We drink vodka.
Is it different than American vodka?
Also, is English a common language in Russia?
Я не в России. И этому рад.
4chan fag?
Where are you? However I do not want the KGB to find you.
Can you prove that you are American? Post a photo with "SUP /b/ and the date.
да.
4chan /b/ is full of CP.
So I figured I'd give this a go, even though I don't know hardly any Russian.
OP is green
Putin Huylo!
Fuken americano spy, i fucking hate u, bastard go back to yor fucking 4chan, i fucking hate u oll.
I am in Belarus. Nature is beautiful here.
Yes.
I suck PRICK !! Putin FAG!! come on drink vodka! Eat shit and you are now in Russia
EBAL VASHU MAMU! ALLAHU AKBAR!
What do you know about russians? Does anyone joke about us? What kind of jokes?
ok now KGB will found you, and put you to Gulag.
>What do you do for fun in Russia?
We do nothing. Nothing funny here
We do nothing. Nothing funny here
Proof razetki on the wall. Or you are just simple dick.
>eat shit and you are now in russia
>00
Double doesn't lie.
Lol bro! Russia is shit (I'm serious!
ok now you can ask anything about Russia.
No, vodka is same in every country.
We have English lessons at school but English is very unpopular in Russia because a lot of our people hates America more than anything else. Almost everyone who is older than 30 doesn't understand English.
Самому припекло (
Nulchedabl lzhot.
I'm imagine that it is just like Russia; snow.
Come to America, it is beautiful here!
In America, everyone thinks you are Communists. People will refer to Russians as "rotten commies" or "commie bastards". We think "comrade" is a word you Russians use every day. We also think you are all bad-asses.
I'm kinda regretting taking that picture now! 0.0
My Dad's friend is from Russia, he went back. Why would he go back?
I'm sure he thinks same about usa.
How old are you?
How many states have you visited? What Americans(your friends for example) think about russians?
>razetki
Вас наебали, расходитесь. Он в предыдущем сообщении написал слишком неграмотно даже как для америкоса - "don't know hardly any Russian".
+написано на листке не то, что просили.
+ даже если на фото он (что сомнительно), то написать по-английски на бумажке и я могу.
Такие дела.
+написано на листке не то, что просили.
+ даже если на фото он (что сомнительно), то написать по-английски на бумажке и я могу.
Такие дела.
Блядь, поскорее бы Абу ввёл другу яндекс-капчу, ту, где нужно вводить русские буквы.
>from America
Proof or GTFO.
Ah. Well I hope I can remedy your views on America and Americans.
We are not all fat and stupid.
"Sup /b, not Privyet@
Take me out of ruchka. I can not go on. I want to go to America. Pls help me.
>greetings
wsup.
>fo fun
as any people from any capitalistic country - walking, tv, internet, drink, night clubs, cinemas, sport, hobby
Ну лицо-то, лицо-то не как у пидорашки. Хотя я хуй знает, я не спец по пидорашьим лицам.
dvaсhing the captсha
I am a teenager.
I have visited 35/50 states.
My friends think Russians are scary. They also think you guys are bad asses.
I can't write Russian well, as it is not the same as the American alphabet.
What are your thoughts on Americans.
Sorry I cannot help you now. :(
suck dick pidorashka
What is a pidorashka?
Word, that hohols use instead of "Russian man".
OP,
Prove you're american.
1. "I was watching tv all day yesterday" - what's my mistake here?
2. How do you call a metal bag with wheels which you use for carrying products in the supermarket?
Иди гугли, уёбок.
Prove you're american.
1. "I was watching tv all day yesterday" - what's my mistake here?
2. How do you call a metal bag with wheels which you use for carrying products in the supermarket?
Иди гугли, уёбок.
Slang?
What the hell is a "holohols"?
I was watching TV all this morning.
Well let's look at , what you wrote )) Seems like you're really a contused , mentally injured imbecile )) I can say this face to face ,how about you come and listen?) All this bullshit that you wrote is just plain simple fucking lies , you indoor rambo)) your life wouldn't get better cuz you wrote a lot)) bullshiting isn't a hard job, lots of fags like you melted in spring )) People say about fags like you: Mom didn't want it, dad didn't even try) Read my message to you closely and try to analise it and make some conclusions for yourself)
>Sorry I cannot help you now. :(
Tell me why? I want to be a race car driver. in Raschke I never have become.
>hohols
Lol blyat
Hohol - man, who lives on/in the Ukraine.
XOXLOKOST
Бля, проиграл. А переведите ему пасту про "не стоит вскрывать эту тему".
>hohols
proigral
Теперь просто иди нахуй.
Аноны, официально подтверждаю, что оп хуй и не американец, он не заметил грубую ошибку в неправильно используемом времени, характерную исключительно для россиян.
Сажи.
-BLAH BLAH BLAH
-YADA YADA YADA
-YADA YADA YADA
Russians aren't scary. The first part of us is stupid and keen on communism - people from 80s. The second is weird and includes bitards, nerds and other scum.
I'm sorry you feel this way. It really hurts me that you think that of Americans. Every country has its problems.
pidor=faggot
rashka=russia(that word use by russia-haters)
shit instead of the browser
Ебём твою мамашу.
