SITTING HERE ALL DAY, LIKE AN OWL!
YOU ARE ZEROVED ONE!
HEY SLAVIK WHY R U SO MAD? IS IT BECAUSE OF NEDOYOB??
>>69744510
A KING ON A BIRTHDAY!!
>>69744537
>SLAVIK
WAT DO YA NEED IN MA HOUSE, BEATCH??!
WAT DO YA MEAN NEEEEEEEEED, FUCK?
>>69744454
WHY LONG HAIR, WHY YOU DON'T WASH THEM? AREN'T YOU A MAN?
>>69744454
HEY, LITTLE BROTHER, COME HERE!
WILL SELL YER COMPLUCTERN, YOU'LL UNDRSTAND!
SON-BASKET
>>69744581
REPAIR MY DOOR, CUNT!
Y U BROKE MY DOOR, BEATCH!?
>>69744510
NULLED, YOU MEAN?
>>69744658
HOW SLEPT? I BRING YOU SOME FOOD!
>>69744680
top kek
>>69744680
losing everytime!
>>69744680
BUCKET-SON!
>>69744709
GO WASH YOURSELF UNDER THE STREAM, BITCH!
DONT THROW AWAY THIS BONES, GRANDFATHER WILL EAT IT
>>69744694
WHO ARE YOU?
I DIDN'T CALLED YOU!
GO TO DICK!
>>69744680
SON-BASKET WAKE UP, WAKE UP YOUR PANTS DRESS UP
YOU KNOW, EROKHINGSTONE HAVE GOT BRIDE AND THEY EXPECT BABY, WHILE YOU SITTING ON THE COMMUTATOR LIKE A NIGHTHAWK
>>69744778
GRANDS DID WAR!!! WILL ROLL FOR GRANDS!
WB, nice thread!
>>69744817
>WHILE YOU SITTING ON THE COMMUTATOR LIKE A NIGHTHAWK
ALEXANDRA WAS WALKING THROUGH THE HIGHWAY AND SUCKING DONUT
>>69744796
U SIT ON MA STUMP, U MUST GIVE ME ON THOUSAND, BUT Y THERE IS SO FEW MONEY? HUH? U, FUCKING HOMO!?
>>69744796
A COOK ASKED A COOK: WHAT ARE YOU PROFESSION?
ARE YOU A MILITIONER?
NOOOOOO, ANSWER A COOK - I'MA COOOOOOOOOOOOOK!
AND YOURS, IS PROBABLY, A DOCTOR, COOK, NAAAAAH!
Охуенный тренд, жаль на форчан такого уже не вбросить.
Let's drink some Vodka for IMPERATOR
>>69744924
>drink
YOU MEANT ROLL?
>>69744755
WHY R U BEATING ME BROTHER? I ONLY WANTED TO MAKE SOME BREAD! THEY USED TO EAT IT IN VILLAGES
>>69744817
>NIGHTHAWK
Kind of superhero, lol.
>>69744924
IT'S TIME TO LIBERATE SOMEBODY!
>>69744796
GO TO HUI
>>69744937
Roll is for grands
>>69744917
GET OUT OF HERE AMERIKANSKIY
YOU OPEN THE DOOR
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ONLY EMPTINESS BEHIND IT
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THINK THAT SOMEBODY NEEDS YOU
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IT SEEMS LIKE SOMEBODY CAME AFTER YOU
>>69744938
COMMANDER! COMMANDER! THAT FAGGOT JUST SHIT HIMSELF!
>>69744903
WHY SO SMALL HERE, THIS IS OUR DOT! YOU WAS FUCKED OUT - I GIVED YOU A SNATCH, YOU SAT ON A STUMP - MUST HAVE GAVE ME THOUAND GOLD! AND THERE... WHY THE FUCK SO SMALL? MMMM, FUCKUP? I'MA HIT YOU, BITCH!
>>69744917
Почему же не вбросить? Забанируют или что?
WHAT BLOCK ARE YOU FROM, HUH?
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YOU DONT MIND TO HELP A LITTLE FOR GUYS?
WHAT DO U DO THERE SO LONG? ARE U FUCKING STUPID?
>>69745007
BATYA AND PAUK. txt
I WILL BEATF TO ALL OF YOU!
>>69745033
Уже заблокировали.
>>69745015
OH EASY THERE LAD
>>69745064
HERE
selffix
TWO CHAN AIN'T YOURS
TWO CHAN AIN'T COMFY
GO ON DICK
ROILY FAG
HEY COMRADE, GOT A SMOKE? WHAT YOU DOING HERE SO LATE? DIDN'T SEE YOU AROUND, WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>>69744454
- GOT SOMETHING TO SMOKE?
- HERE. FROM THE SOUL.
