I couldn't upload the fullsize files here, see: http://imgur.com/a/kW7PB привет! Hello everyone, I'm an American. I was told I should post here on 2ch and that you guys find me exotic or some such thing. I'm here to answer any questions you have about me and what I can answer about my country. Please keep in mind that though I've written in Russian on the paper slip I'm not actually able to understand the language unfortunately. And I'm sorry about the discrepancy between the timestamp and the current time, I had some difficulty with finding the button to make a thread and with the captcha.
>>103170348 I was told this means that I'm fishing for attention, I'm really not, I assure you. I was told to post here. >>103170392 Someone from an imageboard let me know about this place and that I should post here. I'm not into sports really though I grew up watching the Los Angeles Lakers and I was a major fan of them for a long time until recent years as they've become terribly worse. I've attended college but only for a very short time and it wasn't even a full enrollment, I didn't have more than a couple classes a week and nothing good came out of it as the classes were really a scam. >>103170416 I actually don't play videogames, though I was raised with Nintendo and as a kid I was glued to the Gamecube.
>>103170486 >I was told this means that I'm fishing for attention, I'm really not, I assure you. I was told to post here. This means that your picture too large to look. Make it smaller.
>>103170543 I had to upload the pictures as thumbnails due to the fact that the full sized pictures weren't accepted. I put the full sized pictures on Imgur.
>>103170588 No, at least not immediately, over time perhaps. Being on the Internet I've been told many times to kill myself. >>103170607 My parents, not I, pay something like $40/month and our speed is 40mb down / 8mb up. >>103170611 </3 I'm sorry man, I think Russians would make much better immigrants than the ones we're getting now.
>>103170668 >No, at least not immediately, over time perhaps. Being on the Internet I've been told many times to kill myself. Now you can join 2ch family, анон.
>>103170637 I'm mostly indifferent to him. I think Putin does what any leader would do to protect their own country's interests and as a result he ends up getting a bad rap for it just like the US does with all of our endeavors in the Middle East. >>103170659 Obama? I didn't vote for him and I don't endorse him. >>103170664 Thank you!
>>103170211 (OP) What's the tastiest fastfood restaurant in your area? I mean in Russia the highest level of fastfood chain is Carl's Jr. What do you like most?
>>103170684 I'm generally against them, if there was a war against them I would gladly join it to fight them. >>103170700 I feel at home in all but the language spoken :^) >>103170735 We do have that kind of speed here but not in my area as far as I know. That kind of speed is from what I know mostly found in large cities whereas I live in a mostly rural area.
>>103170794 >I'm generally against them, if there was a war against them I would gladly join it to fight them. What do you choose? Fork in the eye? Or anal sex?
>>103170739 >~7$ 40up/down - day 100mb - night. На русском: Говна купил, у меня за эти деньги круглосуточно 100 мегабит. In English: Shit bought, I have for the money round the clock 100 megabits.
>>103170211 (OP) Fuck you, bitch, suka, i hate usa and you, your goverment kill people, also in your country too much propaganda about bad Russia. i really want you die
>>103170762 Perhaps you mean that the English spoken here isn't good? But I'm able to understand it. I don't mind if there's some miscommunication at points. >>103170772 I think Jack In The Box is what's considered the most upscale fast food establishment in my town, we don't have Carl's Jr. I personally prefer Subway however. >>103170780 Niggers really enjoy fried chicken. >>103170816 I'm glad to be of assistance. >>103170827 The best punishment for the heteros or 'breeders' if you will is sexual enslavement. >>103170842 I speak a very small amount of Spanish, perhaps enough to strike a conversation for a short time. I want to learn more and to learn other languages but I'd be lying if I said I know anything else. I've played around with the Ukrainian course on Duolingo however. I know how to say for example: я люблю каву. I'm not more than a few lessons in however.
I'd like to say hello to you, our american friend. Please don't think that russia is a citadel of evil, no matter what your politicians tells you. We are a good people mostly, and we want to live in peace.
