Three hundred bucks
- SAY "ROCKET"
- ROCKET
- YOUR DAD IS TOILET BOSS
- ROCKET
- YOUR DAD IS TOILET BOSS
- SAY "BASEMENT"
- BASEMENT
- EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF
- BASEMENT
- EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF
- ME!
- HEAD OF COCK
- HEAD OF COCK
- YES SIR!
SUCK JUICY
SUCK JUICY
-SAY CLUE
-CLUE
-DRINK A BOTTLE OF SNEEZE
-YES!
-CUNT!
-CUNT!
-SAY NO
-NO
-FAG ANSWER
-NO
-FAG ANSWER
- WELL?
- BEND BAGELS
- BEND BAGELS
ONE TWO THREE
@
WIPE THE DICK
@
WIPE THE DICK
-TO ME?
NOSE IN SHIT
NOSE IN SHIT
-SAY THREE
-THREE
-CLEAR YOUR ASS
-THREE
-CLEAR YOUR ASS
- BUT?
- TAKE A COCK!
- TAKE A COCK!
- SAY "FOUNTAIN"
- FOUNTAIN
- YOUR PANTIES ARE OVER THERE!
- FOUNTAIN
- YOUR PANTIES ARE OVER THERE!
IT'S FUNNY FOR U BUT IM OFFENDED, FOR U IS SHIT FOR ME IS JAR
blyad ahhahaha, jam ofc
- HOW ARE YOU?
- HAS NOT YET GIVEN BIRTH
- HAS NOT YET GIVEN BIRTH
- WHAT?
- OVER THE SHOULDER
- OVER THE SHOULDER
- WHO ARE YOU?
@
I AM THE PYKHTO GRANDFATHER
@
I AM THE PYKHTO GRANDFATHER
Нипонял
Glue, allo blya, glue.
WUT
вместо BUT
SAY BASEMENT
@
BASEMENT
@
SKELETON KISSED YOU!
COCK LAYED DOWN OVER THE SHOULDER
ANDREW!
@
SHAVE YOUR DICK
@
SHAVE YOUR DICK
>так точно! соси сочно
>скажи клей - выпей баночку соплей
ну ты и валенок
THE BIRD FLEW AWAY
@
THE PLACE BURNED DOWN
@
THE PLACE BURNED DOWN
- Так точно
- Соси сочно
ANDREW!
@
KEEP YOUR DICK CHEERFUL
CLUE это не клей.
BE MY BRO
@
SHIT A SQUARE
BE MY FRIEND
@
SHIT A CIRCLE
@
SHIT A SQUARE
BE MY FRIEND
@
SHIT A CIRCLE
у нас в ходу было "Точно - соси прочно"
КИРИЛЛ
@
KEEP IT REAL
ANTONY - CONDOM
And grandmother with a handgun.
GRANDMOTHER SAID IT TWOFOLD
У нас "рука в говне" говорили.
IF YOU LIKE A HONEY
@
YOU SHOULD ASLO LIKE A COLD
@
YOU SHOULD ASLO LIKE A COLD
Лол, обьясни
A LITTLE HONEY ON THE TONGUE
@
A LITTLE COLD UNDER THE TONGUE
По-русски рифма.
IF YOU LIKE TO RIDE
@
YOU SHOLD ALSO LIKE TO CARRY A SLED
@
YOU SHOLD ALSO LIKE TO CARRY A SLED
- будь братом
- насри квадратом
- будь другом
- насри крУгом
BEAT THE WOMAN WITH A HAMMER
@
WOMAN WILL BE GOLD
@
WOMAN WILL BE GOLD
будь братом
@
насри квадратом
будь другом
@
насри кругом
Я тупой и не смог перевести
Будь другом Насри кругом
А блять
Будь квадратом Насри братом
Ой, что то я не так перевел. Лол. Блять.
Спасибо
поговорка: "на языке мёд, а на сердце лёд"? Она часто используется для описания людей, которые внешне кажутся хорошими, а на самом деле таят злые намерения. Проще говоря, лицемерие или лесть.
