Proofs or gtfo
I'm trying to, but a 169KB file is too big for this chan.
I'll post it in imgur.
https://imgur.com/a/IOpM3
Sitting with fiend in summer café
Ok, seems legit. Bump for you bro
Now that there is proof, post your best webms.
How do I post webms here?
How do I post webms here?
Globe of Russia
Use this
Bestest russian grill
the best russian man shkolnik
Russian Popeye Frog
> russiabros
> brazil
topkek
Picrel true russinbro
> brazil
topkek
Picrel true russinbro
Sry for sage
Solova Oockrayeene!
Go nahuuuy
HUE-HUE-HUE?
The pic is about war between ponifags and moderators.
Gut engrish es so gut.
The pic is about war between ponifags and moderators.
Gut engrish es so gut.
Mine looks like this though.
Bump
Sorry for bad quality.
Anyway, it doesn't have the webm option.
Again compress, fucking jackal!
>pic
Don't feed the animals.
Вот тебе и дружбомаг.
Don't feed the animals.
Вот тебе и дружбомаг.
Click on that box with grey bold text and choose your webm file
Obosralsya blyad'
I think I got it. Thanks.
It sucks that I can't post mp4.
What's going on there?
A fight during carnival celebration, and then a guys shows up with a gun, out of nowhere.
What does the pic to the right says?
This one here is one of the best I have. Not so good for non portuguese speakers tho
HUEHUEHUE
you today - you tomorrow
Consider the future
You - today (on the left box)
You - tomorrow (on the right box)
mad english skillz itt
Os Brasileiros provavelmente é a raça e nação mais inferior no nosso planeta,eles so receberão independência por causa do papeleiro Dom Pedro,não querer entregar o puder a monarquia legitima Portuguesa,zucas eu mijo para cima das bocas bocas,e na \Europa 90 por cento das putas são da sua nação o zucas de merda!
You today bernd - you tomorrow gurl. It's not about traps in real.
Think of your future! That's you today and there's you tomorrow.
Why so mad?
This is best brazilian grill.
Porque eu odeio a merda do vosso dialecto,que polui uma língua tao maravilhosa como o Português,vocês são uma colónia e vai continuar a se la,vocês não fizeram nada de jeito depois da saída do portugal!!!
More of her.
This is the most beautiful man in Brazil.
Are you using a translator or do you speak Portuguese? Anyway, we surpassed Portugal.
Are you using a translator or do you speak Portuguese? Anyway, we surpassed Portugal.
What's going on in there?
Claro que falo Português caralho!!Provavelmente vocês ultrapassaram o Portugal na pobreza mas vocês sempre vão continuar a ser a nossa colónia(passando por ca cidadão Português)
This is the most beautiful man in Russia.
This is the most beautiful man in Russia.
I lost to this one.
Somos mais ricos que Portugal, amigo. Mas eu não tenho problemas com Portugal. Meu avô é português, tenho família perto de Braga, um pouco mais ao norte.
This is the door to the cockpit of the Russian electric train. The author tells about the innovative door lock ... and uses a finger as a key.
He's actually showing that nobody gives a fuck about security there that anybody can get access there
I'm sorry but Putin is prettier.
This one here is MG-tan. MG is one of the 24 states of Brazil.
São mais ricos,mas tem o nível de vida muito menor,isso só demonstra a inferioridade racial e genética dos Brazucas perante os Portugueses!
There is a 2ch-tan
This is MGtan and PRtan getting sexual.
What does it feels like to live in Brazil?
Sim, temos áreas bem fudidas por aqui. Também não gosto do BR, e como disse antes, não tenho problemas com Portugal, já que eu venho dai.
This one is a average MG habitant.
Powol nahui.
Te voy hablar castellano porque portugués solamente entiendo pero nunca lo estudié. Mira, soy el otro anónimo de España que está mirando como va esta conversación. Y sabes, tio, estás diciendo una mierda aquí. Joder, ¿cómo se puede comparar el desarrollo ecónomico de un país del tercer mundo con el país del primer? Hace un par de años que tenía ganas de ir a Brasil para follar unas putas de Rio de Janeiro pero ya no quiero. Viruses, disturbios, golpe de estado (se puede llamar la situación que pasó con su gobierno así)... Puta mierda.
Sinceramente,
El anónimo español.
It sucks most of the time. Next year I'm moving to Deutschland, going to university there.
