I FUCKED UR MUM AND DAD NIGGA BITCH
Bump
>Niggaz language is nor
not
fix
Bump
Bump again
Wait a minute
>Niggaz language is nor welcome.
lol
Suck my dick
Previously I used to write long sentences for bumps, but it took too much time, bumps need to be faster
Fuck you bitch suck a brick
I killed you mother and raped your dog.
So, I received my pre-purchased translated into russian American comic book. Nobody cares, right?
What do you mean by sucking a brick?
Sage. Hided.
Fuck her right in the pussy
Danke!
>practise
Ze wezer is gud tudey.
But I have no dog and have never had
WHO WOULD GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOUR RETARDED LIFE MORON
I mean sucking a brick.
You should have pulled your anus.
I mean "sosi kirpich"
Hey OP, did you shave your smelly pussy today?
Listen to my story:
Two chemists come to a bar. One of them asks for water, and the second one asks for it too. After drinking the second dies.
Why?
Two chemists come to a bar. One of them asks for water, and the second one asks for it too. After drinking the second dies.
Why?
I don't have one
Хуй
Because he was a faggot!
Because he fucks goats?
simpl))
Is there anyone who is passing goverment exams in 2 weeks?
-I'll have H20
-I'll take H2O2
FUCK THE GOVERNMENT FUCK THE POLICE
because the water was from chernobyl?
Becouse he said "H2O too", but barman heard "h2o2".
Cause water blowed up
Cause dat guy was Albert Enshtein
Good evening sir. At the first glance I would like to say that spelling "practice" instead of "practise" is much more appropriate. Secondly, I think that the word "argue" has a grammatical meaning of a verb, and you were trying to convey the meaning of a noun, the word "arguing" should be applied for that purpose.
Did he drink hydrogen peroxide?
Why are you asking this?
Schoolboys problems
Ugh, you know what? I have nothing to say. We need a fucking topic to discuss.
Ah you are so nasty fucker.
My dick is so hard, i take it with my hands and put him into op ass, mm so tight so soft so much pleasure, thank you op
You're right
Because i can. Do you have any problems with that?
Tomorrow will be a hard day, have to pass my history exam for a 2nd time. And ofc I don't know anything. What to do?
Friends, let's talk about hobby.
You become an hero
Then op ass exploision and you loose your dick
>must
I don't have any problem, but I have an interest in the reason of your question.
Oh my godlook fucken liberals making English language more preferable than russian, die american scum, Mother Russia will break you down Glory to Putin/B]
Go learn your language ivan
Take the islam. Meet with prophet. I'm hoping he will tell you about history.
Learn hard.
My hobby is masturbating my dick.
wank my penis into you mouth,i know you like to suck
because he ate 1kg of cement 5 minutes later
Boring.
TOVARISCH VODKA BALALAYKA
RUSSIAN CANNOT INTO ENGLISH
RUSSIAN CANNOT INTO ENGLISH
I can draw some shit. Your turn.
Thank you for correcting my mistakes. I always wait for someone to examine my op-post.
Several threads ago we discussed the question about practise, and it looked like writing s is suitable for verb. Anyway, there's no strong rule for this.
When writing argue I thought that didn't would be for argue too, was I wrong?
What is your hobby?
Hello! My name is Vitalik. I am 21. I am live in Russia in Moscow. I very like play computer games. Sanqew.
I'm fucking code-monkey aka programmer, and frankly i'm upset because of that useless stuff that must be learned for my exam.I dont want to learn theory of programming languages,theory of making decisions i just want to drink bear and jerk off.
Too boring
I like watch movies.
Your mother is too boring.
Ivan know his language, but ivan don't know English
I enjoy hiking. Every spring I often go to any forest by car, and staying near forest lake for some days with my friends and my girlfriend. We are swimming in the lake, and traweling throw the lake by boat.
Bilbo Baggins.
you want me to jerking your nippels and fuck you
I used to bulid railroad models in 1:87 scale. I had a model of a shunting yard, the station where cars go down by the force of gravity to different tracks
>jerk off
What does it mean? Could you explain, please?
My hobby is walking. I just walk around the city where I live and listen to music. I used to draw and solve math puzzles but it doesn't excite me anymore. Life is boring, man.
