>>67911118
I sit on the dicks, mom sit on my legs.
>>67911118
Мать на члены, сам на мать. В английский не могу. Перевести могу все, что угодно, а сам говорю с трудом. Просто из-за страха скать что-то не правильно, ошибиться с грамматикой и так далее.
>>67911118
FORK IN EYE OR BUTTSEX ONE TIME?
>>67911365
Catch this pidoraxa
>>67911365
>страха скать что-то не правильно, ошибиться с грамматикой и так далее.
Как побороть эту хуйню?
>>67911466
i don't see any one-eyed persons here
>>67911588
Анус твой пидораха. Лучше посоветуй, как избавиться от СТРАХА
OMESHKIN BETTER GO YOU PROBZDETSYA, LOOK HOW GOOD WEATHER OUT.
>>67911945
OH, U WITH YOUR COMPLUCKTOR AGAIN. IT'D BETTER IF YOU FIND A GIRL
>>67911945
Каноничный англичанин в треде.
>>67911945
GO FUCK YOU SELF, I AM LIKE A OWLET.
>>67911708
Пиши тексты и проговаривай их несколько раз.
>>67912123
It'd BEEEEE better if find a girl.
OR
You'd better go find a girl.
>>67912252
Thank you, darling.
COLLECT MONATKI AND GO ON THE DICK
>>67911118
Honestly, sire, I would rather take all the lances sharpened off the chair and cut the dicks erected with them.
>>67912193
Не могу писать тексты сам. Просто нет фантазии и тот же страх, что ошибусь. Кстати говоря, произношение очень хорошее. Но разговаривать все равно трудно.
OH, OMEZHKIN, CAN YOU GET HERE AND TUNE MY COMPLUCKTOR? I'LL BE VERY THANKFUL
>>67912512
It's dangerous to go alone, take this:
sharedtalk.com
>>67912512
Дрочи правила и орфографию, хули.
>>67912505
google translator fuck your butt
>>67912517
@
YOU PREPARED TO FUCK THAT HOT CHICK
>>67911118
THIS ROOM HAS IDENTICAL SQUARES
IN THIS ROOM ARE STANDONG TWO CHAIRS
ON ONE THERE ARE PEAKS
ON OTHER ARE DICKS
WHICH ONE YOU WILL CHOOSE FOR YOUR MOTHER
- Clean this fucking shit, take this.
- What, with a fork?!
- Clean the shit! Sit down already! Sit! Clean!
- Fuck. How should I clean it with a fork?!
- Clean! I want it clean.
- Fucking show me how!
- Clean!
- What "clean", you fucker? How am I supposed to clean this with a fork? What are you complete moron? Show me how to clean this with a fork!
- Clean, you bitch! That's how it has to be done. Look. Faster, faster! Clean-clean-clean-clean-clean... Clean! The shit. Clean it!
- Oh shit, you are doing nice. Do it yourself.
- Come on. Keep working!
>>67912801
standing.
Ебать, я облажался.
>>67912746
@
TOMORROW YOU WILL GO TO HER, TUNE HER PC AND GETS OUT. AND YOU KNOW IT.
@
YOUR POOCAN IS FLAMED
>>67912682
Oh, lewl. I just didn't change word order of "хуи дроченые" и "пики точеные".
>>67912746
OMEZHKIN,OMEZHKIN,WAKE UP,YOU SHITTED YOURSELF
>>67912606
Да я все это знаю, но все равно страх есть.
>>67912596
Ок, спасибо. Попробую там скилл набивать.
YOUR BATYA'S BRIEFS WITH A TURD STRIPES
>>67912682
your too, dude
>>67913294
ROMKA THE JUMPER
Sup, /b/ros. How can I improve my vocabulary? My grammar is not perfect too, I can speak with natives almost fluently, but my Achilles' heel is vocabulary, because I'm always forgetting simple words which are being used everyday.
Bro! Bro!
I fucking hate it.
How was your sleep? Bro?
You're probably hungry.
Holy shit! Get the fuck out of here!
What's-a happened?
Have you shitted yourself, dumbass?!
No, i didn't poo. I brought you something to eat.
Motherfuckig faggot! What the fuck have you done, dumbass!
What is with you? I brought you to eat.
You've shitted after all, idiot. Take that shit fucking away from here!
????
I brought you to eat...
What did you bring me to eat! You're dumbass! Why are you smeared with shit, idiot!
I've already eaten, i...
Fucking faggot! Bitch!
Take that shit fucking out of here!
Holy shit! And shitted all over the floor!
I wanted you something to eat...
Fucking idiot! I'll fucking kill you now!
I will fucking kill you now!
I brought you to eat.
You are a faggot.
To eat...
You're crazy, fucking mother.
With whom am i put in one cell...holy shit.
I'm honestly telling, i only wanted to do a good deed for you, i didn't...
Shit? What good deed!
Why did you shit on the plate!
We're eating from it.
Why the fuck did you smear yourself with shit!
I'll fucking kill you!
...my button teared off...
I didn't shit......god deed...
I will kill you now! I will fucking kill you!
