If I see this thread , I feel the butthurt
Used to live in both UK (Uxbridge) and US (Lawrenceville, NJ) for a couple of years. Ask your questions away.
cocks не сосал, barrel rolls не делал
cocks не сосал, barrel rolls не делал
Everyone makes mistakes, even native speakers. What is so butthurty about it?
Why Have you decided to leave?
Sup?
Hello gyes, i will was often siju on dvach.
My visa expired, i only wanted to get a taste of a better life (1 year in UK and 3 years in US). Maybe i'll move there one day, but i'm quite busy right now. I worked in Netherlands and Belgium last year, by the way, and all my language knowledge is decent english and quite poor german and spanish. I settled around there with no problem, though, it seems like everyone there speaks english.
Glad you came back
What is your profession?
10x my deaf friend, also i am i realy love computer games.
Well, I've only been to the US CA. It was a surprise for me to see tons of immigrants from different countries, who spoke English worse than our 8/b/ pupils but still they had a job and looked pretty happy.
Milling machine operator, but i'm doing a part-time job as a translator.
Why are you trying so hard and intentionally make mistakes if you can write without them?
For how long have you been there? From what i understood, you don't even need any language knowledge to live and work there.
Welcome to Brighton Beach. Snova.
ALLO YOBA ETO TI?
6 months. Most of the jobes where you get your wage, not salary don't require better knowledge than "Hello, my name is ... Can I help you" or "Watch out! Pass me that brick"... Only if you are on salary and deal with people who are interested in details or specific fields of science\technology for example you need to have at least C1 level. In most cases A2-B1 is more than enough for a happy life.
Some say allo yoba, the others claim that eto ti, but all we know that he is called the Stig!
Yo men, i know ingrish quit well and have a higher education but still jobless, i even dont see anything i can do in my fokin life
You can find a hobby or a rich wife
just)))))
You meant Justin Drew Bieber
Хочу выучить англ., с чего начать?
Vsem privet.
>are trying ... and ... make
lol
Skrimer.
U know, my dirty dream is to find a wife in some western country and get a citizenship. I feel my self like a useless crap. Need someone who take me out of that shit but i dont have one.
Hi, my little lolka chan! I was missing you.
>was missing
lol
There are forums devoted to emigration. Google the one for you, according to the country you'd love to leave ex-USSR for. There you will find people who can help make your dream come true.
Fok dat stuff man! U rily make me sad coz i forgot all grammar too(((
>help make
lol
She makes lols only. I love the way she greetexts my and other people posts.
>my and other
lol
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dvach cannot into bump
Well, i have to say it again. Thats not funny, young man. But on the oher hand u helps him to improve his spelling and that is really good of u.
>cannot into
lol
Yes we can!
> u helps
lol
What level is required to lurk english-speaking sites and watch movies without constant need for translator or vocabulary?
Why should spelling need improvement?
She is just a lolka chan, like a chat bot. It is fun but not useful
Guys, u really shouldn't reveal this theme. You are young and humorous, everything is easy for you. This isn't it. It's not the Chikatilo or specforce archives You shouldn't dig in here. Seriously, each of you will regret for it. I understand, that this message will cause even more interest, but i want to caution curious ones - stop. The others just won't find.
Sdohni foschist ebanij
Right, it is funny. U helps...
Any level will suffice as long as you are searching the right information (some that you are interestead in).
>some
lol
Vatnik-pony? That is smth new
lolka chan, your grammar level should be updated some day.
Well, now I have an asspain too. "Should need" it is too fukin bad.
ITT Russian schoolboys demonstrate English language knowledge
Thats true but u can improve it. Lets talk about sexual relations with ur mom for instance.
And what about schoolgirls? They want a demonstration too.
Hi! I of from Moscow. Fuck pidorussians, keklel. I like do reading of 4chans
Still looks bad even in that case.
schoolboy
Low levol of mistakis, trai hardor
Why so bad?
Same shit.
Cos some people are extremely arrogant about their knowledge. Like that OP of the recent thread.
Mother Russia will pobedit you and you'll suck my dick
I will invade ur momy like Japan do perl harbor
IDI NA 9GAGW, PIDORAS
Debbie Does Dallas is better
It would be comprehensible during a conversation but here you can revise the post before reply.
I dont have time for such unnecessary things
You mean Debbie White? She is my favorite actress. How did you guess it?
> arrogant about their knowledge
Show me being arrogant ITT, please.
Oh no, again?
We should to cteate our Bitardnaya Narodbaya Respublika
You sound like an im/po/tent anon.
Don't speak to painted animals, never do it again.
Luv da woy yuo spel
I thought that was a gay. Is it such a big deal though?
>reading of 4chans
This shit is faster and worse than sоsаch. How are you bearing it?