Fuck
It means masturbating
Sounds like you and your friens are swingers or something. Sort of homogays))00)
OP assache, come and see
It's meaning similar to masturbate.
I learn french.
Life is not only solving puzzles or walking.
>throw
Through
self-fix
Thank you, gentlemans.
Nope. We are just friends. We can trawel togather, or going to music festivals and nigtht clubs, or using drugs, but without sex.
Из-за ёбаного английского я вылетел из универа. Ненавижу въеби сажи тврь!
I'm playing guitar. Silly hobby. But sometimes one can get laid because of it.
Hey guys, how can i improve my english skills?
inb4: Murphy
inb4: Murphy
i sit all day long at home and now i am watching Gufovicky stream
Which musicians do you prefer to listen?
Ты даже в сажу не смог. Не удивительно, что тебя выгнали.
Walking is very good. I used to walk from my house to the underground station every day, but now I don't because I don't have that much time and I started legs training so the muscles often hurt.
By the way, I used to have schizophrenia several years ago, just when I used to walk a lot. I think that was also because long jorneys are a bit boring and I started speking to myself.
>going to music festivals and nigtht clubs, or using drugs
Sounds like russian punks called GOVNAR's
You wrote without SAGE
Did you mean gentlemen
Read books,watch series. Of course i will work if you know basic english grammar.
We prefer electronic music. Psychedelic trance and so on.
Lend me your fucking ass! You want me to fuck you?
Twochuy. It dont know how to express 'Двачую'
Duolingo is my only teacher.
Exist only one way speaking with those who know English
What are your favorite writers and which was the last book you read?
You can find some english speaking courses in your Muhosransk or hire a teacher.
How speakers can help with your writing skills?
How can i met someone of those guys?
Вы чё))) вы чё ебать)))
"I second you".
I had been pooing
Я какал.
Правльно скзал?
Я какал.
Правльно скзал?
Да они все на гугл переводчике)))
I ment Raymond Murphy. I dont have any money for lessons.
Чтобы сказать had been, тебе надо уточнить, со скольки до скольки ты какал.
I do like to read all kind of dystopian stuff. One of my favourite is "Nineteen Eighty-Four" by Oruwell.
Вот нахуй тебе паст пёрфект континиус?
Hallo ! Sie können hier Deutsch spracen ! Bitte, starten Sie nicht eine Debate über: "wessen Deutch ist besser". Kommen Sie zu, sagen Sie mal über ihr Tag und entspannen Sie sich!
Нет.
go to 4chan and ask somebody to teach you in skype
then... http://livemocha.com/ !
Почему бы не запилить тред неанглийских языков?
For example:
I had been pooing until 11 class.
Wake up Hitler, you obosralsya!
Well, I am glad that you are not offended by a bit of criticism from my point of view. Right now, while I'm thinking much more thoroughly about the "practic(s)e" word, a brilliant thought has born in my mind: I think that you may use the latter "s" in that case, it reminds me about the variants of the word "center", i.e. "centre", both are applicable in the everyday speech. As for the word arguing, I just told my opinion on the case, it wasn't obligatory at all.
You should enjoy his another book "Animal farm".
Great idea. But what if i shy?
Go away fucking nazi.
Разве в этом случае не was pooring?
Getting writing skills seems no problem for me, at least my skills are quite good because grammar is the main subjects at schools and universities in Russia. When I was in a language school in England, my grammar was much better than the foreign people (not English) had, but sometimes their speaking was better. Lack of speaking practice is a common problem for Russians as tthe techers said
4chan full of schoolboys and niggaz. I dont want to learn broken english
I read it too.
yo dudes! whatchadoin?
Communicate with native in social networks
or travel.
You may shy until your death and never do anything else so.
Obosralsya s mochi
What about Huxley and Zamyatin?
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Okay, which board?
I made mistake. Sorry bro.
Sosi xuy
Was pooing используется для того, чтобы обозначить действие, произошедшее во время того, как ты срал.
Вот сидел ты на толчке, и тут телефон зазвонил.
Получается, если я хочу сказать просто "Я покакал" (только что), я должен сказать: I have taken a shit?
I have taken a dump
Ага, спасибо. Тогда уж я сразу уточню, чтобы далеко не ходить про had poored.
