Bamp
How much clocks?
16 clocks 11 minuts
Go to dick.
No, you go on dick
Fuck you, Sankt-Peterburg-kun
Very much times.
Nahooy idi
шУЧУ)))з0)))))00))))
I fuck your mother and your house shake pipe.
Go on dick fukink gamburger.
I go into shop. U something buy?
Hello, broanons, what is your opinion on closing 4chan by Rashka gov awhile ago? And which VPN is the best.
>Hello, broanons, what is your opinion on closing 4chan by Rashka gov awhile ago?
This is stupid m8. I r8 0/8.
Landan ist kepital of greyt britn end nozen aylend
That shithole was not needed. Too big, alien, chaotic. Fuck this shit.
dute nahui pidor rusesk
>Sankt
Losed!
>>Sankt-Peterburg
It seems that You've just a ilttle bit obosralsya.
Saint-Petersburg Kun
Hai, i from sant peterburg tu. Wat is your destrict?
Sup dawgs, any good shit lately?
Looks like you too.
Saint Petersburg kun 21 lvl
>Losed!
Hi, let's break doube rules here!
Grammar nazi fight ITT!
Und jetzt ist es da wieder ja DEUTSCH-THREAD! Rot-Weiß-Rot bis in den Tod, lol.
Fuck doubles!
Fick dich
or whatever.
В школе учил немецкий. Уже нихуя не помню. Ну кроме Ich heiße Sasha
I wish I coulg practice english out loud.
Diplome-ready translator rolls into this thread. Ask answers. And no, I don't suck cocks or do barrels.
Grussgott.
Your english is terrbile, guys.You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Bump.
Kas tas ir šis tredā?
Triple is true.
So what, we shold just shut up and never-ever use it?
дауни-младший.jpeg
Newfags in this itt tred.
fuck it, UUUYOOOOBAA
Whatever. Welcome.
Hallo, bernd. Haben Sie gutes deutsch pron fur uns?
Go to hell
NO.
Well... There is nobody in this thread who cares about Your opinion.
Roll there plz https://2ch.hk/b/res/81887233.html
You have internet nigger. I played San Andreas multiplayer, served in police there nigga. We had our own radio there. I talked a lot, and it even helped me in real life since on my job they work with britfags and talk with britfags every day
>speak in English
И ты уже обосрался с предлогом.
Sounds pretty cool.
What's the alternative? Embarrass yourselves even more?
Sometimes it's better to stay silent and let people think that you are smart, rather than speak and convince them of your stupidity.
Idite nahuy boys
y'all niggaz need is come real talk
Языки "говорят" без предлога. Speak English, speak German. Let`s speak English ITT.
Let's speak English ITT.
allright u muzzafakka, letz talk in english, u basta
op is faggot lel
op is faggot lel
I don't care much about some anonymos opinions.
It is not matter of stupidity but the matter of practice my anonymous friend. That's the reason why i'm sitting in this thead...
Странно смотреть на пиздящих английским ананасов на харкаче, сириусли. Читаю и как-то неловко себя чувствую.
В данном контексте можно написать и с in, за ошибку не будет считаться.
How much is the fish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8m6IbItrgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8m6IbItrgk
Op is faggot
Hi all, i'm from Kazakhstan. I'm Russian, but live in Kazakhstan.
When i sit in this kind of threads i imagine that i'm sittin in 4chan^^
No, fagget, u r 4urka
_a matter_
Fair enough. Let us practise then. Tell me a story! An interesting one, please.
No you.
Вместо "сидеть" лучше примени "быть". Они не "сидят" в интернетах, я думаю.
Алсо, тогда уж на форчан и иди, чому нет?
>i imagine that i'm put my head in the ass's hole
Fix uoy
4urka's answer
Asshole одно слово.
Hey there! My name is Alexey and I am just went from school. Today wsa a good day, but my little fine arse is a bit irritated, cause chairs in our school made of fucking stone.