>>103170902 I don't think your serious honestly. I know there are many Americans out there with an anti-Russian outlook but I'm not one of them, I don't think America is any more special than Russia or deserves better treatment internationally. I hope you understand that some Americans really have no ill will for Russia, most in fact don't really know much about Russia. >>103170903 I'm used to webms with sound though.. (KC) >>103170955 I'm with you on that, I don't want any conflict between our countries.
>>103171039 >I'm with you on that, I don't want any conflict between our countries. You're disgusting fag, a moral monster. Fuck in the ass. Licking cum. Fuck Gayrope. Go away, pidor.
>>103171013 героям слава! >>103171060 I haven't tried dollchan, I'm kinda skeptical of it and I don't use KC enough to really make use of it. >>103171094 I wanted to try out a slavic language and at least at the time that was the only one on there. I heard they were working on a course for Russian as well though. >>103171118 I think we'll be alright, at least so far there is no direct military conflict between us and I don't think it'll get to that point any time soon. >>103171152 I'm not sure what you're referring to.
>>103171275 My ID card? >>103171291 Definitely, our main channels have always painted our rivals under the banner of "The Axis of Evil", it's generally accepted by the media that any country not allied with our interests (or those of our government) is inherently evil.
>>103171663 up 5 days, 22:11, load average: 0.35, 0.60, 0.69 >>103171757 I can only go by the videos that are released, I haven't had any problems with the police though they're to be avoided generally.
Видно, что автор рузке, ибо предложения построены по руссзке граматическим правилам и применены крнструкции русзке. Петух не умеет в ангрйски синтаксис.
>>103171971 We have our height and weight listed as well, when I took the photo for the ID card I had to remove my glasses so the eye color would show up in the photo. They also have you scan your thumb in a machine every time you go to the DMV for each part of the process.
Гайс, а есть сайты где к примеру, ты ищешь себе партнера чтобы взаимно обучаться языкам? То есть, допустим, я native speaker of russian и есть некто, кто хочет учиться рашшн лэнгвидж, а я хочу обучиться его эспаньолу или френчу и мы такие друг другу способствуем по мере сил.
>>103172371 И я тоже твою маму ебал. Ну серьезно, что-то от этого треда я дико угорел по общению с носителями языка, неужто никто не придумал сайта, где поехавшие, подобные мне, могли бы кооперироваться?
>>103172507 I hope u r not seroious. The Almighty God told us, that opposite sex is the only choice. And if u still doubt - girls got boobs, and it's so attractive!
>>103172705 I forgot to mark ОП on this one >>103172699 >LEVITICUS I don't go by the bible you go by. >>103172766 I haven't but I would like to if there's some with English subtitles.
>>103172766 >OP, have you ever seen any Russian movies? If yes, than which movies were that? And if not, would you be intrested? ZELYONI SLONIK IS MY FAVOURITE
AMERICAN NEGROPRESIDENT SUCKING A BIG RUSSIAN COCKS. GO AWAY AND TAKE YOUR DEMOCRACY, COCA COLA, SNIKERS AND STAR WARS WITH YOU. U.S. IS COUNTRY OF FAGGOTS
>>103172803 Well, if you're talking about soviet films, there is absolutely no problem, they are mostly in public domain, and you can find them even on youtube and with subtitles too. Here I googled first that came into my mind (I like this one): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6H-9xk2nb8 It might be more difficult with newer films, but if you have something particular in mind, I can help you with that. At least the hyped ones (like Leviathan) should definately be on the internet and translated. How about literature? I was always interested how much foreigners know about our culture.
>>103173041 I'll definitely watch that one, thanks for the link. As for literature I've never really been one for reading, I read articles and such but books have never been my fortay, I know that's a problem with Americans.. >>103173119 Oh :( that's not much here. >>103173191 Whereabout?
>>103173134 Панд не видел, хотя где-то рядом должен быть зоопарк. Есть дохрена мест, которые стоит посетить, но “можно вывести сыча из сычевальни, а вот сыча из сыча никогда”.