>АФИЦИАЛЬНА
>ЯУМАМКИ ПЫРЫВОТЧИК БЫЛ В ИВРОПЕ КАРОЧ ДВЕ НИДЕЛИ))
говна поеш
It's a fucking stupid patriots, beggars, live bad, but like Putin
Look at it this pidorashka
As I was disgusted by your remarks. Once wafted FAP-socks properzhennym chair TRUHANOV with traces chirkashey and urine, sweat, vechnosyrymi shoes, unwashed Patlakh with pimpled forehead from fat, greasy perhotnoy pillow sand on the sheet, monthly bloom on the teeth, a bunch of sweaty clothes in the corner of the room, sosisochkami with buckwheat, the smell of which regularly cuts into the atmosphere redkoprovetrivaemogo premises BTE cheese, extruded contents of acne, yellow pinky just from the ear, covered with a thick uneven layer of wax, the smell of rotten scrotum and podzalupnoy dandruff by hand, taken out of Truhaniv, intoxicating greasy head intestinal gases, eagerly customized palm to face the lack of plans for the future, fear of panic passers-by on the street except for the stooped old women, degenerative pederastic interests, dependencies and pathologies, sitting in front of some drochilney with debilovato-enigmatic expression, naked elf in Oblivion with modes at fucking, doggy put my asshole muscular guards and the Minotaur in the vicinity of Cheydinhal.
Так может це не он был? Хотя хуй знает, тру американец ответил бы быстро. Так что да, ты прав. Сажи пидорахену, не могущему в имитацию.
Почему это? Ребята взяли хромиум, сделали гугл-хром без косяков. ватс вронг?
Пиндосы же тупые гыгы))
Op-xyu
Ukraines faggots.
>on/in
Suddenly in voice!
>holohols
i'lold
заебал придурок, че в школе с углубленнымв анус английским учишься?!
Instead of the united states we will make the North American strait!!! HAHAHA
RUSSIA IS STRONG
When I was 15 years old and I went to shit Dad all the time, as it were casually hanging around jerk, and all ask what are you calmed down, why you can not hear? The first time I did not answer, so he began pounding on the door and yelling, what are you silent, what's wrong? began to swear and say that all door hinges lift, also, Dad swore if I shit and do not wash off, and not just vkontse shit, and immediately after vylezanija poop, motivated by the fact that it stinks, and he then said to me: so I Kaknau and wash off, and you do so! One day I sat down to shit, and hear Dad somewhere near the door stood in the distance, so I wiped my ass, and sat down on the floor nakarachiki, and there is a wide gap below the door, well, I'm in the slot and watch, and then Dad on Karachik sits and stares into the slot, and said to me: you what? fucked up? Th are you doing there? Dad by the way all the time any herbs drink to to shit often srёt to 5 times a day, and then says that it burns your ass, and yet he farts. fucking short! the real story. I do not troll
Ты не интересен. Где тот Анон с классным "рязанским" произношением, который все буквы проговаривал, даже ту те, которые не надо
I cannot pay for an aeroplane to get you here! In America, it isn't hard to be race car driver. However rednecks (stereotypical Americans) watch Race Cars al lot.
I see.
Then ask me a question every Russian knows and Americans do not. I will fail the question, and I will prove my legitimacy.
Well, I will tell them that you aren't "rotten commie bastards". My generation is the children of the people who lived through the Cold War, so we are gonna be a little close-minded about Russians.
lol, suddenly obostral
triple will not lie
Бля. Я из Рязани, могу попробовать. Но боюсь, что типичное рязанское не получится, всё-таки учил язык.
>legitimacy.
GOVNA POESH.
Что я написал? what have i wrote/
Thank you for the lesson in Russia profanity! I appreciate it!
Kurwa
Look! Hohol blow up!
Polak pierdolony, sjebi nachuj.
Как я чувствовал отвращение к ваши замечания. После того, как повеяло ФАП-носки properzhennym стул Труханов со следами chirkashey и мочи, пота, vechnosyrymi обуви, немытые Патлах с прыщавый лоб от жира, жирной perhotnoy подушек песка на листе, ежемесячной цвету на зубах, кучей потной одежде в углукомната, sosisochkami с гречкой, запах которых регулярно режет в атмосферу redkoprovetrivaemogo помещения БТЭ сыр, экструдированные содержимое угрей, желтый мизинец только из уха, покрытый толстым неравномерным слоем воска, запах гнилой мошонки и podzalupnoy перхоти вручную, вывели из Труханов, опьяняющий жирной головы кишечные газы, жадно настроены ладонь к лицу отсутствие планов на будущее, страх панических прохожих на улице для сгорбленных старух, дегенеративных интересов pederastic, зависимостей и патологий, кроме , сидя перед какой drochilney с debilovato-загадочное выражение, голый эльф в Oblivion с режимами на гребаный, собачка положил мудак мышечные охранников и Минотавра в непосредственной близости от Чейдинхоле.
What?
eat shit lol fag fuck you
good... good.
I RUSSIAN GIRL TAKE ME INTO RUSSIAN IN USA
Что вы себе позволяете? У нас иностранный гость, ведите себя прилично. Где ваши манеры?
chernomaziy huesos - Barak Obama
>TAKE ME INTO RUSSIAN IN USA
ЛОЛВАТ.жпг
муда́к
like u bro :
barak - monkey
Сычнейм, принеси дорогому гостю чай.
Бля, точно! Пацаны, подарите ему Йобушку! Традиция же, дарить американцам жёлтый кружочек.
Ohuenno, Antosh, ne videl ran`she.
Do u like Rainbow Dash, op?
ну маааам
lol, stupid bitch
I can't I'm sorry. I guess you guys don't get a lot of Yanks around here, huh?
Is that Russian for stupid nigger?
rainbow dash o' mat' prodash?
