ебало из руд вершн оф фейс. обоссал меанс зет самван писсед он е фейс.
Ебало - rude word, mean "face"
Обосал - Pissed.
Обосал - Pissed.
cпасибо!
нз
Ебало завали/ Ebalo zavali - rude version of "Shut Up"
На хуй пошел/ Na Hui Poshel - "go fuck yourself.
На хуй пошел/ Na Hui Poshel - "go fuck yourself.
Nahui puteshestvui, american faggot
Хохол/Hohol - Faggot
Чо вот ты его гонишь? Научим русскому мату, пойдет на мемсы в Форчан.
Да и ты тоже пошел нахуй, придурок.
Почему ты такой злой, давай поговорим об этом?
Is it true that americans are so rich, they can eat every day?
Does everybody you see are smiling?
Is it true that Russian don't fear heights?
TOLSTO ZHE))))000
Всегда, когда вижу эту пикчу, становится жалко зайца. Он просто делает работу пытаясь заработать немного денег на двачевание, а какой-то Ерохин его посылает.
I don't know, I'm hikka.
RUSSIAN AFRAID ONLY ANOTHER RUSSIAN/
Who is mr Erohin?
Also, since I might be coming to your country. Do Russian women like American men or are we all "Nahui puteshestvui"?
> American here.
On the words you Lev Tolstoy, and in practice simple dick.
Where? Which city?
Ебало тебе обоссал, пидораха
I heard american man are really very tall. 6'6 at least. Is it true?? And how tall are you?
Alpha-male
>Пидораха
>Пишет америкосу, что он пидараха.
WE NEED TO GO DEEPA
Mamy ebal
6,6 см? Ты ебанутый?
>подразумевая что это американец
Not sure yet. Probably Moscow because why not visit the capitol first. It won't be any time soon, I'm just curious.
feets
I'm 6 foot 3.
Yards
Удваиваю этого эмпата.
>capitol
cockerel
Moscow - not the best choice.
S. Petersberg - much better. One of the amazing city which i ever seen. about 8 of 10.
St.Petersburg seems like better choice for the first visit.
Nahui puteshestvui, pidr
Is it normal heigh there? How tall are your women?
Average height of men is either 5 11 or 6 foot I guess.
And I'm not sure about women, but my girlfriend is 5 foot 4, so you can probably get an idea from that.
Theatre of one Semen.
Фак ю бич соси кирпич.
How big is you dick? Is it circumcised?
I'll remember that, thank you.
Пидораха (pidorahue) - rude word, mean "russian soldier"(gay)
>my girlfriend
Yasno. Poshel nahooy socioblyad'
faggot.
about 19cm, uncut.
Come to my siberian woods, I'll show you where are the bears sleeps.
Can you proof that?
wat
Thats way too gay, no thanks.
Russian boards are for lonely souls only.
Ok. Go fuck yourself, faggot
C'on don't be shy.
Its okay, she's cheating on me.
Come on man I thought Russians were supposed to be the badasses of the world not guys who ask Americans for dick pics
Anyway you erohin already .
But I'm not man.
Man, St.Petersburg realy better
I am Russian and I like mastirbating! Yeah!
Proof or GTFO
>Witchhouse
>2010+4
Let's talk about music bro. Do you know about hipsters?
Ok, then - asechku pisechku ili pizdui.
Hipsters are pretty annoying. There's a Starbucks that I go to pretty often near my house and every guy in there is hipster as fuck.
I'm a metalhead myself.
>(4000/2) + (20-6)
Thats gorgeous. Thanks! I look forward to seeing Russia in person.
That's my territory, you have no power to banish me from here, go touch your slutty gf, faggot.
Ebalo zavali.
Pishi sam
What do you think about the Emperor??
каждый день? ДА заебали толстяки
Go fuck you mommy, hyeblyad'
u teach russian speech so fast. Im pround of u son.
>the Emperor
Are we talking Sith lord or movie or what
Не спорь с триплом сука, не спорь блядь.
Svoyu ebi lalka
Yarusskiy
Do you know about nofap? Are you atheist? Do you like converse or vans?
About Putin. Yeah, Sith Lord.
I mean "Vladimir Putin"
Happy English with dwach Kak Zhe Ya Proigral!
Рабочую тетрадь принес, сука?
Do you live in your mom's basement or in the garage
no idea what that is.
I'm Roman Catholic but I'm losing my faith quickly.
Converse hi-tops, man
Как же я проиграл.
There is only one Emperor
HAHAHA
I think its cool that he's westernizing Russia.
