Лондон из э кэпитал оф грейт британ.
What?
bump
> get in here cykae
WTF
You mom.
Perhaps you need to go to a doctor.
Lol no.
-Drinkin.
-Angry.
-Meat, fastfood.
-Like other people. Nice and kindful.
-HOW R U FATSO MURICA STRONK FASTFOOD YAY
-Yep, its really popular
Perestan, mudak.
-Angry.
-Meat, fastfood.
-Like other people. Nice and kindful.
-HOW R U FATSO MURICA STRONK FASTFOOD YAY
-Yep, its really popular
Perestan, mudak.
Yes. How long has it been like that?
Children you shouldn't open this subject. You young, playful, everything is easy for you. It not that. It not Chikatilo and at all archives of intelligence services. Here it is better not to climb. Seriously, any of you will be sorry. Close a subject better and forget that here was written. I quite understand that this message I will cause additional interest, but I want to warn at once the inquisitive - stop. The others simply won't find.
Как ты меня заебал, уёбок.
А вот ты хороший человек. Приходи почаще.
Tell me about UVB-76.
Also decent pic.
Спасибо няша.
It looks like a fucking thumb.
Creepy station, strange sounds every week.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UVB-76
Visit our /sn/ someday.
hey, faggot, say me pleazze, how often you suck a dick and give in your ass like your fat stupid mommy?
lost ia a voice
>It looks like a fucking thumb.
BINGO
Do you know what it is for?
What does it mean?
Do I win a prize?!
Proove me you're not troll with new sup for new thread.
I know that receivers of УВБ-76's frequency are in
recruitment offices (voenkomats). I think for signals to mobilisation. pic strongly related.
>Do I win a prize?!
Can perform your request
Can we be a skype friend? I have to the spoken english practice.
From me...emm... I dont know, for what - i could beinteresting 4 u
Is this good enough, Cyka?
Dunno, something what we got after USSR falls down.
Some of Morse shit, no one rly knows what is crackin.
-What do you do for fun in Russia?
HOMICIDE FAGS.
-How are the people in Russia?
Mean and harsh.
-What do you usually eat in Russia?
Pussy.
-What are your thoughts about America and its citizens?
See the pic.
But honestly, man, it doesnt look like you asking about my personal thoughts. Anyway, question doesnt make any sence.
-What jokes do you have about Americans?
Youtube -> Задорнов
You would be disappointed.
-Do you know about the radio station "UVB-76"?
Yes. All the Russians are listening to it.
HOMICIDE FAGS.
-How are the people in Russia?
Mean and harsh.
-What do you usually eat in Russia?
Pussy.
-What are your thoughts about America and its citizens?
See the pic.
But honestly, man, it doesnt look like you asking about my personal thoughts. Anyway, question doesnt make any sence.
-What jokes do you have about Americans?
Youtube -> Задорнов
You would be disappointed.
-Do you know about the radio station "UVB-76"?
Yes. All the Russians are listening to it.
take a paper and write "sup 2ch.hk. 18.09.2014"
or GTFO
Very spooky!
Open a door with your toe-thumb.
Sorry, I don't have skype. If you got an iPhone we could FaceTime or if you got kik you could send an audio recording of your English and we could work from there.
Pasport with sup 2ch.hk. 18.09.2014 or GTFO
Very spooky. Do you know any recruiters?
Nice, pussy is always good. What have you heard from UVB-76? What does it say when there are messages?
Proof or GTFO
T
F
O
shit
>Open a door with your toe-thumb.
?
There, faggot.
Recruiters? Not sure if someone alive is broadcasting on UVB.
My eng is so perfect, hope u can read this mess.
Open a doorknob using your toe thing.
u make me sad.
well.may be tell me, where is i can find to communicate the english language native speakers
открой дверь ( потяни за ручку ) своим пальцем
Voenkomats. There was a broadcast in January of 2014.
suka chto tvorish eto viglyadit kak ukraisnki prekrati pojalusta ili viuchi yazik
Не получиться.
Давайте другой.
и хули? никаких пруфов что он пиндос, мб просто внешность такая. требуйте внятных пруфов!