I read Huxley's 'Brave New World' and Zamyatin's "We" and "We" seemed to odd and boring for me,but i really enjoyed "BNW".
Do you know any good dystopy?
Я подампил?
Отложил кучку.
Ruhm die Ukraine !
Ruhm den Helden!
Geh weg, Obamka! Du hast geobosratzen !
Deshalb, dich fick !
I shitted.
Or
I shit.
I cant say it right now.
It depends on type of verb (irregular or regular).
Vitalik-Pedalik, Tirech, i love it.
Except that I didn't read any distopy, but heard about "Atlas Shrugged" as a good one.
Please create your own German, or Deutsche, thread
Ok thanks i'll try it.
No one gives a shit about you shit, you little piece of shit
Привiт, козаки, в цьому тредi ви можете вiльно поспiлкуватися украiнською. Будь ласка, не починайте лаятися, чия украiнська краща. Галицькi рагулi - ходiть лiсом !
Заходьте, розкажiть як пройшов ваш день та вiдпочиньте !
Заходьте, розкажiть як пройшов ваш день та вiдпочиньте !
You can learn english with books and losing some years or spend some months in england, result will equal
Go away hohol.
Go away hohol.
Ще не вмерла?
Пiди в другой тред, хлопчiк.
Nein !
Nobody say 'I shitted'. When we speak about shit, we must use 'take'. 'Go and take a shit!' - just yesterday I heard it in Pulp Fiction.
Warum?
Except your butthole.
Poor shitty english
But we are not in England.
Heir komme die sonne.
By the way how "Въебал говна" would sound in english?
But will I get good grammar? Sometimes it is very important. I just thought that it's good that we usually learn grammar, becuase speaking skills improve really fast when being in England. Also they disappear with time after you've left England
>practise your English.
>practise
>English
The fucker came here, said some shit in Ukrainian, and started arguing with himself. Shit-eater
I taken a shit.
Du hast mein Tag gemacht !
I took a shit.
Darum !
What's wrong? Here is something about c\s here
Ur fukken muther is shit-eater, fag
Everybody knows shit is fucked!!!
ОП, не злись, но педерастия удалила мой тред антикоррупционной направленности, поэтому я жалуюсь на твой тред.
Совсем охуели, съебите в свой /int!
Совсем охуели, съебите в свой /int!
The thread is dying? Bump!
Vatnics must be educated.
Vatnics must be educated.
The thread is dying? Bump!
Vatnics must be educated.
Vatnics must be educated.
Riffraff cannot have coherent conversation in English, I have to sage you.
Your skill won't disappear if you don't leave england, i just wanna say life in england better
WTF? By the way, these thread have never been deleted.
Go away fucking cocksucker. All hope is gone. No one would help Russia to beat it's corruption.
You better stay here and help someone, correct them, show proper language
But how ordinary russian citizen can stay in england? Of course except if that ordinary citizen is a fucking useless programmer.
Now, i think englind must learn russian languige, because we will liberating his.
Bump to these gentlemens.
Это потому что мудаки могут удалять только годноту.
Cocksucker))) btw what invectives in english do you know except obvious piece of shit/idot etc. ?
Wie geht' es ihnen, Bernds ?
gentlemeNЪ!
You can't liberate yourself from your rotten goverment , how can you give advice to others?
You allow insane cossacs to parade in your capital , you are afraid of Chechens , again how dare you to give advice to others?
MY EYES!!!
aight guys some greentext
>open le English thread
>missing articles everywhere
>missing style of the language
>words nobody use for centuries now
>literal translations
You niggers will never get into english, I fucking promise that.
>open le English thread
>missing articles everywhere
>missing style of the language
>words nobody use for centuries now
>literal translations
You niggers will never get into english, I fucking promise that.
We have more:
cunt,freak,nigger.
>niggers
r u srlsly?
Ça va, ça va. Et toi?
I'm sorry , i really don't know English
Man you're so frickin' miserable you can't even respond me without making a mistake
You copied that text from some Lil Wayne's song?
STOP TYPING ENGLISH WITH FIRST CHARACTER IN UPPER CASE YOU SON OF A BITCH
Get out of here, you frog-eater
And you, fucking Nazi
It was joke, in really life i don't think so
where i made a mistake?