двач образовательный
GRANDMOTHER SAID IT SPLIT
This is basa
Я слышал как "на языке медок, а под языком ледок\холодок".
Но ведь клпй это clay
Вы тугие какие-то.
Давайте сделаем литтл бит оф литтл пенис.
Давайте сделаем литтл бит оф литтл пенис.
Clay это глина, ебаклак
GRANDMOTHER SAID IT BIFURCATION
FUCK AND DIG
YOU INSULT ME
@
RENDERING ONTO THYSELF
@
RENDERING ONTO THYSELF
Ебать они тупые, у них клей это глина, а глуе, которые на глину по звучанию похоже это клей.
THOSE WHO CALL NAMES
@
CALL THAT THEMSELVES
дед(с)
WHAT?
@
DICK OVER SHOULDER
@
DICK OVER SHOULDER
Ебать дебил, у них то как раз правильно, латинского происхождения слово.
WE WILL SAID IT AMICABLY:
@
WE NEED IT ON OUR DICKS
@
WE NEED IT ON OUR DICKS
SAY TOMATO
@
YOUR GRANDMA IS A BOXER
@
YOUR GRANDMA IS A BOXER
FUCKING EVENT
Нет, у нас правильно, нам Кирилл и Мефодий написали азбуку, нам лучше знать.
WHY DO YOU LIMP? HURTS IN THE EYE? GO VISIT SURGEON TO GET A HAIRCUT
ANNIE, BENNIE
@
RICKY FUCKIE
@
RICKY FUCKIE
IF YOU ARE SO CLEVER
@
WHERE IS YOUR MONEY?
- THE SKY IS SO BLUE
- FOR GAYS IT'S ALWAYS BLUE
GRANNY LOOK! THE DOG ARE SITTING
SAY "A DIAMOND"
- A DIAMOND
STICK A DICK IN YOUR EYE
- A DIAMOND
STICK A DICK IN YOUR EYE
I'M FUCKING
@
ALI BABA
@
ALI BABA
STAS
@
A FAGGOT
@
A FAGGOT
GRANDFATHER же
GRANDMOTHER GET OUT OF CART
@
EASIER FOR MARE
@
EASIER FOR MARE
лучшее
20% OF PEOPLE
@
HAVE 80% OF MONEY
@
IM INSIDE OF 80% AREA
ANTON
@
CONDOM
@
CONDOM
FOR A NIGHTMARE?
My english sucks, i have 9(nine) classes of education, and a bit retarded after hitting rock by falling down.
U r silent
@
stuck in shit
@
stuck in shit
>IM INSIDE OF 80% AREA
for the money or for the people?
THE WOLF WEAKER THAN LION AND TIGER
@
BUT HE NEVER PARTICIPATING IN CIRCUS
@
BUT HE NEVER PARTICIPATING IN CIRCUS
Also i have ptu korochka.
A & B SAT ON A PIPE
@
A HAS FALLEN
@
B HAS GONE
@
WHO’S LEFT ON A PIPE?
@
A HAS FALLEN
@
B HAS GONE
@
WHO’S LEFT ON A PIPE?
Of people. But just inside of area, not inside of people.
mine is ok, steel poor as a chirch mouse. i've 2 degrees, i'm a total misery.
HELLO
@
PAINT THE FENCE
@
PAINT THE FENCE
HELLO
@
I'VE GOT NO ROUBLE
HELLO
@
ADD UP TO THE SECOND ONE
HELLO?
@
AIN'T DICK SLAPPED ON YOUR HEAD?
Still*
Steel is using for steel sword, steel knife, etc
ON THE MOUNTAIN, THERE'S A NOBODY. HE HAVE A 100-METER DICK. WHO WAS FUCKING YOU?
Pennsylvanian Technology University, apparently?
A professor of philology comes to work with a huge black eye. Colleagues ask him:
- Well, how is that? You are the most intelligent person! Where did you get it from?
- Yes, you understand ... Drank tea with one of the sweetest person. Among those invited was one officer. So he began to tell:
- I had one dick in my company ...