No, its for nigger cocksucker
prove u murican.
>What do you do for fun in Russia?
noy, yu
What is a yellow circle?
No, rainbow dash and its friends are for fags.
Cyka. If you had the chance to leave Russia, would you?
I'm not Op, nor murrican. But "i have watch..."
Hi there, hohol itt. Amereeka pryjde poryadok navede!
if ur mom had chance to use condom - would you?
Oh. I see. The beauty of America is that I could say that to Obama's face and not get killed. Lol
What the hell is that jumble of grammatical and spelling errors?
Хохол на работу! Говно чистить! Хохол! На работу хохол!
нихуя сибе, я даже забыл про этот высер который крутили по всем радио когда я одинадцатый класс заканчивал... верните мне 2006!!!
>What is a yellow circle?
Yellow circle, aka Yoba, aka Peka, is picrelated.
There are two chairs: one with pointy sticks, other with dicks. Which one will you choose, which one will you choose for you mother?
Мама-а-а-а, приезжай
И меня забери
Не живым, так хоть мертвым
Но меня забери
Мама-а-а-а, я сгорел
И голодные псы
Растерзав мое тело
Набьют свои животы
SLAVA TO UKRAINE! HEROES SLAVA!
Долбоеб, какие поинти стикс. Пика - жаргонное название ножа. Sharpened blades же
>replace slava to "salo"
>cls
Your bunny wrote!
Ну это чтобы в рифму было.
> We also think you are all bad-asses.
And it's true
OP, dont't listen him. It's hohol, and hohols, as we know, is worse than worm-faggot. Sage and hide them.
Also, take this. It's YOBA.
op, as in the United States, most people are Russian, but honestly?
cool that you came to us on the board.
russian oldfag
no im not a faggot
Как он ответит то тогда по твоему? Как можно острой палкой срезать что-то?
Vatneek zakookarekal. Zamesto avrory.
What are your thoughts on Americans?
Huh? I am glad you welcome me on this board!
Ну хуй знает. Ответит как-нибудь.
>holohols
Проиграл как гнида.
Алсоу, судя по треду, битарды и хохлы де хуже, чем рашн брайдс -- американину чуть ли не отсасывают.
possal na dolboeba.
Может ему сразу пак с йобами скинуть? Доставьте, у кого достаточно большой.
>What the hell is that jumble of grammatical and spelling errors?
This is pizdos. And you are petuh.
OP, do you know about WATNEEQUE?
Всегда читаю как ВАТНИКЮ и проигрываю
Ain't that the old CCCP building?
I cannot understand.
>Huh? I am glad you welcome me on this board!
it's great to come yet!
if you write here will be crazy, do not pay attention - this is normal here, lol
where it is possible to leave Russia? fucking in usa?!
or gayroup?! no, wherever I am in the fiction world, but in Russia the only free country. THE ONLY FREE COUNTRY
Also, what is UVB-76? The radio station?
Of course you dont, debil. Get out, it`s not russian board and it`s not russian thread. Only anti-russian hohols itt, and only little teenage-nerds.
да не, просто прикольно, что он к нам забрел.
я тож иногда на форч хожу в темы про украину и там кидаю им картинки и ловлю лулзы. но по доброму
все ж мы люди (с)
Guys you should not open this topic. You are young, playful, you'll easily. It's not that. It's not Chikatilo and even secret services archives. It is better not to go. Seriously, any of you will be sorry. It is better to close the topic and forget what's written. I fully understand that this message call additional interest, but I hasten to warn inquisitive - stop. The rest just do not find.
Шел по лесу ватникю и нашел колпачекю
Хули ж тебе в твоей фри-кантри даже пистолетик не продадут? Раб.
Op, do you have any guns?
Yes. You should visit 4chan /b/ sometime. There are so many faggots on there it ain't even funny. 4chan's /b/ is so negative.
I am glad you take pride in your homeland!
проиграл как гнида
>Ain't that the old CCCP building?
It is. Also, what do you think about 9/11?
Having girlfriendFap, scrolling /b/, reading another crap from internets, playing videogames, watching films, some people have hobby, less people read books. Some people travel.
What?
Yes I have an AR-15 (pretty much an M16 without the full auto), a .22 bolt-action rifle, and a Mosin-Nagant M1891/30.
I`m ate your mom
Is there any possibility to expose weaked lie of this strange outsider, bretheren?
Or may it be true that theth messiah cometh? Shall we bestow him great feast to honorest him?
Ye telle me, bretheren. As I understandest this not. I must begone now, to threvest awaye mine doubte
Or may it be true that theth messiah cometh? Shall we bestow him great feast to honorest him?
Ye telle me, bretheren. As I understandest this not. I must begone now, to threvest awaye mine doubte
>Yes I have an AR-15 (pretty much an M16 without the full auto), a .22 bolt-action rifle, and a Mosin-Nagant M1891/30.
Proofs?
Terrible tragedy. Now I have a hard time on aeroplanes, especially when Arabs are on-board.
>I have an AR-15 (pretty much an M16 without the full auto), a .22 bolt-action rifle, and a Mosin-Nagant M1891/30.
>teenager
Я_уже_не_мог_становится_толще,_я_просто_вытекал.jpg
This is an old russian joke translated to english.
Make sup with your guns
>What?
Lol, it's our force-paste.
Это не местный анон
No, sorry.
I have mental problems and threatened suicide, so my dad took the guns out of my house.
However I do have WWI militaria that you can look at.
О, прости, мужчина, мне так жалость.
Он ещё здесь?