>really life
Did you mean real? In Real Life - IRL.
>>
nowhere , he is an illiterate.
nowhere , he is an illiterate.
You shouldn't have written it, because there's another mistake
O'kay 'coon, have your minute of fame.
>u srlsly?
serious or just "seriously"
where i made a mistake?
Where did I make the mistake
But that's fine for you, piece'o slavshit.
>wake up
>see this
Your actions, anon?
>see this
Your actions, anon?
Hi, guys. Miss me?
lol
lol
It's a trap! Or not?
>an illiterate
lol
It is. So?
Call police
Ship this faggot back to europe
Lost with podliva.
I don't know, really.
>was joke
>really life
lol
2ch i am take a shit... like just... about... now.
lol
But what if he could be the person to care for you and make your life much less miserable?
Before i will phone in police i will fuck him
>much less
lol
Let's model this situation. He turns to you and says "Oh, hi!! So nice to see you awake, finally, I've made you a breakfast and was worrying it'd get cold!"
>Before i will ... i will
lol
>a breakfast
lol
How right?
>How right
lol
Are you disabled and can just type 'lol' using your small dick?
Lol, i want to be in this situation.
"Miserableness" is not something you can count, you fuckwad. And also "miserable" has more than 2 syllables so we have to opt for comparative words like "less"
>are you disabled
>are you ... can
lol
"You fridge didn't have much to offer but I made some fried eggs, a couple of toasts and coffee". He walks off and brings bag the food, the eggs are fried in a <3 heart shape.
SUCK MY COCK YOU TURDBURGLAR!!!
>You
*Your
lol, you failed to figure out what was wrong, lol
When Russia plans stand up from knees? I am so fuckin tired to wait.
How right spelt?
>brings bag the food
lol
It doesn't plan to do it.
>When ... plans?
>plans stand up
lol
But why he did it for me?
Why do you write lol under every post with mistakes? Better correct them!
You sick bastard, making fun of me taking a shit?!
See, pal? I can't even.
>why he did
lol
>You ... making
lol
Je baise ta mere.
>why he did
whats wrong?
Sometimes it's used as an irregular verb and in past tense it will be "I shat".
>lol
lol
I don't know! Maybe you let him in for some reason yesterday to have some place to sleep for a night and he repays you in such a way now?
That's absolutely correct sentence go fuck your mom's face.
Maybe ...
Plans to stand up?
Stop it, please! These your posts don't make sense. If you want point out some mistakes, correct them.
I do so in order to prod my bros to learn English grammar.
lol
Btw, your post is correct. Congratulations!
It's why did he
Oh , you're absolutely correct.
>baise ... mere
lol
Покидайте провакационных пикчей , чтобы быдло потролить. Буду благодарен
Как тут шпрехать?
Посмотри в зеркало.
Two cups of tea to this gentleman.
Хахаха (нет)
Press Shift+Alt or Ctrl+Shift
No. I want my bros to look into grammar textbooks.
lol
English, motherfucker, speak it.
English, motherfucker, speak it.
And what he wants?
Sup antony, whats funny and new happened? Today i was walked with a girl, but She, how i understood, send me in friendzone :c
No. I'm a bydlo.
Can you write some absoulutely correct sentence using some advanced (for me) stuff (perfect tenses,perfect cont. tenses) , conditionals?
OK, I change my mind.
>what he wants
what does he want
Sheesh, do you have ANY sense of style? I am not even in there, I'm just a narrator!!
Sure.
>absoulutely
I hope it's just a misprint.
Noones love me.
English-speakers-gayman are so fast in love.
American faster.
We wranglers on google translate we don't know your grandma, so you can suck ass like you did it before.
If you know english well then can you give some learning tips?
>writing s is suitable for verb
Then fusk you, you ignorant fuck.
>, how i understood,
dats what i call SLOJNOE PODCHINENIE
That sounds like some kind of rocket science for me.
Bump faggots.
Fuck, this anon- bailed out. Any takers for an RP?
Without this thread we will stay in Russka for our eternal life.
>suck ass
They still say that?
Sometimes, as a matter of fact.
I'm still here. English is very difficult for me, sorry.
Dаt liberafag riрpеd off just like nоw
For the love of god please don't try to use russian idioms in English. It just reads and sounds absolutely horrible.
