Сап, двач. Расскажу свою небольшую стори. Прошлым летом встретил тяночку. Познакомился вместе с другом, долго гуляли втроём, а потом тяночка влюбилась в меня. У другана с этого жёстко пригорело, и через некоторое время он просто перестал со мной общаться. Рассказал об этом своим друзьям, который его уже тогда жестко не любили, один я его ещё другом считал (там долгая история, но тут друган поступил как мразь). После этого всё чаще общался с тянкой, с друзьями гулял по выходным и иногда по будням и всё было норм. Потом началась учёба, времени стало намного меньше, виделся с тяночкой, т.к. в одном классе мне есть 18. Друганы стали предьявлять, типа чо так мало с нами времени проводишь, на что мой ответ всегода был такой, что времени нет, а так оно и было. Всё же продолжал с ними редко гулять. Потом стал замечать, что мне с ними становится скучно. У них свои темы, которые мне не очень. Они бухают, а я ЗОЖ. Они ходят в кальян, а мне там реально мерзко. Все эти телки, чоткие поцанчики. В итоге почти перестал с ними проводить время, а то время, которое проводил выслушивал разговоры на тему "А чо если она тебя кинет, ты чо делать будешь?" или "Лол Анон, твоя девка шлюха полюбэ, он тебя 100% кинет и уйдёт к богатому", хотя тянка далеко не такая. Она стеснительная, аккуратная и очень добрая отчасти из-за этого произошла история с тем друганом. В итоге я заебался всё это выслушивать и перестал с ними гулять совсем, до нового года. Один из них начал писать моей тян, что вот мол погнали перепихнёмся и етк. Я написал ему, с просьбой так больше не делать, что вылилось в то, что он тупо обосрал её и меня и позвал на стрелку с каким-то своим одногруппиком уточнение, оба друга учатся в техникумах, третий, с которым посрались тоже. Решили собраться все втроем и поговорить. В конце разговора решили, что просто пошло недопонимание и я сказал, что буду с ними общаться, если прекратят нести хуйню. Поглулял с ними пару раз и ничего не поменялось. Я снова прекратил с ними общение. На прошлой неделе встретил одного из них, который с криком через улицу позвал меня "О, Анон, а где твоя тёлка?" Моя тян шла мне на встречу и он это видел. Я просто не стал с ним общаться и сказал что то -типа привет. Мне пришло голосовое ВСрачельне от второго с вопросом "Анон, че за херня?". Я его проигнорил, потому что заебался. Сегодня встретил их возле магаза. Один из них сказал, что вообще не будет пожимать мне руку, второй просто проигнорил. Самое забавное, что они были вместе с каким-то быдлом с пивом и тем третьим друганом, которого так люто обсирали раньше. И теперь все их знакомые думают, что я их кинул, хотя я говорил им не нести хуйню, так как меня это раздражает. Я понимал, что они - быдло, которое тянет меня на дно. Я им честно обьяснял, почему провожу меньше времени. Скажи анонас, я реально их кинул? Я так не считаю. Я считаю, что поступил так, как нужно было, потому что мне с ними не по пути.
И вот с такими уебками я сижу на одной борде, за что.
Ты это говно что-ли прочитал?
Та не, никого ты не кидал, быдло оно такое, хуй им чего докажешь, сам в такой ситуации был
Двачую. Животное какое-то.
Нахуй ты загоняешься из-за каких-то гопников. Правильно сделал что свалил от них
Это мыслеизложение просто пиздец, читать невозможно
Все, норм сделал.
Как же ты уебищно пишешь
Ты же мужчина блять! Будь уверен в правильности своих решений! Не будь тряпкой!!
Не всем дано писать как твой любимый Кафка, смирись. (Не ОП)
>мне есть 18
>учусь в школе
Пиздец ты тупой или хилый если на 2 год остался,таких обоссывать нужно
>учусь в школе
Пиздец ты тупой или хилый если на 2 год остался,таких обоссывать нужно
Я не оставался на второй год, просто пошёл на год позже, там были причины
Я ОП
Пусть не будет тебя мучать совесть, они б на твоем месте сделали так же а они повери очень хотят быть на твоем месте; По собственному опыту заметил что быдло любит и знает как давить на жалость чтобы ты чувствовал себя в чем то виноват и чтоб ты им как бы был должен.
Пошли они на хуй дифиченты!