He looks gay
loh
pidar ebaniy
...
I was going to move in with my girlfriend but she's moving so...basement...
Do u heard about second Russians gimn -" PUTIN HUILO LALALALLALLALALAL"?
I understood none of that. But good try, keep on practicing your english, buddy.
Whats going on this thread?
Hellow, amerifag.
Any questions regarding slang? I promise i'll answer them, emm, without jokes or...
Oh, whatever. My english sucks. No idea how to put it. Gonna just answer them correctly, if you want.
Any questions regarding slang? I promise i'll answer them, emm, without jokes or...
Oh, whatever. My english sucks. No idea how to put it. Gonna just answer them correctly, if you want.
Classic metal, cool. If you want to learn russian, try to watch some tv-series like "How i met your mother" with russian translate and with english subs. On higher lvl you could you russian subs with russian translate and understand some text. lol, sorry for my grammar.
Lool, i wrote classic, but now i hearing screaming and growl.
Спалился. У мурриканцев не используется метрическая система.
Sorry, typing from phone.
What do you think about the occupation of the Crimea?
any kind of slang. shortened versions of words, insults, anything that can't be translated easily and can insult people.
Thank you! Will do.
And yeah, lots of screaming in that song, but still a very good song in my opinion.
Лол. Проиграл. На английском Лев -> Leo.
Пизда вашей Америке
what do you think about 'pizdets':
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/09/1409019-california-wildfires-king-fire-drought-climate-change/
M?
what do you think about 'pizdets':
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/09/1409019-california-wildfires-king-fire-drought-climate-change/
M?
And how do they measure the lenght of their penises? In inches?
I think its cool that Russia is finally starting something. Nuclear threats, nuclear capable bombers on the coast of Canada and the US. Russia is starting shit and they're doing a good job, they have the US on DEFCON 4 already.
Glory Putin aka Emperor aka Huilo!
Чому Лео то? Так и остаётся Лев. Это такой же кретинизм, как переводить имя Катя как Кейт.
радиоактивный пепел
Somehow lost.
About religion. In our country many atheists, cause USSR was very secular country. And many ortodox christians (60-75%) and muslim (7-15%).
Konechno. U nih vizivaet baget metricheskaya sistema.
I think its mostly Catholics in the US.
Yep.
>my 8-inch cock penetrated your mum last night
;)
Hohol ne palitsya.
I think it's good. Religious fanatism - evil. Evolution.. you understand. Sam's Harris books very good.
VODKA
MEDVEDI
BALALAIKA
AVTOMAT KALASHNIKOVA
SHAPKA-USHANKA
MATRIOSHKA
ELTSIN
GORBACHYOV
PERESTROIKA
TSAR'
HOHLY PIDARASY
MEDVEDI
BALALAIKA
AVTOMAT KALASHNIKOVA
SHAPKA-USHANKA
MATRIOSHKA
ELTSIN
GORBACHYOV
PERESTROIKA
TSAR'
HOHLY PIDARASY
Hi, man. Can you proof that you are american?
CYKA
PIDR
BLYA
DOTA
STALIN
LENIN
NUCLEAR WEAPON
INVASION
HELL MARCH
MAMU EBAL
POSHEL NAHUI
BLYAT
I knew someone was gonna ask that.
I'm not showing ID or anything, I could show you my keyboard, stuff in my room, 'Murican products, whatever.
Poshel na hui otsyuda, dotablyadok
Glory to Ukraine! To Heroes Glory!
Ok, let's do this
Skachi nahui otsuda, chupa-chups
We have plenty of that. Mostly swearing. Strong language, profanity, obscene language, I dunno how it is called. If you can read russian, we call it "мат". [mat].
You probably heard 'хуй'. [`hui]. That means dick but can be applied to any person in offensive way. It has a ton of derivatives, like "хуйло" [hui`lo] - a person who doesn't keep promises, talks shit, whatever.
That kind of strong language consists of five basic words :
хуй (noun, [`hui], dick)
пизда (noun, [piz`da], cunt)
ебать (verb, [i`bat], to fuck)
мудак (noun, [mu`dak], hard-to-find-an-equivalent),
блядь (noun, [b`lyad], whore).
No idea how to illustrate some sounds with just a transcription. Anyway, russian strong language consists largely of derivatives of these words.
Like : Говна въеби, залупа пиздоглазая. (Eat shit, you cunt-eyed head of the penis).
Sounds weird. Oh well.
T'yan - a whore
Hay guys, let's teach this eanglish-kun bugurt-speach!