Whatevs, I'm not an elitist, as long as the post's readable.
>russian idioms
What are you talking about?
For some reason 2ch thinks I got a spamlisted word in my post. Check the picture.
GET DA FUGIN OUT FROMMA TUCH, U STUPID CUCKOLDERS, GAY-NIGGAS LOVERS, CUNT SUKERS N ISLAMIAN WHORES!
Fags y'all bitches
Пизда! Научитесь говорить по русски
So, we continue?
Ready when you are.
>по русски
Very interesting.
Can i say "tore itself" for instead?
I think, he is really cute, i'll try to hug him. But i'm shy.
Red brick house dweller detected.
Shame to you vatnic.
>shame to
shame on
Сам научись.
Wow! So wadded)
Can you tell me the difference between US English and UK English?
It doesn't really have the same meaning in English. It reads as if he literally tore his ass to pieces, lols.
Generally UK accent is so annoying.
Holy Jesus!
It's a Rusnya!
Get in a Peacemaker!
So "buttrekt ez" is really same to "порвался"?
Not really but it has the same meaning + internet speech quirks. There are many other variants
What's not an accent, it's how the language really sounds like!
Yeah, bro. (US English)
Of course, sir. (UK English)
lol
bump, so thread not dead
Hi everyone! I wanna improve my knowledge about computer science. Which books you can advice to me?
>can advice
lol
Computer science for dummies
Windows 98 for niggaz
But at the time he's standing there with his hands holding a trayful of foodstuffs.
This thread seems more successful than the latest ones, I hope you enjoy it, and I have to go
Have a nice time
Have a nice time
>trayful of
lol
See you later alligator.
>seems more successful
lol
> latest ones
lol
РУССКИЙ ПСТО! САСАЙ! АЗАЗАЗАЗА
>РУССКИЙ ПСТО! САСАЙ! АЗАЗАЗАЗА
lol
>ITT stupid pidorashque mimicrating
TOP KEK
TOP KEK
>KEK
lol
Too stupid for second language?
>for second language
lol
Yep, I know that my english is very hard. Can you write it right?
>mimicrating
Now that's a grammar!
>PIDORASHQUE FEEL UNPLEASANT
TOP KEK
Now what?
> for second language?
AHAHAHAAGAGGAGAHAHAHAHAHH
AHAHAHAHA
Hello, my name is Ashot. I will was down from mountans/
hey,hey,hey,hey,hey,stupid
>I know that my english is very hard. Can you write it right?
I know that my English is very bad (I know that I'm bad at English). Can you write that sentence correctly?
>I wanna improve my knowledge about computer science. Which books you can advice to me
I wanna expand my knowledge of computer science. Could you advise me some books?
>will was
lol
stop being stupid, pidorashque
go to stall please
know your place
go to stall please
know your place
WSEM GUD EWNING!
This is not a problem, i don't need his hands.
Is it this are not funni!!
oh god my English is whorable((
> for second language
moms englishman is that u ?
You're a troll. Bye.
lol
Oh. Why I'm so pidorashka? :(
бут вху?
So the two of you stand there, you a bit shy to give him a hug and blushing uncontrollably. The guy in front of you tilts head to the side and asks: "Err, is something the matter?"
>You're a
lol
Brother, I brought you eat
>to the side and asks: "Err, is something the matter?"
lol
>the two
>you ... shy ... and blushing
> head
>is something the matter
lol
Sweet bread?
So, this is a thread where everyone copy&paste some parts of someone's post and write lol below. Am I right?
lol
lol
Why I should use "could"?
not someone's
only posts that belong to total RETARD LIKE U ARE
LOL
>Why I should use "could"?
Why am I supposed to use "could"?
There's no need to do so. It's just a way of being polite.
lol
The guy? Ok, i say: "Nothing, i just want to thank you".
>only posts that
lol
net ya ne kakal
>net ya ne kakal
lol
>Ok, i say
lol
You're an impostor. GTFO.
lol
>dat mad retard
lol:3
I find French as more attractive language. But English is a language of my childhood, I really can't choice.
>The guy?
(Well, despite all the feminine looks it still is a male, technically. Or do you prefer your acquaintance to be female?)