Просто меня эта ситация напрягала бы намного меньше, если бы не то, что 1) У нас город мелки и я постоянно пересекаюсь с ними
2) Мне тут по ряду причин жить ещё года 2
2) Мне тут по ряду причин жить ещё года 2
думаю оправдываться перед ними, пытаться что то доказать бесмысленно, если игнорить или вести себя слишком грубо их отношение к тебе может перейтдти в агрессию, даже не знаю, сколько не старайся избегать их наткнешся на них в самый не подхолящий момент, ну почему быдло не дает двачерам покоя, суккка. Поддерживай нейтралитет, начнут выёбывытся придется давать по ебалу но с этим сложно, у тя крышы нема да и если конфликт попрет то хз сколько продлится и как закончится
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Стремно, потому что город у нас АУЕшный и мелкий (чуть больше 100к, но по ощущения от образованности и интеллекту населения ссаная деревня) у нас не раз такое было, что людей убивали просто так
Моё мнение в данной ситуации: по хорошему надо их всех отпиздить, пока читал столько агрессии набрал к этим быдланам что сам захотел их отпиздить, ну ладно пиздить людей плохо, забудем это, просто блять возьми и дропни их нахуй всех и не разговаривай даже сейчас у тебя все само вырулилось, анон прост игнорь этих быдланов
Ты всё правильно сделал, анонче. Ты очистил свой круг общения, и ты достоин уважения.
Не грусти :3
Не грусти :3
Спасибо, Анон. Счастья тебе)
Все правильно сделал. У меня была подобная история
Стало скучно с друзьями, начали расходиться интересы и так же проводил много времени с тянкой
единственное что мои друзья не стали мне предъявлять за это. Но был и индивидуум который точно так же докапывал аля "а если она тебя кинет, и че ты будешь делать?" единственный агрессор
В итоге ни с кем почти не общаюсь, только иногда случайно пересекаемся можем поговорить. Но агрессии никакой ни у кого нет
Просто они говорили о том, чтобы я выводил её с ними гулять, но при этом прямо при ней называют её тёлкой. Помню момент, когда гулял с ними и встетил свою тян. Один друган заорал "О СМАРИТЕ ТЁЛКА АНОНА!" С того момента я под любыми предлогами отказывал им в этом. И они реально не понимали а чо не так то, мы же адекватные
>Они бухают, а я ЗОЖ
Дальше не читал, сажи школьнику.
Двачну, прочитал этот высер и с огорчением вынужден констатировать, что такие глупые, недоразвитые, недалекие люди убивают веру в человечество.
Я не бухаю не потому что модно, а потому что есть куча других развлечений, которые придумало человечество, а ты продолжаешь бухать и курить.
>а ты продолжаешь бухать и курить.
Как что-то плохое
просто я реально не понимаю, как можно бухать ради развлечения. Ладно если за компанию и то не много или для дегустации, но чтобы расслабится это хуйня какая то
Оп пидарас может не всё рассказывать. Был я лет в 18-19 на стороне тех быдланов, но суть была в том, что у одного в компании появилась тёлка и он постоянно нас опрокидывал. Пусть не выходил гулять это фигня. Парень кичился своей бабой и считал что мы должны перед ней плясать, развлекать потому что она же девочка и мы же с ним друзья, а баба была в край ахеувшим животным, которая пользовалась что ей зубы никто не выбивает и оскорбляла и задевала нас постоянно. Ко всему прочему паренёк мог сказать, что сейчас подойдет через 15 минут и чтоб мы шли на встречу, по итогу оказывалось, что он сидит со своей пиздой дома потому что "НУ ПАРНИ НУ ДЕВУШКА ЖЕ" Мог пообещать что то и не выполнить, или не придти на что то очень важное др, проводы, забить хуй потому что "МОЯ ЗАХОТЕЛА ПИЦЦУ ПОКУШАТЬ". Как итог он был послан нахуй, а он плакался как сейчас оп "ОНИ БЫДЛО ЗВЕРИ НА МЕНЯ ПОСТОЯННО НАЕЗЖАЮТ, ПОДЪЁБЫВАЮТ, ЗАВИДУЮТ МНЕ И ВСТАВЛЯЮТ ПАЛКИ В КОЛЁСА"
Я никогда не говорил им и не пробьявлял, если они не перегибали. Я никогда не опаздывал на стречи, если договаривались. Часто отменял встречу с ней, если звали друзья (особенно летом). Так что я понимал, что это не их забота, но они реально стали перегибать. Я не просил чего-то суперского. Просто немного уважения ко мне и моему выбору
предьявлял*
>пробьявлял
быстрофикс
>>хотя тянка далеко не такая.