Do you realize i'll kill you now?
[gibberish]
Step under dripping water and wash yourself, bitch!
Governor! Governor!
This idiot has shitted! Governor!
Step under water so that you were clean!
Did you understand!!!
So that you were clean, bich!
Shitted yoursef, faggot!
Governor! He's shitted himself! Wash him or otherwise i won't be sitting here!
I won't be sitting together with this shit-eater!
Breakfast will go bad...
?????
[gibberish]
Go, wash yourself! Wash yourself or i'll kill you!
Go there! So that you, bitch, were clean in five minutes! Or i will
fucking strangle you with my own hands!
[gibberish]
Put this plate away and wash yourself!
Put this plate away! I don't need your shit!
Step away! Step away, i said!
[gibberish]
Go, wash yourself!
Leave the plate alone and wash yourself!
Put in on the floor! On the fucking floor!
Take it way from me, bitch! Take that shit away!
Wash yourself or i'll kill you right away!
Bitch, dumbass...fucking dumbass!
Step away from me! Step the fuck away from me, i said!
And put plate on the floor! Wash yourself, faggot!
Shitted all over the place.
Such stench!
...i wanted to be friends with you,
we would've eaten....
All smeared with shit!
Keep away from me! Put the plate away!
Get away!
Wash yourself, fucking wash yourself!
Wash your fat fucking belly!
Governor! Get that fucker away from me!
What to eat? Who ate? You ate bread? Didn't you guzzle shit?
I told you to wash yourself!
Wash yourself, faggot, wash yourself!
KHOHOL SLUTS SUCK DICKS OF CRIMEA GODS
NOW IT'S THREAD OF RACE INGLISH BUTTHURTS
IN VBIDLYATNE MEET WITH TOT 10/10, FROM YOUR UNIVERSITY
@
SHE IS SMART, CUTE AND DOSEN'T LIKE A SLUT OR STUPID CUNT
@
SUDDENLY IT'S EASY FOR YOU TO COMMUNICATE WITH HER, YOU HAVE COMMON INTERESTES,
COMMON MUSICAL PREFERENCE, SHE TALKS THAT YOU'RE NICE, INTERESTING GUY
@
YOU'RE DREAMING LIKE YOU GONNA MARRYED, AND HOW ARE YOU GONNA CALL YOUR CHILDREN
@
NEXT DAY YOU SEE HER IN IVAN EROHIN'S HANDS, HE TOUCHES HER AND SHE LAUGHS AND SHOUTS 'OI VANECHKA))))'
@
YOUR PERDAK JUST BRUST ON A LITTLE PIECES, IN EVENING YOU'RE TRYING TO ASK HER ABOUT THAT CASE AND THAT GUY.
@
SHE SAYS 'OH NEVER MIND, OMESHKIN, IT'S JUST A FRIEND, WE'RE ONLY GET COMMUNICATE'
Noob in talking are here. Have no enough practise in writing, can write without dictionary, but it's slowly and inconherent sometime. Give me an advice, anonimous.
>>67913751
HE'S JUST A FRIEND
@
FRIEND WITH A BIG COCK
>>67913751
It's better to say POOPER instead of PERDAK.
>>67911466
GO WASH UP,MANYA
>>67913751
GET OUT FROM SOCHAH AND SCROLL THE FORCHAN
>>67912512
So just fucking try it. What's so bad would happen if you had writing some text here?
>>67914008
>SOCHAN
fukken losed
>>67913998
you'll die at the end of the movie.
>>67913113
it's called a skidmark
>>67914110
it's a wordfilter, you dumbass.
PHILOSOPHER WITH HIS MASK DISCOVER THE MOM'S TIGHT ANAL
>>67914165
newfags can't napisat sоsаch
what is this? is it some kind of four-cheen bullshit again? go back to your reddit hole where came from fucking faggots
>>67911118
Take all the lances and then cut erected dicks with it.
>>67914304
SHMON'KA
>>67913936
Awesome! I think we gotta make a b-level dictionary for words like this.
PREDAK — POOPER
EOT — THERE'S ONE THYAN
OMEZSKA — ...
...
Also, do english speaking anonimous use a word 'thyan'? It's japanise word, so it soundes identical in different languages, I guess.
>>67914008
Nice idea, is there somethink like /b/?
>>67914304
FIGHTER LOSED HIS FIGHT AND WAS FUCKED ON THE RING
>>67914397
enjoy sucking our dicks, sagaman.
>>67914397
so aggressive
much butthurt
>>67914469
I want to watch that video if it's not a gay pron
>>67914458
thyan-tan in engrish
>>67914560
its a gay porn
wuddup homies
Well let's look at , what you wrote )) Seems like you're really a contused , mentally injured imbecile )) I can say this face to face ,how about you come and listen?) All this bullshit that you wrote is just plain simple fucking lies , you indoor rambo)) your life wouldn't get better cuz you wrote a lot)) bullshiting isn't a hard job, lots of fags like you melted in spring )) People say about fags like you: Mom didn't want it, dad didn't even try) Read my message to you closely and try to analise it and make some conclusions for yourself)
>>67914458
It's chan. Like Osaka-chan or Putin-chan. It comes from the japanese language. The "thyan"-word appeared through the fucked up russian translations.
