I have taken account of the mistakes in the OP text that you pointed out, and fixed them.
Once you say there's something wrong, I'll... I'll be very angry.
Once you say there's something wrong, I'll... I'll be very angry.
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IDI NAHUI
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You are obkakun'kalsya
@
Wake up on lecture
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sage
I schoolboy and i do not in bed, i here, in this tread. Hahahaha
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sage
>newfag thinks sage pulls thread down
sage
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Sup. OP, did you even try to think in English? Also, french people have god tier accent.
suck cock, bitch
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>shitstorm about the grammar
Mmm, such a thin request!
But anyway, hello m8s, whats going on?
I did, yeah. But it's difficult, my brain's always trying to switch back to Russian.
Can somebody give a good guide about using tenses right because i suck at that?
French cant into English
give me*
self-fix
Not only at that, my son.
Copypaste from 2ch, disperse, guys.
Настала ночь, школьники в постели, почему бы нам не иметь один из этих добрым английским потоками?
Не стесняйтесь писать здесь что-либо на английском языке! Для политики, кроме.
Не исправить чьи-то ошибки, если они не просить об этом сами. Мы не хотим иметь еще shitstorm о грамматике.
>french people have god tier accent.
Are you living in some kind of parallel universe? French are too arrogant to even know English, though if they know - they're speaking incredibly bad!
PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I lost.
How much I hate leet.
If in Russia it's kinda ultimate underground slang, in USA it's quite common.
These "i c u m8" faggots are just everywhere.
http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=o9S43TOrxYE
And it's not just a cute girl. It's the good accent, really.
I spoke to several French in UK and all of them had the worst accents ever
I always thought that "m8" is the meme, based on the british special forses, just like ours "tovaristch mayor!".
Hm, I just noticed your problem, mate. Try to spend some time on 4chan, and your perception will be fixed.
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I had some conversations with bunch of French, they all spoke quite bad, literally, they tried to speak English pronouncing all the words like those words would be French words, absolutely terrifying. Only one of them has strong speaking skills. And he told me, that its very common in France, that nobody speaks English, because they are too proud to be French, they think, they're chosen once, or some crap like this.
Лол
они
Two cups of tea for this jentleman
>tfw u c m8s speaking four and more languages when you can't master only English
btw I don't find her cute. She looks pretty much like a pedovka.
Top kek, you just did my night, m8.
Same shit, bro. She looks like typical tumblr girl. Hate them.
It's like "if you hate gays, become one"? No, thanks. I'll continue to hate and never h8.
As you wish.
American here. Ask any questions you have.
Wie der Scheiß inner Toilette: Ich habe kein Interesse
Ich fühl mich sicher mit dem Sägeblatt an meiner Kette
Ich bleib bei meinen Leisten: Kasse sehen reingreifen
Fluchtwagen einsteigen, im Knast mit ein' Bein
Ich will um jeden Preis reich sein
Ich kann LIDL nicht mehr sehn', ich will Kavier und Weißwein
Wer hat gesagt es wird leicht sein? Du musst reich sein
Schneid dir eine Scheibe von mir ab, ach was nimm drei Scheiben
Ich fühl mich sicher mit dem Sägeblatt an meiner Kette
Ich bleib bei meinen Leisten: Kasse sehen reingreifen
Fluchtwagen einsteigen, im Knast mit ein' Bein
Ich will um jeden Preis reich sein
Ich kann LIDL nicht mehr sehn', ich will Kavier und Weißwein
Wer hat gesagt es wird leicht sein? Du musst reich sein
Schneid dir eine Scheibe von mir ab, ach was nimm drei Scheiben
Every goddamned thread some Germanfag vomits abominating notes in the ich-mich language.
I am working a monkeys job, it's freaking useless, actually I am doing it right now. I have to check several server parameters every hour, and call an admin if shit is going too far. 2 undergrads in MSTU and MSUESI, PADI dive fucking muster and where the heck am I now. Sitting in the office at night, filling reports, capcha dvachuu, so I feel myself useless. Wage, wage is about 600 usd/month.
Ich hasse dich, Bernd!
Move to Europe, m8, nothing to do here.
Halt die Klappe und raus hier!
onefoureighteight
White Sucks Power
onefoureighteight
White Sucks Power
onefoureighteight
> lol
Ты ДЕВУШКА?
>top lel
fix
Hitler's follower! Traitor to the Motherland!
>the schoolboys are in bed
>the schoolboys are in bed
>the schoolboys are in bed
Kids, you should say.
INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCH
@
ONE MILION MAN AT WAR, THE SOVIET WRATH UNLEASHED
> ONE MILION
> MAN
> 2015
> SOVIET
Kids <> schoolboys.
There's nothing wrong about kids.
I'm from Texas, USA.
Ask me anything.
Ask me anything.
Fox Kids
Especially when it comes to their pussies.
>MILLION MEN
фикс
Soiuz Nerushimyi Respublik Svobodnykh
Night, m'lords. Ye will to enhance yer adroitness in eloquency?
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
über alles in der Welt,
wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
brüderlich zusammenhält.
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
von der Etsch bis an den Belt,
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
über alles in der Welt!
Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue,
deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang
sollen in der Welt behalten
ihren alten schönen Klang,
uns zu edler Tat begeistern
unser ganzes Leben lang. —
Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue,
deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang!