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Я просто понять не могу как ты ДРУЖИЛ с людьми и не понимал столько времени что они ебанутые неадекватные быдланы, будучи самым лучшим парнем на этой планете.
не, серьёзно, она не так воспитана. Хотя хули я что-то доказываю девственнику
Сперва пубертатный возраст переживи, потом пиши о проблемах на харкач.
потому что других людей в городе я не знал. У нас весь город состоит из быдла. И я не говорил, что я самый пиздатый на свете. Просто они реально быдло, которое кроме как бухать ничего не знает. Я слишком поздно это понял. Я дружил с ними почти 10 лет, потому что не видел людей лучше их. Потому что лучше не было
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Какой смысл держатся за школьных "друганов"? Тянка хотя бы член пососёт. У этих девственников просто горит пердак от того, что им приходится изъёбываться, бухать, а шкура в итоге у тебя.
The word is likely derived from Old English, having the nouns scite (dung, attested only in place names) and scitte (diarrhoea) and the verb scītan (to defecate, attested only in bescītan, to cover with excrement); eventually it morphed into Middle English schītte (excrement), schyt (diarrhoea) and shiten (to defecate), and it is virtually certain that it was used in some form by preliterate Germanic tribes at the time of the Roman Empire. The word may be further traced to Proto-Germanic skit-, and ultimately to Proto-Indo-European skheid- "cut, separate", the same root believed to have become the word shed. The word has several cognates in modern Germanic languages, such as German Scheiße, Dutch schijt, Swedish skit, Icelandic skítur, Norwegian skitt etc. Ancient Greek had 'skōr' (gen. 'skatos' hence 'scato-'), from Proto-Indo-European *sker-, which is likely unrelated.[2]
Usage
The word shit (also shite in British and Hiberno-English[3]) is usually avoided in formal speech. Minced oath substitutes for the word shit in English include shoot,[4][5] shucks,[6] sugar,[7] and the euphemistic backronym, Sugar, Honey, Ice(d) Tea.[8][9]
In the word's literal sense, it has a rather small range of common usages. An unspecified or collective occurrence of feces is generally shit or some shit; a single deposit of feces is sometimes a shit or a piece of shit; and to defecate is to shit or to take a shit. While it is common to speak of shit as existing in a pile, a load, a hunk, and other quantities and configurations, such expressions flourish most strongly in the figurative. For practical purposes, when actual defecation and excreta are spoken of, it is either through creative euphemism or with a vague and fairly rigid literalism.[original research?]
Piece of shit may also be used figuratively to describe a particularly loathsome individual, or an object that is of poor quality ("this car is a piece of shit", often abbreviated to "P.O.S.").
One recent study argued that "shit studies" is a cross-disciplinary meta-field of rhetorical inquiry about human communication and reasoning. The authors explained, "rhetorical studies has theorized 'shit' in terms of the communication of transformation, style, and textual relations," particularly in relation to claims of expertise to topics such as "anti-semitism" and "wine-tasting."[10] They conclude that bullshit speech is one-sided discourse that is difficult to penetrate because it contains "ideological barriers to the expectation of mutuality," working to deflect critical responses.
Vague noun
Shit can be used as a generic mass noun similar to stuff; for instance, This show is funny (as) shit or This test is hard (as) shit, or That was stupid shit. These three usages (with funny, hard, and stupid or another synonym of stupid) are heard most commonly in the United States. Using "as" denotes a subtle change in the meaning of the expression; however, the overall intent is basically the same.
In the expression Get your shit together! the word shit can refer either to one's wits or composure or to one's things, gear, etc. He doesn't have his shit together means that his affairs are disordered, reflecting not bad luck or forces beyond his control, but his personal shortcomings.
To shoot the shit is to have a friendly but pointless conversation, as in "Come by my place some time and we'll shoot the shit."
A shithole is any unpleasant place to be, much like a hellhole. This usage originates from a reference to a pit toilet.
The phrase built like a brick shithouse is used in the United States to compliment a curvaceous woman, but in other English-speaking countries to compliment men with athletic physiques.[11] This meaning originates from the observation that most shithouses are rather ramshackle affairs constructed of plywood or scrap sheets of steel.
The shitter is a slang term for a toilet, and can be used like the phrase ...down the toilet to suggest that something has been wasted. Example: "This CD player quit working one friggin' week after I bought it, and I lost the receipt! Twenty bucks right down the shitter!"
Shit on a shingle is U.S. military slang for creamed chipped beef on toast. In polite company this can be abbreviated as SOS.[12][13]
Surprise
To shit oneself or to be scared shitless can be used to refer to surprise or fear, usually figuratively.