делай или ты не пальчик
Still no passport though.
da zavali ebalo ti menya s pindosom sputal mudak vsratii
It's just some old-fashioned shortwave station used for military and mobilization purposes to broadcast some cyphered messages. There is nothing conspirological, I think.
It makes me sad as well.
Go here: http://www.reddit.com/r/languagelearning
They have stuff for learning English and I'm sure someone would love to talk to you.
Wait a minute I know what you are trying to do!
I'm 90% sure that there is something spooky behind it.
Let's get married with me so I can live in the greatest country in the world. There is no other way to do it.
PS I'm man
>What have you heard from UVB-76?
Commands. Got it? 4625 give oreders, we execute.
>What does it say when there are messages?
There's a wiki article, isn't it? With translations. It's some military codes, who the fuck knows, who the fuck cares.
>Very spooky.
Ok, now I have a serious doubts you'r murikan.
Commands. Got it? 4625 give oreders, we execute.
>What does it say when there are messages?
There's a wiki article, isn't it? With translations. It's some military codes, who the fuck knows, who the fuck cares.
>Very spooky.
Ok, now I have a serious doubts you'r murikan.
Have an facebook account, OP?
I need some practice with my eng, as u can see.
I need some practice with my eng, as u can see.
u menya upper-inter. voobwe to, problemmi tolko s re4u, a 4to tebe ne ponravilos'? gde owibka, esli takoi umiy
I am not gay.
http://priyom.org/military-stations/russia/the-buzzer.aspx is a very good resource to find anything related
Why not?
sohrani svoi post i prochitai kogda nachnesh izuchat yazik
ves tred s nim pijju i viju tvoy sadness
Check dat shit m8
lost is a voice
:3
Mikhail, Zhegor, Dmitri, etc.
WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!
Also spooky is an American word.
>-What do you do for fun in Russia?
Drink.
>-How are the people in Russia?
Fucking scumbacks
>-What do you usually eat in Russia?
Vodka
>-What are your thoughts about America and its citizens?
Rich scumbacks
>-What jokes do you have about Americans?
In capitalistic America hamburgers eat you.
>-Do you know about the radio station "UVB-76"?
nope
Also, guys, that is VATNIK. Russians in /int/ name so other russians.
Yeah, give me yours and I'll give you mine.
>backs
бля. в голос
Отлично смотритесь вместе.
Also join to #priyom @ freenode
fok u
Спасибо.
facebook.com/learandloathinginlv
Because.
That's fucking creepy.
Please delete my picture from your cellular telephone.
hey, he promised to me, a friend realiationship
sori ti slishkom horosho znaew yazik
It doesn't show up.
Try breaking the URL up.
>Mikhail, Zhegor, Dmitri, etc.
>WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!
Just Russian names.
Mikhail - Михаил
Yegor - Егор
Dmitri - Дмитрий
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spelling_alphabet
RUSSAON, PIDORAS, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
No.
> cellular telephone.
wut?
russian retard deteced. it's PHONE
Me2, so?
>RUSSIAN
fxd, sukablyat
Сука, опять ты) Ногти в порядок приведи, блядь!
da 4ego ty doebalsya to do menya?
Are they the Russian equivalent to Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo, etc.?
Are you jewish, OP?
sosi pisos gnida
>deteced
Yes! You faggot!
Basically VATNIK is the worst kind of rus patriots, which is, most patriots.
They do 2 things: love dictatorship and hate the West.
idk
No, why?
da hz ti sam nachinaesh nyashk
Dunno how to fuck with it.
https://www.facebook.com/learandloathinginlv
www. facebook. com/learandloathinginlv
Нет.
Скру ю дикхед. Бикоз ё мам из чип хукер.
skolko tebe let? davno u4iw'?
>Mikhail, Zhegor, Dmitri, etc.
It's just a russian (Byzantian\Slavic) first names. I can't believe you havn't seen Russian names before. Usually recepient should recieve only one first letter, like "M" - "Michael", radio chatters use the whole word or name to make it more recognizable if chat is not clear or signal is weak. So, most likely they get messages like MBT-13, RTFW, etc. Doesnt make sence to civilian, like it should, I guess.