Вся суть нынешнего харкача, ватники не могущие в инглиш.
Op russian ppl are angry communists, they think their country best, and their president is god, but actually russia is piece of shit and putin is dictator, go to 4chan and enjoy your merican life.
Op russian ppl are angry communists, they think their country best, and their president is god, but actually russia is piece of shit and putin is dictator, go to 4chan and enjoy your merican life.
Wat? Her mom has a loooooooooooot salo on her ляшки.
Великий Google translate
how much money u need 4 good life in usa?
свобода - это когда любой пидор может купить ствол и ебануть тебя за то что ты без очереди лезешь?! Нахуй такая свобода!!!
Russia is only free country, bitch
>у! у! у! америка, сникерсы, свободны все! можно ходить с челкой и пиздеть про все подряд и никто не тронет! у! у-а! у-а!
I 2ch'uu this. Why did you even came to our board, OP?
>especially when Arabs are on-board.
Racist. Be more tolerate or I will vieby you.
Thee art not righte. Thine words hurts where it bites the moste. Why thy tongue excude such misery upon us?
Hell.
My cousin is a drug addict with a roof over her head, about $300 total, and has multiple mental disorders from drug use.
You can be dirt poor and have a good life.
You can easily get by with $3,000-$5,000 a month.
>come to america
нахуй толерантность, хачи масдай
I'm sure none of you Russians are racist. lol
you have at home almost all the crazy fucking with mental problems i mean
Харкач хуже шлюх. Американца увидели так прям облизали с ног до головы, и пруфов не попросили.
С легальных стволов стреляют в людей единицы ебанутых, дебилушка. Если сравнить по тем же нападениям на улице и гоп стопу, то рашка оставляет америку далеко позади именно потому что в рашке гопники не боятся что у жертвы может быть ствол.
one-thousand-four-hundreds-fourty-eighted
We have a lot of racists here, almost 50% of young men now - neonazis
Го общаться. Лично.
Yes, we are not racist. We don't have negros here (maybe, 100 in biggest city), we don't have asians or arabians here, so we have no other races to hate (Caucasians and Ukrainians are white).
What? Are you ask what my mental problems are?
If so, I have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD), General Anxiety Disorder (GAD), and SAAD.
Oh noble sir, ye righteth. Forkinatet nowadays PEENDOS'EES art not even PEENDOSEE. God saev us and bles us.
Попросили, смотри выше по треду.
>merican
хаха.
Ты попадешь в либеральный рай, в кишечник покойной новодворской
There are a lot of KKK members where I live. I live in a pretty rural area, though.
Negros is not a word we really use in America. And I'm surprised about no Asians. Aren't there any of the Mongol half-savages around?
возьми у папки пистолет и пойди постреляй в школе зеленый
>you are Communists
Since 1991 we are no more commies.Srsly. Only REALLY OLD peoples miss USSR.
>all bad-asses.
Sort of true
How did you get here?
how much it costs to rent in a good area?
how much u or your family spend on food?
You can't answer the question about two chair, all right. Another question. What do you think about situation in the Ukraine?
OP, do american people live in such houses picr№1, coz in russia we live in this flats - picr№2, average russian salary - 800$, lol.
>What do you do for fun in Russia?
fucked ur mom, just for fun
>Caucasians and Ukraininians art wite.
Ah-ha-ha, ye art goude jester indeed.
Как я перечлен, в научном принятие терминов, что Кавказоиды - раса европейского, а Украининианс - вид русских.
Шутками!
I knew my Dad's Russian friend and he was a complete badass. Some Americans are stupid and ignorant and decide to ignore the fact that you guys are a federation.
Google.
In a decent area it can cost around $1,500 to $3,000 dollars a month. However the most kind of crime your gonna find in a not-so-good neighborhood is thievery. You can legally shoot intruders in some cases here. I am in a family of 4 with two dogs, and we spend about $200 a week for high-quality groceries.
>hope this helps!
Russian people are VERY strange, they live in shit, they are covered in shit, and they still think that russia is best country, and they try to involve other world in this shit. Russians are not your friends, remember, they are your enemies.
The picture on the right is a suburb. That is where I live. These are very nice. Hardly any crime occurs. The picture on the left is a really shitty American apartment. Apartments are usually are in the city and are not all bad.
>If you need to know what a suburb is, please feel free to ask.
За Крымом что ли пришел?
>Some Americans are stupid and ignorant
Some Russians are stupid and ignorant. They thinks what ALL Americans want only 1 thing: destroy Russia and break our national identity.
Настоящего Канадец здесь. ОП хороший мужчина, ты можешь доверие мне.
Я не r/\aro/\\/\t' русские не очень, простите об этом. Нет, правдивого.
Я не r/\aro/\\/\t' русские не очень, простите об этом. Нет, правдивого.
nyet cyka
From reading the posts on this thread, it does seem you Russians are very patriotic. Our worst city is probably like your best city lol
Смотрите хохол/либерашка в треде! Все в Овального!
Well, I think we do for fun same things as most of the other Western world. Me personally like cycling, listening music, smoking weed(but not drinking vodka), maybe with friends, that's mostly it.
Also, I suggest you to go ask in a bit more adequate and adult image boards, like dobrochan.com.
This is russian Goebbels. Modern Russia is like nazi germany, not like communists.
I'll better post a webm. On the 4chan you don't have a sound on webm, so enjoy.
Personally, I (and most people I know) would be honored to meet a Russian. Where I live, there isn't a lot of diversity.
Thanks for trusting me pal.
what do u know about russian area in usa?
is it dangerous?