>"ебало"
"face"
>"обоссал"
"pissed"
It's tawsto. Go away.
Welcome to Russia.
Glory to Nation! Death to enemies!
You are my favorite Russian.
>head of the penis
You can just say dickhead :')
Thank you!
>Велком ту раша
>хохлофурашки
BAT'KO BANDERA SZCZE DO NAS PRYJDE
@
I ZA UKRAJINU U BOJ NAS POVEDE
Glory to Vladimir "Huilo" Emperor!
Внимание! Внимание! 3 раза
В связи с окончанием анти-террористической операции в Украине объявляется экстренная эвакуация посетителей крымотредов. Восемнадцатого сентября две тысячи четырнадцатого года в девянадцать часов ноль минут по московскому времени создание крымотредов полностью прекращается. Для обсуждения ситуации на Украине будут созданы перекаты в раздел /ukr/. Дальнейшее нахождение на территории крымотредов может быть наказано лишением находившегося статуса битарда, а создание крымотреда - лишение статуса анона. Аноним-легион.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10ngkFu1Dp5
Теперь крымотреды будут здесь:
https://2ch.hk/ukr/res/49723.html
нутыпонял
Let's do this, guy
Как будто Украина еще не Россия.
ŽOVTO BLAKYTNI NASZI PRAPORY
@
MY NEPEREMOŽNI SZABLY DOHORY
tonko
>You are my favorite Russian.
Shepard?
YKWIM - нутыпонел
Wrex
What do you wish to see, comrade
YAKE SMACHNE SALO MMMM
MOSKALYAM NE ZROZUMITY
MOSKALYAM NE ZROZUMITY
LDUHFLSDIFUHSDLFIUSNDFLSIDHFUDSLIFNDLIFUH
Show me your keyboard and something of american food with sup
JAKE SMACZNE SALO
MOSKALIAN NE ZROZUMYTY
Pyszy ukrajinśkoju latynkoju prawyłno, kurwo.
wut
Quickly, please. I'll have a physical education lesson soon
Pookan bombanool - you have a very strong butt-hurt
No, no, no. U must ansver: "Ebalo zavali, mudak".
"I love your american dick."
I'm glad for you.
American food
And he has no offence
Looks pretty Russian.
Do you know the meaning?
>American here
>Learning Russian slang
>2ch.hk
>2014
Topkek
Too clean keyboard, suspiciously.
Listen up you fuck. All I had was a couple of eggs and cheetos. I figured the egg would be more amazing
Pindos - american citizen
Pindostan - USA
Pindostan - USA
s-sorry for being tidy?
regularkek
Сначала прочитал как "Рагулик", лол.
Thanks, man. I bellive you
So strange keyboard. On one button just one letter. I want this
Show Cheetos then.
pit bul
And your dick.
And not a woman
Did you thought there 2 layouts: English and English?
POWAR! RUSSKA STRONG!! SUNCTIONS FUCKANCTIONS NA HUIU VERTRL MANYA-AMERICANYA!! TAK POBEDIM
If anybody has any other questions about America or Americans, I'm more than willing to answer.
Lion вообще-то, а толстой - thick или fat или bbc.
>kokokokokoko
Sorry, what?
In Britain and US one language, yes?
take a photo of their home outside.
>2014
>windows 7
Что у тебя коробочка с надписью на русском делает под монитором?
>anathem
Thanks. That's enough, now I believe you.
yes, but there are some minor differences.
American English: Favorite
British English: Favourite
a lot of words are like this.
No, America has American language.
>4:3
Its 1 in the morning and my street is dark.
Why so soapy?
aluminium vs aluminum
color vs colour
Fucking Brits
Show print on the egg
Sup/ ёпта!
think something or take a photo of the inside
BB is what it says
Oh, by the way guys, I have a Russian gasmask.
Did U take this photo by PS3?
Russian gurl epta
show their children photo and photo of the parents
Are you interested in U.S. world politics? What can you say about current relationships with Russia?
no thanks, creepyfuck.
pleeeease!
I'm very interested in all politics. And, as always, US and RU as smiling at eachother with knives behind their backs.
As for my personal relationship with Russia, I think its a beautiful, powerful country. Some of the most interesting conversations I've had were with Russians.
Google-translater, motherfucker, use it!
That is both frightening and attractive at the same time.
>Just a quick question
>,
>instead of :
Blow off, russian shit
▲
▲ ▲
+15
thats kewl..tell me one thing.. Схуяли why americans have such white teeth?