>>67914644
dat a win
>>67914458
>japanise
>soundes
>somethink
Зато >we gotta make, хули.
>>67914915
nothing to say - fuck to grammar mistakes
laughs-shits
>>67911118
боардс.4чан/b/thread/545870702
вопрос опа на форчане
want to say something
@
don't know english very well to say, well, even to wrote smth
@
fuck this thread, i'm out
>>67915148
Zaebon' sounds cool af
YOU WILL MAKE ME CRAZY WITH YOUR GAEMS
>>67911118
>A SHARPENED LANCES ON IT'S SURFACE
>IT'S SURFACE
>IT'S
>ENGLISHMEN ITT
Top Sage
>>67914915
Thanks for notes. I'm trying to write quickly, and don't forget about grammar and sence, so mistakes like that can meet frequently, unfortunately.
Also, I have learned english one year yet.
George Byron was born in London on the river Thames.
кто проходил ielts?
MAD BALL
THE BALL BECOME MAD,CAN YOU CONTROL IT!
>>67915827
15lvl,advansed
>>67915746
>I have learned english one year yet.
yasno
When i was 15 year old and went to shit, my father roll around the toilet and always ask's "Why you are quiet, why I'm not hear you?". When first time I didn't answered him, he began breaking the door and, shouting "Why are you keeping your mouth closed, what happened with you!?". He started to swear and tell the he will lift the door off it tinges.
Дальше я понял, какой у меня хуевый английский и дропнул перевод.
SON-BASKET, WAKE UP, WAKE UP YOUR PANTS DRESS UP.
>>67915966
>advansed
ммм
>>67915746
ONLY ONE YEAR, BITCH! DO U UNDERSTAND ME FUCKING DICKHEAD?
>>67916185
Yes I do. I already had understood how much epic I shitted myself, fucking perfect time.
>>67916431
>fucking perfect time
fucking perfect time to gtfo
>>67916050
once,i was shitting and fathah was standing far from toilet. I cleaned my butt, and sitted on the floor,near the big hole and looked on the hole, and there is a fathah,watched in the hole,and said"are you a yebanutiy? what are you doing there"
>>67916672
pls no ruderinos
>>67916672
Okay.
I think times in English are fucking bullshit, i will not learn them. I will study only a lot of words and i am sure any nigger easily anderstaned me.
sorry for my grammar
Проигрываю с вас. Могу пояснить за ошибки в разговоре почти любого, кто пишет.
>>67917162
Start now.
i'm 20 years old and bearded
troll, liar, virgin
YA WATCHIN' YER COLORED HORSES AGAIN? GO AN' HOOK UP WITH SOME GAL.
>>67917162
Lol, newfag is in this itt thread.
>>67917205
I need to sleep. Bye.
>>67917325
>is
Лишнее.
>>67916748
also,fathah drinked strange herbs,and shited five times per day,and said,that his butt is burning,and farted
>>67917205
And while you would do this i will fuck you mother vaginae.
>>67917394
finally it's cuntish
>>67917162
I'm getting lost because of you! Though I'm able to specify all the spoken language ever done by any casual poster.
>>67917408
suck your mother's dick, idiot
>>67917538
С тобой все норм. Заткнись.
пиздец хуйни понаписывали ебантяи
даже в иглише пидораха остается пидорахой
>>67917700
>>67917719
slavs are not allowed here. speak engrish or move along
[url]>>67917538
> because of you
Could not resist, sorry
>>67917719
You suck/
>>67916064
lel
>>67917752
а то что будет инглищянин мамкен
>>67917752
>engrish
Японская жопа не палится.
>>67917823
Go fuck yourself, dumb ass.
>>67917584
Slavonic women don`t have dicks, unlike your black whore.
>>67917969
тебя лучше выебу думбасс
>>67917969
>dumb ass.
ДАМБАС в треде, что делать?
>>67917990
Slavs are slaves of real whitemen.
>>67917969
>dumb ass.
значение знаешь?
SAY 300
>>67918224
threestya!!
>>67918224
THREE HUNDRED
>>67918145
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see?
>>67918297
BUT WHAT IS THE TRICK?
>>67918297
OTSOSI U TRAKTORISTA, PIDR ANGLIYSKIY
>>67911118
LIKE AN OWL
>>67918145
Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it.
>>67918425
English gayman, you motherfucking intolerant pig.
>>67918224
3hunna
>>67918145
No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me?
>>67918145
No. I am the one who knocks!
>>67911118
Idi nahooy chernomaziy black tupoy huy, po-russki blyad, pishi or uyobivay
PSSHH...PSHHH...HELLO YOBA IS THAT YOU?? I CAN'T HEAR YOU...PSSHHH...
>>67918514
Boy.
I am 20 years old.
I work in a company-leader in its industry.
I have a very beautiful and intelligent woman.
I am the leader of the metal group.