тут просто принято, когда видишь правильно построенные предложения, то надо нападать на человека, типа он задрочил учебники и его язык неживой.
That's super fucking fishy. I'll kik you, no Facebook. You can't scam me!
Because there are only jewish and niggers in US
are you SS?
I thought that all Russians were in the military at one time. Are you sure you don't know how to read it?
Do you speak any foreign language?
How many of americans do?
Said mongoloid scum.
17, учил в доме творчества будучи дошкольником, а потом уже в школе/шараге я выдрвачивал все задания за минуту и на меня забивали хуй учителя
после школы уже в инте краутчана и игрульках учил
privet yoba eto ti?
Паспорт с супом или уёбывай.
Not true. There are plenty of others here. Like Serbs.
Stolz und frei, stark und treu!
However u say, brah.
Fuckin book.
YOBI NET , CHTO-TO EMU PEREDAT'?
OP's twin brother here, no shit, we will both do a timestamp!
anyway, most Americans used to speak German but now we speak whatever we want and how many we want
da
Nice pics though.
I can give you my kik.
мож подскажешь где подтянуть надо?! я спокойно смотрю фильмы, cnn, читаю западную лит-ру но ни хуя не получается говорить, ну видимо и писать.блять такая напасть
А давайте на фочан набежим.
Кто-нибудь создайте там тред, я ОП-пост придумать не могу.
А кун с паком будет постить бампать контентом с рашка-тематикой.
Кто-нибудь создайте там тред, я ОП-пост придумать не могу.
А кун с паком будет постить бампать контентом с рашка-тематикой.
Let me speak from my heart!
>were in the military at one time
If you're lucky you can skip it.
If you aren't ... well, you could end up dead, or badly injured. Not necesserily ofc, but such accidents are frequent.
Slishkom towsto
Hey Garrett, timestamp me in here so these cykae know im 4 real
Нахуй пошла, аватарка ебучая.
А давайте-ка выпустим пар! Пиндос сам пришел!
So shouldn't you be able to read that military jibberish?
Isn't it more practical to speak Spanish?
German is spoken mostly in Germany.
двачую
who is this pleb?
no.
Ok! one sec.
Не знаю, выдрачивай разговорный на реддите и прочих форумах. Подтянуть хуй знает, прочитал твоё - как неотбитый кусок железа. Выдрачивай грамматику, формы и прочее. Мне вот мой язык за полгода нигде кроме этого треда не пригодился, но это наверное потому что я хиккахуйло.
Сажи въеби.
we do what we want because were free, and frankly we dont give a flying fuck if a spaniard wants to talk to us
I love u, my weety! Go nyasitsya pod pledikom?
Black_Overlord
Black_Overlord
That wasn't my point, dude.
Yes, but Spanish sucks.
This is Steam Michael.
Davno uzhe ne bilo parovos-threads, where are thy fag?
who is steam michael?
Welcome to hell. Welcome to Russia.
Ok, just wondering.kek so what's uploaded?
Well, i gotta go now.
Good luck and visit /sn/ someday, mate.
Was a pleasure to see u here.
Good luck and visit /sn/ someday, mate.
Was a pleasure to see u here.
На сосач, быдло!
бля, годная ж идея суки вы бля. трипчую
Nado zhe im davat' otdyhat', a to Mishku uvolyat k huyam.
In America we all think Russians are badass
Mongols are superior race.
\0
Damn I mean what's up?
You too!
German sounds like crap.
I gonna learn Spanish after improving English.
Btw i wanna move to a latin country, probably Chile or Argentina.
US already got too much niggers.
>-Do you know about the radio station "UVB-76"?
Yes, i know, and i live near this station. Check this out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGELMy4loGY
Come to russia i'll give you a tour.
>
спс.пригодится еще тебе. карьеру можешь строить в забугорной компашке за хорошее бабло.
Ofc we're badass. How you think who we are if we're living in fucking hell all that time? Bad fucking ass for sure.
Prepare ur anus OP, im going to rape you sranij pindos
пиздец, в Париж съезди - ваще охуеешь
Op pidor ebaniy
tred don't read mimowalk
tred don't read mimowalk
>I thought that all Russians were in the military at one time.