"So, umm, just say "Thanks" then, I dunno, haha!"
>find... as...
> can't choice
lol
You shit yourself don't you?! Warden! That faggot shit himself!!
There are all gays in this thread
>looks it still is a male
>your acquaintance to be
lol
>That faggot shit himself!!
rueng? gtfo.
rueng? gtfo.
All? All gays that exist in our world? Are you sure?
lol
You're so smart.
Tu ne dois pas choisir.
>Ok, i say
Omg..gtfo
I didn't study it by the several years.
So, I permitted to use "can" with "advice", and it is grammatically right?
>by
lol
AAAAAAAAAAAA!
SOOOQQQQQQAAAAAAA!
No, stupid asshole. Do you see the difference between advice and advise?
Unlike you, I am a unique and special genius. I'm smarter than you exponentially.
Said, say... Don't be so serious
>special genius
lol
make your excuses, pathetic RETARD
Lol. You could continue fapping to soviet guide, or start the real language studies.
>Do you see the difference between
Omg. Another one...
chief he is make shit on the floor
Oh, sorry man. Obviously, I'm "ebus' v glaza" in Russian
Shut up, bydlo.
Last night I fucked your mom, your dad and then your dog too. So now I'm going to start fucking your ass. Cause it's just your turn.
>real language studies
double lol
yes I am smart. Unlike you who quotes answers
>Do you see the difference between
Kek.
I'm sorry, i should go. Thank you.
You know you aren't really contributing anything to the thread, don't you? You're just littering up the place making it impossible to chat with people here.
Real human bean.
nigga pls
Meh, no probs. See ya!
>chief
>this retarded piece of SHIT
TOP LOL
Šhrek
>yes I am smart
>Unlike you who
Yeah...U are smart...
Right is "did you see difference between"?
>you aren't really contributing anything to the thread
>2ch.hk
lol
>real bean
lol
>Right is
>?
Lol
>yes I am
>Unlike you who quotes
WASTED!
Hey! You're the one who's picking on a regular user from up on your high horse, your cocky, administrative horse. And unlike you, I've done things that actually matter in life, and managed it without stomping on other people in lower positions than me!
"Is right", of course
Реальная человеческая фасоль?
Yes, I come here to have at least somewhat meaningful conversations. I'd be much obliged if you pointed to the better place for this.
You must be really confused right now. You looked up this page expecting to find an article funny enough to distract you from your boring, pathetic, worthless excuse for a life. Boy, were you wrong. Why don't you just go somewhere else. Hit the random page tab or something. That's probably how you got here anyway.
I'm writing from iPhone, suck my dirty dick, bastards. Also, Enya is the best Irish slut, which can sing.
Just fuck you, selfish piece of scum
Hey, what the hell are you doing here
>Hey! You're the one who's picking on a regular user from up on your high horse, your cocky, administrative horse. And unlike you, I've done things that actually matter in life, and managed it without stomping on other people in lower positions than me
Looks like KABOOOOM.
And one more thing...
>You're the one who's picking
>I've done things that actually
>on other people in lower
Incorrect
/se
lol
Melkobukvennii, smallwolder pls
Smallworder, fix
Small penis, fix
Actually, it ШЫ totally correct...
Yes, you should really try counting how many times "you" has been written on this page. You can't do this, can you ?
Hey you nigga wanna me to pull the trigger!! Mathafucka
Unfortunately, we don't care. Nobody cares about you. Not even if famine comes upon you, if you become flammable, even if you misspelled "sense" as "sannse". Nobody cares about you.
You do.
Well... that's not what your mom said last night.
Hey, guys! Nice thread! Unfortunately, my English speaking skills aren't good enough, just because I have no practice.
My small penis don't fit in your mouth
Use fork to clean toilets
Yeah, sure. Like you've ever won something in your entire life. What's that I hear? Person of the Year? Yeah, you won that alright, just like Hitler and Stalin. You idolize them, don't you. Fucking megalomaniac.
You do?
But it perfectly fits your fat mommy's mouth. As well as my own one.
Listen pal. Maybe you think you like ice cream. Truth is, you are an ice-cream.
So how will I do it with a fork?
Abu is not human,he is a ...
"Your mom" jokes; the ultimate sign of failure. You disgust me.
