SON-BASKET, DONT YOU DARE TO GO ON THE STREET AND BOOM SOME SHITTY PETARDS! @ WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A SHITTY PETARD YOURSELF? @ WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN BOOM YOURSELF AS WELL?
SAFETY ENGINEER LEFT THE BUILDING @ TURNERS WRAP THEMSELVES AROUND THE SHAFT @ ELECTRICIAN BROUGHT A CAT TO THE SHIELDBOX @ WIELDERS BEGUN TO RUB GAS CYLINDERS WITH OIL RUG
>>166491866 CREATED BUGURT-THREAD @ DIDNT PREPARE BUGURTS @ PEE @ POO @ RUMBLE SATISFACTORILY @ SOMEONE'S SEMEN LEAKS OUT YOUR ASS @ HAVING FARTED LIQUIDLY, DIE
SON-BASKET, YOU'RE STILL SITTING AS A LITTLE OWL, WATCHING YOUR DAMNED HORSES OF COLORFUL LOOKS, EROKHIN, ON THE CONTRARY, LIVES IN HIS OWN APARTMENT AT THIS MOMENT! HE ALSO DRIVES AN AUTOMOBILE SINCE HE WAS 18! TRANSPORTING FEMALES TO VARIOUS LOCATIONS FOR RECIPROCAL AMUSEMENT! NOT LIKE YOU, WORTHLESS WASTE OF DISTANT STAR REMAINS! WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT ON THE STREET AND MAKE FARTING NOISES WITH YOUR CUNT!
YOU LIVE IN THE FLYSHITVILLE @ WORK YOUR ASS OFF FOR A SHITTY SALARY @ EVERYTHING IS BROWN AND GREY @ PEOPLE ARE FUCKING UGLY @ YOU WANT TO MOVE TO AMERICA @ BUT YOU CAN'T SAVE MONEY, CAUSE EVERYTHING IS TOO EXPENSIVE
ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY @ AUNTIE BUTT И UNCLE BAPHOMET CAME TO SALUTE YOU @ YOUR MOM AND DAD ARE SHARPED DRESSED TODAY @ YOU ALL GO TO KFC @ YOUR DAD IS HIDING A BOTTLE OF VODKA IN HIS FARTED BRIEFS @ YOU'VE ORDERED A BASKET OF CHICKEN WINGS AND FIVE EMPTY CUPS, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO IS HAVING PEPSI @ THE REST OF YOUR GROUP DRINKS VODKA @ AFTER ONE HOUR YOUR MOM COMES TO CASHIER AND REQUESTING SOME STAS MIKHAILOV, CAUSE BASKET SON IS HAVING A BIRTHDAY PARTY AND HIS FAMILY IS ABOUT TO DANCE
SO, GUYS, I CAME OUT TO MY FATHER TODAY @ -SON, YOU ARE WHAT, FROM THESE GUYS? @ -YEP, DAD @ -AND YOU HAVE A BF? @ -YES @ -AND YOU ... HIM RIGHT IN THE ASS? @ -TRUE @ -SO, DO YOU GO TO POPPENGAGHEN A LOT? @ -YEAH @ -SHOOT IN A BROWN SALOON WITH SKIN BULLETS? @ -SURE @ -PULL AT HIS POPCHANSKY? @ -RIGHT IN THE PIERDACHELLO?
My dad fucks all hell food. Well, this is about a recipe averaged, because the variations are mass. The soup is taken, it is not heated, it is not about my batya. He takes this soup, dumps it in a frying pan and starts to fry. Adds to it a huge amount of onions, garlic, pepper black and red MUKI! for viscosity, tomato paste on top. All this is cooked to smoke. Then it is removed from the fire and cooled down on the balcony. Then the dad brings in and generously starts to eat mayonnaise. At the same time he eats with a frying pan skryabaya on her with a spoon. Eats and whispers in a whisper. At the same time, he has sweat on his forehead. Kindly offers me sometimes, but I refuse. Do I need to talk about what wildest fartle then? The stench is such that the wallpaper from the walls are peeled off.
Well, let's analyze piecemeal the written)) It seems that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to come to listen?) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo, Rambo you room)) on you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not)) do not complain tossing bags, a lot of you in the spring thawed)) About like you say, Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message to you <try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself)
Infinite anount of mathematicians goes in the bar. First orders one cup of bear, second orders half of the cup, third orders one quarter of the cup... Barman said: "Is it supposed to be a funny joke?" "Yes!" - said mathematicians. Barman is fucking deaf now
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A SHITTY PETARD YOURSELF?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN BOOM YOURSELF AS WELL?