- THANKS
- FOR THANKS YOU WILL BE FUCKED NICE
- DO YOU ANSWER?
- I ANSWER!
- THE ONE WHO ANSWERS RECEIVES ON MOUTH!
>>69745106
Нет, все правильно HERE - здесь, THERE - там
>>69745093
HEY EASY, EASY MAN, WE DONT NEED TROUBES, AREN'T WE?
HOW ABOUT I SLAP YOUR SHIT
10/10 CHAN STARING AT YOU NI THE SUB
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU SHOULD PUT YOUR HANDS
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KEEP ACTING STARANGE
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SHE SMILING AT YOU
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REMEMBRED HOW SMALL YOUR DICK IS
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FELL UNCONSCIOUS
>>69745131
Я не помню как было в оригинальной пасте , не в видео про сартир а в тексте про хуйню в трубе, вот и сомневаюсь
>>69745136
We don't want to fly, do we, girl?
When I was 15 years old and I went to shit dad all the time, as it were accidentally spun around the toilet door and kept asking why am i so silent what am i doing there? The first time I did not answer, so he began pounding on the door and yelling, why are you so silent, what's wrong? began to swear and say thathe gonna remove the door from its hinges, also, Dad swore if I shit and do not wash off, and not just in the end of crapping, but directly after shitting out the poop, motivated by the fact that it stinks, and he then said to me: do as i am doing, drop the shit and wash off instantly!
One day I sat down to shit, and I hear, Dad stood at the door somewhere in the distance, so I wiped my ass, and bent down to the floor, to take a pick through the gap under the door, so I'm looked into the gap, and saw that there was Dad on standing on his knees starring on me through this gap! And he yelled at me: What the? THe fuck are you doing fucker? WHAT The FUCK are you doing there?
Dad by the way all the time, drink some herbs to shit more often, not less than 5 times a day, and then says that his ass is burning, and he farts all the time.
the real story. I do not troll
LOOK, THERE IS TWO CHAIRS. ONE WITH SHARP SPADES, AND THE OTHER ONE WITH HARD DICKS. SO, WHERE ARE YOU GONNA SIT, AND WHERE WILL SIT YOUR MUM?
english lang /b level
>>69745210
Каком еще тексте про хуйню в трубе??
AFTER SECOND 0,33 OF YAGUAR MY GIRL GOT DISDRIVED AND I LITERALLY FUCKED HER HAND, WHILE I PLANTED HER ON MY LAPS
OH MY GOD WHAT A MAN, I WANT A SON FROM YOU!~
>>69745293
AND A DAUGHTER, A DAUGHTER! AND A DOT A DOT..
Walking down the street, GO TO MEET tyanko
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Want to show a tough guy spitting EARTH
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Spit on his chest, saliva flowing on the chin
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I almost fainted
bitch
>>69745223
>WHAT The FUCK are you doing there?
>>69745346
AND DOT.NET AND DOT.NET
SUP /b/ IM A 21 Y.O VIRGIN, WHAT SHOULD I DO TO GET LAID TONIGHT?
>>69745455
DO THE BARREL
>>69745346
MACHINEGUN DOT, BITHC!!!
CHANGE!
DEMANDS OUR HEARTS
CHANGE!
DEMANDS OUR EYES
IN OUR LAUGHTER AND IN OUR TEARS AND PUSLING VENES
CHANGE! WE ARE WAITING FOR CHANGE!
>>69745513
TSOY ARE ALIVE !
>>69745493
HOW?
>>69745556
>ARE
DID YOU KNOW THE MEANING?
>>69745556
ARE FAGGOT AND COCKSUKER!!! AZAZA I TROLLED YOU, I'M SO COOL
>>69745616
>DO
Self-repair
>>69745625
KHOVANSKIY IS A DOG YEBANSKIY
>>69745556
TSOY CHOKED ON MATZOTH
>>69745616
I have bad hews for u - that is /b/ and all are right inside
>>69744510
ROLLIDE ONE!
>>69745094
У меня нет!
>>69745703
MANYAWORLD, or are u khokol?
Then I came to her apartment. A few words about the little family - mom dad and grandmother are dying in vegetable state, whose apartment and got her sobsno. she (the girl) live cat, fluffy, and hurtful. she feeds him Whiskas, because he is not eating anything. He also shit in the bathroom, and trying to bury shit funny paw get plastered in it sometimes. still carries urine from him. and he is not neutered. she said that she felt sorry for him. she did all sorry. it cuts down the computer from the electrical outlet, saying that he was going to cry, he cries just from cutting out - take bios battery and pussy. naturally explained everything, but to no avail. mistress of her crappy, does not know how to cook, but wants to learn. had a couple of attempts on my watch, both times I could not stand it and completed it all himself. she did not know how to clean potatoes. it has one bright oddity - she calls some things by their proper names, though knows it.