UPA —United Pony Association
> UPA —United Pony Association
Peed over your pony
I've missed an English thread. Again. Was it good though?
Ich bin Кун
ITT you're being a nice person, really. Thanks.
OP, thou negroes' wiennies suck'st?
You should cum on time next time.
From time to time I search for the query "english" hoping to find an English thread.
I can't create my own because nobody replies to it.
Guys, who's from nool'chan?
Remember the borsch thread? Butthurt mushroom? Zashquared?
Remember the borsch thread? Butthurt mushroom? Zashquared?
Create your threads at night and anons will reply.
>Remember the borsch thread? Butthurt mushroom? Zashquared?
I fuckin' do. 0chan yielded three last WINS before death.
Btw does anybody have that legendary nagrizolich thread?
They won't.
It's not about the time, it's about me.
Hello two-ch, let's discuss how the Urinian agressors and fascists are murdering innocent people of Novorussia. Also, we can have a convo about how Russia is the number one country, and how putin is our Lord and Saviour in these dark times. ^^
And the world of \nvr is not enough for you?
check out the pun ive come up with just a minute ago:
"All this mess is
Over for everyone
Overt to anyone"
that's cool innit? over-overt just genius
"All this mess is
Over for everyone
Overt to anyone"
that's cool innit? over-overt just genius
Я думал в инглише нет пунктуации, никогда не видел чтобы знаки препинания использовали.
>What we don't have: politics
Kick existence.
But they don't talk in the white-people language, that's why I'm here.
>видел чтобы
I see you don't use it in Russian either.
Create your own thread there, why pollute this one?
>talk in
Neither do you.
PRIVIET KAK DJELA?
But what if I wanna pollute this one?
Paka ni radela
You ought to leave.
Filled in an abuse form on him
Why maybe you could do some Googling before you come among white people just to embarrass yourself.
>[Скорость борды: 4027 п./час]
>about 1 post per second
WHERE ARE YOU ALL MOTHERFUCKERS?
>about 1 post per second
WHERE ARE YOU ALL MOTHERFUCKERS?
Filled your mouth with cum.
Filled your mother with cum.
But she's dead.
Surely she's got used to it by now.
No need to rush, babe
Uncum my mom, you bastard!
Yeah, I'll better be sitting here like an autist and talking to myself.
Can't say I had never seen punctuation, but it really is rarely used compared to slavic languages.
Ugh, sentence forming is hard, even though I decode the information in english texts intuitively. I should practice more, I guess.
What is cummed cannot be uncummed wtf r u even sayin
Do it, now!
>tfw see other's mistakes
>feel happy bc at least someone knows english worse than you
shiet
i'm always confusing other's with others'
Whats is the name of this actor again?
I assure you most of the "foreigners" know english better than most "natives". What they lack is practice in using it, thus the incorrect sentence forming.
Correct me then, would you? Or you scared of me becoming more powerful english-user than yourself?
u must of posted the wrong pic m8
Will Smith, duuuh
Bob Cum
SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION
Dick Chaney
James Dean
>more powerful english-user
lawl
So, here you are:
Can't say I haVE never seen punctuation, but it is REALLY rarely used compared to Slavic languages.
The spoilered part has no mistakes, it's just written incorrectly. "decode the information", excuse me?
Banderole Queensbunch
What is it supposed to mean?
Thank you, though the "is really" part still seems odd to me.
Decode the information - get the meaning, I was just messing with innatural wordings.
I mean unnatural.
Who saw someone playing this game?
This is literally the first English Thread in history with OP written without typical mistakes usually made by russian speakers. That's quite surprising, to be frank.
Evolution or revolution?
Involution.
C'mon! You are not a frequent visitor of English threads started by me.
Spoiler alert!
No, i dont.
> didn't
You, overconcerned about grammar remind me of these guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3rZmnJ66Po
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3rZmnJ66Po
Yeah, very well may be. But usually when i see such a thread here i scroll it with the sole purpose of facepalming, and then i'm just like "oh fuck it anyway".
And yet it's useful for bakas like me who can't into proper English, as some language sandbox.
>And yet it's useful
No, man, it's not. Seriously. Go read 4chan, stay readonly for like several weeks, just to get used to it and to overcome some kind of linguistic shock, and then try posting and chatting on /int. This, i promise, will be much more useful than spending time here reading some shit that local bakas as you call them generate.
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People at 4chan don't speak that way outside the board. You dont want to sound like a 2ch user IRL, it is not good at all. The same shit is with 4chan, unless you want to become a moderator there.
Some SEO people itt?
>People at 4chan don't speak that way outside the board
No, that's not entirely true. There're much more sane and adequate people than here, plus 4chan is so overpopulated and globalised that they don't even have this peculiar obscure culture and jargon like 2ch has. 2ch is an imageboard for anime loli and NEETs, hence our strange humour and language, while 4ch is more like a forum for all kinds of people. So don't be afraid that you will sound like a retard after practising your language skills on 4chan.