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
für das deutsche Vaterland!
Danach lasst uns alle streben
brüderlich mit Herz und Hand!
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
sind des Glückes Unterpfand;
blüh im Glanze dieses Glückes,
blühe, deutsches Vaterland.
Monsieur knows a thing or two about perversions!
Rossiya Svyaschennaya Nasha Derzhava
I am doing my Cisco CCNP (doing, stealing from CBT), so I am stuck in Moscow for one year or more. Tonight I am feeling especially sick, don't know exactly why.
I am gonna quit this job within day or two if I find something better, my "labor book" already looks like it were in a shredder so many jobs and gaps. HR sometimes telling me that I am actually fit for a job but they worry about my stability.
>will to
Иди проспись, бахлуй.
murica?
Du wird kopfgefikt
sosnovyi bor?
Do not blame me sir, but I'm afraid this high conversation will not be understood by our narrow-minded schoolboys, which dwelling in the hell of their ignorance.
Yes, my sir. In what way shall I render my wit as sharp as thine?
huevii dvor
Singing Sinking Dying Diving
Loving Leaving Pulling Pushing
Loving Leaving Pulling Pushing
At least, you actually can find a job, you're damn lucky.
Yobba, eto ti?
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
Living inside and waiting for the night
Living it up when someone gets the light
My body will go where music goes
Where I can lose control
Never gonna give it up
I ever wanna stop
Never ever give it up
I'll never give it up
Never gonna give it up
I never wanna stop
Never ever give it up
I'll never give it up
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
Taking it in and begging for some more
Spinning around and sliding cross the floor
I'm gonna be where music shows
The color of every soul
Never gonna give it up
I never wanna stop
Never ever give it up
I'll never give it up
Never gonna give it up
I never wanna stop
Never ever give it up
I'll never give it up
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
In the night I'm never lonely
Out of sight I'm never lonely
Never lonely
Oh, oh yeah
Oh, oh
Never gonna give it up
I never wanna stop
Never ever give it up
I'll never give it up
Never gonna give it up
I never wanna stop
Never ever give it up
I'll never give it up
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn_gfN10KyY
sosnitckii.
>La, la, la, la, la
Putin huilo
Tol'ko ne nachinay!
No doubt the word "kids" is not the same "schoolboys" is. However, when it necessary to outline someone's age and puppyhood, "kids" fit better.
how old are you? do you wanna have my job?
Thou hast, my scion. Upon thy path shall thou tread and stagger all and sundry with thy tongue!
Proґrav z pidlyuvou
kidboys
schoolkids
schoolkidboys
schoolfaggots
Yes
schoololdfags
>dat grummar
>teaching someone
i have no face
Just lose it!
Blya, pasani, kak wiuchit' angliyskiy, podskajite
Shame on you, you mispronounced " F*ck YEAH!!"
Какой левел у тебя и какие планы на английский?
BLYA PACANI YA MASLEENU POIMAL
Why's there so much faggotry about which state one comes from?
In Russia, for example, it doesn't matter where you are from. You are hated everywhere with the same intensity.
FUCK YEAH
COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN DAY YEAAAAAH
TERRORIST YOUR GAME IS THROUGH, BECAUSE NOW YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TO...
AMERICAAAAAA FUCK YEAH
is that better?
A NU DAVAI DAVAI
CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMQUE`
бля это траллет кто-то так? как научится поэтическому английскому или как он называется?
Because America is big and there are rivalries between states.
I wouldn't want anyone to think I'm a filthy Californian.
На уровне 5 класса школы, я полагаю, а английский нужен для чтения книг, а в перспективе для общения.
it's hard to be a homo in lone star state
it's hard to be a homo in USA
Это выебоны ENE
Читай Шекспира, Байрона и копируй стиль
Im 20, not sure, if I wanna have your job, I wanna have at leas some... Job. With enough salary, for sure.
what?
Ранняя Металлика и Мегасмерть в помощь, они там выебывались как могли.
abama abizяna
London is capital of Great Britain.
К сожалению, это весь мой английский.
К сожалению, это весь мой английский.
HELL YEAH
I am very much
You know english very well
>2015
You gonna go far, kid, definitely.
Книги технические или художественные?
Говорить по работе или о жизни?
21 years old. getting bachelor's degree in goddamit useless law(top ua uni, but who fucking cares?).3rd and 4th year grades kinda suck. With no money, possesing only the knowledge of 1 normal language(eng) and 2 slave(that's right rather slave than slav)language and such looser background am I doomed to living in the post soviet shithole till the rest of my life unless i restart my life and start from scratch in a civilized western country? Am I not too old to go in for the first levels of uni?
By the way, anybody was in Austria?
Ok. Now I have to make some reports.
u know engirlsh lingwige veri vel mai blek brozer
Go as a political immigrant to the US and live happily ever after
Книги художественные, а говорить по работе.
Why is their countryside so s@turated?
Hi everyone! Maybe, does a little interview?
Questions:
1) Sex
2) Age
3) Education (level of education, specialization)
4) Your profession
5) Salary
6) Are you happy with your life? Why not?
Ok, I'm started:
1) M
2) 24
3) higher education (economics)
4) I've lost my job (ex anykey)
5) ex salary = 10k rub.