You must be kidding, I'm 5 yo. 2ch.hk is a messageboard for kids, schoolboys, you know. Military duty if for grown-ups. You can check iichan.hk, they all were in the army. Don't be confused by all those anime pictures, they just became the real men in the army, IYKWIM. Do not judge, k?
>recruitment
U R CLOSE COMRADE
У меня крестная в гермашки съебала дикарями вместе со сбежавшим в армейки куном. Сейчас клинику свою небольшую стоматологическую держит, детей растит.
Тоже наверное свалю туда как надоест тут проебываться.
За грубости конечно извиняюсь, привык так уже тут общаться.
Надеюсь выдрочишь всё до идеала.
There are plenty of "niggers" in Latin American countries.
I was told that someone would take me to Moscow for a trip but I wouldn't come back.
>mimowalk
proigral in a voice
Вы говорите по-английски?
спс.добра те
At least Chile has mostly whites and mixed white-indians which are pretty.
of course very horosho vodka!
Moscow sucks. I strongly recommended Saint-Petesburg
В европку не хочу. Вот на другой конец света хочу.
>-What do you do for fun in Russia?
Smoking spice
>-How are the people in Russia?
Mad animals trying to do nothing and have everything
>-What do you usually eat in Russia?
Potato, Pelemeni, Doshiral (korean nudle), drink vodka, shi(traditional soup)
>-What are your thoughts about America and its citizens?
Fat, stupid cunts
>-What jokes do you have about Americans?
We dont have jokes only hate and anger
>-Do you know about the radio station "UVB-76"?
No.
Smoking spice
>-How are the people in Russia?
Mad animals trying to do nothing and have everything
>-What do you usually eat in Russia?
Potato, Pelemeni, Doshiral (korean nudle), drink vodka, shi(traditional soup)
>-What are your thoughts about America and its citizens?
Fat, stupid cunts
>-What jokes do you have about Americans?
We dont have jokes only hate and anger
>-Do you know about the radio station "UVB-76"?
No.
>Are you sure you don't know how to read it?
There is no use in reading them, you gotta decode it using specific manuals. There are no giveaway of such materials in army. Read about cyphering a bit.
На оппике какой-то неправильный американ.
Вот правильный.
Кун с пальцем ты тут?
I guess. It sucks there though it's so hot.
'bout time i went to bed.
3 after midnight here in Kaliningrad.
Take care.
>I was told that someone would take me to Moscow for a trip but I wouldn't come back.
Lol. It's not true. It's not a North Korea yet. But you have to get visa before you'll trip to russia.
Pic and time stamp?
I want to go to Volvogorad and St. Petersburg.
Goodnight ttyl
Thats not true, dont believ to him he is probably one of slave trader, he will take u to the podval (basement) and then call ur perents to ask for money if they want to see there son alive then he will get money, rape u and kill u
Пиздец, сборище даунов. Это какой-то ебаный школьник, который нихуя в английском не шурупит.
Палец кун, я хочу от тебя детей.
Палец кун, я хочу от тебя детей.
>shi(traditional soup)
Oh you, comrade! Everyone adore shi(traditional soup). When shi is good, womens use to post on their forums "My husband hlurped shi so intence, that he got condition called "za ushami treSHIt".
Daym srsy m8
> shi(traditional
made my day.
I know. That's why I didn't go to Moscow.
Дауны это картинки из прошлых тредов с ним. Ебанаты тупые спермотоксикозники.
That is absolute bullshit.
Come here bro, to Dagestan or Chechnya, the most hospitable places in the world.
Pishite po busurmanski, pidorы.
Fuck no! I ain't trusting shady Russia s over the internet!
Он ни в чем не шурупит, но чутье подсказывает мне что-то в этом треде будет что-то ржачное. А тебе лишь бы ярлыки вешать. Урод.
che? ti ohuel kakoi pic tebe? moya tnya hui tebe gnida a ne pic
>I want to go to Volvogorad
Volvogorad is very close to places like Checnia, you know. Things like explosions and terrorist attacks happens very often here.
First man whoo not talk irish. But speack so-so right. For what matter uoy are interested about CW???
Come! Embrace communism or you'll go to hell!
Here i come again.