Trouble
Shit can be used to denote trouble, by saying one is in a lot of shit or deep shit (a common euphemism is deep doo-doo). It's common for someone to refer to an unpleasant thing as hard shit (You got a speeding ticket? Man, that's some hard shit), but the phrase tough shit is used as an unsympathetic way of saying too bad to whoever is having problems (You got arrested? Tough shit, man!) or as a way of expressing to someone that they need to stop complaining about something and cope with it instead (Billy: I got arrested because of you! Tommy: Tough shit, dude, you knew you might get arrested when you chose to come with me.) Note that in this case, as in many cases with the term, tough shit is often said as a way of pointing out someone's fault in his/her own current problem. It's also common to express annoyance by simply saying Shit.
Up shit creek or especially Up shit creek without a paddle describes a situation in which one is in severe difficulties with no apparent means of solution (this is simply a profane version of the older saying "up the creek without a paddle", profanity added for emphasis or humor).
Shit happens means that bad happenings in life are inevitable. This is usually spoken with a sigh or a shrug, but can be spoken derisively to someone who complains too often about his ill fortunes, or in an irritating manner.
When the shit hits the fan is usually used to refer to a specific time of confrontation or trouble, which requires decisive action. This is often used in reference to combat situations and the action scenes in movies, but can also be used for everyday instances that one might be apprehensive about. I don't want to be here when the shit hits the fan! indicates that the speaker is dreading this moment (which can be anything from an enemy attack to confronting an angry parent or friend). Often reduced to "when it hits the fan" in polite society. He's the one to turn to when the shit hits the fan is an indication that the person being talked about is dependable and will not run from trouble or abandon their allies in tough situations. The concept of this phrase is simple enough, as the actual substance striking the rotating blades of a fan would cause a messy and unpleasant situation (much like being in the presence of a manure spreader). Whether or not this has actually happened, or if the concept is simply feasible enough for most people to imagine the result without needing it to be demonstrated, is unknown. Another example might be the saying shit rolls downhill, a metaphor suggesting that trouble for a manager may be transferred to the subordinates. There are a number of anecdotes and jokes about such situations, as the imagery of these situations is considered to be funny. This is generally tied-in with the concept that disgusting and messy substances spilled onto someone else are humorous.
Displeasure
Shit can comfortably stand in for the terms bad and anything in many instances (Dinner was good, but the movie was shit. You're all mad at me, but I didn't do shit!). A comparison can also be used, as in Those pants look like shit, or This stuff tastes like shit. Many usages are idiomatic. I'm shit out of luck usually refers to someone who is at the end of their wits or who has no remaining viable options. That little shit shot me in the ass, suggests a mischievous or contemptuous person. Euphemisms such as crap are not usually used in this context.
The term piece of shit is generally used to classify a product or service as being sufficiently below the writer's understanding of generally accepted quality standards to be of negligible and perhaps even negative value. The term piece of shit has greater precision than shit or shitty in that piece of shit identifies the low quality of a specific component or output of a process without applying a derogatory slant to the entire process. For example, if one said "The inner city youth orchestra has been a remarkably successful initiative in that it has kept young people off the streets after school and exposed them to culture and discipline, thereby improving their self esteem and future prospects. The fact that the orchestra's recent rendition of Tchaikovsky's Manfred Symphony in B minor was pretty much a piece of shit should not in any way detract from this." The substitution of shit or shitty for pretty much a piece of shit would imply irony and would therefore undermine the strength of the statement.
The term "I don't/doesn't give a shit" can be used when one does not care about something, or has a passive attitude toward said thing, as it denotes indifference. In context, one can say: "You're offended? Well, I don't give a shit!" or "Ask somebody who gives a shit."
Whale shit is sometimes said as in: "You're lower than whale shit at the bottom of the ocean!"
“You can’t polish shit” is a popular aphorism roughly equivalent to "putting Lipstick on a pig" (although "a turd" is more commonly used).
Usage
The word shit (also shite in British and Hiberno-English[3]) is usually avoided in formal speech. Minced oath substitutes for the word shit in English include shoot,[4][5] shucks,[6] sugar,[7] and the euphemistic backronym, Sugar, Honey, Ice(d) Tea.[8][9]
In the word's literal sense, it has a rather small range of common usages. An unspecified or collective occurrence of feces is generally shit or some shit; a single deposit of feces is sometimes a shit or a piece of shit; and to defecate is to shit or to take a shit. While it is common to speak of shit as existing in a pile, a load, a hunk, and other quantities and configurations, such expressions flourish most strongly in the figurative. For practical purposes, when actual defecation and excreta are spoken of, it is either through creative euphemism or with a vague and fairly rigid literalism.[original research?]