We are masturbate.
[/spoiler]
>They don't even normalnaja razmetka[/spoiler]
>They don't even normalnaja razmetka[/spoiler]
Ahh. Thank you for directing me to "dobrochan". Just about everyone I know does weed and magic mushrooms. However I don't. I feel fine on nothing at all!
>Suka.
Left one is suburb, not right.
It's nothing indeed, bro. Just trying to help convince local ma/\obep\/\ (low-believers, right? That's how you write this on russian language?) to, wel;, ya know. To believe, lol.
Лол, почему этот мужик так популярен? Его вообще кто-то смотрит? Если бы не постоянные пикчи с ним от хохлов во время срачей, я бы даже никогда, НИКОГДА блядь о нем не узнал. Почему его постят-то?
>адекватные
>доброчан
Left one is suburb, not right.
btw in russia we dont have suburbs, only apartments, only hardcore
Скиньте нашему гостю видос с самовипилом нашего героя.
It's coz u are't watchin TV.
Удваиваю, до крымотредов даже не слышал о нём. Хотя не слышать о нём невозможно, он целый час пиздит вечером воскресенья по второму каналу.
Russian Orthodox is very strange. We have no Russian Orthodox people where I live. Quite frankly, Russian Orthodoxy is like Islam and Judiaism; exotic.
The only place I know of Little Ogledow in NYC. However in America everyone will make an effort to make you feel at home wherever you settle!
Nice.
Просто тебе не 30 лет и ты не смотришь телевизор.
Fuck I'm stupid lol
Nice thanks!
Suburbs are nice!
Hmmm... What you think about Obama? About Putin?
Но в целом, он охуенный. Люблю пересматривать открывок из передачи про систему "Периметр". Он так как-то по-дружески предлагает посмотреть в Интернете об этом, я не привык к тому, что в новостях общаются со мной, лично со мной.
Such a fun is living in Russia.
двачую
I don't like what Obama is doing with my healthcare.
Truthfully, my family thinks that Putin is kinda like a mix between Stalin and Hitler.
Fat troll ITT! Get in the car guyz!
Не завидую опу, ведь он даже не понимает как ему повезло, это как с рождения питаться черной икрой, для тебя она будет как кусок дерьма, так и тут, лучше пожить в рашке и переехать в сша, чем изначально там жить.
Not quite, my dear friend; Russian Orthodox Church is weird as much as any else abraamic religion - in means of high "CEO's" of it. The basic ideas is still pretty nice - like freedom of ПатриархЭкклезиархи (Patriarchs and Ecclesiarchs) Imagine that freedom in Catholic Church.
You've got none. Pope posess all the power.
I used to be in Russia - moreover, whilst being there, I wrote down some things about their religion.
- That Canadian Dude.
Кому вообще интересно мнение 30-летнего быдла? Тем более, почему при общении со мной его приводят как аргумент, мол он мне мозг промыл?
You are very pretty!
However I don't know what "двачую" says.
Поэтому для ОПа все русские - "бэдэссы"
>Stalin and Hitler.
kek.
banana is kinda like a mix between apple and apple
Потому что там где тебе промыли мозги действовали по тем же руководствам что и он.
it`s random pic =\
>my family thinks that Putin is kinda like a mix between Stalin and Hitler.
Your family is absoultly right, putin is dictator, dont listen to "patriots", all patriots in russia are stupid, sad but true.
Most people in America aren't Catholic. Personally, I think the Catholics are crooked. I am UCC myself.
лол, америкос то пиздолиз
Shout up, Ukrainian whore!
Hey, american, are u a virgin?
На двачах?
>shut
fix'd
topkek i understand that the two go together like apples and oranges
:\
Be careful, you don't want the KGB coming to you!
America, why do you hate Russia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5q_9ZKoEQg
Op, listen to it. Its a russian country music.
Op, listen to it. Its a russian country music.
hi there
Yes, its my second year in High school. However I am getting pretty close to this one chick in my Biology class ;)
This is example of russian patriot, if you disagree with him, he will call you ukainian or american spy, they are really stupid, dont talk to them.
Don't worry. This is an old russian copypaste. Someone translated it for you.
Sorry. You know - Canada. We all have got square-like jaws and barely manage to know something about America.
Anyways, I am atheist - or 'ametist' here, on Sosa.ch (Suck-ooch, right?). But my father is, ahem, nestorian. Yep. Sucks to be immigrant.
долбаеб американцам похуй на твою парашу, а вот ватники только о америке и ее госдолге и говорят.
In russia and ukraine if u are still virgin in 16 u are LOH (something between looser and dumbass)
о, покойничек пришел
666790
>Suck-ooch
Я знаю как я теперь буду звать эту парашу!
Only rednecks (stereotypical Americans) hate Russians.
Here is a song that sums up the lower-class black people in America: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CqXgs-7ico
From the pictures I've seen of Russians, you guys tend not to wear shirts. Even though its cold!
Lol if you'll get into russia hospital, you'll die probably. The medicine in russia i loosks like picrelated. It's not a joke, you'll have to collect your shit into cans on last pic.
>Sosa.ch
=
So such
Thanks friend.
What makes you be Athiest? It seems like not having a divine being in your life would be dull.
There are 20 year olds who havent had sex yet here in the U.S.
Grats! You've just talked to a poorly translated paste.
Ебаный свет, душить собаку на полном серьезе, чтобы снять смищнявку - это ж блять, ни в какие рамки нахуй. Посмотрите на собаку, когда ей горло отпустили, такие то глазищи: "Спасибо, что не убили меня, вот, я виляю хвостом, я хорошая, не надо так".