Hope I can stay there for the rest of my life.
This is MGtan talking to SPtan, PRtan is jealous.
Não foi um golpe. Mas como eu já disse antes, eu não gosto daqui, só não acho Portugal superior.
What does this means: Ошибка автообновления: Ошибка парсинга ответа сервера
Pffff,mas todo o mundo acha.
Autoupdate error
I'm scared to click this.
isso significa que o servidor teve problemas de actualização
Ok, thank you m8
Socialmente? Sim.
Economicamente? Não.
¿Realmente quieres decir que esto no es un golpe de estado? Pero coño no me digas eso. El presidente legitimo fue eliminado del sistema político gracias a las acciones de un grupo de gente corrupta que quiere tener el poder en sus manos. ¿Todavía no piensas que es un golpe?
Who dafuq is this slut?
What is this cute grill saying?
She's my gf.
OP
If you have a microphone you can try to say something on russian and record it using this:
http://vocaroo.com/
Just write what you want me to translate into russian and i'll give you the transcription
That would be fun
If you have a microphone you can try to say something on russian and record it using this:
http://vocaroo.com/
Just write what you want me to translate into russian and i'll give you the transcription
That would be fun
A nossa Constituição prevê a remoção(Impeachment) de um presidente que comete crimes/fode o país.
Ok, I want to try.
I don't know what to say, though. Give me some russian meme or some shit like this.
Is it legal to fuck 14yo grillz in Brasil?
Marie... good name xD
How long is your dick?
>How long
первект енгриш, орнул
why this cat is soo happy?
Yes. The age of consent is 14.
15.5 cm, 16cm if motivated.
cuz he has pancakes, and you not
Esta decisión puede ser conciderada legitima solamente en el caso cuando el Tribunal Constitucional y parlamento ya declararon su opinión que tiene que ser igual: remoción del presidente por el motivo de excistencia del delito cometido. En este caso concreto la solución del TC no había sido declarada de manera la cual se ha de hacer.
Ok, try to say 'Spasibo abu za shatanie makabi'
say "dratuti" or "moyo uvazheniye"
>Yes.
And it's ok? People do this? Is this popular?
Make photo of your dick, please
More of the best girl of brazil, living in Ohio, USA
KappaRoss
KappaRoss
>I lost to this one.
Мне кажется, вот тут русский спалился.
Well...although it is legal to do it it'll make you look bad, people will cause a shitstorm and your social and professional life will be ruined. Too many SJW these days.
I'll say both.
Her name is Eduarda Kloster, if anyone wants to know.
>Well
ty
roll
roll
Roll.
Tell me what I got.
another 1 roll, soviet music edition
jail
>136843840
Dating 15yo is a normal thing, though. At least if you're under 30.
>best
in russian dats normal 2, but u can have sex only if she's 16
ezzhi
*russia
Gerouam slaghva
A ya prosto tak sry
>u can have sex only if she's 16
And if you are not her teacher.
if she's 16 - fuck her without bad consequences
> if you are not her father.
Fixed
We'll see
2ch-chan
>> only if you are her father.
Fixed
Before I record anything.
What does this means?
What does this means?
Странно,что никто ещё этого не сделал.
Иди нахуй с моих двачей. Обамка-обезьяна.
Иди нахуй с моих двачей. Обамка-обезьяна.
first one - "thank for makaba's swaying, abu(2ch creator)
second - variation of "hello" and "my respect"
What is the most often target of racism jokes on Br?
This
Is a local meme. Abu is a 2ch admin, makaba is a 2ch engine. And if 2ch works bad we say 'Abu shataet makabu' means Abu fucks makaba
Почему он держит руки снизу руля? Он вообще водить умеет?
Blacks and people from the Northeast part of the country.
Enjoy
Сам так иногда руки держу, когда всё нормально на дороге
Vocaroo incoming.
This is the best Brazilian meme.
I see what you did there
By the way.
Can any of you say: Caralho, como eu odeio crioulos.
Sup, i am russian, fell free to ask me.
For real. Nice cheap car, but there's no wheel alignment angles in most of service software here. And the parts worth their weight in gold because Volkswagen do Brazil.
Nice, now you can speak Russian
> Caralho, como eu odeio crioulos.
That was really nice dude, thx
>Caralho, como eu odeio crioulos.
what does it means?
How did I go?
It means:Holy shit, I hate niggers.
What was nice?