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>capitol
Яussia is бig ass
What is was about?
RUSSIAN MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
well... you know where to put the egg now dont you...?
/b/ is /b/ still god damn it, whatever language it on.
> its a beautiful, powerful country
HAHAHAHAHAHA! You have not lived here, dude.
Lel, Americans don't have very white teeth at all. Come on. This is America, home of meth. And hygiene companies sell these "teeth whitening" toothpastes that don't even work.
So I've been friends with an American for about 3 years, he came here to teach English as a native speaker. We used to hang out and party a lot, drink, smoke weed and hashish. Good times. And yes, he has always been extremely popular among Russian girls. So at last he got married with one of them and they went to live in the states.
well, tell me a Russian's perspective of Russia then.
Уебывай из моих двачей на форчан, уебок. glad to see you, man
Они их чистят, представьсебе, а еще ходят к дантисту не реже раз в 0.5 года, а не когда припечет.
I'm learning.
retard
I don't remember, its been a while since I've actually been friends with a Russian.
Ukrainian is much more useful.
Говна въеби, залупа пиздоглазая
(thanks to the anon that taught me this)
What do you think about situation between Russia and West?
Всё норм, розетка на стене американская.
да вот честно заебывает этот вопрос. Одной чисткой тут не обойдешься. Ты видел их зубы? Я тут зашел к зубному мне счет вьебали на 10к, вот как?!
As something bad
I think soon its going to turn in to a war. Probably the bloodiest war in history.
Я за 2 захода 8 извел и еще записался на послеследующий вторник, мне норм.
I can say that when I'm 35 years old, this country a fall apart. the death of the dictator Putin's == Russia death
Ага, тоже заметил. но все равно подозрительная хуйня. Может мигрант сраный.
Oh wait, to the person who wanted to see the outside of my house, I forgot I took a picture earlier today. Here you are.
Have u ever tried ''Lophophora williamsii'' or "Sálvia divinórum" ? If I go 2 America, could I try this?
╩╦╩╦╩╦╩╦╩╦╩╦╩╦╩╦╩╦╩╦╩╦╩╦╩╦╩╦╩╦╩╦╩╦╩╦╩╦╩╦
Poor Russia keeps on getting hit with bad leaders.
No /sup/ - no prufs.
I booze with the American in Mexico. wimp. dragged his body into the room. кстати, где алкотред?!
well I can't exactly proof a picture I took earlier, but I can put le prufs in the same window, its just really dark out.
In this country, the leader never chosen democratically
Have you guys ever even had a democracy?
Didn't it go from Tsarist to Communist to...whatever Putin is?
Слушай, иди нахуй отсюда, новодворщина, блядь.
Daje na dva4e vsem na menya pohooy :C
In Soviet Russia President chooses you!
Bugurt vatnika. Pishy latinicey, bidlo.
Imperor of mankind od coz
Answer my question, please...
I cant fucking believe it. Democracy in fucking 21st century, fucking seriously? U really believe in this shit? That it is not just clische?
fukken laugh
oh, sorry, I didn't even see your question! I wasn't ignoring you, I promise.
well, lets see here, the first one you could probably find in the desert, Peyote, but I have no idea. I'm sorry.
Раша из зе грит британь, пш-пш
Автор поста был забанен по причине: Антироссийская пропаганда; Либеральная шваль; Прозападная шавка
Ok, ok. I like that guy already
wait! i should be a russian asshole so... fuck you bro. fuck you. sorry about that, im just russian
thx
:(
DAS IST MEIN THREAD. HAU AB, DU SCHWEIN
faaaaaack i am huiiiii
what country/city are you from, OP?
ITT
I'm from the Corpus Christi, Texas, USA.
Before you ask, no, I do not have a country accent, nor do I look like a redneck. I'm middle class and country accents sound fucking retarded.
In my town its -1 right now. Fuck that.
Als ich gedacht habe, bist du einfach HUILO
oops, didn't mean to put the. I was gonna write the US the first time, didn't proof read. Now I look stupid.
In russia its the same. Only villagers have regional accents, not citizens.
<3
Russisch Schwein, mich zu stören sie Live
Sorrri forrr mai gugle trrranslate
Sorrri forrr mai gugle trrranslate
DU BIST EINE RUSSISCHE DUMKOPF
I would help you if I knew more, man :c
Its RUSSIA time!
Yes, im the one of few mans here who really love my country.
Yes, im the one of few mans here who really love my country.
What means?
WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS
HEY, TRANSLATE DAT SHIT
Ein russischer Dummkopf, meinst du?
thats not russian you faggot
thats HATCH language
VIN HUI IZO RTA
And I'm one of the few Americans who love Russia.
ICH WEISS NICHT, ICH BIN EINE RUSSICHE DUMKOPF ZU.
give Kosovo to Serbs! you fuckin scumbags
SUKA DOLBOEB, SCHREIB MAL KORREKT, WENN DU DIE BESTE SPRACHE DER WELT BENUTZT
So why do you dont speak russsian ITT?
Because my Russian would be horrible and I have trouble understanding it.
Доставьте ему пикчу, где от разъебанного здания оторвалась картинка, на которой оно целое.
Hör mal zu, Wichser. Auf diesem Board spricht man enweder Russisch oder Deutsch. Also sprich eine dieser Sprachen oder kreppiere!
>do you dont
On 2ch.hk people love: Japan, Russia, US in descending. And a bit China too. Other countries are total scum, and the UK is 100% shitty suckly mean scum.
well, we love belarus, but who the fuck make difference between russia and belarus?
It's time to practice it ITT
А ты анус своей мамаши не хочешь доставить?
Easy, bro.
Thats japan you LIAR
how does one practice a language. I've just been picking up words and having my friend teach me other words and using a lot of translators.
He just trolling you
>do you dont
34 kills 1 death nice stats bro
Это где-то на севере дом, который специально построили для то ли шведского, то ли финского ПЛЕМЕНИ, которое почему-то не могло съебать в свои страны, или кочевало, блядь, всысле по воде как-то, летом на одном месте жили и на побережье и ловили рыбу, на зиму куда-то съёбывали, не помню. Вощем специально для них построили эту трёхэтажку.
الله أكبر!
Ну почему вы такие тупорылые. Вспомогательный глагол где, блядь?
de_grozniy же
lol'd
Не бро он тебе, сука.
de_russia
:c
Всё правильно зделали. Шведы/финны должны страдать
Good practice is trying to speak/write with native speakers (like I'm doing right now)
:3
И где они блять страдали то? Для них, дикарей, советское правительство дом построило, и не какую-то хрущёвку ебаную.
Я специально. Замечаю, что на форче постоянно эта конструкция всплывает, и неосознанно она мне полюбилась своей простотой. Надо было ещё с маленькой буквы написать для пущего эффекта
problem?
I wonder if I gave you my skype username, exactly how many creepy fuck Russians would add me on there.
здрасте я вниманиеблядь плиз ответьте мне няши
NYET
NYET NYET NYET NYET
> skype
> to chat with other people
Not even one. You picked the wrong site motherfucker.
0.
Пруф свою клавиатуру
Up we go!
динахуй пидрбля
>2014
>2ch on mobile
Тащемта, его там и не должно быть. is пропущен, но он там не вспомогательный.
Театр одной Спермы
бамп годному треду
epta)
I need new Russian friends :c
There you go. A 100% accurate snapshot of Russia.
As something bad
And I need more tea.
ok go :3
Fuck you pidor
why not.
my skype user is iamskyping101
let the friend requests commence.
also, if anyone adds me who needs help with English, I can help. :)
>20-Сен-2014
AHAHAHAHA motherfucker revealed
You did the terrible mistake. Terrible mistake bro. Im sorry for the things my comrades will do.
> sep
америкен бой америкен бой
рот от говна помой))))
Wish i wasn't sociophobic piece of crap.
Америка, как и рашка, пиздатая страна же!
Hammered in the eyes?
"Канада"
o_O
Wish you do. You're not Lavrov to talk with serious guys.
>what do "ебало" and "обоссал" mean
>do
Россиянский школьник спалился. Брысь уроки учить.
>do
Россиянский школьник спалился. Брысь уроки учить.
my girlfriend came up with my skype picture and username.
OP CANADIAN PIECE OF SHIT GO FUCK YOUR BEARS!!
Хули тебе не нравится? Идеально с точки зрения грамматики.
>Just a quick question
>Пропущено 352 постов, 63 с картинками. Нажмите ответ, чтобы посмотреть.
>o_O
How's it going in 2007?
Hey dude I'm Ukrainian 17-year old schoolboy, how can I immigrate to your country? Guess it should be easy in current circumstanes? Only Green Card is the way or something else...? except gay marriage kek
used to have a Canadian buddy. He was my besty. Thats why it says Canada.
Buddies with benefits.