And I tell him:
- Sorry, but it's correct to say not "in the company", but "in the mouth"!
I mean exaxtly what you answered to me.
as you wish
STONE
@
SCISSORS
@
PAPER
@
PENCIL
@
FIRE
@
WATER
@
AND THE BOTTLE OF LEMONADE
@
AND THE IRON HAND
@
TSU E FA
@
SCISSORS
@
PAPER
@
PENCIL
@
FIRE
@
WATER
@
AND THE BOTTLE OF LEMONADE
@
AND THE IRON HAND
@
TSU E FA
WHEN YOU WAS FUCKED, WHAT ARE THEY WROTE ON YOUR ASS?
THE PERSON WHO TELLING LIES
@
FUCKS HIS OWN MOTHER
@
FUCKS HIS OWN MOTHER
ENIKS AND BENIKS WERE EATING VARENIKS
@
ENIKS BENIKS BOOM
@
ENIKS BENIKS BOOM
ASS IS NOT A PAPER
@
DICK IS NOT A PENCIL
Объяснись, дон
LIES LIKE BREATHES
A FORK INTO THE EYE
@
OR INTO YOUR ASS ONCE
@
OR INTO YOUR ASS ONCE
> 2
АЛЛО?
@
ХУЕМ ПО ЛБУ НЕ ДАЛО?
HOW IT'S GOING WITH THE MONEY?
WHO, WHO?
@
DICK IN A HAT!
@
DICK IN A HAT!
ПРИВЕТ
@
РУБЛЯ НЕТ
ЗДАРОВА
@
ДОБАВЬ ДО ВТОРОГО
I'VE JUST SPIT MY BEER ON A LAPTOP, READING THIS TEXT
Two Americans - white and a nigger- came to Russia.
White says:
- Let's like the Russians get drunk on vodka at a construction site!
- Let's do it!
Vodka got drunk, the nigger kicked down.
White took him on his shoulder and carried him.
The watchman comes out, yelling:
- Stand!
White says:
- Hello!
- You are son of a dick! Put the roofing material in place!
White says:
- Let's like the Russians get drunk on vodka at a construction site!
- Let's do it!
Vodka got drunk, the nigger kicked down.
White took him on his shoulder and carried him.
The watchman comes out, yelling:
- Stand!
White says:
- Hello!
- You are son of a dick! Put the roofing material in place!
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING?
@
YOU'LL MAKE YOUR EYES BUBBLED
@
YOU'LL MAKE YOUR EYES BUBBLED
@
Long ago, the nine nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
WOULDN'T!
@
FIRM AND CLEAR!
@
FIRM AND CLEAR!
EXACTLY THAT TEXT WAS WRITTEN ON YOUR ASS
Da.
Marie de Ivan teached her literature class and not long after she said “In the corner scratches a mouse”, Vovie asked her: “Mrs. Marie de Ivan, but who is “Inthecornerscrat”?
WHICH MONEY?
WHERE DO YOU CALL, FUCKING SON?
The commander shows to the soldiers a new main battle tank.
- Here, comrades, this is a new secret tank. Petrov.
- I am!
- Raise the tank.
Petrov is pushing, puffing, not picking up.
- Can't pick it up, comrade corporal
- Sidorov, help Petrov.
They try together, the same situation.
- Cant pick it up comrade corporal.
- Ivanov, help.
The three of us are puffing. They cannot lift.
- No way to lift it, Comrade corporal!
- Did you want to be bullied? Forty six tons!
- Here, comrades, this is a new secret tank. Petrov.
- I am!
- Raise the tank.
Petrov is pushing, puffing, not picking up.
- Can't pick it up, comrade corporal
- Sidorov, help Petrov.
They try together, the same situation.
- Cant pick it up comrade corporal.
- Ivanov, help.
The three of us are puffing. They cannot lift.
- No way to lift it, Comrade corporal!
- Did you want to be bullied? Forty six tons!