6) No
Questions:
1) Sex
2) Age
3) Education (level of education, specialization)
4) Your profession
5) Salary
6) Are you happy with your life? Why not?
Ok, I'm started:
1) M
2) 24
3) higher education (economics)
4) I've lost my job (ex anykey)
5) ex salary = 10k rub.
6) No
I am 27 and I am not too old for the same crap
Not too old, but getting closer, you had to escape much, much earlier. But, anyway, apply to some european uni, it would be a good start.
Feels like you been teleported into some sort of fairytale lol. Neighboring Italy doesn't have such riot of green colour. fckn fgt monkey asshole. What's wrong with "s@turated"? Why is it in the spamlist? Bloody sandnigga turd
Yep, such a beautiful country. But Germany is better.
U joking, right?
>1) Sex
male
>2) Age
20
>3) Education (level of education, specialization)
In university, getting 4 year degree in Computer Science
>4) Your profession
Student
>5) Salary
n/a
>6) Are you happy with your life? Why not?
No. I have no friends and spend all my time on imageboards.
1) No have, i'm virgin
2) XXI
3) Programmist JavaScirpt ept
4) Manager McDuck
5) Che
6) No, i'm russian and i dont like my life, but i like drink vodka
>No have, i'm virgin
Sex = пол, м/ж
> художественные
Это долго. Поверь. Английский - очень богатый на лексику язык. Около 500к слов общей лексики и столько же спец.терминов. Согласись, за джва часа столько не выучить.
Художественные книги по методу Ильи Франка советую в начале и никакой ёба классики.
> говорить по работе.
Это уже лучше. Есть набор ситуаций, которые тебе нужно обсудить. Осталось расписать эти ситуации и найти их эквиваленты на английском.
В любом случае, грамматику до уровня В1 нужно подтягивать и английский слушать аудио, смотреть видео...
В этом деле один существенный минус: время. Больше времени - лучший прогресс, только времени, как показывает практика всегда не хватает и поэтому очень немногие сами уходят выше уровня А2.
fack you proxykakel belagandonniy
Deutschland ist immer besser!
chomu ty tak vvagaesh? Ya g tobi ne yakuis' hohol z Ukrainu.
Russia is bigger. Still it doesn't make any actual difference if you're from Vladivostok or Kaliningrad.
Good luck, m8. Hope you succeed in it.
I just didn't know the difference before. Travelling really gives a person a pure view of how people deserve to live and be treated.
Murmansk or Moscow. No difference at all.
That's because all of Russia is one big shithole.
Ещё большая проблема, что не могу найти один конкретный источник для изучения. В интернете конечно много инфы, но она не сгруппирована. Можешь посоветовать какой-то конкретный источник?
Would you like to visit USA in the 70-s?
http://izifunny.com/2013/04/02/time-for-history.-usa-in-the-70s-47-pics.html
http://izifunny.com/2013/04/02/time-for-history.-usa-in-the-70s-47-pics.html
Ok, now for your education.
Before there was time, before everything. There was nothing. And before there was nothing, there were monsters.
Am i the only ine here who watches cartoons with subs just to make my english better? I know this is silly to practise in english like that, but it is a good way to pick up some new words. Of course, this is not only reason why i don't like russian-sounded versions of cartoons, i just like original voices and try to catch non-translatable puns and phrases in which creators put special meaning and maybe easter eggs.
Before there was time, before everything. There was nothing. And before there was nothing, there were monsters.
Am i the only ine here who watches cartoons with subs just to make my english better? I know this is silly to practise in english like that, but it is a good way to pick up some new words. Of course, this is not only reason why i don't like russian-sounded versions of cartoons, i just like original voices and try to catch non-translatable puns and phrases in which creators put special meaning and maybe easter eggs.
Welp, people Moscow & St. Peterburg are somewhat superior (they think so) to the citizens of the other cities, but there's no such strict territorial disctinction as in America. No one ever says, like, "I'm from Siberia and proud of it, God be blessed I'm not Saratovian shit"
English have I learnt for gears; but still unable to say a thing. Wherefore shall I live, monsieurs?
I am a big fan of Adventure Time(dunno watch any other cartoons).
А его и нет. Только тем и занимаешься, что ищешь интересную и полезную информацию на разных сайтах, в разных книгах.
Аудиокурс по фонетике tree or three; ship or sheep рекомендую,
Лексику начни с привязкой к своей специальности учить. Благо словарей тематических, равно как и учебников типа English for %Profession_name% прилично.
Грамматика...да любой из учебников для начала сгодится. Хоть Оксфордского издательства, хоть Кэмбриджского, хоть из США.
Скачай их, посмотри какой тебе понятнее и визуально больше нравится.
>you have an unique opportunity
What could be wrong here?
C'mon, you can be a shitty man on Obama care in both CA or NY...
I'd like to see what you'll say when we fry your murrican asses.
Btw you haven't yet provided any proofs that you're american.
Спасибо, а ты сам хорошо знаешь английский?
Нет, я диванный. Хуйню всякую новичкам советую, чтобы тоже не могли выучить как я.
Смотря что для тебя "хорошее знание".
Всякие элиты вроде этого: разумеется знают лучше, но мне моих знаний хватает, чтобы английский был моей основной профессией.