You vocaroo is nice, i pressed ctrl+v and pasted that
">Caralho, como eu odeio crioulos."
You have some mistakes in few sounds, but your accent sounds good.
Kek
>What is this cute grill saying?
You should fucking know it! It's fucking classic!
OP are brazilian men beautiful?
Thanks. Me russian now?
Camwhore thread?
Dvachuyu
Nice
I don't know. I believe I'm average.
This is a brazilian that is considered beautiful.
It is to be used in femanon threads or alikes. It's an OC produced in a BR chan. The picture basically tells the girl "Tits or GTFO".
Yes, get your balalaika and matroyshka in the nearest Russian embassy.
I'll be contacting the closest embassy to my house.
Do you think these are funny?
*Do you guys
Fixed.
What about girls?
But wait, you don't have Russian passport! There's one for you.
Пруфы что и правда бразилец уже были?
Пост номер три, слепуша.
3 пост, пиздоглазый
Хайв
Посаны, я нуфака поймал!
I think these are cheeki-breeki.
>"Tits or GTFO"
We've got something like our own invented philosophy under the motto "The girls are not needed" or "Tian is Not Needed" TNN. It has become a meme.
Чини детектор
>The last one
LOL
Yes, they are. And here you can find the biggest variety of girls. We have women for all tastes. If you go south you find fair-haired and white girls. If you go north, or to Rio de Janeiro, you can find the brazilian girl stereotype, black or mulatto, ass, a lot of ass and nymphomaniac.
Give me your opinions. What do you think of these girls? None of them are models or any thing. Actually, they used to study with me.
But girls have started opposite philosophy – The guys are not needed.
So, there won't be any russians in 2100.
2nd one is so fucking cute. God damn
What are they saying?
3rd pic seems good for me.
Can you post moar your girls?
You nigger?
Да, похер. Даже если ты ещё живой двач помнишь — всё равно ньюфаг. Потому что нихуя не понимаешь разницы, когда реально хайв, а когда просто ответили дважды на вопрос, который предполагал только один ответ, бля.
He was asking for proofs
They said to watch on post#3
Sup, brazil anon. We still hate Putin.
>They said to watch on post#3
How amazingly hideous this is.
Ты прав, я неправ. Будь няшей
I think so. I have Portuguese, French and Italian ancestry. But the outside world says that Brazilians can't be white so...
Why?
— Any proofs this man is real brasilian?
— See 3rd post, cutie-blindie.
— 3rd post, you fucking blind.
— Lol, hivemind
— Guys, I just catched a newfag!
— Fix your detector
Hello, comrade!
>catched
huyatched
Spasibo, Aboo!
> Any
KANDEKHAYEM VESELEI
Here you go.
I used to like the 1st on High School. Never had the balls to try anything though.
Hi, I'm admin.
Спасибо, Абу!
Спасибо, Абу!
Best rus song clip
Hello.
No, I don't like anybody :(
Hi man, how about shooting and gangs and other stuff in place where you live?
2nd girl is amazing too
- guy
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
And this is our hero - Roma The Jumper.
Also we got many webm which we cant post because of one dirty fucktarded monkey. Say спасибо to Абу for this)0
Абу благословил этот пост.
Also we got many webm which we cant post because of one dirty fucktarded monkey. Say спасибо to Абу for this)0
Абу благословил этот пост.
What about anime?
About porn?
Brazilain are hate USA?
is this two separate countries?
Will try to find a BR gf that suits you.
Where I live is pretty calm, we had a burglar is the neighborhood last week tho. He was caught and no damage was caused. The real violence in Brazil is concentrated in the Northeast region.
Nay.
What about it? If I like anime?
Cute boy :3
Do you like anime?
I've just met him, but I'm sure I'd trust my life to Roma.
all our webm.are in webm threads, so you can go there to find something
>If I like anime?
If you do, you can get serious injuries in Russia. Nobody love animefags, propaganda tells that they want sell our east islands to Japan.
Yes, but I don't watch it that much. Right now I'm watching RE:Zero.
The first one is the kind of girl that seems to be very attractive but doesn't turn me on at all. Who knows what it is? inb4 but nope
Sad but true.
inb4 impotence but nope
fix
Sieg Heil!
It's one of the best russian philosopher - Eskobar, main vocalict of Breador band. He telling about his axiom.
> I'm watching
Don't. Just don't. Drop it after 13.