LIEEEES
MY FAVOURITE MOUNTAIN
@
MOTHERLAND CAUCASUS
@
THERE IN MOUNTAINS HIGH
@
I HERDED LAMBS
@
MOTHERLAND CAUCASUS
@
THERE IN MOUNTAINS HIGH
@
I HERDED LAMBS
-SAY "ROCKET"
-ROCKET
-YOUR FATHER IS THE TOILET MANAGER
DO YOU MEAN "RUBEROID"?
Da
toad fucked a viper for a grant
WRONF, FUXKING WOLVES!
@
WIDE TO WIDE!
@
WIDE TO WIDE!
тагдауш
a mouse scrathes it the corner
Head, give me money
-SAY "GLUE"
-GLUE
-YOUR MOM LOVES GERMAN
-GLUE
-YOUR MOM LOVES GERMAN
Lolliroval
HUH?
@
DICK HERE YOU GO
@
DICK HERE YOU GO
— What?
— "What" in Chinese is "ass".
YES?
@
CUNT
I keked off this
Do you know what says a necrophile at cemetery?
Fuck dig!
Fuck dig!
ahahaah bruh..
WHO WAS BORN IN NIGGER ASSHOLE, ANSWER ME
@
WHO DONT ANSWERED IN NIGGER ASSHOLE LEFT
@
WHO DONT ANSWERED IN NIGGER ASSHOLE LEFT
If you have an issue with me, you know what I mean, I’m here in the downtown of Threatening, you know what I mean.
THE MONEY I ADDED TO THE CAPITAL
I CALL YOU
DEVIL!
- HEY, BRO.
- YEP?
- SAY "THREE HUNDRED".
- THREE HUNDRED, SO WHAT'S THE TRICK?
- SUCK A TRACTOR'S DRIVER DICK!
THE COMMANDER MAKE A MORNING FORMATION OF A SOLDIERS
@
NOW YOU WILL UNLOAD THE RAILWAY CARRIAGE OF AN ALUMINIUMS
ONE OF THE SOLDIERS SAID: "IT'S AN ALUMINIUM, NOT AN ALUMINIUMS"
THE COMMANDER REPLY: PERSONS, WHO DON'T WONT TO UNLOAD AN ALUMINIUMS, WILL UNLOAD THE RAILWAY CARRIAGE OF A CAST IRONY
MULTI STEPS OF THE ASSHOLE
Што?
WILL YOU GO TO A FIGHT?
@
WHICH FIGHT?
@
MY COCK WITH YOUR LIP
@
WHICH FIGHT?
@
MY COCK WITH YOUR LIP
нюфаня плес
MARIA’S WORLD
Netflix adaptation
Только сейчас до меня дошел смысл фразы "ебать-копать".
Спасибо"
У этой фразы нет смысла, педик.
WRONG, FUCKING WOLVES!
@
WIDE ON WIDE!
@
ANDREW, HELP HIM TURN ON WIDE!
@
GET OUT, FOOL
@
GRANDMA, DON'T SCREAM!
@
NOT LIKE THAT. THIS. TURN HER AROUND
@
GO FOR CAVIAR, BASTARD
@
LOOK, FUCK YOUR MOTHER
@
WHATS YOU DOING, FUCJ YOUR MOTHER
@
WRONG, FUCJING WOLVES
@
WIDE ON WIDE
@
TURN IT LIKE THAT TO THE RIGHT
@
ANDREW, HIT HIM BY SOMETHING SOMEWHERE, TAKE EMPTY BOTTLE AND HIT HIM
@
HIT HIM ONCE
@
WHAT YOU, FUCK, OH GOD, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG
@
ANDREW, WE NEED TO ...
@
HE'S WALKING AND SO WHAT WE GONNA DO?
@
WHAT A FOOL, SCREAMING AND SCREAMING
@
YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG
@
HE'S DRUNK, BRUH
@
GET OUT, HUNCHBACKED HECK!
@
GET OUT WHORE, DONT SCREAM!
@
WIDE ON WIDE, DO IT, ANDREW
@
WHY?
