It was an English lesson today in my university, but I wasn't there because I haven't started reading "The Great Gatsby" yet
fk u fgt
You are very fast!
Previously I had to bump the thread at least six times to get someone.
Have you seen any threads about someone who found a dead man who got frozen to death?
Passal na neumeuschchih v angelskii
It was me. I was visiting a river which mostly flows undergroung, but a part of it flows on the surface. The man was sitting under a wall of a factory
Rolled into the thread. In engilsh I can write with no problems but it's a bit hard to speak it. What can I do, Twoch?
The place was out-of-the-way, I expected the body to be not found in months.
> undergroung
> the body to be not found
2funny
2funny
asi asi asi que es esto lengua hilo huehuehue enfin
You are cocksuckers, i fucked your fat mommas in their asses.
> mommas
I have the same problem. I have been to language schhol in England, and it's a common problem for Russians: we are good in grammar but have problems with speaking. By the way, after two weeks I got the accent and was able to speak fluently. After leaving, I lost this ability with time.
So you need to speak with someone
u wot m8
I visited the body a week after, and didn't find it. I am very happy about it, because I decided not to call the police and therefore was a bit worried about what was going to happen to the body.
>good in grammar
vryadli
to be good at smth
vryadli
to be good at smth
¿Alguien me ayude? No comprendo nada de esta lengua jodida
Oh, you're right
Sprichst du Deu?
Est-ce que vouz parlez frances mes cheres?
Pueblo unido jamás será vencido, kurwa franquista
Et si tu n'existais pas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk1yGwi6OG4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk1yGwi6OG4
France - shit.
Wow, two weeks is fast, I think. If I speak much for two weeks, probably I will speak fluently too. Also, I don't need the accent because english speaking people like russian accent. No, I don't have hard russian accent, like "zis"", but it's heard.
>kurwa
Belorushka ITT?
Sage attached, (laugh)
Oui, je suis.
That's what I could remember from French, does what you wrote mean "Is there anyone who wants to speak French, my frineds?"
Also
>frances
it's francais, c is with a small s under it, you know, I didn't find this symbol
You mean ç?
English-speaking dvachers will be like:
yes
çurva!
bump
How's your day?
I'm too lazy to imagine something to write here
too-to-to...
poehavshii ITT
What's wrong?
b ump
Your mom has overweight.
Fat trolling? In my thread?
You've got problems with that?
Well, at least this is better than nothing.
I agree.
Today's thread isn't boiling with life
I had a worlout today
Why should it?
*workout
Previous thread were
Шапка делает меня плакать. Пофиксил ошибки. Времен нет, согласования нет, некоторая лексика вообще не в тему. ОП, ты текст в гугл транслейт вбивал?
> Speaking about everything ("anything" is the only for negative).
What sort of constructions is that? Is that Present Continuous? Then where is a noun? And "am / is / are"? Gosh.
> having
Tense?
> thematic thread
"Тематические треды" isn't suitable for English.
> you can find here in Russian [...] in English
Lolwut?
> better help others
Here's no tense again.
> bringing politics.
You can say "discuss" instead of "bring" ('cause the last one is defenetly wrong). It's a good way to express your thoughts.
Ну хоть "You're welcome" правильно написал.
*threads
>"anything" is the only for negative
anything = что угодно
Obossal thee.
>> you can find here in Russian [...] in English
I meant that Russian is usually used in threads here on 2ch, and to copy some thread just translating it in English is not a good idea
>What sort of constructions is that?
It isn't a sentence, just a combination of words, I can say that speaking about everything is what this thread is created for.
>"Тематические треды" isn't suitable for English.
How should I say instead?
Thank you for correcting my mistakes. By the way, I found one in your post:
>defenetly
>Obsоsal
fiх
I created a few English threads these days, but none of them turned out successful.
What's your secret, OP? Why do people write in your threads?
What's your secret, OP? Why do people write in your threads?
>56 posts
>Why do people write in your threads?
Have a look at this, please: http://www.alleng.ru/mybook/3gram/5pron10.htm
Okay, I've got your point. Well, simply "thread" is quite well. Threads're always have some topics or subject to discuss.
And thank you for fixing my typo.
Yes, as said, I can't say this thread is successful so far. I think the people who made the first threads reach the bumplimit are absent now, because a week ago there were holidays
You should keep practicing, bitch.
а я по англиски не умею переведите пожалуйста
The thread was created just an hour ago, it's a good speed tho.
Some of today's OP threads would get 500 posts and even have a pereqat what's the English for it?
Whereas my threads would get up to 100 posts, a good few of which were my own bumps.
>Have a look at this
Picrelated.