Yep, You're absolutley right. I'm not a native so i can make few mistakes...
a few.
But anon, there aren't just a few minor mistakes!
You suck, anon!
Stahp it!
Ahaha!
Goto dick, mother's teacher ! "Asshole" are you and the "ass's hole" is the hole in ass
Sup dawgz
Neufag.
I know. But i'm trying to improve my language skills.
Однажды увидел в треде DAS IST PUZOZHITEL'.
Теперь как граммар-наци не могу выбить у себя из головы этого "Пуцоцхителя".
Теперь как граммар-наци не могу выбить у себя из головы этого "Пуцоцхителя".
ON THE TWOCH
HELLO, I AM KNOW ENGLISH TONGUE VERY POWERFUL
TELL ME SOMETHING INTERESTING)))
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SILENT???))))
YOU'RE STRANGE
Ну тут хотя бы не к чему придраться, няша :з
Сижу я тут, в лондоне и умиляюсь с вас.
Правда если кто-то хочет выучить хорошо язык, никогда сышите, никогда не едьте в лондон. Тут его сделают только еще хуже всякие индусы, арабы и прочие песчанные негры.
Разбомбил Лондон этому содомиту.
losed
Are you sure? How many is it : 150+150¿
TREE HUNDRED
I was afk. What You want me to tell You?
Зато ты в русском запятые проебываешь. Бе-бе-бе.
Suck the tractor driver's dick!
hey guys
why russian engrish is soooo disgusting?
Серьёзно, тянет блевать от этих монструозных якобы-английских конструкций, придуманных руснёй и записанных латиницей.
why russian engrish is soooo disgusting?
Серьёзно, тянет блевать от этих монструозных якобы-английских конструкций, придуманных руснёй и записанных латиницей.
I was afk. What You want me to tell You?
I know that. I was in London this summer. A lot of niggers, and fucking sandwiches instead of normal food...
Ven i cam in ze rum i open ze vindow
Jenia stogova lakis her famili
faif o klok
HUI SOSI
Это да, это мне все на двачах говорят. Хоть в школу возвращайся.
and shake your lip
REPLAYED
And pipe and sky and allah
You cannot in Engrish, peasant. DEAL WITZ IT X-----DDDDD
Wat r u tolk' about, bitch, i'm stronger in english than you!
From now on, only memes please
One post = one meme
I'll start:
JUMP JUMP JUMP
One post = one meme
I'll start:
JUMP JUMP JUMP
Dicksuckers, you all suck in English language. However, I have fucked your moms (and dads)
MANYSTEPSWALKING
Does anyone know how's the Salt Lady story ended up?
My cat is on the safety , i'm happy
Не такой как все.
Huh, so you fucking mothers of guys, which know english? I just can't understand that "However"
I am not sure about that, homie.
So, let us speak about out tyan, guys. I broke up with my girlfriend few weeks ago. Cause: she is not my type, actually. I did not know what talk about with her, there is nothing in our relationship except sex, which became unpleasant after 6th intercourse with her. That's how it all goes, folks, and now I am alone again. Alone and happy in some way.
I married at fifth of novemer. Such a shame for me...
Hello guys, I'm from Ural. Ur answers, pls.
Don't be ridiculous. There is always a way out of troubles, that's make our life's unbearable for us. If you want to find it - you'll find it.
Hey, Kazahstan-4urkakun, how you live in Astana?
I want emigrate from russia(rostov), but i haven't so much money for normal country. Pls say me about climate, and social conditions in your country. What is everage pay? What is language you use? How much 4urkas?
its because you fucking bydlo
Oh Yeah! Tell Me! Especially when Your tyan is pregnant!
Are you from ural?
Too fat 4 u
Ангельский для пидоров.
/тред
Yes. Why u so wondering?
No, i m Sirius!
Too old jokes, tard. Russians can't in humor, lol.
hey m8s do u wanna fck with cute grl?