>>103173242 That's cool, I'm in SoCal. How do you like the Bay Area? >>103173258 Here that much is about a quarter of one week's rent. >>103173282 Vladimir?
>>103173377 Bout rent: why so much muricans rent houses or flats, but not buying them? Is it cost too much? In russia, almost everybody tries to buy a shity flat so it could be owned. Very curios about this topic.
>>103173529 I don't rent a place but that's about what it costs in my area, between 600 USD and 1400 USD by the month. >>103173599 I actually prefer Futaba, the red one. >>103173608 Our cheapest housing comes in the form of condominiums, usually running $20,000 at the lowest and that's a lot of money for some people, those that can get a mortgage usually will buy a place eventually.
>>103173223 Отправился с помощью универа, но можешь и без него. Учитывая стипендию в 3000 юаней - охуенно. Тянки как и везде - есть няшные, есть не очень.
Fuck you you fucking GAYmerican! You are all fat stupid faggots! You want to get control over the world, but the only thing you will get is Russian dick in your ass! Obama is nigger monkey shit who will lead your country to absolute destruction! CUMerica is going to stop existing soon, and your dollars are going to be used to wipe ass! I am pissing on your face, peendos.
Я думал в таком треде будут вопросы об эмиграции, жизни на западе и менталитете тамошнего населения, но надо же, набежала толпа припизднутых пидоранов, не знающих даже английского, в силу чего они срут прямо в гугл переводчик и заливают сюда весь свой сочный баребух. ABAMA ABIZYANA
>>103174346 I'm already serving ISIS. >>103174381 I think he's a fraud and people are too trusting of him when his actions ought to speak louder than his words. >>103174448 Of course, who doesn't? >>103174494 Becuase homosexuality is superior.
>>103170211 (OP) Are new PCs and PC parts very expensive in the US? Comparing 4chan's and 2ch's hardware threads, it looks like Americans have much better computers (unless they're console gamers). What say you?
>>103174857 I...I guess. >>103174861 As stated before I don't use 4chan. >>103174862 I'm spreading HIV through various homosexual acts as part of my service to ISIS.
>>103174917 Then what are your favorite boards (as sites, eg 2ch.hk) and boards (as boards on a site, eg /b/)? I only know one non-Russian image board :\
>>103175204 heh >>103175283 Okay, I'll try to do that if I'm understanding correctly what you asked. http://i.imgur.com/qQ1OsqX.jpg >>103175338 somewhat >>103175359 Krautchan, Livechan, I occasionally like to browse 8chan. I haven't used 4chan for a matter of years and most other English-speaking imageboards look down on 4chan posters. >>103175464 yes
>>103176047 I would but I'm just using default Puppy Linux with XFCE installed over it, I also hide the taskbar so you'd just see the default XFCE background with a couple icons.
>>103176283 The left, it has visible tits whereas the other one... >>103176334 I was just memeing friend. >>103176353 I was running Mint before, the laptop is fine, it's just a complicated situation where it makes more sense to use Puppy.
>>103176525 О вкусах не спорят, няша. И это при том, что свою точку зрения я аргументировал. Очень жаль, что я плохо умею в английский, поэтому отвечу на русском.
>>103176525 I don't know what use there is for a flat chest.. >>103176574 hehe yeah, I was trying to keep the keyboard out of the picture as best as possible, if I showed the entirety of it it'd look as if I came all over it multiple times
>>103177173 Well they said it would make a good thread.. I don't want anything in particular. I thought y'all might've have some interesting questions.
Well, let me introduce you to some memes and traditions of our board, I hope i'm not too late.
This is YOBA or peka, you may have seen it before. It originated from /vg/ in 2008-9 when we began to troll console peasants. Because of the malicious grin it's often used in greentext stories butthurt-threads or бугурт-треды here nowadays. Also, the stories are written like this:
BATYA father SEES YOU FAPPING @ -NO PC FOR YOU UNTIL THE NEXT MONTH! @ YOUR POOKAN butt BECOMES THE NEW CHERNOBYL hurts so much that explodes
I can tell more about them if you want me to.