Are u still talkin bout radio and russian people?
Are u still talkin bout radio and russian people?
Oh. Then Tannenburg even though it's in Poland.
Щи это национальное русское блюдо, у хохлодаунов борщ.
Nyet. Time stamps?
Лол. Окей.
Fuck, I see that bitch all this day on \b\
I know that it is fake, that's why there is no time stamps!
Не умеешь - не пытайся.
А вообще не думал что я так насрал.
>on UVB
Talk correctly! What is the shittin' uvband???
I never herd about, instead only speak thath fucking redneck(быдло imean).
GTFO already.
Face and time stamp, please!
Such a good place Checnya is. I heard you can work on brick facility here for food and you will be okay. Even you head will be on place. What a lovely people lives here, very honorable.
Таки насрал. Воняет.
The worst city in America is the best city in Russia.
Спреевый освежитель мама не просто так поставила.
Пользуйся.
Pls check the picture on the left. That's one of the russian brides you read about. Take it, good woman. Good deal.
Всем похуй
Фу блядь снова эти жуткие соски.
I can't marry, I'm not 18!
Не так жутко как английский язык, да?
Face and time stamp or it's an obvious SCAM!
Почему, когда мне отвечают на сообщение, мне все чаще кажется, что мой пост\коммент не читали перед тем, как на него ответить? Ответы настолько невпопад, что мне кажется, будто номер моего поста попал в ответ по ошибке.
I have read: "I cant marry, I have no dick"
И когда она приехала?
No. I have one, it's just that I can't marry until I'm 18!
Scum
Fix you!
But you can "Citizen Marriage"
K GUYS IT'S TIME TO ABANDON THIS THREAD IT'S JUST A COPYPAST OF KRAUTCHAN THREAD!
>Privyet, / b /!
>Ich bin der Amerikaner aus früheren, und ich habe ein paar Fragen, Russland und seine Kultur, die ich gerne euch zu beantworten habe.
>Fragen:
>-Was Tun Sie für Spaß in Russland zu tun?
>-Wie Sind die Menschen in Russland?
>-Was Sie in der Regel in Russland zu essen?
>-Was Sind Ihre Gedanken über Amerika und seine >Bürgerinnen und Bürger?
>-Was Witze haben Sie über die Amerikaner?
>-Haben Sie wissen um die Radiosender "UVB-76"?
> Ich bin offen für so ziemlich alles!
> Vielen Dank!
>Privyet, / b /!
>Ich bin der Amerikaner aus früheren, und ich habe ein paar Fragen, Russland und seine Kultur, die ich gerne euch zu beantworten habe.
>Fragen:
>-Was Tun Sie für Spaß in Russland zu tun?
>-Wie Sind die Menschen in Russland?
>-Was Sie in der Regel in Russland zu essen?
>-Was Sind Ihre Gedanken über Amerika und seine >Bürgerinnen und Bürger?
>-Was Witze haben Sie über die Amerikaner?
>-Haben Sie wissen um die Radiosender "UVB-76"?
> Ich bin offen für so ziemlich alles!
> Vielen Dank!
You may be jerking???
1.
Diffirent.Drugs,alcohol,videogames,books(nuclear physics/Marks Joke )
2.
Mostly unhappy. Look tired. Younger people in SaintP looks like other EU young people(mostly)
3.
Personaly I eat balanced food, cuz i train in gym(always care food)
4.
About America(country): I supose, your country(to be honest) is rapist in mask of democracy.
About citizens: Same guys as all around the world.
5.
Hmmm. Nothing goes in mind. Last what i heard is:
-How many times in 24 American guy take shit?
-13
-Why?
-Once in the morning and 12 every time he remember russian nuclear weapon.
+ 100 к святой атаке! Все в танк!
That's CP
No
Oh you!
Yes.
Ah! I see.
and sry for my english
Well same questions to you.And put OP tag on your posts please
Hey American.
Please tell me what you think about gays?
Is USA that politically correct and it's like heaven to gays? In russia we are the same thing as pedofiles while i always see news about new gay marriages in USA happening.
What is your personal opinion about gays?
I can't, I'm on an iPad.