Hi, I'm coming for you
whell kown russian
Hue, that's fucked up.
Der Deutsch volk heil!
Its only aamong betas of 2ch
Irl it s all ok here
зачем выкладываешь?
But I'm in episode 22.
Is this an English speaking thread or what?
But u shold't trust to his mother, she is really bad woman(9
Thsi is our dancers)0
it's rus or brasil language thread, no english please
Then you're beyond saving. Learn jap @ read ranobe.
at, bitch
how do you even manage to fuck up absolutely every fucking thing
By the way, are there too many nazis in Mother Russia?
Make a choice: soap from the table or bread from the close-stool
>brasil language
But I only speak Mexican and Argentinian.
how to detect pidorashka - he likes teachs others
Molodoy chelovek, proidite nahoooy, spasibo.
Sorry, me monkey.
Soap from the table.
theay are pretty same, you sholdnt feel the difference
What?! You live in Brasilia on the America!!!!!!!!!!!! You shoud speak Brasilian and American!! u r fake!!!
what a nyasha
No idea, but they are got a lot of troubles because of we was fighting with Germany at 1941-1945. This is one of the nazi, Tesak, he is very kind, isn't it?
A dog is a nyasha too for you.
even you nashka for me
More girls.
Haruko Haruhara хотя ты просто нюфаня русская, не пизди мне, но я добрый
Let's nyashitsya. Where are you from?
What do you think about little girls?
Pedophile, please
He sure is.
What is going on there? Are they punishing a fag or something?
I'd rather stay away from them, Mr.Officer.
You are welcome, bro!
Siberia
He was going to fuck a little boy
OP, btw how did you find 2ch?
No they are making a show for homophobes.
I am going to fuck your dead mom.
I think nope, and they are really just punishing a fag, sm anon can tell more i think
Fuck, I'm from St.-Petersburg.
Batya, blyat, ne nado
There's a russian on a brazilian chan, 55chan.org, on /int/, he has talked about 2ch.
Also, in the beginning of this year some russians kind of "raided" another BR chan.
HELLO, MY DEAR CARNIVAL-LOVING BRO. IT'S ME, YOUR GLORIOUS AND OMNIPOTENT MASTER. I'M HERE TO ASK YOU ABOUT THE MOST BEATUFIL THING: CHUBBY ASIAN BOYS. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THEM? WHICH ONE IS YOUR FAVORITE?
u r disgusting
> kind of "raided"
> kind of
Did they post dolls? Or post pics only?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnUzXPPp-6A
Well known russian meme. Nn the nuttshell - just modern street philosophy.
Okay, thanks
2:00 a.m. I am goind to bed.
Good night OP, thx for interesting thread, was nice to talk to you
> so post your best
FUCK YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN FAMILY
DON'T HATE ME CUZ I'M BEAUTIFUL
Сохраните тред на архиваче, плез
Она же турка
They just stayed there for a while, one week or so, claiming that 2ch sucks.
Here is 4pm. Good night, nice talking to you guys too.
YOU BETTA SAVE YOUR ANUS, CUZ I'M MAD
SICK BASTARD, I'M STILL WAITING FOR YOUR ANSWERS
Post the average russian girl, so I can make comparisons.
Sorry, but I think you're disgusting.
from one of good russian ytp
Pick whoever youy want. They're beautiful and they know that
Тебе надо, ты и сохраняй.
Exept her eblo. Average eblo is much better, but I have only pron ITHD.
This is russian police officer's rations
Don't burn the office
Sodomeet
THAT WAS THE SAME THING I TOLD TO YOUR MOM WHEN SHE TRIED TO SUCK MY DICK.
take a photo of a friend
It's a bit difficult cuz in russia live a lot of nations actually. There is no sort of typical appearance. Russian irls are really different.
I'll choose the one that is showing the middle finger.
WAT ARE U DOING WITH ME SODOMIT
Nice girl, you have more?
This one was already posted.
Where the boy wants to come?
Kekes
Her jawline is weird.
TACO BURRITO MUCHACHO
This is trolls
I would send you some good photos but i dont have any :(
Well, you have no taste in women. I'd chose the left one with short hair and crossed arms.
Спасибо, добра тебе
test
What about her?
Yes, I do have more.
She looks great too.
huest
Thank you
FEIJOADA ACARAJÉ PASTEL DE CARNE
What do you mean?
You're welcome.