>fry your murrican asses
Calm down vlad, I'm just having fun with you.
I'm too lazy to make a timestamp, here's a timestamp from last time I posted on 2ch.
Boy would I be happy to live there in the 70s. The golden age of everything on Earth and the right place to enjoy life.
>took someone else's photo from an old thread
>too lazy to make a timestamp
Okay.
Texas-boy, are you still here?
I have a question for you. How much money does a person need to live 6 months in the US, untill he gets a job?
I have a question for you. How much money does a person need to live 6 months in the US, untill he gets a job?
PUT IN OVERPLAYED YOU AMERICAN FAGGOTS!
Mnogokhodo v ochko again?
Depends on how cute you are.
Переводчик? Преподаватель? Синхронист? Репетитор?
Вот засранец, заинтриговал и съебался.
YESS
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It's 6:29 in my place. I want to sleep.
2ch, let me go to bed!
2ch, let me go to bed!
I really don't care if you believe me or not.
$600 USD a month for a cheap apartment that you share with another person.
Переводчик, преподаватель, репетитор. Теперь точно съебался.
Пиши на мыло, если есть вопросы.
LIBERATE!
And what about food\insurance\transport fees\random ?
Let me put it this way, how much does an average newcomer spend all in all per month?
Disregard buying Iphone 6 plus every day or Tesla p85D.
No
Texas guy, is it all right with the OP?
These threads are created every day with the same header, so I want it to be spotless.
These threads are created every day with the same header, so I want it to be spotless.
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One for the road
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Guys, guys, do you want to read random stories?
$600 usd - apartment
$150 usd - food (you have to spend your money wisely)
$41 usd - for a monthly bus pass in my city
$100 usd - extra money in case I missed something
Total: $891 usd a month
If you get a good job it will come with health insurance. You might be able to get health insurance from the government since you don't have a job.
Yup, it's good.
How much longer will I be bumping this thread like an autist?
Where's lolfag btw? In spite of being quite a faggot, he would always enliven the thread.
Thank you very much for your answer!
Hope to see you again in another E-thread.
Who is lolfag?
enliven
> lol
Russian kal'ka as it is
http://livingwage.mit.edu/
This might be helpful for you.
Although it is a high estimate because you can live for cheaper.
Be very frugal and don't waste your money on silly things and you will be OK on $900 usd a month.
That faggot who always finds your mistakes and points them out. All of his posts were like:
>people which
lol
He appeared to have a good command of English but also be way too captious carping at every little thing you say.
This bastard doesn't seem to be lolfag though. Too strange a coincidence, once you mention him he shows up!
I think your wrong.
200st is mine you suck
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why not?
mediumfag
Bump to this useful thread.
Well let's try to imagine all those schoolboys are already in bed, but actually I think you're one of them lol. So I want to ask you some general questions. The first one sounds like that: do you suck cocks?
By the way, what about the nabeg to 4chan with all this transliteration shit? It would be kind of fresh shit I guess. What do you think guys and shlyukhs? Discuss.
how do i speak eng? is it hard ?
Deliver it, pls.
Hohly are pidorasts, OP is sucking dicks, exuse my grammar and shit, buy!
It just stays were it was.
What's good, phaggets ?
Does 4chan has a mirrors?
All you shitbrainfuckers here don't knowing how to property write in English stupid cunts.
Where's your punctuation ?
Русский язык для англоговорящих как речь мастера Йоды.
> property write
In your moms ass you snowwhite bitch
Dayn tries to imply somethings he don't understand
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Fuck. I always thought the sage pull that shit down. Threads kinda Putin sdelal khod konyom, you know. I'm in tears.
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I have to deprive myself from sleep in order to keep the thread.
ТРЕД ЖИВ
I need somebody I can trust to look after the thread for a few hours... because I really want to sleep.
faggots
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Putin huilo
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Here i go, guys. I'm 20lvl and i'm want to up my english. In university we have 2lessons\week, but lvl of education is too low. I cant learn it by myself, bcause i'm lazy moron. But i can go to translators lessons, can it help, or i'll just spend my money? How did you learnt it?
I've been learning english for about 5 or 6 months, first time I read all the grammar rules carefully and tried to memorize them as well as the new words. Uhm, actually I've been learning it in a proper way for 3 months or so and since then all what I do is just watching some media shit like cartoons, movies or anime with english subs. Have no motivation to sit in front of textbooks at all. Not entirely sure why I did type all this here, but whatever. I just have no one single person to practice by typing or speaking via skype. I know there are a lot of mistakes in what I typed above, but I don't give a fuck now. Keep doing your best, guys. And yes, I'd be happy if you could show me my mistakes.
That's a really good result even for half a year. Here's a text I wrote when I'd been learning English for a few months:
>Life of an usual kern is concentrated on cunt. All boys are convinced that. And now imagine:
>You think only about having a sex and you hear about THEY which don't give a fuck. GODDAMNED!
>You forgot your dreams and work hard to buy and have a girl. But THEY don't give a fuck.
>You fuck ten whores for a month and pretend an alpha because you think live like that is true. But THEY fucking needn't girls and don't envy you.