Piece of shit may also be used figuratively to describe a particularly loathsome individual, or an object that is of poor quality ("this car is a piece of shit", often abbreviated to "P.O.S.").
One recent study argued that "shit studies" is a cross-disciplinary meta-field of rhetorical inquiry about human communication and reasoning. The authors explained, "rhetorical studies has theorized 'shit' in terms of the communication of transformation, style, and textual relations," particularly in relation to claims of expertise to topics such as "anti-semitism" and "wine-tasting."[10] They conclude that bullshit speech is one-sided discourse that is difficult to penetrate because it contains "ideological barriers to the expectation of mutuality," working to deflect critical responses.
Vague noun
Shit can be used as a generic mass noun similar to stuff; for instance, This show is funny (as) shit or This test is hard (as) shit, or That was stupid shit. These three usages (with funny, hard, and stupid or another synonym of stupid) are heard most commonly in the United States. Using "as" denotes a subtle change in the meaning of the expression; however, the overall intent is basically the same.
In the expression Get your shit together! the word shit can refer either to one's wits or composure or to one's things, gear, etc. He doesn't have his shit together means that his affairs are disordered, reflecting not bad luck or forces beyond his control, but his personal shortcomings.
To shoot the shit is to have a friendly but pointless conversation, as in "Come by my place some time and we'll shoot the shit."
A shithole is any unpleasant place to be, much like a hellhole. This usage originates from a reference to a pit toilet.
The phrase built like a brick shithouse is used in the United States to compliment a curvaceous woman, but in other English-speaking countries to compliment men with athletic physiques.[11] This meaning originates from the observation that most shithouses are rather ramshackle affairs constructed of plywood or scrap sheets of steel.
The shitter is a slang term for a toilet, and can be used like the phrase ...down the toilet to suggest that something has been wasted. Example: "This CD player quit working one friggin' week after I bought it, and I lost the receipt! Twenty bucks right down the shitter!"
Shit on a shingle is U.S. military slang for creamed chipped beef on toast. In polite company this can be abbreviated as SOS.[12][13]
Surprise
To shit oneself or to be scared shitless can be used to refer to surprise or fear, usually figuratively.
Trouble
Shit can be used to denote trouble, by saying one is in a lot of shit or deep shit (a common euphemism is deep doo-doo). It's common for someone to refer to an unpleasant thing as hard shit (You got a speeding ticket? Man, that's some hard shit), but the phrase tough shit is used as an unsympathetic way of saying too bad to whoever is having problems (You got arrested? Tough shit, man!) or as a way of expressing to someone that they need to stop complaining about something and cope with it instead (Billy: I got arrested because of you! Tommy: Tough shit, dude, you knew you might get arrested when you chose to come with me.) Note that in this case, as in many cases with the term, tough shit is often said as a way of pointing out someone's fault in his/her own current problem. It's also common to express annoyance by simply saying Shit.
Up shit creek or especially Up shit creek without a paddle describes a situation in which one is in severe difficulties with no apparent means of solution (this is simply a profane version of the older saying "up the creek without a paddle", profanity added for emphasis or humor).
Shit happens means that bad happenings in life are inevitable. This is usually spoken with a sigh or a shrug, but can be spoken derisively to someone who complains too often about his ill fortunes, or in an irritating manner.
When the shit hits the fan is usually used to refer to a specific time of confrontation or trouble, which requires decisive action. This is often used in reference to combat situations and the action scenes in movies, but can also be used for everyday instances that one might be apprehensive about. I don't want to be here when the shit hits the fan! indicates that the speaker is dreading this moment (which can be anything from an enemy attack to confronting an angry parent or friend). Often reduced to "when it hits the fan" in polite society. He's the one to turn to when the shit hits the fan is an indication that the person being talked about is dependable and will not run from trouble or abandon their allies in tough situations. The concept of this phrase is simple enough, as the actual substance striking the rotating blades of a fan would cause a messy and unpleasant situation (much like being in the presence of a manure spreader). Whether or not this has actually happened, or if the concept is simply feasible enough for most people to imagine the result without needing it to be demonstrated, is unknown. Another example might be the saying shit rolls downhill, a metaphor suggesting that trouble for a manager may be transferred to the subordinates. There are a number of anecdotes and jokes about such situations, as the imagery of these situations is considered to be funny. This is generally tied-in with the concept that disgusting and messy substances spilled onto someone else are humorous.