Блять, грустно стало.
>From the pictures I've seen of Russians, you guys tend not to wear shirts. Even though its cold!
Bullshit. American ppl think russians are cool, badass, and they dont give a fuck about weather, but in fact, russians are worst nation in the world, america can defeat russia in 2-3 weeks. People imagine russia like a bear, but russia is pig.
You know what? That guy hanged himself. Aaand made the video of process.
In America, you can get a room like this for free.
> hanged
Вот тут-то ты и спалился, школотрон. Матешу назавтра сделал, надеюсь?
This legit sounds like shit. The dude has a way to high pitch voice. However the beat is alright.
I don't know, pigs can be dickheads sometimes.
>Personally, I (and most people I know) would be honored to meet a Russian.
That would be a shocking news for most of people, right now they think what USA is waging war at Ukraine, that's on the background of residual hatred to USA since Cold War. So, that's a thing to say, if you want to dispel some misconceptions.
That's kind of good and right, you are positive guy, I beleive.
I'm also a little fond of shamanism, and attracted by altered states of consciousness, and my parents was hippies(despite huge displeasure of the state).
>for free
Жир начал сочится из монитора уже с утра...
Hey OP, it is your post? Pls, press checkbox "ОП треда", so we can see where is your post, and there fat trolls.
В чем дело, поц? Объяснись.
Hey, I am really sorry. I was able to learn only basis of Russian language.
Like "Я вас, друзья мои, люблю всем сердцем и душею. Хотел бы вас обнять руком своими - да нет уж силyшки моя, скрозь гранницы их тянут."
Sorry again. I thought this little sentence of mine would please you in some ways.
What makes me? How can I put that? Well, let's begin from my degree - I am PhD (studied history of Russia as well), so at some point I realised - the religion can stay in my soul, but the God can seal himself away.
I do not know how to describe my position. Sorry - I am nearly deceased.
Cold as hell.
hang - неправильный глагол, долбоёб. Иди перед мамкой своим негритянским английским выёбывайся.
Долбоеб? That means, as I recall, "low-intellegent fuck"? Like отрокъ неразуменый in pre-revolution Russian language, right?
Spread the word that not all Americans hate Russians! What you hear on the fascist new of yours is not true!
Hippies in Russia is something that has never crossed my mind.
Yes, the Gov't can pay for your hospital stay depending on your income.
Ok. In about 45 minutes I will be eating dinner. So I will make a new thread after that. You will know its me because I will put "doughboywwi" somewhere in my post.
Тут ты прав. Я это давно учил, не помнил. Ну и традиционно, иди нахуй.
> истеричное кукареканье
Обоссал припадочного.
Oh. I believe in God and Jesus so firmly I'd let ISIS behead me.
Okay buddy, you wouldn't mind if I join you by this time? Nice to see here someone who able to speak Lingua Aenglisca. Or AEnglisc? Gosh, I forget so much, I regret so much...
Ай эм вкри пур мен, ай хоуп ай вилл лив ин америка энд смогу себе позволить ходить в магазины за едой и брать все что захочу, не смотря на цены, как это делает жирный казах с ютуба. Раша ис фукен щиет.
If you like low voices than listen to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FHngGBaklw
its a russian punk-rock band called "Leningrad"
Indeed. It's a filthy word.
What do you mean?
There is nothing particulary BAD in this kind of thinking, but I'd like to step in like that: "The religion give us simple images of what science is baking hard-way".
Yeah, this is it. Glad I could think that through.
Improve you English writing skills, dude. Because your /b/rothers from 4chan can piss on your face (as they usually did). Show them our russian YOBA and say "MAMKY IBAL VASHU)))))"
What the fuck did I just watch?
Here is a great American tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2mBK9LsKf4
This is from the Great Gatsby 2013 movie
Ahh, I see.
There is a monkey on my screen? What have you done? I HAVE FUCKIN APE ON MY SCREEN BIATCH
Я на форчан редко захожу. Во время Евровидения заходил. Иностранцы тоже бабахать умеют.
I personally satisfied with nasheeds enough.
This one by Abu Ali is very tasty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFYaJ3xSGbM
-That Canadian Guy.
>отрокъ неразуменый
Like the one you speaking with, lol.
So you really did learn Russian history, amazing
Yep, I did. I enjoyed it a lot, really.
- That Canadian Dude/Guy.
That is Kanye West. He is a total narcissist but he has decent music.
Also, what kind of books do you read in Russia? I have read "The Great Gatsby", "Sherlock Holmes", "All Quiet on the Western Front" (WWI is my hobby) and more.
> Иностранцы тоже бабахать умеют.
Ну ты тип думал, что они инопланетяне такие, да?))
Dude that stuff is weird.
One of my favorites from the 1970s:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY
Да на самом деле я немного опешил. У них там пердаки улетали на орбиты выше наших. Спасибо тому анону, что меня туда направил.
Also, if anyone had any veterans in World War 1 I would love to hear stories and shit!
Now i read russian classic book "Ugryum-reka", but i am not russian, im hohol so everybody hate me here.
the best of, excepting last one that have't been released
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRBoXN8z9Js
> rap
> decent music
Do you have "western" literature over there?
Are you high?
Actually, I made my degree thanks to dissertation called "Influence of Russian Bolshevik's Revolution. The Shade of Empire that Broken."
Yep. Even my buddies told me that sounds TOO sentimental.