Too fat.idi nahui shutnik ebany
> American guy
> Russian imageboard
> wow
> much attention
> so interesting
> sexy murrica
Можно с do, а можно и с does. ОП уже пруфанул с супом, что он и правда американец.
>boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
>friends with the Benedicts
Tell us about your first gay experience.
Я замёрз, совсем замёрз... <i>Ну и холодина!</i>
Fucking sexy lolies everywhere. Masturbating right in center of red square
Я не пойму, вы троллируете, что ли? 3-е лицо, ед. число же.
For some obscure reason, when I create an ask-russian-anything thread on 4chan, no one replies.
[sa'ja]
Only gay marriage, sorry.
А у меня тут за окном только что снег прошёл.
Схуяли единственное? Два подлежащих.
Выпустите меня... Выпустите! Я не должен быть здесь!
Там множественное число ("ебало" и "обоссал").
its because no one likes you, its okay <3
OP, what do you think?
Why Do instead Does?
Где это? Пруф.
Thats just because we have NAHOOY NE VSRALIS' there.
Потому что множественное число, тупые вы твари.
Всё, простите слепошарого уебка, действительно тупанул.
Там и правда множественное число, так как два подлежащих.
Мышь — история. Фрукт — вода. Лицо — страх. Дом — далеко. Сон — смерть.
> 2ch.hk people love: Japan, Russia
> Russia
Vata, plz. OP, do not believe him. Russian love here only propagandists for the money.
Оп — хуй.
does would be for one. Do for plural.
"What does ____ mean" good
"What do ___ mean" bad
"What does ___ and ____ mean" bad
"What do ___ and ____ mean" good
Oke then, marry me. :3
Он шёл пару минут и уже растаял.
Да.
Because of the plural number.
Though "does" would be acceptable, too.
My tripcode got fucked up, so I'll be posting without it from now on.
thx :3
As i said, not many people here love RF. But guess who get the second place?
От моих таблеток всё становится оранжевым!
But animal sex is forbidden in my country.
wait, oh shi~
you are welcome :3
>2014
>to not know inglish
>to not know inglish
Думаешь, тебя никто не замечает? Ешь свои бутерброды за школой. Любишь какую-то девицу так, будто, кроме неё, в мире ничего не существует.
>to not know
You serious dude?
English thread start here ITT
>living in Russia
>says that sex with animals is forbidden
TI NE OP, SOSI XYЙ.
You idiot comrade?
Blyad
Russia, city Perm. Station Perm 1
Ну у нас-то можно хохлов в жопы ебать, da.
Yeas I am. London a is capital of great Britain
do u r not no englis?
>Ты идиот, товарищ?
Come on, gimme a break!
TY SRANYI CUSOK GOVNA, TVOYA MAMA SHLUHA AND HUESOSKA
OBAMA PIDORAS
Как же тут не быть нервным, когда у тебя такая сумасшедшая жизнь и вдруг ты узнаешь, чТО ТЫ НИКОМУ НЕ НУЖЕН!
i know english i want immigrate to america please help me!!!!11 putin will kill me if i no leave!!!! halp!!!
Obama is a bad president.
America for pidars, Russia for Gods. Pindos, go v hui yourself. Obama - huila, Putin for life!
GO TO THE CRIMEA PIDORASHKA
НУ
I LOVE UKRAINA IN SECRET!
OBAMA BIDORAZ
ХУЙ ГНУ
Stop posting with sage. You're a stranger here, be a little more polite or you'll get completely fucked up.
op, who are you on sexual orientation?
SUCK POROSHENKO'S DICK PIG
>2014
>to sit in the dva4(he dead, it harka4)
>not to post bad and shkolnick posts
>not to rakovat
>to sit in the dva4(he dead, it harka4)
>not to post bad and shkolnick posts
>not to rakovat
I have a girlfriend, that should mean something.
Op is a faggot
Пендосняяя
У пендосов всех есть спид
И очко у них всех болиит
А их предзидент малафиит
На пидоров
У пендосов всех есть спид
И очко у них всех болиит
А их предзидент малафиит
На пидоров
Тебе не приходило в голову, что ты отличаешься от своих сверстников? Ты нетерпелив, ничего не доводишь до конца, боишься остаться один, но не уживаешься в команде.
Is it true that one dies when he says that Obama is a fa
> calling dvасh "harkach"
> beeing stupid shota
>fa
Do you like shotas? Bring me some pictures and you shall learn something really useful.
A sniper in the thr
that's why you are learning russian? >:D
partially.
I mean isn't it obvious Russia would win?