I am studying in the best technical university in Moscow.
In my friends go very influential people - from the sons of the directors of the FSB to security directors of taken lonely companies.
And what can you boast, boy?
>>67918387
SUCK A TRACKTOR DRIVERS DICK!
why i must answer on my answers, did no one knew this, you stupid faggots блядь
>>67919108
Because it is shit. Shame on you.
>>67919053
> In my friends go very influential people
What are you talking about? One history better then other
>>67918971
ALLOU, THERE IS NO YOBA THERE IS ONLY BATYA
>>67919419
HOW MUCH DESTROYERS? HOW MUCH, BITCH? IT IS TO BE KNOWN!
>>67919431
HELLO! IS IT LONDON? CAN I SPEAK TO QUEEN YOBA II?
>>67919695
I lost the markup.
>>67919701
SHE DROWNED
>>67919734
IT IS A CLASSIC BLYAD
>>67919830
NO, THE PRINCES DIANA HAS DROWNED IN HER BLOOD
по жести
TO GO TO BLYAD AND BLACKBOND BLYAD AND CHAO BOMBINO V ROT TEBYA EBAT
>>67920203
YESTERDAY VERY WELL PONYAL NYET?
Immolate Improved!
Opportunity is extremely small
I'M A COLONEL! LOOK AT THIS SUIT OF MINE! LOOK AT THOSE STARS OF ITS!
>>67920634
FROM WHAT COLONY ARE YOU FROM?
>>67920634
Go to the Parad!
>>67912193
прочитал как
>Пиши тексты и приговаривай
дюже смешно стало как представил такое
>>67920960
вот я какну и смываю, и ты так делай!
>>67920960
I'M STUPID VATNIK, I'M STUPID VATNIK, I'M STUPID VATNIK
>>67911636
Не сиди на дваче. В любом нормальном обществе толерантно отнесутся к неправильному времени и прочей хуйне. Только здесь тебя смешают с говном, больше нигде
Поясните за лингва льва и englishtown от ef.
Я так понял лев это просто дрочильня слов?
Ингриш таун вроде школа с мировым именем, но цена значительно выше.
На какой стул сесть самому, на какой мать посадить?
ARE YOU CRAZY? WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?
>>67921132
бамп этому неосилятору
>>67921152
DRINK THE HERBS AND TURD 5 TIMES PER DAY
>>67921152
It was here-> >>67916748
>>67921119
OH DON`T CRY PLS AND I PUTT MY LONG DICK IN YOUR NARROW MOUTH
>>67921081
ты, поди, и травы еще пьешь?
>>67921089
ЛАНДАН ИЗ Э КЕПИТАЛ ОФ ЗЕ ГРЕЙТ БРИТАН
>>67914458
> anonimous
>>67921470
Our community forgot that two amazing ladies.
>>67922079
and them little miracle
>>67921427
But your dick is already in your's mother mouth. How you can put your dick in two mouthes at one time?
>>67918470
I'VE LOST WITH SAUCE!
>>67922296
I'm lost.
how to persuade the girl to anal sex?
>>67922875
JUST MASSAGE HER ANAL LIPS
WHY YOU'RE WAS CALLED MY FATHER 'BOLD'?
Well, let's break down in parts, written thee. Impression that you're really lazy, resentful university student. Can you say and protection, ready to come to listen? Thee All that garbage is written plain water , clematis you room. From what you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not. Pouring water not tossing bags, a lot of you in the spring certified. About such work say sources did not want to read, not trying to put a footnote. Heed to my message you try to analyze and draw conclusions for themselves.
There are two chairs. There are sharpened pikes on the one, and jerked dicks on the other. Which of them would you choose to sit on, and on which would you invite your mother to sit?
>>67924021
That is already was ITT
>>67924459
>chairs
You all are fucking idiots.
>Есть два стула
>стула
>>67924583
Prove us wrong, moron
>>67924583
What the fucking difference? You mean we has to use "stools", yeah?
>>67924583>>67924648>>67924870
Споры уровня англотредов в /b. Как правильно "Есть два стула" написать, ну охуеть мудаки.
>>67924870
Well, a stool has no back, while a chair has one.
>>67925314
So, where it written these chairs/stools exactly which are?
SKYPING WITH GF
BATYA APPEARS IN THE BACK IN HIS PANTS WITH POOPSTERS
FARTS AND SAYS NICE BOOBS YA WHO THAT CHICK DO YOU BOM-BOM HER YA?
>>67925627
I waited that post during all the thread
>>67925595
>So, where it written which exactly these chairs are? YOU GOD DAMNED PIDORAHA
Nowhere, and because of it i think the both variants is allowed.
>>67926040
Getting really tired of your shit. Google Image both of the words and you'll learn the difference.
>>67926147
I know that difference, you dolboeb. But nobody says, what kind of sitting meaned in canonical version of that pasta.
LOOK AT THE EROHIN! HE HAS THE GIRLFRIEND ALREADY. WHY YOU'RE DON'T HAVE?
>>67926431
Because i am my nother's basket-son.