Have you ever hear, the child pornography, is legal on Argentinian pages? Gringo... (If you really is).
hey dood, let me in on some of this Gar
>из э кэпитал
из зэ кэпитал, пидор
Посоны, а чё на гомояблоках нет кнопки ОП?
ok.Btw Same questions.
Personally, I don't care about gays. He'll, my brother has a lesbian girlfriend! In America, people don't really care about gays unless they are plebs.
Ok post her pic and stuff.
>He'll, my brother has a lesbian girlfriend! In America, people don't really care about gays unless they are plebs.
Cool.
thanks!
изи кэпитан гэй
No problem! Glad I could help.
переключись на полную версию
не думал, что на ночном сидят школьники по будням
ну и морда
shitty face, my little untermensch, bet u're a virgin
Чувак, а тебе не больно, когда ты его трогаешь? Алсо как ты носишь обувь? И почему (прости, если обижу) не удалишь его?
You're correct!
but the way, you already probe your dark tonnel???
u mean BACKDOOR ?
No, I'm not gay!
U mean Willy Wonka Chokolate hole ?
in America we call it 'pooper'
Do you like movies like Gremlins?
have no idea what to ask...i grew up with some pop culture shit like Ghostbusters, teenage mutant ninja turtles. Are those franchises that crazy in USA? Are there so many nerds?
>-What do you do for fun in Russia?
Drawing, shitting on 4Chan and 2Ch, watching movies.
>-How are the people in Russia?
Nasty and cold
>-What do you usually eat in Russia?
Pirozhki. I always want to eat Pizza but pizza here is shitty as hell...the worst thing i had was Pizza with CHICKEN...that was grooss.
>-What are your thoughts about America and its citizens?
I liked america of 60-90s period...but now i look at it and something makes me look away.
>-What jokes do you have about Americans?
Everybody tells that americans are fat and stupid. However everybody buying stuff and watch movies'shows made by USA.
>-Do you know about the radio station "UVB-76"
Have no idea wtf is this lol
have no idea what to ask...i grew up with some pop culture shit like Ghostbusters, teenage mutant ninja turtles. Are those franchises that crazy in USA? Are there so many nerds?
>-What do you do for fun in Russia?
Drawing, shitting on 4Chan and 2Ch, watching movies.
>-How are the people in Russia?
Nasty and cold
>-What do you usually eat in Russia?
Pirozhki. I always want to eat Pizza but pizza here is shitty as hell...the worst thing i had was Pizza with CHICKEN...that was grooss.
>-What are your thoughts about America and its citizens?
I liked america of 60-90s period...but now i look at it and something makes me look away.
>-What jokes do you have about Americans?
Everybody tells that americans are fat and stupid. However everybody buying stuff and watch movies'shows made by USA.
>-Do you know about the radio station "UVB-76"
Have no idea wtf is this lol
Imean, park the trayn inyour backgarden?
U mean shoot hairy bullet in black target ?
Fuck off faggot your english is the same kind as we have in our school education. Real people don't speak like that.
OP's brother here (for real)
teenage mutant ninja turtles and ghostbusters are not big franchises anymore.
but you need to get your ass over to the USA and get some awesome pizza!
I've never watched the Gremlins.
Pizza with chicken? That's nasty!
I like to learn about America during the 1900s-1929. Mainly WWI
Yes. I mean "Play in chocolate werk"!
Us Americans do
>pleb
Ride on leather scooter ?
Meanwhile, I'm going to saw a chilly story.
Few years ago the friend of mine came from America. Actually, she wasn't my friend, she was a friend of my friend, but there was some sexual tension related issues between them - girl wish to have a sex with that guy who invites her to russia, but after her arrival he get that he doesnt like her at all. And don't want to be involved in communication in any kind, on personal level, physically, i mean, total rejection. BUT you heard about wide russian soul - its me - i said hey Rachel, welcome to my appartments, eat my pelmeni, puff my afghani hash, do what you want. Rachel told me a joke. Pity that I don't remember details - joke was "A guy walks into the bar and.." and then Rachel gave me some nonsence. I smiled a bit, to be kind, but next month I was thinking WHAT should be funny in that joke. I wrote her after few month - what she have ment by that joke? I told her that i was desperately trying to get it, but i just can't. She told me that it's a type of a joke you could say "FFS WHY you waste my time on it". We surely have analogs of such a joke in russia, lots of, its popular among kindergarden kids etc. But after 25yo american girl told me such a crap, I get a cultural shock. It's silly but im not exaggerating - I get a cultural shock.