So the reason is that you didn't highlight some topics in OP to discuss.
I will bump this thread until I'm done.
В контексте того, что хотел написать ОП, будет everything. Глянь еще раз.
Hey, stop posting in russian language.
Bump
OK M8.
Neither did OP.
His last threads began with "let's speak on english language" and nevertheless got over half a thousand posts.
I think it's all about hikka's aura and shit.
Bump.
Sage.
May I ask you to leave this thread?
Bump
You already done, look at yourself. inb4 U FUCKED UP WITH YOU'RE MOM LOOK I'M SO CLEVA
Блядь, я тут задумался.
Как на форче пишут "тяны не нужны?". Есть ли у них что-то подобное?
Как на форче пишут "тяны не нужны?". Есть ли у них что-то подобное?
Why? I am just bored.
Lulz' time!
Не пишут. Они ещё не придумали аутотренинг.
I know that many people reading this thread but not many people posting something. Stop shying feel free to discuss your daily routine in English.
Guys, you shouldn't investigate this matter. You're young, careless, everything seems clear for ya. That's a different story. It's not Lee Harvey Osvald and not even the secret service's archives.Seriosly,you're gonna regret it.You'd better close the thread and forget about it.I understand, that my message will cause an extensive growth of interest,but I'm warning the most curios ones for the last time.Others will be lost forever.
Everyone is afraid to shit their pants in grammar.
For example, me
А как вообще тогда написать "тяны не нужны?". Tyan aren't need или как?
tans
Your own translation? It's not bad though. it's awful
Girls aren't needed.
Girls are of no need.
You need no girls.
You don't need girls.
Lord knows which they would choose when they come up with it.
But if you don't write in English you will never improve your english grammar.
That's the problem!
Bump
bump
Well you've got pretty much stuff to learn if you confuse such simple words as "everything" and "anything".
Has anyone there been to UK and travelled there by car? I've been and know some nice places to visit, most of them are nature parks, so I'm not sure if I can get there by public transport.
How difficult is it to get able to drive on the left? My father says three or four days will be enough.
How difficult is it to get able to drive on the left? My father says three or four days will be enough.
Helo gais,i am rolling in this ITT,lets discas nude mothers that u saw
Bump. To bring this thread back to live I suggest to discussUKRAINE, DUMBASS, PUTIN
Middle, ty. Ye im russian. I think pick bane better om. I think u retard. Mute/report.
> nude mothers that u saw
Your mum, for example?
саги пиндоссам
>2ch
>been to UK
HERE WE GO AGAIN
I for one don't even remember when I was off my city for the last time.
Suck it bitch?
Suck it bitch.
English its verry interesting lanuage for russians.
I guess u need teach it now.
The glory for herous!
Ny che ti,we had a nice dialog,u failed this
I have been waiting for you since I created the thread. It happens in every thread
А вообще аноны молодцы, правда, особенно те, что помимо основной профессии освоили еще и язык, неважно какой, хоть славенский, хоть на уровне понимания с гугл транслейтом, все равно молодцы
seems to be samefag
DAFUQ, why doesn't it display "#OP#"??
no u
Because you've cleared your cookies and history after fapping, maybe?
You're not right, the last post you meant is created by me, OP. If only makaba could work properly
A faint note of sarcasm sense I here.
It is. (laught)
No, and this happens the second thread
Lets speak about some severous shit itt and discuss the abu, who is actually a pretty cool guy eh fights some cancer and doesn't affraid of any thing
sosite hooy
/thread
/thread
U are wrong,fix your detetcor.
Lets speak about some severous shit itt and discuss the abu, who is actually a pretty cool guy eh fights some cancer and doesn't affraid of any thing
Hellou Sam
>not right
>NOT
>RIGHT
Not even wrong.
Where is lulz? I don't see it here.
I was thinking about writing wrong, but it seemed wrong to me
>severous
Remember this once and for all. Your brain disease is SEVERE, this thread is SERIOUS.
Evrione do misstakes,dont doebivatsya to words.
Stop arguing, faggots, this is a polite thread.
Guys, check out the joke.
A man bought a hat, and it suits him well!
A man bought a hat, and it suits him well!
Голландцы - няши, Британцы - какаши.
Fok jou! Nederlandse taal is de beste taal!
Also,guys,what is homework on english for next day?I didnt catch it.
De OP is choej.
Write an essay on how well your mamka rides huge black cocks.