Also i should say that our board is extremely cancerous. In 2014 there was a popularity splash in our social network VK.com that lured in a lot of newfags, normies and girls, so now there always are camwhoring, attention whoring, virgin and loser threads. Oldfags always sage and wipe them.
>>103177299 I've heard of Yoba, it's very popular on Krautchan which likely has its own share of "Sosach" posters. I've also heard a lot from Russian posters about how this site is supposedly really bad but I've never really checked it out and I don't know what kind of topics are really discussed. Aside from these shitty kinds of threads you've mentioned, what kind of content exists here? >>103177303 I suppose. I don't have many interests and therefore not many questions but I wonder, I've seen pictures of entire sections of markets devoted to vodka, is that to be found anywhere in Russia? Also, is it very common for Russians to dwell on emigration? I've gotten that kind of vibe from Russians on imageboards.
>>103177699 Yoba-threads, fap-threads, virgin whining-threads, webm-threads, you laugh you lose threads, "bioproblem" threads, poltics and occasional serious discussions. It's really not as bad as it is portrayed on krautchan. And there also other boards aside from /b/. There is a board for girls, for example. Or for people that are older than 30.
>>103177699 >what kind of content exists here? /au / bi / biz / bo / c / em / fa / fiz / fl / ftb / hh / hi / me / mg / mlp / mo / mov / /mu / ne / psy / re / sci / sf / sn / sp / spc / tv / un / w / wh / wm / wp/ /di / diy / mus / pa / p / wrk / trv] [gd / hw / mobi / pr / ra / s / t / web/ /bg / cg / es / mmo / moba / tes / vg / wr/ /a / fd / ja / ma / vn/ /d / b / soc / media / r / abu / rf /][fg / fur / gg / ga / h / ho / hc / e / fet / sex / fag/ /po / wn/
>>103177699 It is true about strong alcohol, it has it own section in stores. And yes, we have some people who hates Russia and wetdreams about emigrations.
>>103178205 У тех, кто укатил отсюда, разумеется. У него ты можешь про университетскую жизнь спросить, но ты вот, блядь, знаешь, как в Рашке иностранцу в ВУЗ устроиться? Или как правильно визу оформить?
>>103177975 >>103178021 That's cool, from what I was told on KC it seemed a lot worse than that. It seems there's plenty of variety. >>103177992 I'm not entirely sure, I would imagine our visas for students are generally more accesible than those for work and we do have funding specifically for international students which US citizens don't have access to, that includes grants and loans from the US government as well as programs provided by specific colleges and universities. I've been told by other Americans (online) that they have almost 50% of their student body as intenational students but I haven't encountered such a thing. The last time I was at a college or university it seemed to be mostly Americans but probably a lot of Mexican citizens too. Someone told me it's popular for international students to go to the Midwest of the country where living is generally cheaper. >>103178194 That is simply amazing. Do you have the picture of the stuff bear holding a sign that says something like "I'm not for sale, I sell vodka."?
>>103178320 *stuffed bear >>103178519 I used tape, it seemed quicker at the time. >>103178542 That's a good question for someone who works in the government honestly but the most retarded thing I've come across is a technicality that makes it impossible to rent a postal box unless you're a homeowner. We also have little in the way of e-government, most things still require physical documents or in person interaction as well as waiting times and there's fees for almost everything. Nothing runs smoothly if the government is involved.
>>103178778 > most things still require physical documents That's how it should be. Nothing shall be considered "serious" or legitimate when it's placed on the internet.
>>103178320 What is the attitude towards torrents and piracy in US? I heard it counts as crime there, while in оця соцптяу it's not prohibited, a lot of people use pirated Windows and play pirated games.
What about racism? On the media everything so ping and fluffy and everybody love each other no matter race, but what about actual people mentality? Please share some thoughts, we dont have muck blacks here.