+15
>someone called you shota
>while being a loli
>got away and vzdrochnul your little pisya
> Fa-pping on Putin
> Fa-milliar with poroshenko's dick
> Fa-st and dangerous
> Fa-scist black Hitler
explain
Like, I meant to write "faggot", but Obama's people rubbed me out and didn't let me write to the end, so it turned out to be "fa". It's a popular joke on Russian imageboards.
Forget about it
OK GUYS I WANNA TELL YOU A VERY IMPORTANT THING! SOMEWONE TOLD ME THAT THERE IS A SNIPER IN THIS THR
Oh shit theres a sni
Putin sniping anerybody get cove
Do you like video games?
THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU RUN AS FAST AS YOU C
No one in US like videogames, idiot
You're just like shitty russian Kiselyov propagandist. No, its isn't obvious. ROISSYA sucks.
He wants to give you an ice cream
YOU sucks
as if some structures pays to internet-trolls for messages that praising Putin's actions. 1 post - 15 rubles.
WATTA HELL R U SO SLOW? HE'S FUCKING A
Icecream cost 50 cents now?
to answer your question..
Yeah putin himself came to me yesterday and gave 15 rubles
He pretends you're paid for praising Russia, as there are plenty of people here that are paid for that.
Actually, looking at how the current army is doing here, Russia has no chances.
>its isn't
Nice, now return in your stable, pidorahen.
lol US guys are playing shitgames too
>50 cents
You will take me 2 the candy shop?
That's a standard reply to a pro-Putin posts.
When the 2012 elections were going on, there was a rumor that Putin's people (known as nashists) paid 15 roubles to anons for writing a pro-Putin posts.
Obviously, it's just typo.
>infinity
kekeke
infiniti
fix
Guess youre too small to love russia not because you've born here but because its good itself
Trolls ITT r so damn fat...
>a pro-Putin posts
My bad. It should be "post".
nope to BOOTYRKA. wanna be a hot girl?
OP, do you know what the next Nintendo console will be called? WiiPwnU
ITT vse sosut hui
I believe that there were lots of great initiatives, new political powers, created by inspirated noble-class men, but it were eliminated during Romanov Emperrors. Also i suppose that if monarchy could win against communists lots could have happened.
1) Our country wouldn't have been traited by Antanta after winning I WW (we got nothing, cuz communists quitted war short before it was won)
2) We could got monarchy like in Great Britain, and that evolutionary way IMO is much better than revolution (for example we were 1st wheat exporter before revolution and became 1st imporeter few years later)
3) Yep, it could've been democracy coexisting with traditional monarchy
I didn't understand anything of this post, you stupid illiterate pidorashian kid, you have to return into your stable.
Im commie so fuck you russians.
Imagine if you were born in EU.
No...
I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherfucking P-I-M-P
▲
▲ ▲
Show them your american passport and they will suck your cock and will emplore you to take her in America. Russians are very big sluts.
Блять, развели тут политач.
>лишние знаки препинания
>порядок слов нарушен
>грамматика хуевая
>American here
Верю.
They will suck your dick.
They are sucking every dick whitch is not russian, even the HACH's dick
А причем тут Пермь?
Ну да, не все американцы пишут по правилам из совковых учебников.
GUYS TELL OP ABOUT WHO ARE HACHI
Грамматику английского языка придумали авторы совковых учебников?
WHO ARE HACHI
I'm Tatar, why does nobody want to suck my dick?
Copypaste that in google: "хачи трюкачи".
OP, don't listen this fag, only stupid gays, fucked by TESAQUE, can say shit like this.
Its sort of BABAHEE
Left one is CHURKA, or HACH As u wish
You got niggers, we got hachi, OK?
Well they are russian niggers. They sell drugs, they kill people on streets and they are Islamists. Total crap if you meet HACH on the street at night.
OP, question for you. What do you think of FBI? In details, if possible.
No, not kay
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D1%85%D0%B0%D1%87
> хач • (xač) m anim (genitive хача́, nominative plural хачи́, feminine хачи́ха)
>
> (offensive, ethnic slur) Armenian person
> (offensive, ethnic slur) commonly of any person native to the Caucasus region (Georgian, Azerbaijani, Chechen, Armenian, Abkhazian, etc.)
That nude nigga just had sex?
In words you Lion the Fat
And in fact, a simple dick
Тащемта, чурки - это всякие туркмены, казахи и прочие киргизы, такие весёлые продавцы арбузов, а хачи - это даги, аварцы, айзеры, ну в общем опасные зверушки.