Ни в коем разе, правда, язык открывает много возможностей, например, можно читать книги/комиксы и смотреть фильмы/сериалы в оригинале, человек, знающий язык имеет больше шансов трудоустроится, хотя бы просто потому, что он может пытаться на вакансии с языком, лол
Так что язык это и правда здорово, вот я им занимаюсь 16 с лишним летеще 4 и 10 двумя другими, и только сейчас осознал, как это здорово переводить текст, делать то, что могут не все, как это здорово понимать о чем говорят в другой стране, и что ты только что посмотрел
Hey, piss on your fucked face! English for the fuckin shit-eaters and cocks! 2ch is for Russians! Sorry, I neochen English
So why don't create a Dutch thread?
Because he is the only one who speaks Dutch on this board.
Oh,can i write to the "harkach",for check mistakes?
Naachoej anglieskij, golaandskij loetsche.
Soooooo Australian here, what up, my Russian is pretty terrible but working on it.
Do you know the expression "not even wrong"? It means, like, "what you say is too bad to be at least wrong, it's just bullshit".
Ты не гет ит, шутка в том, что мужик купил шляпу, пришел домой, а она ему как раз, то есть он покупал её на авось и ему повезло
Say my name.
OKAY DAMNASSES!
Here's the best resources and my recommendations. It will help you to improve your English level.
1. http://www.multitran.ru/
The best dictionary I've ever used. Forget about your Google Translate. It's a shitty bullshit (seriously).
2. Murphy's book.
A good grammar compilation for your improving. I strongly recommend you to start learn English with that.
3. It's important to listen to native speakers a lot. Well, here's a few English-speaking persons. You probably can find more. I recommend you to watch a one video per day leastways. Trust me, it helps a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYUQQgogVeQY8cMQamhHJcg
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKHi7M_11VJmLZSq4WNHSkg
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpjhI-0FBMao7jSuafXuEjA
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY30JRSgfhYXA6i6xX1erWg
4. Read!
"Harry Potter" in the original, 4chan, reddit – whatever. The main thing is that it should be interesting for you.
Overall, this thread is very usefull for all of us, thank you, OP!
Good luck, guys.
^ kun
Here's the best resources and my recommendations. It will help you to improve your English level.
1. http://www.multitran.ru/
The best dictionary I've ever used. Forget about your Google Translate. It's a shitty bullshit (seriously).
2. Murphy's book.
A good grammar compilation for your improving. I strongly recommend you to start learn English with that.
3. It's important to listen to native speakers a lot. Well, here's a few English-speaking persons. You probably can find more. I recommend you to watch a one video per day leastways. Trust me, it helps a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYUQQgogVeQY8cMQamhHJcg
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKHi7M_11VJmLZSq4WNHSkg
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpjhI-0FBMao7jSuafXuEjA
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY30JRSgfhYXA6i6xX1erWg
4. Read!
"Harry Potter" in the original, 4chan, reddit – whatever. The main thing is that it should be interesting for you.
Overall, this thread is very usefull for all of us, thank you, OP!
Good luck, guys.
^ kun
Man stop it. My room is flooded with fat.
Ten zin
>эта тралофобия на двачах
ничего не меняется
No doubt my friend. Only, I'll piss on your dumb face for every little mistake. Deal?
>making low-intermediate mistakes
>teaching others
Just leave.
Wow, thanks! Save this post, it can be a good OP-post
Well?
Бывает, доверишься человеку, душу ему откроешь, а он зелёный. Горький опыт.
Ok,if it is the only way to improve english-i agree.
My mom is Sashka Seraya and she jumps on my cock 24/7 because harkach is board for sucsessful peoples,and she also my mother.Senpai,i am ready to gold rain.
Too bad this thread is on the verge of death.
Mild educational threads are always like that.
They tend to be quite useful and interesting to read.
And yet,they vanish without a trace.
Such a shame.
Mild educational threads are always like that.
They tend to be quite useful and interesting to read.
And yet,they vanish without a trace.
Such a shame.
Well you can leave for a well if you want to. I don't give enough to give a fuck.
Thank you, mate!
For example? And yup, I didn't try to teach you. I jast gave my recommendations. Perhaps, it will help somebody else.
Guys, i wanna read literature in english format.
Pleasse, paste link's of trach russ-england.
Pleasse, paste link's of trach russ-england.
Avatar. Of Chooj.
just*
What?
You god damn right but do you know the meaning?
I'm not the guy who responded to you, however:
>Okay dumbasses
>It's bullshit
a shitty bullshit isn't really said
>A good grammar compilation to help you improve
Or something like that.
>atleast instead of leastways
But still it's mostly good and is understandable soo, yeah.
It has fewer mistakes but it's still bad.
I'm not pointing out your mistakes for the only one reason. You'll surely begin to refute my corrections and I'll have to prove to you that I'm right. I don't need it. Keep making the same mistakes and thinking it's all right.