Displeasure
Shit can comfortably stand in for the terms bad and anything in many instances (Dinner was good, but the movie was shit. You're all mad at me, but I didn't do shit!). A comparison can also be used, as in Those pants look like shit, or This stuff tastes like shit. Many usages are idiomatic. I'm shit out of luck usually refers to someone who is at the end of their wits or who has no remaining viable options. That little shit shot me in the ass, suggests a mischievous or contemptuous person. Euphemisms such as crap are not usually used in this context.
The term piece of shit is generally used to classify a product or service as being sufficiently below the writer's understanding of generally accepted quality standards to be of negligible and perhaps even negative value. The term piece of shit has greater precision than shit or shitty in that piece of shit identifies the low quality of a specific component or output of a process without applying a derogatory slant to the entire process. For example, if one said "The inner city youth orchestra has been a remarkably successful initiative in that it has kept young people off the streets after school and exposed them to culture and discipline, thereby improving their self esteem and future prospects. The fact that the orchestra's recent rendition of Tchaikovsky's Manfred Symphony in B minor was pretty much a piece of shit should not in any way detract from this." The substitution of shit or shitty for pretty much a piece of shit would imply irony and would therefore undermine the strength of the statement.
The term "I don't/doesn't give a shit" can be used when one does not care about something, or has a passive attitude toward said thing, as it denotes indifference. In context, one can say: "You're offended? Well, I don't give a shit!" or "Ask somebody who gives a shit."
Whale shit is sometimes said as in: "You're lower than whale shit at the bottom of the ocean!"
“You can’t polish shit” is a popular aphorism roughly equivalent to "putting Lipstick on a pig" (although "a turd" is more commonly used).
Dominance
Shit can also be used to establish superiority over another being. The most common phrase is eat shit! expressing hatred of the addressee. Some other personal word may be added such as eat my shit implying truly personal connotations. As an aside, the above is actually a contraction of the phrase eat shit and die!.[citation needed] It is often said without commas as a curse; they command the other party to perform exactly those actions in that order. However, the term was originally Eat, Shit, and Die naming the three most basic things humans have to do, and it is common among soldiers.[citation needed]
The phrase You ain't shit, expresses an air of intimidation over the addressee, expressing that they mean nothing or are worthless.
Hot shit can be a reference to a matter or thing of supreme importance or urgency ("This report is really hot shit!"). It can be used in adjectival form: "This memo's shit-hot!". Hot shit can also refer to a person who either overestimates his own worth or ability, or is highly estimated by others ("He thinks he's some hot shit!" or "He's one hot shit!"). In polite company the euphemism hotshot may be substituted when referring to a person.
A speaker may indicate dominance through arrogance using the phrase His shit don't stink (though ungrammatical, this is the accepted diction). This conveys that the referent considers himself beyond reproach. For example: "Those pompous assholes in Finance are the ones who laid low the company -- their shit don't even stink!"
Positive attitude
In North American slang, prefixing the article the to shit gives it a completely opposite definition, meaning the best, as in Altered Beast is the shit. Other slang words of the same meaning, such as crap, are not used in such locutions.
Shortening of bullshit
Main article: bullshit
The expression no shit? (a contraction of no bullshit?) is used in response to a statement that is extraordinary or hard to believe. Alternatively the maker of the hard-to-believe statement may add no shit to reinforce the sincerity or truthfulness of their statement, particularly in response to someone expressing disbelief at their statement. No shit is also used sarcastically in response to a statement of the obvious, as in no shit, Sherlock.
Shit can also be used to establish superiority over another being. The most common phrase is eat shit! expressing hatred of the addressee. Some other personal word may be added such as eat my shit implying truly personal connotations. As an aside, the above is actually a contraction of the phrase eat shit and die!.[citation needed] It is often said without commas as a curse; they command the other party to perform exactly those actions in that order. However, the term was originally Eat, Shit, and Die naming the three most basic things humans have to do, and it is common among soldiers.[citation needed]
The phrase You ain't shit, expresses an air of intimidation over the addressee, expressing that they mean nothing or are worthless.
Hot shit can be a reference to a matter or thing of supreme importance or urgency ("This report is really hot shit!"). It can be used in adjectival form: "This memo's shit-hot!". Hot shit can also refer to a person who either overestimates his own worth or ability, or is highly estimated by others ("He thinks he's some hot shit!" or "He's one hot shit!"). In polite company the euphemism hotshot may be substituted when referring to a person.