GO TO DICK
>>67926384
Wake up, slav, you've fucked up all of the grammar possible.
>>67926519
Ill introduce Sveta to you. Shes my coworkers daughter. Its okay, that she has lichinka. Soviet and love.
>>67926623
you slav too, moron or you're a churka-untermensh?
>>67926586
lost
>>67926720
But I need no chan!
>>67926853
you is
Sup b, ther is one tian, and he does make me battheart.
>>67926895
But women are mercantile, they only need me to feed them and their lichinkas!
поясните за фразу "oh boy here we go". часто вижу в совершенно разных ситуациях и нихуя не улавливаю значения
>>67927088
and what about nyasha-stesnyashas?
>>67927201
Перевести трудно, что-то наподобие "всё правильно сделал" или можно сказать "готово"
>>67927201
Oh boy, here we go.
>>67927230
All of them are jumpin' on Ashot's huyets.
>>67927088
But you sit on my neck, fucking NISCHEBROD, and you will do everything I want, while you live in my flat!
Guys teach me English please. I will be grateful.
>>67927480
Перо под ребро пиндосам. Russia one love!
>>67927525
Do you suck cocks?
>>67927559
First blood!
From your bleeding anus
>>67927614
NYET
>>67927614
I don't.
>>67927525
Ok, repeat: "London is the capital city of Great Britain".
>>67927525
So, read and remember:
Guys, I wonna quick hook in my hole. Who can help to a lonely man? = Здравствуйте, пацаны, мне нужно перекантоваться где нибудь на время. Не подскажите отель получше?
>>67927759
I already now it, i think i need somewhat more tricky.
>>67927802
Go be fat somewhere else
>>67927802
Too fat, i have mastered basic English words and played dota, so i can detect such a bait
>>67927855
Oh, ok. Guys, my ass is burning like fucking Vietnam. USA, I need an intervention.
>>67927624
Got ur mom humiliated, redneck!
>>67927480
But mom, I am a succesful freelancer! I got a lots of money on the internet, im just don't withdrawing it.
>>67927661
Homoanswer in this thread.
>>67928105
>not withdrawing
bystrofiks
>>67926743
Sure, just ignore the main point, and it'll disappear.
Glory to the Ukraine, glory to heroes!
>>67927998
Don't u like Russia u retartd?
I am Russian patriot so i will never say such things.
>>67927802
Представил как анон говорит эту фразу на каком нибудь светском рауте и обзмеился
>>67911466
lose with podleewa
>>67928283
to the heroes, не?
>>67928499
Beatsy?
>>67928499
Lost with podliva
>>67928518
Napevno.
>>67928283
Glory glory Man United
As the Reds go marching on on on!
[url]>>67911118
Это что-то уровня видеорилейтед или даже выше.
>>67928567
Kurwa
>>67928556
> podliva
GRAVY AND/OR SAUCE, BITCH!
>>67928785
Dont bitch on me, bitch!
>>67928631
In the Motherland the Russian army march!
Khokhols, stand side by side, to stop the russian charge!
>>67915827
7.5/9
repoting in. Currently study in the UK.
>>67915861
upd
MAD BALL
THE BALL'S GONE MAD, CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!
>>67916122
edvencid?
BALL GOT MAD
COULD YOU BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT?
COULD звучит как просьба, как сделать, чтобы звучала как ВЫЗОВ?
STUDING THIS BEATIFUL LANGUAGE SINCE 7
@
COULDN'T INTO GRAMMAR IN 22
fuck sake! what is going on over here? one of my friends gave me a link to the thread. I thought that you guys know english much better, much more better.
>>67929128
Would you be able...
>>67929128
Ball, motherfucker! Do you handle it?
>>67929128
The Ball go fucking nuts!
Do you have enough courage to stop it?
ARE YOU FAGGOT OR PEDOPHILE?
>>67929168
Так вот откуда пошли обороты типа "могу В..."
MY BROTHER DIED BY THIS THREAD!
>>67929387
Neither one nor the other.
>>67929387
Philanthropist, so both will suffice.
>>67928920
where exactly?
>>67929387
Поясните, почему не нужны артикли "а".
>>67928724
Не понял тебя
>>67929434
How "by"? Bye-bye, /b/rower.
>>67929549
100k city due southwest
3.5 hours on bus from London
>>67929575
You asking this like i have a knowledge to answer.
>>67929437
Kiss the peniska!
Well, sup, b. I've started to take engrish srsly after I've became addicted to ponies. For almost 2 years I'm reading only in ingrish, amd for more than year I'm watching movies in dat language too (with rus subtitles, trough). Had some conversations in skype with native (usa) speakers (trough one of em was from Philippines and other from some south-american country, but still...
>>67929128
BALL'S GONE WILD
LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE ALL THIS MADNESS
>>67929633
No, please no, I just wanted to make a gift to this little boy, mobile phone.
>>67929636
Why rus subtitiles? English so much better and easy (!) to learn language. I had watched MasterChef. Nature english + subs. It was just wonderful - i understood 70% of speaks.
>>67929682
Поясни за gone.