>So, the three thoughts above aren't logical but the gomophobia is irrational. It's able to say that gays call into question the main man value, that is, the success with women. The ones who have problems with it boogoort much and become a homophob. Latent gays require special consideration but they aren't so much as homophobs.
Yes, I'm retarded.
There are a few steps how to >go to translators lessons
Step 1: Don't.
> I'm retarded.
Yeah, totally. But it's ok.
>Yeah, totally
I expected to hear something along the lines of "don't say that, bro, you're not, look how good your English now is" and shit. I'm disappoint.
Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I feel all empty inside now. I'm being a dick. Your english is way too awesome, and you're an adorable person. Thank you so much for being here and just for being you. I didn't realize you were so a fragile person. I hope I can be forgiven.
>Step 1: Don't.
Why not?
Incredibly fat.
I was gonna to type /SARCASM/ there, but thought you would be able to understand me. Actually, your english skills are really way better than mine. I hate myself for being such a lazy piece of shit.
> gonna to type
gonna type
gonna type
English isn't that difficult to learn. If you had to deal with Chinese or something like this it'd be ok to take lessons, but not when it comes to english in my opinion. My language skills aren't perfect at all, but I kill my time doing literally nothing. Don't do like I do and you'll be alright. It's gonna take you a while, but eventually you'll be able to communicate in english quite easily.
Still, I hope someone could show me my the most stupid mistakes.
>I hope someone could show me my the most stupid mistakes
You shouldn't have questioned your proficiency because the sole serious mistake you've made so far is
>my the most stupid mistakes
>my the
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Oh, such a silly mistake.
Gotta go now, because have some shit to do. Hopefully the thread will still be here when I'm back.
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>Hopefully ... will
lol
>will ... am
lol
>Chinese ... this
>Still inapt choice of word
lol
> lol
Wow, who's the good boy? Who did notice anything there? Whooo's the good boy? Right, you are. And will you tell me what's exactly wrong there? My english is really shitty. But stop being an asshole and typing lol, please.
>feel all empty inside
>am being a dick
>for being you
lol
>Who did notice
lol
>I read all the grammar rules
You're such a lier!
> lier
lol
Anyway, I don't wanna type here anymore. I'm upset. And it's because of you. Now I'm totally sure my english is terrible. I'm gonna go cry somewhere. Thank you. You opened my eyes.
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Fok yuo, lolka-chan!
Что за хуйня?
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володя
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How are you today?
Введи "диплом на лицо", вообще ухохочешься.
Take it easy, man. My butt, too, was all on fire when he found mistakes in every sentence I wrote.
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I am Ivan from Russia and i have seme nuclear missiles on backyard of my village house.
some
russian fix
1) no i'm virgin
2) 21
3) nedo-higher education (mgimo not finished)
4) loader
5) 300-400$
6) Fucking no
Ясно.
Russia will invade USA very soon. Prepare your gay butts for our nuclear missiles. The age of New Soviet Union is near!
А что не так с hopefully... will? Часто натыкаюсь на всякие hopefully, it won't rain; hopefully, i'll get it и т.д
>Would you like to visit USA in the 70-s?
But you'll wake up in Sovok with some shitty spots in your bed and soviet parents. You will die hearing "Amerika zagnivajet bljat'"
Also, Texas is too hot State, Washington has better climate
Are you an immigrant?
Да он уже сам не знает, к чему приебаться.
Ну вроде же начали постить, куда опять все посъебались?
БАМП, блять.
БАМП, блять.
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Go to 4chan, you are fucking lazy bastard. Also, try to watch movies without traslate but with subtitles. Do not thank me.
> My butt, too, was all on fire
I didn't win.
Explain yourself.
>schoolboys are in bed
No, lol.
Preparing anus for muh Engrish exam.
Did anybody else passed them?
What's the PROHITS?
It means I don't know how to say it in another way that I'm not win when have read it.
I lost?
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> Engrish
> 1) No have, i'm virgin
> 1) no i'm virgin
I lol'd
Guys can you pass an interview in English? Is this okay if I would make horrible mistakes in grammar?
What is on this map?
Areas for tractorjacking?
I mean, is there any profits to get graded on this subject when you're emploeing on the job?
Looks like I'm a Thrad Killer...
> Areas for tractorjacking?
Lolwut?
It's a separatist region of Russia in 2020, you can take a screenshot of it.
> What's the PROHITS?
You can talk with all your twoch's friends without any barriers. Is that not enough? Lol.
Thread is dead, baby.
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If you want to kill zombie you should cut off his head, by the way.
I saw it in "Shaun of the dead". Good movie. Have you watch it?
>You can talk with all your twoch's friends
Fair reward for ten yars of dick kicking
Please answer.
Sure!
Dunno, lol.
If u cant's say something properly for sure, better avoid it. You can speak like a REAL HUMAN BEAN, nobody will be checking out your pizding skills, but all mistakes will be marked.
>English on level /b/
Level /b English
have fixed you
>42
МАМКУ ТВОЮ ФАКАЛ
The cat is on place, I'm calm.
Good evening, men. How did you spend your weekends?
What's wrong with that 42?
newfag
GTFO, newfag.
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
What does GTFO means?
newfag
I have fucked your chubby mom the whole weekend. Oh, it was sooo good. Also, she said I'm jeweler when I cum in her decrepit pussy, lel.