So she calls dog "foxy", cat shit in the bathroom - are snakes, a cat shit in the bathroom - his snaking, she calls her tits squirrels, and then I said I wanted to buy a gun, so she told me that I did not buy a bone .. . it does so only with close friends. Ma scolds her all the time for it, because when she speaks so, grandmother - she considers herself even more crazy. woman wants children, although its beard and the rest of the health I do not know. the girl said that the doctor said that a mustache and beard grow on the kidneys. my brother mocking to put "we are the pirates" ringtone on her calls, saying bearded pirate. would not be flat - I would probably got away. what I pidorashka vile.
YAWNING
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YOUR MASTER'S FINGER IN YOUR MOUTH
>>69745741
PISS IN HIS BOOTS
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FELL YOURSELF LIKE A BLOODY HERO
>>69745730
SIBERYAN!!!
>>69745757
>FELL YOURSELF
Are you a three?
WE HAVE TWO CHAIRS HERE FOR U...
H-HEY SW-WEETHEART WANNA G-GO OUT TONIGHT?
>>69745796
MOUSE? SHOW ME UR TITS!!!
>>69745827
I AM WATCHING YOU SCUM
Sir Waddington The Third
>>69745846
Major, you obosralsya, i am polkovnik!
both are shit, and i fucked her mother in the mouth
SO, WHAT ARE YOU, BATMEN?
>>69746115
I'M BATMEN!!
>>69746115
THAT'S A CANNON AND A HALF!
>>69746145
No!
>>69746215
Fog's_face.jpg
MY EX. LOST MY LARCHESNESS WITH HER
>>69745223
Когда мне было 15 лет и я пошел срать папа все время, как бы случайно повернулась к двери туалета, и спрашивали, почему я так тихо, что я делаю здесь? Первый раз, когда я не ответил, так что он начал стучать в дверь и кричать, почему вы так тихо, что с тобой? стали ругаться и говорить, что он собирается снять дверь с петель, также, папа поклялся, если я говно и не смывать, а не только в конце crapping, но непосредственно после гадят из кормы, мотивируя тем, что он воняет, и он тогда сказал мне: делай, как я делаю, падение говно и смыть немедленно!
Однажды я сел срать, и я слышу, папа стоял у двери, где-то в отдалении, поэтому я вытер жопу, и наклонился к полу, брать кирку в щель под дверью, так что я посмотрел в щель и увидел, что там был папа, встав на колени в главной роли на меня через этот пробел! И он закричал на меня: " что? Черт возьми, ты делаешь ублюдок? Что, черт возьми, ты там делаешь?
Папа, кстати, все время пить травы срать более часто, не менее 5 раз в день, и потом говорит, что его задница горит, и он пукает все время.
реальная история. Я не тролль
>>69746356
PASTE FROM TWOCH. LET'S GO HOME, BROS.
SON, HAVE U A GIRLFRIEND?
>>69746685
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, DAD? I WOULD NEVER A GIRLFRIEND
Такие треды уже были или это первый?
>>69744817
WHY I LELD SO HARD
I'VE LOST EVERYTHING
>>69746827
Look at him %randommomname% , so many time he spend with hes kompukter , now i going to disable our internet, it is time to grow up, son
>>69746927
>?
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>>69748393
YOU'D BETTER WRITE NEW PASTAS THAN JUST BUMP
>>69744454
Вперёд посоны. http://boards.4chan.org/b/
>>69748426
>>69748393
YOU'D BETTER live ur life THAN JUST sit at twoch
GIRLS ARE NOT NECESSARY
YOUR FORMER CLASSMATE JOHN EROKHIN WORKS AT THE FATHER'S COMPANY
AND YOU SIT ALL DAY NEAR THE COMPUTER AND WATCH COLORED HORSES
http://masterskaya-chaya.ru/
Мастерская чая. 2 чаю мне а тебе?
HIT WOMEN IN THE FACE
>>69748449
Wait a sec, 4chan have board "random" , why they called it "b"?
>>69745735
Сучёныш, откуда у тебя эта паста? Неужели она настолько популярна?
>>69748678
Because it's for bitards, dummy.
>>69748555
But why u masturbating at them?
>>69748741
A men why can't use english itt, let's see that without sms and registration!
>>69748773
But i'm not a bitard , can't i go at b ?
>>69748959
You can go salmon a tuna.
HOWDYDYA
годнейший тред бампуэ
HOW AM I GOING TO CLEAN IT WITH A FORK?
>>69750591
Shut up and start cleaning
GOT MONEY? AND IF I FIND THEM?