Hallou pidorahas, how's it goin in USSR? It's early morning in sunny Texas, my name is Chad, will answer yr questns while havin a cup of godlike peanutbutter for brkfst

Hallou pidorahas, how's it goin in USSR? It's early morning in sunny Texas, my name is Chad, will answer yr questns while havin a cup of godlike peanutbutter for brkfst

на дабл ОП макает хуй в эту банку
/тред

Looks like shit

>>210070375 (OP)
Hey Chad, nice to hear from you again. Things are fine, Putin has been inaugurated for the 6th time, God Bless Him. I've almost paid 5% of my mortgage for my litte cozy commiblock in Mitishcy.

How is your AR15 thing?

Карасик

>>210070375 (OP)
Give me trend for startavogo fly my biznes

>>210070717
Hi Ivan, oh.. they haven't yet banned AR15, not yet.. But donworry, they will never bear, cause they know that they would have to come and take it from me themself. Good to hear that you've got your own commiblock now. How your car? I'm getting jelaous of it, this Zhiguli shit is so fking durable, my pickup malfunctions constantly, I forever have to pay to these fucking mexicans from repair site

>>210070375 (OP)
Say LGBTQ is cool. Say cuckold is power.

>>210070375 (OP)
чо тут написано я на сабачем языке не понимаю

>>210070375 (OP)
Chad is that you? Do you remember me? We were in the same class. I've recognised you from your schizoid words and verbal shit-outs. Remember how we all pissed in your cup in 3rd grade in the school buffet? And how you drank it all, smacked your lips and asked for a second one? And then your dad came, that one street janitor who molested a dog on Vernadsky avenue and got a suspended sentece for shoplifting a melted cheese. He came into the classroom, everyone started to laugh and you shit yourself from shame and said how you'll hate janitors for the rest of your life, but in 9th grade, when you went to a raid for revenge they gang fucked you so hard your ass had 8 stiches. How's it doing Chad?

>>210071135
Only if you say: "Chechnya kruto"

>>210070375 (OP)
Give me trend for startavogo fly my biznes mothfuck

>>210071204
Well, let us look at what you just wrote. It seems like you are a really contused, mentally injured imbecile. I can even say it to you face-to-face, so how about you come here and listen? All this fuckery that you wrote is just complete, utter bullshit, you fucking keyboard warrior. Your life will not get better just because you wrote a lot. Bullshiting is not a hard job, a lot of fags like you thawed out in the spring. People say a lot of things about you. Things like: 'Mom did not want him, dad did not even try'. Keep my message in mind. Try to analyze it and make some conclusions for yourself.

>>210070375 (OP)
Wake up, Chad, you obosralsya.

>>210070375 (OP)
Ой вась,похвастался пастой из перека,лучше расскажи,как разревелся,когда банку аткупорил,и увидел,что там половины пасты нет,и осознал,что ты лох

>>210070375 (OP)
lol why do you eat shit dude why

>>210070375 (OP)
Двенадцатилетний чед

>>210071604
Because I can.

Сажи клоуну

>>210071204
СОДОМИТ

Does Sankt-Peterburg-kun here?

>>210071005
Yeah, Zhiguli is such a nice car, I don't even allow myself to think of buying another one, I enjoy spending my time in garage so much, I can't imagine my live without it.

By the way, I recently have a birthday, we had american food for my birthday party. Me and my friends went to ROSTIKS (like KFC but Russian) and had one chiken burger each, and the big ass fucking wing basket! So despite those mothefuckers saying shit about wages and stuff, in fact, we live in pretty much affluence. Life is good.

>It's early morning in sunny Texas, my name is Chad, will answer yr questns while havin a cup of godlike peanutbutter for brkfst
Pic with sup or didn't happen and you are comrade sosacher trying to play on both sides

>>210071825
Cherepovets kun on place

>>210070375 (OP)

I AM THE PUTIN, QUESTINS?

Щас представил,чо бы чановский бабуин со мной за такой тред на русском зделал бы.макака совсем акуколдился и гнется вообще под всех?

>>210072267
Тред с децлом 15 минут не провисел,и хуяк бан на месяц,потому что на русском языке

>>210072223
It's an honour to meet you, Mr. Putin. Actually I've got one question..

A'right let's cut the shit.. So those things about Russian missiles, hm.. how to say.. ppl are saying shit you know.. I understand it's all propaganda, but you know rumors are rumors so..

Are we good? You've got some missles, we've got some, it's a balance of power right? So can you ensure me that we're good on that?

>>210070375 (OP)
Hui budesh?

>>210070375 (OP)
Бля, я такую банку пасты в ленте видел, охуеть аж с техаса везут её

>>210072349
That is because subhuman languages are allowed only on third world imageboards anon

>>210072609
only in medium rare

Hey noobs from 4chan i d like to sleep with ur dog and than eat it im gay

>АП
Экстра нежного помола как моя попа после передачи и принятия любви к матери родине от Господина
Техасская слишком плотно залетает, вылетает, тащемто, тоже

А к меня мамка сама делает. Блин нажористая вещь

>>210070375 (OP)
So how about the deal, dear Chad. You send me your capitalism pasta and i send your mine? This one made by АП witch is short for Администрация Президента, whitch is translates to President Administration. You can imagine what that means. Putin eats same pasta, its not widely available in Russia. So you can sell it for quet a feat. For this exchange to happen all you need is to give me your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year.

А она сладкая?

>>210073872
Нет

>>210070375 (OP)
> Hallou pidorahas, how's it goin in USSR? It's early morning in sunny Texas, my name is Chad, will answer yr questns while havin a cup of godlike peanutbutter for brkfst



________________
- Хеллоу, долбаеб

>>210073670
Sounds like a deal, it looks legit, these transparent soviet stars on background! Be right back with my credit card data!

>>210074006
а какая

>>210071261
You know quite good what's happening in Russia for an american boy.

>>210074192
Там много жира и белка, без добавок довольно пресная. И вкус там в основном от обжарки и соли а не от самого арахиса.

>>210070580
Бамп

>>210070375 (OP)
Расходимся, это паста с Двача:
Hallou pidorahas, как дела в СССР? Рано утром в солнечном Техасе, меня зовут Чад, я отвечу на твои вопросы, а выпил чашку божественного арахисового масла для brkfst

>>210070375 (OP)
>Назвал пидорахами
>Ест арахисовую пасту без шоколада или джема
Пиздец ты довен конечно.