Well, untranslated films and cartoons and webcomics don't seem to help much. I'm still not sure about nearly every sentence I make. I believe that the best way to get better at English is practice, but am too shy to practice at the native speakers' territory, lol. Therefore, this thread is useful at least for me.
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Despite that I'll post just a couple of phrases here and leave.
But thanks, I'll go check 4ch out.
But there's nothing to be shy about. You're absolutely right, practice is everything. That's why you should be practising, and 4chan is a better place than 2ch, well, if we're speaking about imageboards. Films are helpful when you only start learning, they are perfect for listening comprehension and for overcoming your natural fear of speech that you don't yet understand.
Try your slang at work with people older than you and you will be surprised that they don't appreciate your knowledge of modern trends in English language. Try your slang at any establishment, try it while talking anywhere but Brooklyn or Compton and you will not find a lot of people proud of your slang competence.
Have you ever been to English-speaking country?
Fags!
I just wanted to say that i don't really encounter a lot of slang phrases, though i read 4ch quite frequently. My mom could read threads on 4chan's /int if she could speak english. I can't say the same about this place cuz it's fucked up. And i'm fine with it, lol. What you said about slang is true though.
>Have you ever been to English-speaking country?
No, i haven't. I don't want to.
Why do you study English? What is your goal?
My goal is to become a capital of Great Britain
To broaden my mind, to be able to read some stuff on the internet. Now most of the info i get online is in english, including blogs, vlogs, articles and shit. That's pretty obvious though.
How are learning phrasal verbs?
And mine is to never be on duty today.
No
sorry?
how to learn phrasal verbs, lads?
oh thank you, not to be excused was one of the few things i dreaded the most in my life.
You just learn them. There's nothing more to it, seriously. Try some mnemonic thingies if you experience troubles with this most simplest task.
A black cat sat on a mat and ate a fat rat
is this thread still alive?
Answer to me faggots! I wanna practice my shitty english
Well, if you really must know - nope, it's dead.
Very well then, tell me a joke. Funny one.
Are u native speaker?
Not that dead
Guys how to avoid this fucking block on 4chan?
google for 'hola' add-on
Go to the US or use Vpngate
Use proxies, there're websites that will help you browse blocked sites.
Oh, thanks alot, anon! It helped me so much. Now i can read 4chan and practice my english lol
And what do YOU need english for? There was this question above.
There is a trouble...i can't post there because i'm "banned"
choose some random rare country like cambogia or shit
>alot
It's "a lot". Don't try to make mistakes intentionally just to sound like a native. You're not, and you need a lot of time and effort to master this language (or any other one) - and only then you can do whatever you want.
Because almost 50% of information in the internet on English
Because i wanna have a foreign friendsalso in future i wanna learn german and french languages
And it's always interesting to learm something new
Is it legal to use proxies in Russia?
In Soviet Russia you dont use proxies but proxies use you
suk ess fagget
Well of course! For now.
sage for this thread. why? because i can.
Whenever I see wannabe-engrish thread on that forsaken chan I facepalm... kids pretend 4chan 1337 bwahahah
Do you suck?
your mom does
have you learned any other language but latin group?
wtf is this shit?
Fantastic four movie, have you ever seen it?
Why this thread is so slow and dead?
No, i don't care for this mainstream shit.
Should we make threads like this every day?
It is a reflection of yourself
No. Cuz even if you start threads like this one once a month you will see smth like this . And this anon has a point.
Are u a native speaker?
Бамп
For the sake of bump
Что может быть смешнее и колхознее инглиш-треда на главной /b/?
Bump
Русский тред на форчане
>tfw Canadian master race
How does it feel to have like half my purchasing power?
How does it feel to have like half my purchasing power?
Is this really how west feels about russians? I tried to go to 4chan once and people there called me subhuman slav that should be extreminated also not white. Why?
No, 4chan's russian thread is interesting, ironic and not slow at all. Because anything's good if it's on Forchan.
They are just trolling. There's also A LOT of really butthurt Poles/ Balts. And there's a lot of negative media coverage recently, but that's not really important.
Overall it's just banter. Everyone flames everyone. I'm Canadian and the meme is that we are all Chinese.
What we have here: fun, blackjack and whitejack, bitches and lolkas, some chaps from ME or even OE fréonds, grammar nazi, die deutsche Nazi, trying hard to wipe the thread, random guys and gays.
What we don't have: politics, religion, russian language lobby.
So, my dear anon, if you have something to say or have a question to ask - come itt, sit back and enjoy. If you are a russian-speaking radical patriot use your сажаскрыл option and return to your beloved webm or butthurt thread.
Let the English begin!