А вот не зеленый, вот думаю освоить какое-нибудь шитьёсварку/столярку, а то всю жизнь так языком и буду заниматься, не познав прелести других профессий, с одной стороны здорово быть лингвистом, знать языки и все такое, а с другой я могу руками только то, что среднестатистический батя может, шкаф с тумбой собрать, да карниз повесить
Yo whatz crackin, nigguhz!
I am about to take an english test, nigga. Motherfuckin IELTS nigga. To go to university,yo. So watcha yall niggaz wanna tell me is how hard is dis shit?
I need to get only a fuckin 5.5 grade! The shit is that I only have one month to prepare, biach!
Is it possible to get me at least 5.5 after one month of preparationz? Peace, nigga.
I am about to take an english test, nigga. Motherfuckin IELTS nigga. To go to university,yo. So watcha yall niggaz wanna tell me is how hard is dis shit?
I need to get only a fuckin 5.5 grade! The shit is that I only have one month to prepare, biach!
Is it possible to get me at least 5.5 after one month of preparationz? Peace, nigga.
Thank you, I will fit the cap on.
Guys..Guys. Do you remember the moment in Breaking Bad, when Walter says: "I am the Danger" ? So, sometimes I hear not "the Danger", I hear "The Denchik". Then I begin to laugh. It's funny, isn't it?
Then leave.
The point is that we all make some mistakes and then fix it. That's how it works.
Fuck you all.
I've been waiting this thread for thwo years. Thanks.
It made my day, dude.
Eating crabby sticks and drinkin' coffee. I am normal?
Oh man, I remember you.
A month is too little.
When I was young, I used to think that crabby sticks are made of crabs. When I discoveres they aren't it was one of the biggest surprises in my life
>I hear not
How's it there, in the 1700s?
Yo dawg, howz goin' brah? Sum' test y'say? Welp good luck fo' ya nigga ass, bruh. Hope ya'll do this fokin' 5.5 grade, boy.
Oww shiet, forgot to post da pic. Here ya go, lil' boy.
Shit, man, what the fuck, I just googled it and found out they're really not made of crabs.
2ch educational
There is good I think.
Even if they didn't made of crabs, they're fucking juicy and tasty. But the coffee is too sweet for me.
Так смешно, когда русский Иван пытается закосить под "крутой" нигросленг.
Это как безногий, пытающийся в брейкданс, ну все наверно на ютубе видели.
Щито поделать, я ведь не учил инглиш. Всего этого из медиа понабрался.
They are made of surimi, as far as I know.
>tasty
Shit-eater, please.
What can be more disgusting than crab sticks? Maybe, onion.
>coffee is too sweet
>2015
>add sugar to coffee
What's wrong with you?
I never meant to offend you, please write on.
>Shit-eater
Well, tell me what you were eating recently. I'd like to know.
Thanx, homeboy.
Dis are some fake ass biaches on ya pic, nigga!
Punk ass motherfuckaz! They aint ghetto, dawg!
Yeah, I know, but I gotta do it, man! Aint no other way fo me nigga.
A poltoraxa of beer and some cheese-kosichka, so what?
You goin' to another country? Or is it some ohuevshy Russian uni that has you pass IELTS?
There ya go, da real ghetto niggaz!
HALLO, ARSCHLÖCHER
I just don't follow that peedorashka's что жуётся то и ем principle.
Are you applying to some Canadian Uni?
For fucks sake, i thought you were serious about my shit-tier tastes. Put your pigtail-cheese in pooper, animal.
OP is a fag.
Like if you always write "dissapoint" then erase it and write "disappoint"
lolwut?
Nah.
Its from movie. I just post em, didnt mean ghetto.
Feels like the poltoraxa had some effect on me and I don't take your point or you just debil
Ok your thread is very good
And now you can take some fruit
My cat is watching thread with me
It also thinks that it's me-me-me
And now you can take some fruit
My cat is watching thread with me
It also thinks that it's me-me-me
Whatever, bruh.
I'm always mistyping "disappoint" for "dissapoint"
What "nah"? Is your uni in Russia or some other country?
Happens, i think it's like messing up with й and ё, almost every time i am typing ёж it appears to be йж, and when i am typing бойкот or проебём it appears to be боёкот or проебйм.