A speaker may indicate dominance through arrogance using the phrase His shit don't stink (though ungrammatical, this is the accepted diction). This conveys that the referent considers himself beyond reproach. For example: "Those pompous assholes in Finance are the ones who laid low the company -- their shit don't even stink!"
Positive attitude
In North American slang, prefixing the article the to shit gives it a completely opposite definition, meaning the best, as in Altered Beast is the shit. Other slang words of the same meaning, such as crap, are not used in such locutions.
Shortening of bullshit
Main article: bullshit
The expression no shit? (a contraction of no bullshit?) is used in response to a statement that is extraordinary or hard to believe. Alternatively the maker of the hard-to-believe statement may add no shit to reinforce the sincerity or truthfulness of their statement, particularly in response to someone expressing disbelief at their statement. No shit is also used sarcastically in response to a statement of the obvious, as in no shit, Sherlock.
Я илитка, они быдло.
Вся суть высера опа-хуя.
Вся суть высера опа-хуя.
Что ты щас высрал, отсталый школьник? Высрись в свой вк обратно.
не говорил, что я илитка. Вообще не имел ввиду
Быдло в итоге ты, ещё и петух.
Кинуть за шкуру пачанов хуже нет зашквара. Можешь сразу признаться что лижешь, и влюбился в трапа. Контаченый лох.
Просто они на мои простые просьбы меня тупо проигнорили, по этому "кинул'
>не, серьёзно, она не так воспитана. Хотя хули я что-то доказываю девственнику
Проблемы малолетнего хуесоса. Что ж ты делать будешь, когда тебе 14 лет исполнится? Там же и паспорт получать нужно будет
мне 18, в июне 19. Слит
Ты же ЗОЖ, хули ты быдланам-алкашам ебла то не набил на стрелочке за тянучку?
Слил тебе за щеку, школобомж
Пиздец ты попуск, корефанов на дырку променял. Блядь да я бы тебе еще при встрече у магаза в ебало харкнул, а не просто проигнорил как два ровных пацика, показывая тебе какое ты ничтожество для них.
А по теме, пиздец, у меня чуть глаза не вытелаки и мозг почти сломался пока я дочитал это говно до конца.
Но ведь тот анон прав - это действительно проблемы малолетнего хуесоса.
нормальные корефаны бы прислушались к просьбе, а эти тупо проигнорили.
>тянка далеко не такая
И тут я проиграл. Уже года через 4 узнаешь, что нитаких нет.
А у меня друган наоборот, великовозрастный долбоеб, неудачник и девственник. В свои 25 работает макакой в колцентре, в выходные сидит дома и играет в японские игори типа Персонки 5, одевается скучно и бесвкусно, не хочет ходить гулять. Инфантилен, ленив и безынициативен, постоянно живет в своем манямирке, который мне не до конца понятен и напрочь отказывается воспринимать жестокий внешний мир. Молча бугуртит и при встречах сверлит взглядом словно я предал его, когда узнает, что я погулял с кем-то на стороне, поебался с тяночкой, достиг успеха в чем-либо и вообще живу полноценной жизнью
Смотри что тебе ближе. Баба может тебя кинуть ради Ашота, может залететь, может начать тянуть с тебя бабки. Кенты могут тебя кинуть, оставить тебя. Ты должен быть неприступен и могуч как скала, надеяться только на себя. Когда ты уверен что не пропадешь, перед тобой открывается истинный путь.
ПАСТА С ФОРЧАНА РАСХОДИМСЯ
SAP, 4chan. I'll tell you my little story. Last summer I met tanechku. Met with a friend for a long time the three of us walked, and then tenochca fell in love with me. My friend had a hard burn, and after a while he just stopped talking to me. Told your friends that are already severely disliked, one I had another thought (there's a long story, but here drugan did as scum). After that increasingly interacted with tankeu, went out with the friends on weekends and sometimes on weekdays, and all was norms. Then school started, time was much smaller, saw tanachai, because I'm 18 in one class. Boys began to show, like Cho so with little time we spend on what my answer always was that there is no time, and so it was. Yet he continued to walk with them rarely. Then I began to notice that I was getting bored with them. They have their own topics, which I do not. They drink and I drink. They go to the hookah, and I really hate it there. All these Chicks, chotko pacanchiki. Eventually almost stopped them to spend time, and the time spent listening to conversations on the topic "so what if you throw, what you going to do?"or "Lol anon, your girl is a whore polyube, he you 100% throw and go to the rich," although Tanka is far from this. She is shy, neat and very kind partly because of this there was a story with that friend. In the end, I'm yet to hear it and stopped to walk with them at all, until the new year. One of them started to write my Chan, that's supposedly drove, like, hook up and etc. I wrote him with a request not to do that, which resulted in the fact that it is stupid crap and it called me the arrow with some of his odnogruppnykam clarification, they both are studying in the colleges, the third, which is shit too. Decided to get all three to talk. In the end decided that just a matter of misunderstanding and I said I'll talk to them if you stop talking shit. Walked with them a couple of times and nothing has changed. I stopped talking to them again. Last week I met one of them, who shouted across the street and called me " Oh, anon, where's your chick?"My Chan went to meet me and he saw it. I just didn't talk to him and said, like, hi. I received a voice Srcline from the second to the question "anon, what the fuck?". I ignored him because I was fucking sick. Today I met them near the store. One of them said he wouldn't shake my hand at all, the other just ignored me. The funny thing is that they were together with some rednecks with beer and the third Druganov, which is so fiercely smear before. And now everyone they know thinks I ditched them, even though I told them not to fuck around because it annoys me. I understand that they are the trash that is dragging me down. I honestly explained to them why I spend less time. Tell Anons, I actually threw them? I don't. I think I did what I had to do because I'm not on the road with them.