@
TO REMOVE A SKATE
@
ANDREW, WIDE ON WIDE DO IT, WHORE, WHAT, YOU ARE DONT UNSERSTAND?
@
WIDE ON WIDE DO
@
TURN AROUND TO THE RIGHT
@
I'LL HIT YOU, SO YOU WILL TURN TO THE RIGHT BY YOURSELF AND TO THE LEFT
@
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, FUCKING FOOL
@
TURNED EVERYONE ON THE EARS
@
WHORE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
@
WIDE ON WIDE
@
FOOL, GET OUT!
@
ANDREW, REARRENGE THE LADDER.
@
WIDE ON WIDE!
@
ANDREW, HELP HIM TURN ON WIDE!
@
GET OUT, FOOL
@
GRANDMA, DON'T SCREAM!
@
NOT LIKE THAT. THIS. TURN HER AROUND
@
GO FOR CAVIAR, BASTARD
@
LOOK, FUCK YOUR MOTHER
@
WHATS YOU DOING, FUCJ YOUR MOTHER
@
WRONG, FUCJING WOLVES
@
WIDE ON WIDE
@
TURN IT LIKE THAT TO THE RIGHT
@
ANDREW, HIT HIM BY SOMETHING SOMEWHERE, TAKE EMPTY BOTTLE AND HIT HIM
@
HIT HIM ONCE
@
WHAT YOU, FUCK, OH GOD, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG
@
ANDREW, WE NEED TO ...
@
HE'S WALKING AND SO WHAT WE GONNA DO?
@
WHAT A FOOL, SCREAMING AND SCREAMING
@
YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG
@
HE'S DRUNK, BRUH
@
GET OUT, HUNCHBACKED HECK!
@
GET OUT WHORE, DONT SCREAM!
@
WIDE ON WIDE, DO IT, ANDREW
@
WHY?
@
TO REMOVE A SKATE
@
ANDREW, WIDE ON WIDE DO IT, WHORE, WHAT, YOU ARE DONT UNSERSTAND?
@
WIDE ON WIDE DO
@
TURN AROUND TO THE RIGHT
@
I'LL HIT YOU, SO YOU WILL TURN TO THE RIGHT BY YOURSELF AND TO THE LEFT
@
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, FUCKING FOOL
@
TURNED EVERYONE ON THE EARS
@
WHORE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
@
WIDE ON WIDE
@
FOOL, GET OUT!
@
ANDREW, REARRENGE THE LADDER.
YOUR GRANDFATHER WAS A FAGGOT
YOUR FATHER IS A DICKGIRL
And we don't fucking need your internet!
SEVEN NANNY'S HAVE CHILD WITHOUT EYE
Сука, я аж сам широкую на широкую сделал пока это писал.
Олень
Simple-dimple no popit
WITHOUT HARD WORK YOU CANT GET OUT A FISH FROM THE POND
no pain no gain
I’M SHOOTING ON THE DICK
@
WHAT A PRANK
@
WHAT A PRANK
YES
@
CUNT
WHERE?
@
IN CUNT
WUT
@
KAPWUT
WHY?
@
BY HEAD OF CABBAGE
HOW?
@
SILENTLY
WHERE YOU FROM
@
FROM A CAMEL
WHEN?
@
WHEN THE CANCER WHISTLES ON THE MOUNTAIN.
@
CUNT
WHERE?
@
IN CUNT
WUT
@
KAPWUT
WHY?
@
BY HEAD OF CABBAGE
HOW?
@
SILENTLY
WHERE YOU FROM
@
FROM A CAMEL
WHEN?
@
WHEN THE CANCER WHISTLES ON THE MOUNTAIN.
There is no money, but hold on yourself here. I wish you all the best, good mood and health.
HELLO
EAT 2,2 lbs OF SHIT
We forgot to ask the hohol.
>HOW?
>@
>SILENTLY
HOW?