Я так и не понял, как его использовать.
>>67929619
knowledge - uncountable, you don't need "a" here for sure.
stupid foreigner
London is the capital of great britain
>>67929614
>due southwest
>on bus
somebody is a liar. anyway, could you tell me a bit about your studying? I mean how did find the uni? did you pass any exams? I am interested in it
Im not a gay but sometimes i love to wear up hoses doing some make up and wearing my mom's bra. Then i start penetrating my OCHEKALO with big fat cucumber and then i take it out full of my shit and do a salad with it like on MALAHOV's show, tastes really nice.
>>67929791
I just forgot my skills. 4 years of no-practice (except listening) - it's not a joke, boy. But i decide to rebirth my english.
>>67929808
How great is Britain?
>>67929731
It was an orange juice!
>>67929886
Little bit
>>67929886
She is so great that ur mom was fucked there.
>>67929854
be careful with the articles, mate. also I would advise you to change a bit your sentence structure. good luck!
>>67929886
Your mom still greater.
>>67915746
Seriously? One year?
I've been learning english for 10 years and still can't writwle as xlean as you do
>>67929776
Cause I'm watching movie in the first plase. Trough, I'll be able to write in english almost any phrase that've been said amd I can detect errors and imprecises in translation.
>>67929988
That's what I wanted to hear. Let's fuck, pretty face.
The toppest of all englishman here. Learned by watching films.
AMAAA
No rule telling though, google it.
I can help you, if you don't mind. because one of my russian mates gave me a link to the thread.
>>67929957
Did you see her photos on fb? They are amazing!
Поясните за "hella". Переводится я так понимаю "адски", но почему именно так образованно? Знаю всякие gotta gonna kinda, но тут чет не догадаться
>>67929852
Well, faggots like you, who have a good diploma from school come here to any uni and do a foundation course for one year, then they pass exams and depending on their result they choose a uni.
However, I didnt finish my school in Russia and went str8 to a college here. Currently do A-levels (similar to EGE).
>due
>on
dont see any mistakes here.
Anyway, my English didnt improve, since I dont do a English course and because Im a hikka.
>>67929886
"how great the Britan is?" - i suppose you've meant this.
>>67929991
It's a question of strategy and motivation. I had learned since i was 7. Yep. But stop it in 15. Now it doesn't look like a good language skill. But i saved my feel of language - i could read any text without vocabulary and understand sense of it.
>>67930126
Ok, I have a question. Right now I'm fly on the plane, to my left there's a sea of poop, to my right - forest of dicks, where do I land?
>>67930290
>flying
uncertain-fix
>>67930290
You will definetly land on English grammar.
>>67930170
hell of a
>>67930333
Hope so.
>>67930290
Any sea got island, any forest got glades.
>>67930216
>from 7 to 15
Huh, here's the key. I thought that you have learned english only for 1 year, but it's not true
I also started in 7 and now Im 18
>>67930290
Sea of poo - no poop. Your girlfriend poops when she said you that she need to go.
>>67929779
Ну в данном контексте это что-то типа становиться только в более экспрессивной форме.
I'm going crazy - я схожу с ума.
I've gone insane - я стал сумасшедшим.
GIRLS GONE WILD
ДЕВУШКИ ПОШЛИ ПО БОРОЗДЕ
На самом деле в таком ключе ган можно использовать с не таким уж и большим количеством слов. В основном это gone mad, gone insane, gone crazy, gone wild. Поехал короче.
>>67930423
It's another guy.
I am 21, 22 soon.
>>67929779
Thanks, pal. Could you point up my mistakes and redo the sentence pls? That'd be really nice of yours. Paying some nyasha's as usual.
>>67930455
Are you crazy? What are you doin there?
>>67930509
MOCHERATOR
>>67930193 Why did I ask? Coz I've already been studying for a 3 years at Cardiff uni. Actually, I am not a russian citizen, how could I know that coin a-level by the overseas is a very expensive pleasure.
>>67930290 It's a quiet hard question, haven't chosen yet
>>67929592
Прочти оппост голосом из видеорилейтеда.
>>67930543
>coin
wtf?! doin of course
>>67930509
>At my
>with some
>>67930509
URINRATOOOOOOOR
>>67930543
I study for free, since I have european citizenship.
>>67930618 oh really? How did you get that?
>>67930509
Misscklick. Was reffering to >>67929979
>>67930509
> paraphrase
> nice of you
>>67930543
Yeah, in my country when you go to the army or prison, local folks asking you that question and if you dont answer... Well, you'd better answer.
>>67930662
My grandfather came to Russia from a european country and I still have my non-Russian surname and I think our family also has a flat there or something.
>>67930618 Also, you make a lot and a lot of rude mistakes, it seems that you don't use it quiet often, coz even if you know it bad you r getting better during the time. In spite of you don't see that
>>67930662
Are you a Brit? Because I dont really know much about unis and cities here, so I dont know where to apply. Ive heard London is very expensive to live there, but I can probably cope with it. I wanna do dentistry, what can you advise?