Oh, my favourite part comes right in!
I know. I am currently working on Islamic faith... Potential. So you can forgive me, right? Just doing mah job.
-That Canadinan
lol no alive veterans of ww1, maybe you meant world war 2?
Can it nig-nog.
The title had "Jihad" on it. I'm pretty sure the NSA has logged my IP lol.
This is 1915 year photo, one of my ancestors. My ancestors were russian nobles.
I also like Steven King, but i prefer russian/ukranian books cause translation make book worse.
Yes, I'm high on life.
Why is this an outrageous request?
Ah, I know some Muslims that are nice.
No I mean ancestors in WWI.
Did he die in the war? Who did he fight? Was he an officer? Did he know about the U.S. Siberia Expedition in 1918?
>What do you do for fun in Russia?
this
this
> Why is this an outrageous request?
Did you use google translator to compose that, my scoolboy?
I dont know almost anything except he is a my grandgrandgrandfather.
I am WWI veteran. What do you want to know?
Oh you asked if some1 HAD veterans. WW1 is not popular in russia, but we always speak about nazi, ww2, filming films about ww2 and stuff. Maybe becoz russia lost ww2, and germany won (thats why german ppl live better than russians)
You guys commit a lot of suicide.
Is Russia really that bad?
Shitoff my pants.
Oh, you!
Believe me, my dearest of all colleague, my research shows that - oh, of all the sudden! - Muhammad considered himself founder of NEW BRANCH OF OLD ABRAAMIC RELIGION - Chrisitianity, by that time not shattered.
Yep. Muslims forgot their legacy. What a shame.
Just like that russian proverb (or rather their adage):
"Всегда помянай свое корне, бо от ны возрастают ветви твоя."
... Still remember something. Amazing.
- That C.
yes it is.
I am American, English is my first language. I am OP.
That is sad. My great great uncle was a U.S. Doughboy. He died in the war of Pneumonia.
>pic related
What was it like?
Why is it not popular?
It's not a suicide. Just his friend be he can't do this, but he did.
>his friend bet he can't
slffix
>What was it like?
like soil
So you're saying that modern Muslims forget the most basic things of being muslim?
I feel sorrow for you.
We rotate all America on our dicks!
... If thy mean film "Green Elephant", I would rather use "crude dirt" instead of "soil".
Just opinion. Do not shoot, братия!
- That C.
Shit. Wrong pictureю
Odd. Can you elaborate?
>pictureю
>Why is it not popular?
coz tv says that americans are nazi, ukrainians are nazi, everybody is nazi, russian ppl think that everybody but them is nazi, in fact - russian goverment is nazi, putin=hitler, when russian speak about america, europe and ukraine, they always remember ww2, they think that nothing changed.
Agreed with him. "Dirt" is more suitable word.
Writing in epic thread
Amen (Alhamdulillah'i', in fact) Nowadays Muslims do not even read Quran.
A shameful display of lie and miserable flattery of so-called "New Caliphs". ISIS is built on mendacity.
Sorry. This place is dangerous to talk about Islam. Here, on that forum, is a lot of pseudomummins and quasishakhides.
-That C. (For my братiя and no сестры on this forum - I am That Canadian Dude)
Leaving aside the classics, I think the Pelevin is worth mentioning first(of the contemporary Russian writers), at least among my preferences. He's something unique to Russia and whole world, though not everyone will bear his cynical, or at least thoroughly sarcastic style. One of its inspirers was Carlos Castaneda, whom he read when it wasn't even legal in USSR.
Then leave Russia!
Thats good to know. So Russians don't like Muslims?
Op, how old are you? Do you have car? I am 16, and i have car, but i cant drive cause here we can get driving license only if we are 18 years old.
Good thread!
U can leave russia but russia cant leave u
BTW, if you from Canada - have you ever purchased something from WTCR?
We don't have much Russian literature here in the States. We do have Fyodor Dostoyevsky's "Crime and Punishment" though. I would recommend reading "The Great Gatsby", its a great embodiment of America after WWI.
Do you now that russian propaganda says that america is our enemy and we should fight it? America is spiritless, all of american are gays an pedophiles and wanted make russia the same.
If you move to Italy, you will never be Italian.
If you move to Germany, you will never be German.
If you move to America, you can become American.
>his inspirers
self-fix
self-fix
I wanted to ask you about gangs. Is it true what can we see in TV series like The Sopranos?
What about biker gangs? I especially interested in biker gangs.
Nope. I live content in Quebec. But I could consider that opportunitu.
And about your question - I think so. Russians BASICALLY do not accept Muslimi in their society.
Although there is a lot of them now...
But let us allow our Russian friends to speak up.
-That Canadian Guy.
vodka putin balalayka mishka endless cold lalalala
>ayy lmao
>ayy lmao
>Then leave Russia!
Id liked to, but where can i go? In USA? USA does not need me, im not scientist or something, so i have to live in russia, and die in this godforsaken country.
>opportunity
Fix-o-matic enabled.
Srsly? It's nice, i could try.
It's more about west culture than USA.
Everyone knows it's true
But to move in America u have to get green card or 200k$
There seem to be a lot of Pedophiles here in America, but I live there and I hear it on the news. We don't really have "propoganda", we've got the media telling us what to think. However I don't believe it. America is most certainly not spiritless.
Also homosexuality is not my thing but I really don't care what other people do.
Do you know EthosLab?
Quintessence of Russia
pictureю
That let'splayer? Heard about him. Should I pay attention to him?
-That C.