>>103178926 Perhaps that's best but it's costly when government offices are at a great distance and you just need some small thing done. >>103178946 Our country is very strict on piracy, I know of someone personally who had to go to court over some torrent because his VPN shut off at some point and his IP got exposed. We have the occasional news release about some guy getting fined an obscene amount over a miniscule download of some MP3s or something of that sort. I think the legal system here just knows people are afraid and will pay any amount they can extort from them. >>103179155 Well, we have a strutcture in place where "whites" - "White. A person having origins in any of the original peoples of Europe, the Middle East, or North Africa. It includes people who indicate their race as "White" or report entries such as Irish, German, English, Scottish, Italian, Lebanese, Near Easterner, Arab, or Polish.[16] - are supposed to feel bad about supposed crimes of their ancestors even if their ancestors got here a generation ago. Most "white" people are afraid of being called racist so they just avoid topics about race. Blacks and latinos are both very open about race and sometimes try to agitate each other or get sympathy from the government to allow them to break laws such as by entering the country illegally and getting asylum. Day in and day out it's just a matter of de facto segregation, whites live where whites live, blacks where blacks live, etc. I have my own distinct view on the current racial situation but it's not pertinent to the question. >>103179306 somewhat >>103179325 everyday
>>103170211 (OP) Do a barrel roll! I dare you! Didnt read thread Also, how much money you pay on taxes, house rent, food, water etc? And how much you recieve from work?
>>103180993 We all know what does NEET mean from Japanese culture obviously, anime. I watched one title where was RESCUE-TEAM full of NEETs, it was really fun Also, in russian this called: Безработный дурак, который сидит на шее у мамы. try google-translate this.
Being NEET in Russia is extremely hard, so there are no NEETs. lol
>>103180993 This guy >>103181375 gave you right writing of russian NEET. Сыч. Cuz they are just sitting at home doing nothing, like owl in tree hollow, lol
>>103181439 Those towns are our capitals also known as Default City 1 and Default City 2. There is also third DC, lol, Novosibirsk. Or Omsk, or Ekaterinburg, lol. We are in debates on this issue for an years. Its our local meme But nevermind, only in Moscow and St.P you can be NEET, in another town you will die immediately if you dont have parents who will give you food.
Your language and certain words show that you are not a native speaker, probably a student of linguistic department. Expose yourself, americans do not speak like that.
>>103184155 The problem is that an average 4chan poster perpetually does dozens of mistakes and misspels, punctuation problem also is ubiquitous. Also you use words outside of the common vocabulary basis. So you should be a russian student who somehow got the foreighn ID.
>>103184407 I've said multiple times I don't use 4chan. And so what if my spelling is good? Just because I'm American doesn't mean I have to be a drooling retard 100% of the time. I'm not perfect either, earlier in the thread I fucked up 'you're/your'.
>>103170211 (OP) Паста с форчана, расходимся! >Я не мог загрузить файлы величину здесь, см: http://imgur.com/a/kW7PB привет! Привет всем, я американец. Мне сказали, я должен отправить здесь на 2-канальный и что вы, ребята находят меня экзотика или некоторые такие вещь. Я здесь, чтобы ответить на любые интересующие Вас вопросы обо мне и что я могу ответить о моей стране. Пожалуйста, имейте в виду, что, хотя я написал на русском на Квиток я на самом деле не в состоянии понять язык сожалению. И я сожалею о несоответствии между отметкой времени и текущего времени, у меня были некоторые трудности с поиском кнопку, чтобы сделать нить и с искаженным.
>>103170211 (OP) Can you give us a tip how to detect an american. It should be an explicit question easy to answer for an american but not for a russian. Something tricky.
>>103185587 "What is the definition of terrorism?" If the person is capable of answering that question without stumbling over their words and contradicting themself then they're not an American for sure.
привет! Hello everyone, I'm an American. I was told I should post here on 2ch and that you guys find me exotic or some such thing. I'm here to answer any questions you have about me and what I can answer about my country. Please keep in mind that though I've written in Russian on the paper slip I'm not actually able to understand the language unfortunately. And I'm sorry about the discrepancy between the timestamp and the current time, I had some difficulty with finding the button to make a thread and with the captcha.