>Just a quick question
Ясно, понятно. Синий мерфи охуенный, рекомендую.
>feminine хачи́ха
So fucking lost. Femine hachiha. Shit.
Pff...they have no attitude 2 rap, so how the could be nggas?
Stop feed OP with your sheit, lil pig
thank you thank youuu
Badass
Опять белогандон порвался.
Почему не в школе?
640x480, охуенный фотик, долбоеб
Make a /sup/ photo with some american food from your fridge. We want to be sure that you don't have any ФРУТОНЯНЯ or БАЛТИКА 7 there. Ну или иди нахуй
The truth is: EVErYONE HATES NIGGAS AND HACHI.
cause both of em fucking your ЕОТ
Can't discuss this :(
LOOOOL
> discuss
object
Бетономешалка! Мешает бетон!
Шта сада радите, jунаци?
ОП, иди на хуй.
OP, idi na hui.
ОП, пiшов на хуй.
OP, fuck off.
OP, jebi se.
ОП, jеби се.
ОП, иди на хуй.
OP, idi na hui.
ОП, пiшов на хуй.
OP, fuck off.
OP, jebi se.
ОП, jеби се.
to the stupid op, EOT is a girl you're in love with.
THE VIDEO OF THE THREAD
пилите перекат
and which ignores or friend-zones you. otherwise its just girlfriend.
lolwat? Nothing changes
TIOG lol
Yep, that's wrong pic.
And this is true pic.
>мне нечего обсудить
>мне нечего возразить
Alright, OP out, I'll be back tomorrow. See you guys and thank you for teaching me your Russian slang.
Пошёл на хуй.
Кобато
bye then. we love you. you're not faggot.
> Хуято
Завидуешь мне?
Или Хонока?
Кобато
блять, зеленые, вы охуели, как он без пруфов в бамп лимит вышел?
>still no proof
>not faggot
Пиздос, и эти люди сидят со мной на дваче
Пруфы были, тред смотри
Don't come here again. ITT you were either ignoring my posts or replying with sage. I've wasted 3 hours on you.
> ideal photos are not prove
> не приебёшься даже
>на дваче
Кобато
Then I didnt ignored you. But im russian too. T_T
фото из окна 640х480, на котором нихуя не видно?
Thank you, you're so kind. We shall continue this beautiful conversation the next time I get on here which should be tomorrow.
Its a free country :c
Малолетний уёбок заучил "Это не двач это сасач" как молитву. Вас, ебланов, так просто отличить по этой фразе.
Фотки настольной хуйни
Хуй соси, мне скоро 18.
Кобато
Так ты ещё и тралишь тип))))
Нет, мне правда скоро 18 лет. Так что я уже взрослый.
Кобато
сьеби
Fuck you, asshole. Good thing I'll be out tomorrow at this time and won't see your shitty thread.
ПЕРВЫЙ КУРС НИШКОЛЬНИК!!!!
Нахуй иди.
Не хочу.
Не хочу.
Кобато
Lol did you just bombed your POOKAN?
Sosnooley
No, my POOKAN turned into plasma and curved the space-time continuum.
Thats weird! OP should answer you right now cause universe is in danger!
>не могу обсуждать это (нечего тут обсуждать, всё и так понятно)
>не могу возразить (на твой аргумент; смысл не меняется)
Для справки: "мне нечего обсудить" - "I have nothing to discuss"
И не говори...
THE CAPITAL OF SIBERIA IS NOURILSK
MANY BEARS AND DIIRS
"нечего тут обсуждать" что в нашем языке, что в их - это типа "хуле ты тут пиздишь, я жи сказал и точка". Т.е. не согласие с оппонентом, а наоборот.
Ты же я так понимаю хотел сказать что-то типа "ну да, с этим не поспоришь", discuss тут неуместно.
The building team are drinking home-brew vodka
NO-RILSK
This woman is a godeness of the Russian imageboards
TIOC, fixed
Нет, ты не шаришь. Без обид
Обоснуй жи есть свое громкое заявление.
Всё и так обоснованно, читай выше.
Еще раз. Вернемся к началу.
>he truth is: EVErYONE HATES NIGGAS AND HACHI.
> Can't discuss this :(
-Суть в том, что все ненавидят ниг и хачей.
-Не могу обсуждать это. - Лолшто? Путин запретил? Мамка монитор палит? Что значит "не могу обсуждать это"?
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also, any Russian slang you guy could teach me? I'm having a good time learning your language, but I can't seem to find any slang to learn.