Mmm... Very sexy nyasha. I would have sex with him.
I,m fag from /ga/
Could you find ones not from instagram or snapchat and without shit ton of filters?
Do all "white" girls in your country look the same? post some japs maybe.
I lost on this image!!!
Styopa, you ruined everything, everything!!
Your're fag from /vk/
Сам ты жирный, пиздатая тянка же. Окромя ебала. Тощая ещё, правда, но это поправимо.
Nieeet. S chego ty eto vzyal? Ya tam dazhe ne byl nikogda.
Posmeyano s podlivoi.
stop this cringe parade pls
You have two chairs. First one with cocks erected hard, the second one has peaks sharpened sharp.
Which onw will you let your mother sit on, and which one will you choose for yoursef?
Which onw will you let your mother sit on, and which one will you choose for yoursef?
I don't have any pics that are not from social media, sadly.
There is a lot of japs in Brazil, the biggest Japanese population outside of Nihon itself, I don't know any though, since most of them live in Southeast.
Most of them had no filter, I believe.
Fucked your mother in the ass while she layed on your dad when i was in Brasil. Great country tho.
She's one of the most popular top models in Russia. It's sad that she's not so popular in other countries.
What are you doing on your imageboard?
Sodomit
Third one looks fine.
Don't know what that is.
Here you go.
"your" or our?
Надо бы тоже на форч набежать.
Ti i na sobsku nabejish
> You've got two chairs in front of you. There are some hard dicks on the first one, and some sharp knives on the other.
> Which one will you sit on yourself, and which will you leave for your mother?
I,m sit to cocks erected, mother could stand.
Some memes for you
Your (Brazilian imageboard)
Sobaku
Fixed
>sit down on
fastfix
Bruno its you?
Vk is analogue Facebook
I'm not doing anything there, since I'm here.
Nope.
brbr huehuehue
DESIGNATED
A knife in the eye or once in the ass?
Он не с форча, он с 55chan.org
Ты тред вообще не читал штоле?
>wtf no russian gf
hohol please
>Third one looks fine.
She is a teacher of physics
Please translate?
1 and 2 pics is a very very LOL.
Dushevnye memesy, blyad.
HERE COMES DAT EBALO,OH SHIT NACHUI WADDUP
We have ancient forest called Taiga and big mountain chain Ural. So we need shaman to awake dragon who lies under the mountain, he need to call spirit from forest. Do you have shamans there? Could you sing "ZOLOTAYA CHASHA ZOLOTOYA NAPOLNYAET AROMATOM CHAYA", please? It will be very helpful.
I have to go now, thanks for the entertaining afternoon.
Bye.
Bye.
>Should make raid to 4chan
>He is not from 4chan, he is from 55chan.org. Did you even read the thread?
He's not from 4chan, he from 55chan.org
Thread do not read or what?
Создал тред на форче, всем похуй. Как привлечь внимание?
Пушо ты еблан
А ты хорош! Лучше меня перевел.
Скажи, что ты тян.
надо на роботе9000 создавать, деб
What's the thread about?
You might also be ignored if there are too many mistakes in the OP. People are like "wtf is this" and scroll on.
Что за робот9000? Я знаю что это доска, но для чего она?
Какой няшный, похожий на азиата кун на 4-ом пике. Аж шишак пробудился.
Этот тот самый /b/
DUH V KOTOROM SCHASTYE OBITAAAEEET, ZOLOTAYA CHASHA, ZOLOTAAYAAA.
Its greatest advert-video. Very love it!
NE DYSHITE NA SHEDEVR, BLYAD!
LOL.
OP are you still around
Bye. Come back someday.
*DOM, V KOTOROM SCHASTYE OBITAET...
Fixed.
Бампай его почаще. Может кто и заметит.
Чет годноты ему так и не подкинули ;(
gtfo - get the fucking out? Но неправильно же
Какой, например?
Go To Fuck OFF
Так пости годноту.
Что неправильно?
i see
Как будто бразильский анон не видел этого всего у себя на родине.
Это ж бразильские карнавалы.
I heard brazilian men are pussies.
Congratulations m8.
Юзай!
roll
хуевый вебм
Roll
PS4 нужен за 1000 USD?
Покидайте расправ/избиения и прочей хуета Бразильской
ну прошу вас
покидайте, уменя мало
I'm here to trade memes and webms, so post your best.
Also, ask me anything.