ВАТА И ПАТРИОТЫ ВРЫВАЕЦА В ТРЕАДТ!!!!!!!!!! СУКА ПЕНДОСЫ СУКА ПРОДАЛИСЬ ТАМ СУКА ПИДЛОРЫ В ЖОПЫ ДОЛБЕТЕСЬ БЛЯ!!!! Я БЫ ВАС ВСЕХ ВЫЕБАЛ НА ЗОНЕ СУКА!!!!!!! ПЕНДОСЫ СУКА У ЬЛЯ НЕ НАВИЖУ
Но ведь английский язык изобрели древние славяне. Это потом европейцы у нас письменности и языку научились, ну а нам не жалко, изобрели себе потом другой язык.
>messing up with й and ё
In Russian I have problems with the word бутылка which I always write as бытулка
It's some roosterland language, isn't it? Koodah? Is it ukrainan?
>
че бля гри норм))) а то я не могу в языки говорю по ваших даунских языков
Yes but we should admit that we are born to be slaves, even the word "славянский" derives from "slave", and we're made to serve to the master race you can move to usa learn their language and be just liek an american but you will alwaus be inferior because you are PIDORASHKA. I came
That's makes me sad.
Ё̱̥̝̗́͐̏͑̌̕͞Б̝̮̻ͪ͑̊ͤͨ͊ͣ̇̐͞А̩̪̬ͣ̍͐͆͠͞Л͂ͯ̓̓̏̎ͨ͏̯̙̬̱̪͘ ̛̗̖͊̉̀Т͆͗͋̿̆̑҉̴̤̖͙̙͎͍̜̙В̡̜͙̬͚͖̥͑ͧ͂͊͜О͎̰͈̹̃ͭͬ͒̇͋Й̃̈́ͨ̋ͯ̆͏̛͉͓̳ ̴̡̘͉̤͚̗̟͕͈͑̈́̂̽ͩ́ͯͯР̥̙̻̝ͣͮ͟О̢͉̫̹̱̱̟̄̈̐Тͮ̃ͦ̊͒̈́̀ͯ͏͚̝̩͍͝ ͖͓̗̹̫̘̟̋̄
Да ты и в русский не особо умеешь.
'Nah' is 'no'. Gay-rope, bro. Shit is fucked up in ma neighbourhood, ma city n shit, so I gotta move on !
>'s
HAHAHA EVERY LITTLE MOTHERFUCKING LETTER GIVES YOU AWAY AS A PEEDORASHQUA, BORN TO BE AT SOMEONE'S SERVICE AHAHAHA LICK MY SHOES CLEAN THEN ILL GIVE YOU SOME VODKA
>Gay-rope
UKraine?
What country are you heading on?
Where are you all again?
test
Nigga, Its a big secret, come on!
Ukraine what, the country I am deading or the country I live in?
I was watching "Better call Saul". Do you like this tv-show?
Nah. Dey be fe scum
Is this thread need some bump? It are.
These threads are so fucking depressing.
>cringeworthy level of language
>arrogant attitude
>"I'm so much better than everyone else"
>"You're pidorashka", "no, ur mum"
>"Oh, look, I'm able to speak English, unlike you, Russian scum"
>cringeworthy level of language
>arrogant attitude
>"I'm so much better than everyone else"
>"You're pidorashka", "no, ur mum"
>"Oh, look, I'm able to speak English, unlike you, Russian scum"
People such people. What can we do with them?
What else can we talk about? Politics? It's even worse than "fak yor mamka go to hiu" bullshit.
Zed is dead.
Thread is dead too.
So thread is Zed?
Thread is dead too.
So thread is Zed?
sage me at least
1 outta 10
2 outta 10
3 outta 10 y'know where it's goin'
4 outta 10 knowmsayin'
5 outta 10 ain't ya combobreakin'
6 o' 10 check it out
7 o' 10 no-one gives a fuck
8 o' 10 keep it goin'
9 o' 10 that's it
10 o' 10 we made it
Somebody say 2ch can't count to ten?
2ch just isn't the place for English speaking threads.
Pass it by.
If you still want it, better make it on 4chan's /int/
Pass it by.
If you still want it, better make it on 4chan's /int/
>ENGLISH THREAD
>/b/
U mad?
English thread on 4chan?
Wherefore not? Anon is known to be well-skilled in many subjects including languages.
Russian general would be ok.
...where everybody would speak Russian.
fuckin' genius
Just don't speak Russian, Russian generals are mostly English speaking. Well, at least now.
Hi guys. My english is suck, but I wan't change it. Which way to english-world is faster?
Nicht diese Scheiße nochmal...
Here we can speak English.
Speaking about anything, but based on my experience of a starter of several threads, I want to prevent you from
- having a thematic thread which you can find here in Russian (e.g. butthurt-thread) in English
- quarrels about level of English, better help others
- bringing politics.
This is only my opinion.
You are welcome!