@
BUTT UPWARDS
IT'S SO HARD
@
HARD TO SHIT IN MAILBOX
@
HARD TO SHIT IN MAILBOX
THE SUN WENT FROM BEHIND A CLOUD
ALL OF HOMELESS PEOPLE GATHERED TOGETHER
THEIR LEADER SAID
ALL OF HOMELESS PEOPLE GATHERED TOGETHER
THEIR LEADER SAID
WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED, WHAT WAS WRITTEN ON YOUR ASS?
FUCK, VERY FUCKING STORY
@
THE BUMP GOT UP, NOW I'LL FUCK WALLS
@
THE BUMP GOT UP, NOW I'LL FUCK WALLS
ACHOO!
BE HEALTHY, GROW BIG, DON'T BE A NOODLES
BE HEALTHY, GROW BIG, DON'T BE A NOODLES
- Hey, girl, what's your zodiac sign?
- Pisces
- And mine is beer!
- Pisces
- And mine is beer!
HERE TWO CHAIRS FOR YOU
THE FIRST ONE IS COVERED BY HARD COCKS
THE SECOND ONE IS COVERED BY SHARP KNIVES
ONE IS YOURS ANOTHER FOR YOUR MOM
MAKE A CHOICE
SUCK A DICK
SHAKE YOUR LIP
SHAKE YOUR LIP
Yes, fuck, I fucked up, fuck, I fucked up, I fucked up, I fucked up my shorts, fuck, and I had to wipe them off a little fucking and throw them in the wash, fuck and then fucking wash my ass, and it all took time, fuck, now I have to go and put on something else fucking such a shit it's all because of booze fucking booze weakens like relaxes in every sense of the word fuck
BRO, BROOO
@
FUCK, YOU FUCKING ME UP, FUCK
@
HOW WAS YOUR SLEEP? MAY BE YOU ARE HUNGRY, BRO?
@
FUCKING YOUR MOTHER, FUCK, GO TO FUCK YOURSELF, FUCK.
BY THE CUNT, BY THE CUNT, DAD WAS VACCINATED
@
SUCK OFF, SUCK OFF, PEEL OF THE SAUSAGE
@
SUCK OFF, SUCK OFF, PEEL OF THE SAUSAGE
WHY SO SAD?
@
SUCKED NON-TASTY DICK?
@
SUCKED NON-TASTY DICK?
MAD
@
OBSESSED WITH SHIT
@
OBSESSED WITH SHIT
WHEN MASTURBATING
@
WHAT YOU ARE MUMBLING?
@
WHAT YOU ARE MUMBLING?
YES
@
PUSSY
@
PUSSY
Ты меня обидел, меня Антон зовут.
MASHA
@
5 CENT AND SHE'S OURS
@
5 CENT AND SHE'S OURS
A PITY
@
PITY BELONGS TO THE BEE
@
PITY BELONGS TO THE BEE
RED
@
SATIN DICK
@
SATIN DICK
EDUARD
@
FAGGOT
@
FAGGOT
СЫНОК, ХУЙ БУДЕШЬ?
@
ФУУ, НЕТ Я ЖЕ НЕ ГЕЙ
@
НО ЭТО ЖЕ ♂️DICK♂️
@
YES SIR. ОМНОМНОМ
THERE IS A STATUE ON THE MOUNTAIN
@
THE STATUE HAS NO...
@
DICK!
@
DON'T SPOIL MY STORY
@
THE STATUE HAS NO EYES
@
THE STATUE HAS NO...
@
DICK!
@
DON'T SPOIL MY STORY
@
THE STATUE HAS NO EYES
HE'S MASTURBATING BY LEFT HAND
AND TICKLING HIS ASS BY RIGHT HAND.
AND TICKLING HIS ASS BY RIGHT HAND.
Viktor Tsoi
@
choked on matzo
@
choked on matzo
-I?
HEAD OF THE SPEAR!
YOU'RE FLYING WITH PARACHUTE
YOU SEE AN OCEAN OF SHIT ON THE RIGHT HAND
AND FOREST OF DICKS ON THE LEFT HAND
WHERE WILL YOU LAND?
- THREE HUNDRED
- SUCK A TRACTOR'S DRIVER DICK