О, о, пацаны!
Как перевести:
почему? потому что иди ка ты нахуй, вот почему
>>67930793
If i will use cool things like "coz" overage guys will not beat me and take me in company ))))
>>67930870
Do a barell roll.
>>67930793
I dont have any friends here. I stay at home from friday afternoon to sunday. Imagine my life.
>>67930734 for fuck sake, why? Is it sort of local usage? Because I don't understand it well yet, can you explain a bit more?
>>67930906
why? because go you for dick, what why
>>67930906
why? coz fuck u dat's why
это с инглиша и перевели кстати
>>67930906
Why? Because fuck you, that's why.
>>67930906
Why? Because FUCK YOU that's why!
>>67930906
Why? Because fuck you, that's why!
And I'm pretty sure that this is back-translation.
>>67930906
>почему? потому что иди ка ты нахуй, вот почему
Why? Coz get the fuck up syka, thats why.
>>67930965
Why?- Just die bitch.
>>67931034
Someone couldn't into TRALLING.
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE BACKYARD PARTY?
YIPPIE-KEE-YAY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Как будет "Не хочу @ не буду"?
>>67931090
Someone is from russland.
чё значит "10\10 would bang"?
>>67931187
You say it like a bad thing
>>67931090
Your mom couldn't. When i was TRALLING up her ass, she kinda exploded her shit all over the place ))))))
>>67931193
10/10 я бы вдул
>>67930941 Can help you, give me your Facebook.
>>67930870 What would you like to visit then? I mean what kind of places, either you prefer to drink as a dirty bastard or you like to see some historical important places? Imma not pretty sure about best place to study dentistry way, anyway there are plenty of sources on the internet. Why don't you use it?
>>67931144
I LIKE PARTIES!
>>67931144
C'MON, ANON, I' SURE YOU INTRESTED IN DIGGING COAL MINE
>>67930958
That's like a ritual, if you know a correct answer then you're a normal person ("bydlo" - that's means "normal person" in russian) and if you dont know a right answer then you will be a black sheep of the group ("intelegent ebaniy" - black sheep in russian), if you a intelegent ebaniy - bydlo of the group will anally rape you, literally.
>>67930982
>>67931003
>>67931004
>>67931012
>>67930965
>>67930991
Thanx, guys.
Do you know, why i thank you?
>>67931302
>places
the fixx
>>67931302
>no friends
>ok, i'll help
>facebook
You're bad, bad mofo.
>>67931387
Because FUCK YOU that's why!
>>67931320
Sorry, but I'm already rear wheel drive.
>>67931369
In mother Russia prison rapes you. That's what you mean, don't you?
>>67931302
Ive deleted my facebook in november since I dont know anyone. And this is a fucking anonymous board. What about skype?
Ive been to London a couple of times, I like it because there are a lot of music festivals. Also, havent bought alcohol here, Im gonna be 18 in 4 days.
>sources on the Internet
Each website says different things.
>>67931365
My mine is bigger than yours, better than yours!
>>67931486
Yeah, prison rapes you, but only if you're a black sheep, if you're a bydlo then you rape the prison.
>>67931412
But I am not at all! Just trying to help as I can, das it.
Переводим поцоны
>>67931480
You mean, you already visiting chocolate fabric daily?
>>67931534
The problem is that I live in Cardiff, but probably in one day we gonna do smth fun. I promise you.
>>67931553
It's just ur EOT's vargina
>>67931320
Not quite. U got two options either u constantly rape other dudes showing who's the straight boss here or u gonna become MANYA and do PODMOIYSA for the rest of your life.
>>67931742
Secret butt fun?
>>67931742
So, do you have skype Cardiff-kun?
>>67931706
> visiting
Man, are you kidding? I am Charlie of the chocolate factories himself.
>>67931686
What's the purpose of maybug life?
Nigga, is that question fucking you? You fucking cunt, in my ghetto you'll be fucking dead if you ask questions like this.
>>67931796
Oh youu.
>>67931747
But Hikkas dont have girl only vaginas instead of penos
>>67931817 noel7774 как-нибудь сходим куда-нибудь :)
>>67931861
Top leld
>>67931686
aи eяяoя haz occuггеd
>>67931686
Syka r u fucking fuck fucker. WHY DO U GIVE A FUCK. SYKA MRAZ we kill fuckers who ask dis fucking questions in my fucking neighbourhood fuck
>>67931764
Russian prisons are like USA they force you to become homosexual.
>>67931978
Ага, а имя ты стер?
>>67931861
Whole my life I've wanted to met you, sneaky bastard. What are you doing at saturday night love? :3
>>67931920
So u can shlikat' instead of tilibon'kat' ?
trap?
>>67931686
- Why may-bug has such a name?
- bitch, fucking asshole, why do you even give a fuck? moronic bitch, if you'll ask such a fucking question around my urb's, you'll be fucking killed, you faggot.
>>67932048
like something bad
>>67932116
I usually have oral speech practice on Saturdays.
>>67932261
Hmm, what about the sunday night then?