What does newfag means?
GTFO
Not sure about the grammar. I guess it should be something like have been instead of just have. Does anyone know which rule is correct?
Why did you do that to mommy's pussy? I loved pussy, pussy was so special, soft and warm.
And pussy goes meow, it's so cute.
What do you mean by why? We fucked her together in threesome. Also, you was an operator. It's a shame you don't remember what have we do last weekend.
Get the fuck out, dude. Why cant you goddamn google it?
I have been fucking ur mom the whole week. this way is better, i guess
> I have been fucking ur mom the whole week.
But you didn't it, lol. Your dick is too small (only 2 inches) to satisfy my mom.
> Why cant you goddamn google it?
What is google?
I knew it, but then I forgot it and now I recall it. I'm slightly an idiot.
You're a bad bad person. Don't do that to my pussy again.
тян
> Don't do that to my pussy again.
Sarah, is that you? Holy shit... How are you?
Well,you're wrong, it's 5.6, fella.
your mom's gonna love it
Google is your mom's vagina coz you can find there abso-fucking-lutely everything
Stop trying to insult me and my pussy or I'm gonna kill you, faggot.
> Google is your mom's vagina coz you can find there abso-fucking-lutely everything
Lol, it was thin, okay.
> it's 5.6
Not so big difference you know. It's only 0.6 cm. But I like how you want to grow. I wish you will have 6 cm in the near future because you deserve it, lol.
screw you, guys, i'll better go watch some south park
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Why do you keep bumping this thread? There are a lot of more interesting threads there sarcasm, such as threads dedicated to tyans, omega problems, roulettes etc. Are you stupid? Go and join them. Everyone looks at you and laughs.
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Hello gusy how are you all i'm fine. tell me bout yourselves. i realy do love anime my favorite is atack on titanans and gulity crown they are the best masterpieces of times you know. this is a good tread i'm almostly fluentl at english buy the wey.
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>times you know
>almostly
lol
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> gusy
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to
impostor, GTFO!
true lol
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Our armies are strong, brave and ready to strike on western capitalism. Our chinese allies will help us in building the world wide socialism.
and what anime do you like tel me pleases i want to know it let s chat together pls
Comrade Putin will lead us to victory! To victory that workers and villagers will have over the expluatation and capitalism.
pls aniime
Like every normal soviet patriot, I hate chineese porn animation. The best animation films in the world are our soviet animation films.
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i know one squirrle in the mist called hmm nice but nothing special you know
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proof
lol
this
true lol
My favourite soviet animation called "Hey, Stop!". It is about wolf who chasing the hare, but he could never catch him.
>wolf who chasing
>noun ... called
true lol
I am Ivan from Russia, if you don't like something i will launch my missiles on your gay capitalist city.
>launch...on
true lol
Serving Soviet Union!
Seems like it's a copy of our Tom and Jerry don't it?
USA-coon khuy, but who cares? lol
>don't it
lol
> don't it
lol
You again?
true lol
lol
Didn't read this tread, but want you will excuse me, and will say something like:"Oh! Uh! Look at this anon, he is awesome! Two teas for him, please!"
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>want you will
true lol
tell me somesthink about youself i'm especially interetd in what anime di you like anon two teas for him yes
Why are you doing this?
>tread
Hey, awesome guy, maybe you want to say "thread"
IRL it's me, but who fix fails so dully
Just let him do his things.
İ lol'd. Cali - weather, women and weed. Texas - rednecks, mexicans ABD filth.
Your grammar is top kek, can you repair this and after this work - ask me about anime
Nahui.
Without sage, please
I'm driving you out.
where to?
did you tel me a bout anime you liike already?
did you tel me a bout anime you liike already?
Hello, my dear magicfriends! I want to learn INGRISH myself. What books or video trainings or some another bullshit you advise me? Thanks!
i can't do it low kek if you please i fluently in english i say everithing only by with my intuition i know it might be hard to got what i'm tyoing but if you keeep learning englsh you will understand me enough i believe
Will advise me, of course
speed fix
look you are rely happy and lucky you came here today be cauze i'm here now and i can advise you all you cud need to lernt it
You speak like an alien but I got what are you trying to say.
АНУ ЧИКИ БРИКИ В ДАМКИ
Macmillan books, they got all levels starting from elementary.
oh thank you you will be ably to speak like me too you just ned more practise this all you have a potentiall
Give an advice
Чё бля пендосы поганые вы тут несёте?
Nothing, just discussing the ways of destroying Russia and shit, usual pendoss business.
чё ты там в моей россиюшке развалить хочешь, сцуко? А ну сюда подошёл
You're fucking nigger! I hate your damn accent, black piece of shit, lol.
im not a black at all you just judging from what i saw you just envy me but i dont care brcause i don't evil and i undesrtand you all are friends keep saying english gusy we have an ok thread
Теперь это музыкальных инструментов Россиюшки
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All this thread fuck my ass, bucouzze you can it!
>an advice
lol
You should try to work as a translator. You have a God talent.