Few years ago the friend of mine came from America. Actually, she wasn't my friend, she was a friend of my friend, but there was some sexual tension related issues between them - girl wish to have a sex with that guy who invites her to russia, but after her arrival he get that he doesnt like her at all. And don't want to be involved in communication in any kind, on personal level, physically, i mean, total rejection. BUT you heard about wide russian soul - its me - i said hey Rachel, welcome to my appartments, eat my pelmeni, puff my afghani hash, do what you want. Rachel told me a joke. Pity that I don't remember details - joke was "A guy walks into the bar and.." and then Rachel gave me some nonsence. I smiled a bit, to be kind, but next month I was thinking WHAT should be funny in that joke. I wrote her after few month - what she have ment by that joke? I told her that i was desperately trying to get it, but i just can't. She told me that it's a type of a joke you could say "FFS WHY you waste my time on it". We surely have analogs of such a joke in russia, lots of, its popular among kindergarden kids etc. But after 25yo american girl told me such a crap, I get a cultural shock. It's silly but im not exaggerating - I get a cultural shock.
you guys are weird
Im so sorry tovarish
next time we wont tell you shitty jokes
Why?
you like talking about assholes.
only niggers like assholes in america
Because we talking about DIGGING BROWN ORE ?
Yes!
>Pizza with chicken? That's nasty!
I know right...
When i tried it first time i didn't even know it was a Pizza with Mushroom and Chicken. I noticed something that was like "Rubber" on my teeth and tasted weird. It appeared to be pizza with some rubbery chicken.
They actually still sell it in our local supermarket.
Btw - Ninja Turtles actually made me pizza fan. No kidding. back in early 90s it was so weird and god-like to eat pizza. We never had anything like that before.
да
Блядь, скажите ему, шоб с паспортом сфоткался, че вы как лошки.
Because we love men assholes
Actually, 2 ch is gay the board
I never got into TMNT.
We love assholes! Men assholes:3
DO You like the nigga's dick??? Gringo.
i thought vladimir putin hated gays
Whats wrong with talking about PUTTING YOUR PAINTBRUSH IN TIGHT POT OF BROWN PAINT ?
But we hate Putin. Therefore love gay: 3
Story is a bit out of context, overall communication was great. Funny stories, charming details like "oh shit handle" - in russia we don't call it like that but its a very aptly i think.
But on the contrast with our clever conversations that joke was even more weird!
if youre gonna be derogatory, use the term "yank' "yankee" or "sammie"
i dont like penis faggot
why do you hate putin?
We are darkside of Vladimir the Great.
What isn't?
No, we're not. Only few of us. But we are definitely more into this shit than normal people.
haha
I asked first!
lol
do not like penises?
get out of here.
Moron or what?
For that to love this bastard?
he just obviously joking. Don't listen to him. All those posts after i asked you about gays in Usa - are shitposting.
Russians LOVE gay jokes. And at the same time hate gays. I think all russians secretly faggots.
It's true! But our president is Black Lord
GTFO HOHOL/WHITE CONDOM
Sorry
if you russians like anal (fucking someones asshole), you should come to america. every girl from like age 18 - 25 likes anal
Maybe there is some gay in all of us.
lol
> GTFO HOHOL/WHITE CONDOM
idi nahui. ya moskal
Ukranian nazi in da house, hide guys.
Never, cuz u dont talking about putting snake inside brown rabbit lair
Znachit belogandonnik. GtFO
кому ты пиздишь?
тебе же хочется отняшить няшного твинка в его попец
BEST
COUNTRY
IN
DA
WORLD
>hide guys
hide salo
fix'd
Reminds me of the beginning of "The Wizard of Oz".
why do you think girls in russia don't like it?
alright russian bros, im going to bed. its late here in america
you guys can kik me: The_Ridges_SM
no porn or illegal shit.