Oh shit, anons. I've only now discovered that android's yandex disk can be used while attachig pictures to the post. Gotta move my 2ch pack on ya.d tomorrow.
>>67932261
>I usually have oral practice on Saturdays.
fixed
>>67932393
And how do u do that?
I see no buttons/links here
>>67932531
Just install both dvaсh-browser and ya.d app from play market. When you'll press button "attach image", android will ask you, what app to use.
>>67932387
My place or your place, honey?
That Day Of Victory
It smells like powder
That celebration
Has a hoariness on his temples
>>67933074
VE Day or VP Day, baby?
[url]GUYS CHECK MY AWESOME DICTION AND PRONUNCIATION
>>67931686
-Wherefore cockchafer lives and why does it called so?
-damn u r fuchin asshole DO U ACTULY GIVE A SINGLE SHIT BOUT??? bitch crud for such a lousy questions in my shuga district ull be fuckin killed with fire.
>>67933248
Call me baby one more time and rip your ass apart, fag face!
[url]>>67933355
Харламов, ты что ли? Привет тебе от Батрухи.
IT IS BUTT HURT THREAD?
>>67933563
Do you know the meaning?
[url]>>67933497
You are so sweet, babe. Come to daddy!
>>67933616
no pe
>>67933617
Ok, now you ogrebaesh!
>>67933616
YO BA
>>67933655
O k
[url]>>67933709
Now-now?
Don't get mad, don't be mean
Don't be mad, don't get mean
I don't mean no harm
I can see you with my t-shirt on
>>67933616
No, I don't.
YELLOW CIRCLES
>>67933896
New fag
>>67933870
Your music taste is awful, you know it?
Oh no way! Dafak had happend to my amazingly perfect in every way, gorgeous mozilla?!
>>67933945
What is this a golden post?
>>67927201
>>67927346
Ты че поехавший?
Скорее как "Ну вот, приехали" или "Ну вот, сейчас будет"
>>67933943
YELLOW KING
[url]>>67934007
> Your music taste is awful, you know it?
Haters gonna hate.
>>67933943
Angry circles.
BACKED POTATTY))))))
>>67934098
Или "Ну все, сейчас начнется..." - кто то сказал что то толстое или провоцирующее срач на несколько часов.
>>67934110
YELLOW WATER
>>67934094
It's navalny.
>>67934231
Mocha
SPITEFUL WHEEL))))
>>67934227
Thos. Or just "(nu vse' )poneslas'".
>>67934227
Да, но совсем не то что сморозил тот даун.
А как будет зашквар?
>>67934164
Oh, please! I have bought you all a long time ago. There are only Hindu people left. They write a perfect code.
RISE LIKE A PHOENIX!
>>67934306
It can be green too.
>>67934134
See it -> >>67934164? Thats the music taste, what you got is really bad, makes me think your 10 years old girl, not adult man.
>>67934501
Long live Konchita!
>>67934440
GRAVESED
>>67934565
Get a present from a girl
>>67934164
I like fuck Ukranian girls on one side
And i hear your pork accent when you talk
I am Russian man in Lvov.
>>67934625
mad linguistic!
>>67934906
Damn, thats more dangerous than being gay on a lesbian wedding. My condolences
HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HIS HANDS
HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WILD WORLD IN HIS HANDS
>>67935419
And the world is not enough
HE'S GOT THE LITTLE BITTY BABY IN HIS HANDS
HE'S GOT YOU AND ME BROTHER IN HIS HANDS
HE'S GOT YOU AND ME SISTER IN HIS HANDS
HE'S GOT EVERYBODY HERE IN HIS HANDS
>>67936006
But not me
HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HIS HANDS...
MOSCOVITES ON A BRANCH!
>>67936205
And your butt too, dont be so delusional.
>>67936383
Butt is owned, but my mind is free.
>>67936328
Pig has torn.
Good day, what's going on here? Are you a bunch of son-baskets as the rumours claim?
Also, fuck this site I keep writing the capcha on Медиа field all the time.
>>67936549
Why are you here and not in Konchita-thread?
>>67936607
That's actually the reason why I came here, but then I saw this famous Russian dilemma written in English so I couldn't resist opening the thread and leave a comment.
Thread is going down like the Titanic.
>>67911118
>THERE ARE TWO CHAIRS. ONE OF IT HAS A SHARPENED LANCES ON IT'S SURFACE, AND THE SECOND HAS ERECTED DICKS. WHERE WILL YOU SIT AND WHERE YOUR MOM WILL SIT?
ЕСТЬ ДВА КРЕСЛА. ОДИН ИЗ Он имеет заостренную копья на его поверхности, а второй имеет УСТАНОВЛЕН Дикс. Где вы будете сидеть и ГДЕ ваша мама будет сидеть?
ОП-хуй что-то темнит и не договаривает.
BASKETSON
THERE ARE TWO CHAIRS. ONE OF IT HAS A SHARPENED LANCES ON IT'S SURFACE, AND THE SECOND HAS ERECTED DICKS. WHERE WILL YOU SIT AND WHERE YOUR MOM WILL SIT?