Your post is perfect example of how bad knowledge can turn into funny statement. You just wrote that your small penis fits into your mouth.
lol
>he is a ...
lol
> As well as my own one.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH
SOOOOOOOOOOQA
KAK JE PROIGRALA S DAUNA
AHAHAHAHAH
Nope.
In eng, pls. I can`t understand dat bullshit. Your eng is so poor....
As a matter of fact, I can, but you're the one who wants to know how many there are, so I'll leave that job to you. Hint: there are two more now.
I second this.
Teenage mutant ninja hachik?
M,key mastards. Why don't you go to 4chan or same shitbord, and try mimicry as native shpikers ?
Good night,2ch
Alright, the obnoxious attentionwhore got all the thread's attention to it. Thread's as good as dead, it was fun while it lasted.
OK, that was incredibly rude, mate. Firstly, I think you should be the one writing the article, seeing as you are the one that bloody gives a damn. Secondly, by caring about what I do with every second of my precious time spent on 2ch and forming an essay on what I should be doing, you have wasted more of the common people's time than I could ever imagine. Thirdly, how can you live with yourself? You think yourself funny, don't you? Well I don't. You are an idiot and have problems. Bugger off.
good night, sweet prince
>it was fun while it lasted.
lol
What? Who says "bugger" besides Captain Price? Probably some British creeper. British creeper, whoever you are, you need to "bugger" off, you filthy "wanker"!
Oh...Just NVM.
By the way. Can u feel a reason between USA ENG?
So, is everyone here?
hach - 2ch
It's not a mistake, lol. You are in /b. It's the best place for short-barrel bastards.
gd nws ern
SO FUCKING WHAT
IF THIS IS
>ENGLISH THREAD
I CAN'T SPEAK DAT MAGNIFICENT USA LANG ?&! FUCK U M8 ALLRIGHT ?
Well, let's analyze piecemeal the written. It seems that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil. Can you in the eye and say, ready to come to listen? All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo, Rambo you room. on you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not. do not complain tossing bags, a lot of you in the spring thawed. About like you say, Mom did not want dad did not try. Take heed to my message to you <try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself.
Tell yourself whatever you need.
lol
>Well, let's analyze piecemeal the written. It seems that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil. Can you in the eye and say, ready to come to listen? All that garbage is a simple written thee pi
Bastard fucking well come here and shit dog, I decided to see me crawl? You asshole smelly fuck, huh? Well, come here, try to fuck me, I'll fuck himself bastard masturbator Damn, damn you, go idiot, fuck you and the whole family, dog shit, redneck stinky shit, bitch, bitch, come here, scoundrel, rascal, reptile come here you - shit, ASSHOLE!
a border key was a
>imbetsil
>pizdobolstvo
Totally lost
Looks like Google Translate cannot into English too.
>proigrala
You know the rules, dirty whore.
А последний пост-то прямая цитатка из фильма, мань. Так шо ты жыденька абасрался вооот
Party rock is in the house tonight. Everybody just have a good time. And we gonna make lose your mind. We just wanna se ya.
English, motherfucker.
broken by two parts
He cannot into English
шо
Laughed-and-lost thread will be here.
OP, cut perecut
Everyone in this thread suck my dick.
No, fuck you, and your wishes.
So it's his own problem, not mine.
Even your head.
xui sosi,guboi tryaci
POSHEL NAHUI, MUDILA
>everyone
>including me
Excluding me
I've made it your problem just now, coz you're here, in my thread.
blia
wi vse govnoedi
This thread is not your ownership. Also, first prove, that you are the author of the original post.
Thread must die
Shut your ebalnick, suka.
GIVE ME A PASSCODE,PLEASE
lil
Suck Abu's dick first.
Tred utonool
Listen up, fag, I don't realy care what you thinkin about rights of OPener. This thred is my own privat domisile property, from now and till bumplimit washdown it.
obezyana chi-chi-chi prodavala kirpichi
bump 1/1
Report this tread to KGB.
nenene
499
>500
:D
Dumbo
PAPASHQUE TRAP NATASHQUE ?!
Here you can speak about anything, practise your English.
Please, don't start stupid qaurrels or argue about whose English is better. Niggaz language is nor welcome.
Come here, tell about your day and relax