SAP, 4chan. I'll tell you my little story. Last summer I met tanechku. Met with a friend for a long time the three of us walked, and then tenochca fell in love with me. My friend had a hard burn, and after a while he just stopped talking to me. Told your friends that are already severely disliked, one I had another thought (there's a long story, but here drugan did as scum). After that increasingly interacted with tankeu, went out with the friends on weekends and sometimes on weekdays, and all was norms. Then school started, time was much smaller, saw tanachai, because I'm 18 in one class. Boys began to show, like Cho so with little time we spend on what my answer always was that there is no time, and so it was. Yet he continued to walk with them rarely. Then I began to notice that I was getting bored with them. They have their own topics, which I do not. They drink and I drink. They go to the hookah, and I really hate it there. All these Chicks, chotko pacanchiki. Eventually almost stopped them to spend time, and the time spent listening to conversations on the topic "so what if you throw, what you going to do?"or "Lol anon, your girl is a whore polyube, he you 100% throw and go to the rich," although Tanka is far from this. She is shy, neat and very kind partly because of this there was a story with that friend. In the end, I'm yet to hear it and stopped to walk with them at all, until the new year. One of them started to write my Chan, that's supposedly drove, like, hook up and etc. I wrote him with a request not to do that, which resulted in the fact that it is stupid crap and it called me the arrow with some of his odnogruppnykam clarification, they both are studying in the colleges, the third, which is shit too. Decided to get all three to talk. In the end decided that just a matter of misunderstanding and I said I'll talk to them if you stop talking shit. Walked with them a couple of times and nothing has changed. I stopped talking to them again. Last week I met one of them, who shouted across the street and called me " Oh, anon, where's your chick?"My Chan went to meet me and he saw it. I just didn't talk to him and said, like, hi. I received a voice Srcline from the second to the question "anon, what the fuck?". I ignored him because I was fucking sick. Today I met them near the store. One of them said he wouldn't shake my hand at all, the other just ignored me. The funny thing is that they were together with some rednecks with beer and the third Druganov, which is so fiercely smear before. And now everyone they know thinks I ditched them, even though I told them not to fuck around because it annoys me. I understand that they are the trash that is dragging me down. I honestly explained to them why I spend less time. Tell Anons, I actually threw them? I don't. I think I did what I had to do because I'm not on the road with them.
Что ты творишь содомит
одна паста охуительней другой
>chotko pacanchiki
Спасибо, проиграл
не важно откуда история
вполне реально модет произойти и в российской глубинке
лично я убежден, что мужская дружба переоценена.
вот перестал с друганами видится, и бухать так сразу уебищем стал
Проорался знатно, малаца. А оп хуй и рака яиц ему
Двачую этого. Зачем я вообще это прочитал.
Была похожая история ещё в школе, только я послушал друзей. В итоге у меня сейчас ни тян ни друзей. А я мог с ней листву сбросить. Эти пидорасы позже сами меня на своих шалав променяли. Причём один из них встречался с этой же тян. А я пристрастился к комплюдахтерным играм и уже 6 лет сычую. Такие дела. Кто бы не задвигал за то что все тян шлюхи, но опыт говорит об обратном. Если тебя окольцует тян, то это дом, свадьба, иномарка в кредит, тугосери, все как у людей, но ты будешь с ней до конца. А друзья-пидорасы сегодня есть а завтра нет.