поздние товарищи
you guys can kik me: The_Ridges_SM
no porn or illegal shit.
поздние товарищи
>every girl from like age
fuck off, with your girls.
we like boys
Fucking google translater! In Russia, we live normally. Eat soup and drink vodka with bears. In the United States live alone bourgeois, just like money. Also in the United States is still racism against blacks. Russia has always been a good country. Only evil communists. Yet we do not like gay people. USA like gay people. LoL.
ALICE WAKE UP, YOU DID A CRAP
Lel
Alright OP is out; time for bed
If you murikans like anal (being fucked in asshole), you should came to russia - you can have it all day - in the ticket line, in the office, on a line in the shop, buying some food, and ESPECIALLY in municipal services. Everyone is involved in a backrape since 14yo till death.
cya
Besa mi pene. gringos! Voy a señalar ...
Fuck ponerse en el medio of your buttocks!
Fug ohv
mimo_canadian
WHAT? where do you live? it's only 9 pm in New York for example. it is LATE for you??
забыл написать про сбербанк и городскую больницу
1. We're drimking vodka
2. Very bad, untill they won't drink vodka
3. Vodka
4. They are stupid, they dont drink vodka
5. Skinny american
6. Its a secret station, that translating coordinates of hidden warehouse with vodka
Опередил сучечка!!!
Оп, мамкин корзинка, очевидно
>поздние товарищи
Лоллировал как шлюха под наркотой
You mean "Slut mom's buscket"? nino?
Mommy's little busket - если быть точнее и 100% перевод.
Slutty Mom's shithole - если переводить сосачем.
Todo hombre adecuado! ¡No pasarán! Revolución para nosotros!
Шо это за поцы, у тебя на пике?
два твоих папаши-пидора
Как же я ржал блять. добра тебе.
my dad rolled all time near toilet door, and ask me: u mad? WTF?
Пацаны поясните за этого ПАЛЬЦА?
Я помню тред пару дней назад с пальцем но я все проебал. Он реальный анон тут седящий? или форс?
Hey man \o RUSSIA STOONG! SANCTIONS-FICKANCTIONS STOPED BOMBING IRAQ MUTHA FUCKA
NO U
This pleb.
>I am the American from earlier
English very good
Гив ми а пруф виз ё факинг пасспорт ор UEBIVAI.
>333 пост
>UEBIVAI
>Privyet, /b/!
>I am the American from earlier, and I've got a few questions about Russia and its culture that I'd like you guys to answer.
Did you just said that you want a burger?
>Questions:
>-What do you do for fun in Russia?
Vodka
>-How are the people in Russia?
Fine
>-What do you usually eat in Russia?
Vodka and blini with caviar.
>-What are your thoughts about America and its citizens?
You need to understand that your life style is wrong. We'll help. We will make you free from your gayness and untermenshness.
>-What jokes do you have about Americans?
American do not enter kfc.
>-Do you know about the radio station "UVB-76"?
Yes.
>>I'm open to just about everything!
>>Thanks!
Do you suck dicks?
I am already saw him. He is fine. Just need more vodka.
Well, let's analyze piecemeal thee written)) It seems that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to come to listen?) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo, Rambo you room)) on you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not)) do not complain tossing bags, a lot of you in the spring thawed)) About like you say, Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message to you <try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself)
Syka, i'm lose
PIZDEC A YA NE MOGU V AMERIKANSKIY YAZIK
What?
Dobry pindos - martwy pindos.
Voi Venäjä.
Che?
Сука, я аж обосрался! Паренёк на пике дико на меня похож.
.
>-Do you know about the radio station "UVB-76"?
Mr. Amnesia333, login, please.
А ты не бульбаш случаем?
сажи дерьму толстому
сука каждый день подобная хуита
Че,нетсталкер,да ? -Красавчик!
I am the American from earlier, and I've got a few questions about Russia and its culture that I'd like you guys to answer.
Questions:
-What do you do for fun in Russia?
-How are the people in Russia?
-What do you usually eat in Russia?
-What are your thoughts about America and its citizens?
-What jokes do you have about Americans?
-Do you know about the radio station "UVB-76"?
>I'm open to just about everything!
>Thanks!