Yeeeeßßsssssss! Usausausa
What's wrong? All is correct. But if "lol" is an advice - that's ok, lol.
yes i know i was even was even at stream of some guy from texase he was spkeaning english of cource, and you know there was soo big audience so i speak there up and they were all impressed by egnlsh skils they even clap clap me all 3,5k people i was so happy but i didn't shouw it because i know i was worth it
>You again
true lol
Search for "an advice" on Google.
lol
>on Google
lol
>true
lol
I know its uncountable but who gives a fuck, a lot of native speakers use article before advice, so when in Rome do as the Romans do.
so much impostors
such famous
wow
anon who created lolfag
> its
it's.
Now it's English grammar
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The 1st and 3rd posts aren't mine. Someone else's trying to pose as lolfag here.
I don't think that grammar is even matter anymore. The purpose of any language is to deliver information from one man to another man and minor grammar mistakes are not critical obstructions for this process.
who that might be?
lol
> lolfag here
I'm here, lol.
>even matter
lol
where?
ok gusy i have to go now don't be disapointed too much i will probbly be here tomorow amd you will be able to ask me anythink you want me to awnser i know it's a rare evint when someone like me comes here but it ok shortly speaking bey bey gusy see all of you lateer
If you don't want to sound like immigrant shit, you should enhance your grammar.
What's wrong with that?
proof
Everywhere. Lolfag is kind of God. He is everywhere, lol.
matter is a verb you dummy
> don't fix mistakes
If so, why did you create this thread?
If so, why did you create this thread?
я думать что грамматика не иметь значение больше. цель любой язык доставить информация от один мужчина для другой мужчина и мелкий грамматика ошибки не критический препятствия для такой процесс
true lol
I've invented the word "lolfag". If it weren't for me, you'd still be that idiot who says "lol" everywhere.
>your grammar
lol
я думати що граматика не мати значення більше. мета будь-яку мову доставити інформація від один чоловік для інший чоловік і невеликий граматика помилки не критичний перешкоди для такий процес
правда LOL
>weren't for me
lol
Hi guys, what's going on in this thread? I've seen it a few times while scrolling through /b/ but this is the first time I've opened it. Also, grammarnazi comments on my messages are welcome.
Are you one of those motherfuckers who always say "I wish I was" and shit?
May I suck you dick to show my gratitude?
lolfag
Nope, all these fresh off the boat fuckers who studied English in their universities sound like they are mix of Queen Elizabeth and Putin with their proper grammar and pronounciation. So its easy to pick a wannabe Englishman Vanya anywhere.
Yes, I'm motherfucker. In particular, yourmotherfucker.
> they are mix of Queen Elizabeth and Putin with their proper grammar and pronounciation
Proigral.
ВЫ СУКА ПИДОРАХТИ ЕБАНЫЕ
you post is grammatically correct. Welcome!
true lol
Do you suck cocks?
Be nice to newfag, beach!
А чей-та вы тут делаити?))
Thine eloquency is venerable; thine adroitness unerring.
Not the same about your post, lol
>tfw the first thing you noticed was that loli on the left
Ok, my bad, but you didn't get the point though.
Oh, wow.
>Not the same
lol
>>8804916
Rusky Rusky Davai Davai Cyka Blyat
Rusky Rusky Davai Davai Cyka Blyat
Dolphin, you are here??
>my bad
lol
>show my gratitude
lol
Where is SAGEfag?
> are you
not lol
>lol
>2015
>not using "jej"
C'mon gramps, get with the times. Step it up, old man.
>2015
>not using "jej"
C'mon gramps, get with the times. Step it up, old man.
>not lol
lol
I'm listening to you.
Pee on you.
non-lol?
lol
Its an idiom, you idiot. Go and get some practice with native speakers.
>non-lol
lol
>Its
fake but lol
How could i miss this shit?
I used to live in both US and UK for a couple of years, and i worked and lived in Netherlands and Belgium this summer. Ask your questions away.
>Its
lol
unlol
inlol
dislol
antilol
fake lol
> US and UK
>Netherlands
>ask.. away
lol
So many lolz
>
lol
>lolz
lol
How about if I will put smelly katyah right in your throat?
>lol
Lolfag
You've caught a Fsh.
It has no I's.
It has no I's.
I don't mind tho.
Well congratulations! You got yourself baited you into replying to an obvious bait post! Now what's the next step in your master plan?
Oh, I like smelly katyah. Put it into my throat please
What do you do for living?
> you
lol, that was unintentional.
Pee on you.
Why do monkeys love saying lol?
>that was
lol
>monkey ... say
lol
Glad to hear that. I've been sharpening my linguistic skills for some time now, but there's little opportunity for actual practice since native speakers are almost nonexistent anywhere near me and 4chan and other foreign imageboards are too crowded for me. It seems almost impossible to have a real conversation with their ultrafast posting rate.
Also, why are you guys using "lol" at the end of every message?
Coprofag in the thread.
All should go to the bathroom.
Jokes on you, dimwit. I've already urinated into your teapot.
>Also, why are you guys using "lol" at the end of every message?
Because
From now on, whoever says "lol" (except for me) will get some urine on his face.
No idea what's wrong with you, if you can't control your laughing - go see a doctor
I'm a milling machine operator, some high-end shit, cutting through steel like it's a cheese. And i sometimes work as a translator, as i did in Netherlands.
So what? Nothing wrong to show some petukh his place around parasha once more.
lol
To blow this thread up wiht no survivors and get away with it, of course.