OP why are you spending time in internet and imageboards (капчуешь - in russian), you live in america, you can drive car, you can travel, you can take your gun and shoot some kids in school (just kiddin), i understand why russian people spend their time here, coz we have nothing to do.
Oh wow, lold.
What if i'll move to America illegally, could i get a job? What would you do in this case?
There are three or four types of "gangsters" in America. I will list them:
-Biker Gangs: Wear Leather Jackets, Get drunk often, mean, can be white trash, some are very cool
-Thugs: These are the black, mexican, and white folk you see on television. The Mexicans can also be cartels, which are the most dangerous. The black and white folk usually sell dope and kill people, as well as steal.
-Organized Crime: Polish Mafia, Russian Mafia, Sicilian Mafia, etc.
You don't need to be special to come to America. America doesn't require people "of worth". Pretty much everyone would welcome you here.
You'd might as well. Either way you're gonna die, one option is in Russia and the other is you die in America. What do you choose?
Come here to visit. Bring rare Russian resources to America. Sell it. Profit.
> I'm imagine
Нахуй иди, да?
>pictureю
>You don't need to be special to come to America. America doesn't require people "of worth"
your goverment doesnt think so, i cant get greencard just because i want it, i have to be special
You won't become rich by moving here illegally, but you could get a job. Gas Stations in low-class areas hire illegals. You could also join a gang. There is much to do.
I am not yet old enough to drive. However, you're right, I need to be off of here. Though in America we don't live withing walking distance of our friends. We usually get together on weekends. We don't do shit with our friends everyday here.
i think just a typo, бля ну ощипся чувак чо такого)))
No no. The best way to get here is to get married to an America. You could also stow-away on a cargo ship headed to the U.S., but that is risky.
Oh, while I have opportunity, can I ask my occasional Russian friends about some misty moments of your history in XX century?
I fabulous chance to practice my Russian as well...
- That C.
I fabulous chance to practice my Russian as well...
- That C.
>Then leave Russia!
Oh, I'd love to, at least before political problems won't settle down. But it's not as easy as leave USA for example, it's hard to accumulate enough of money to fix oneself in a new place. You could compare average income here with China.
I see. Come visit America, acquire U.S. Dollars. Go back to Russia and exchange them for Rupels. USD is worth way may than Rupels, so then you get a large sum of Rupels quick. Buy a boat that can cross the ocean (or buy a plane ticket) and arrive in America. Get more USD. Exchange for Rupees, buy visa or American wife.
You will live in America.
>You could also join a gang
Sounds good. Is it high chances to go in jail? Will i have a gun?
OP did you know pistols are forbidden in russia, but we can buy non lethal pistols (they have elastic bullets), and if you are a hunter you can buy a shotgun.
I don't quite understand what you said in the first part. But yes, I'm usually right. LOL
>to get married to an America
wow. American you mean? But im ugly virgin, nobody will marry me.
I have to go to dinner (I'm OP). I will post a thread after dinner (probably about an hour or an hour and a half from now). I will put "doughboywwi" somehwere in my post. Tell your friends that an American will gladly talk to them and shit.
Talk to you guys later!
Talk to you guys later!
US's good 4 m. Was visit differrent places: Atlanta, Denver, Chicago, NY, Orlando, Tampa e.t.c.
Wanna get back, luv it. A best place 2 stay - Orlando.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sHjjEEc5gU
Look, OP, this is a ussual day in each russian city except Moscow
Wow, cool idea, but I think basic laws of economics won't allow that.
A moget ti poydesh nahuy bistro?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLLPnnroeaU
OP, this guy is a vocalist of kind of russian Motorhead
OP, this guy is a vocalist of kind of russian Motorhead
Once again, my friends, I utterly confused - I cannot read modern russian (By letters of latin alphabet, why should you write it like that?), but I can translate it in pre-revolution language.
Funny, right? Bad to be me.
Well, my only conversation partner have left, so, probably, I should go as well.
- That C.
Bumpeczki
Please, do not pay attention to such posts, it's just plain trolling. I gonna go to sleep, but I could participate in such thread later if you will make it again. Send me a message via Skype: anonbaka
You probably misunderstood the situation - I am not the OP, just his, well, occasional buddy here.
He is from USA, thus he is that ingénue, whilst I am from Canada, Quebec, thus I am that... PhD. Hmm.
But thanks. I will add you to my friendlist in Skype soon enough.
- That C.
Посмертный бамп.
I didn't quite following who is who, but yes, add me anyway, will be glad to be helpful in what ever
Ананы, как мне, тупому ватнику выучить английский?
Попробуй переводить песни с английского
It's rather simple; And you are not vatnik (Only word in Russian which I recall in connection is 'квасной патрiотъ') - at least you'd like to try.
I advise you to watch something on English, read. Talk to your reflection on English while bathing. Something like that.
'Тако ты и обритеш разумение языцев', if I still posess some balls in Olde Russian Language.
- That C.
Полиглот же. Годнота 10 из 10.
Oh, Christ, now I am critically near delirium. Should go - that illness of mine consumed all my flesh and mind.
Hope to talk with you again soon.
- That C.
>квасной патрiотъ
Somehow it made me laugh again, but it's very accurate word
> Таврия
> Украинские номера
Ты кого наебать пытаешься, пёс?
Забавный был тред. Схоронил.
arhivach.org/thread/37203/
arhivach.org/thread/37203/
Tolsto
Привет из Америки!
What do you do for fun in Russia?
Что вы развлекаетесь в России?
Thanks!
Спасибо!
>pic unrelated