Tryhard, lol
Do you smoke weed?
>why are you guys using "lol" at the end of every message?
It's a sign that we laugh at
>the part in green
It might be a grammatical mistake or a syntaxical one. Sometimes a problem arises due to inapt choice of word.
Obossal thee.
Blyat lol
> 4chan and other foreign imageboards are too crowded for me
What do you mean?
Too dohuya ludey there, I want to say.
It means your fat ass is too big to let anyone else be there
OP, it's time to cut overcut
lol
lol
And what? I don't understand what you are trying to say.
>I don't understand
Learn English, asshole!
English Nazy Force Here!
Too fat, lol. But not so fat like your mom's ass, of course.
I ssu tebe on the face.
Don't touch my mom or I will kill you
>on the face
lol
>4chan and other foreign imageboards are too crowded for me
Eh? You think 8chan is crowded?
>fat ... mom's ass
Go play dota 2
How about 16chan?
I am awed by your deftness; in what way have you ameliorated your flair so neat and refined?
>google translate detected
true lol
What is bumplimit in /b?
Sometimes, sure. Never did in US or UK, though.
That way I'll see you again. No I won't.
>That way
lol
You're a big guy.
> Go play dota 2
Have you learned your lessons?
Fix your detector, cutie.
Then "then"
Why do you ask? Wanna copypaste my homework?
obosralsja
net ya ne kakal
Well, of course, the "too crowded" part was meant for well-known-around-the-world boards only. On the other hand, less known imageboards are pretty much lifeless.
Ye and I'm taking my books for tomorrow ... See you in class, bro!
> Never did in
>Ye
lol
you are poehavshiy
For thee.
tfw fucking slavs don't appreciate ebin baneposting memes
KOKOKO GRAMMAR NOT NEED
Yeah.
I hope you have prepaired your anus as well, lol.
1
hello, big gay
2
3
4
6
Not as well, sry. But i love you, my sweet faggot <3
5
1 - one
6
Eh? I mean, I'm not the guy you're replying to, but I think "to do weed" sounds right.
2 - two
Damn you're right, boy!
Well, gays and slyukhs. How about PEREKAT?
4 - four
3 - three
6 - six
Twoch cannot into numbers
5 - five
6 - sea
0 - 0
> Never did it in US and UK
I guess.
7 - save van
1 - adin
Let's make a dictionary
Двач = Twoch
тян = slut
Двач = Twoch
тян = slut
7 - 7UP
8 - eight
Иди на* - Idi Nahuy
9 - nine
10 - tеn
KAK D'JELA?
weppanck ditectid
Иди нахуй = go onto dick
>тян = slut
You know, it's a weeb word. And they have those in english. It's fucking retarded to transliterations like this one.
РАЗ МЯГЕНЬКО
vse ochen ploxo
> It's fucking retarded to MAKE transliterations like this one.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I WISH I WAS DED
go onto dick, bro
I WISH I WAS KEK
ДВА - Two (ту)
not you
>I WISH I WAS
lawl
>not you
ofc not me, genius
ТРИ - three (я тебе покушать принес)
Anon have you shed your foliage? I haven't bc I'm a basket.
4 - Четыре Four (ФО)
>lawl
lol
>tfw you're not anthony burch
Feels good, man.
>imblying :DD
25 - TWENTY FIVE - ДВАДЦАТЬ ПЯТЬ
Skolko yastrebiteley bilo?
300 - THREE HANGRID - ТРИСТА
Dont bite me pleaze
It's spelled "Tree Hagrid", you dunce.
Inscription in the elevator: "No more than three Hagrid".
11 - Zavtra v shkoly - Tomorrow in the school
:'(
fuf (((
Vse ya spat'
You should suck tractor-driver cock, lol.
A xotya v fap tred zaidy
You realise that they call universities "schools" too, right?
Guys we are sinking!
On the 5th page now.
On the 5th page now.
This thread will get 600 posts!
No it wont
Am I alone here?
Yes.
How did you find this thread?
I saw it on the main page and never closed the tab, duh.
Clear.
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ya vernulcya,im back,go next
44 - FOURTY FOUR
100 - ONE HUNGRED
Мы где? We are gde?
Kto mi to blyad? K komy ti obrashaeshja?
>09/03/15 Пнд 04:20:18
This thread has lived for 24 hours. It's a new record!
Я ОДИН ЗДЕСЬ НАХУЙ!
I'm one is here
GO TO PLAY SHASHKI!
The thread is nearly on the last page. From my calculations, we have less than 10 minutes.
I blame the pedophiles.
How many of us are here? Me and one poekhavshy samefag?
EB TVOY MAT' BLYAD!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SUUUKAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bratishka davai pokushaem
USAfag reporting in. Ask you dirty answers.
6 minutes or so, guys. It can't be helped.
brother,how are you?
I'm fucking fine! And what about you, my Russian friend?
Have we started the fire?
This thread is lying on deathbed.
Go to bed,bro
But it's evening now here. And I should do my work now.
kak tam perekat-perekatich?
You mean HOMEWORK?
Nohow.
Kek. Nyet.
Feel free to write anything here in English! Except for politics.
Don't correct somebody's mistakes unless they ask for it themselves. We don't want to have another shitstorm about the grammar.