N0w 17 15 1337 5p34K 7H|234|}
>tyan is pregnant
We've must to be responsible for our actions in the past, it's true, but think about the different ways of that responsibility. For instance, except abortion and marriage you had one more complicated, but simultanneously more truthful way - to broke up with your women, make her "mother in solitude" (lol) and start to pay your aliments. Maybe that was a right answer.
Tits of Gtfo! You know the rules!
2CH - ALWAYS AT YOUR HELP!
There is no normal rules in da rus boards, which are full of schoolboyz n others bioproblemnikus.
This is me. Do you want me? I will lick your balls for hours, and then you can do what you want with me.
инглиш-хуинглиш! форк ин зе ай ор из эзз ванс?
I just want to make sure you are from ural
hey!
You boring bydlo, where are you from?
Why can't u trust to me? (btw sry for my bad eng)
2CH.HK - THERE IS ALL MY BUDDIES!
hi 2ch! i have one girl...
From Ural.
Be active here, zajebali
Hello! Another Spb-kun 26lvl here. I have a problem with english. I can watch TV shows and movies with english subtitles and understand 95% all what they say. However, I can't speak or write in english properly. I was tried to train my english skills on 4chan imageboard, but this is not helping. I've got an issues to express my words in english. Any advices with it? How to fucking english properly?
I can't cuz I'M EATING NOW YOU STUPID FAGGOT
I cri erytime. But seriously, I visited /b/ only for a couple of threads (traps, interesting stories). Mainly, I browsed /v/ (but it's flooded as fuck with ninyeardokids, so w\e), sometimes /vg/.
But now, all is left for me is this piece of shit /b/-politfags edition site. GG no RE.
nam pizda
"I was tried" is not correct. "I tried" or "I was trying". Good luck.
I'm not a faggot, I love girls only
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You have write "i'm from ural" but you can be not from ural
your windows is inficed trojan major hachiki prigayut po ekranu?
Hi, my name is Sasha. Im from flyshit named Vologda. I like reading books, making memes and masturbate on BBW Carmella Bing. I also like playing LoL and masturbate on Jinx and Evelynn. I love this game.
I know, m8. That's the problem. Cannot into english correctly
Goodbye.
I've got the same problem.
И0 1337
Girls? Why the fuck not women? Are you a fuck' PEDO?
Lol, u like milfs?
why are you learn english, if you're living in mother russia, comrads?
I want to fuck you in the assa
Nice try, eurocockhole
Cuz
Hi. Luhansk-kun ITT, ask your answers.
>BBW
shiteater
because idi nahui, thats why
but i'm russian, from siberia
Nu davay
You're telling this as if it is something bad
What about Siberian wheather now?
>Lol, u like milfs?
No, you mom only
cuz of content, my dear. All entertainment, like games, comics, movies, TV shows on english. With english internets are much bigger than small russian reservation.
Babko thinks so too.
Siberia is big, can't tell you for all. In my city it's about 14°F now.
Yeah, i mean it
Tooom-doom-dooom,
Tooom-doom-dooom,
Tooom-too-doo-doom too-doo-doom-doom-doom...
Because RUSSIAN SUCKS.
What is this shit? I don't get it.
Nuefag
Train, railway, platscards...
Siberia main theme.
It was an epic game.
Professional translator reporting in, got a diploma and Cambridge certificate. Ask me anything.
Dick suck?
WE BEEN ON A RUN, DRIVING IN THE SUN
LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE
CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME
http://youtu.be/03QCbAZcMwg
LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE
CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME
http://youtu.be/03QCbAZcMwg
Got any proofs?
How many cocks you have sucked today?
At least one person at this 4chan reservation remembers it.
SMEIB
Why do you ask?
Do a barrel roll?
I don't really like quests.
Zero sadly
Yeah, wait a bit.
"And never give up!!" Peppy
Как по-английски сказать слава украини?
Dear friends, suck my cock. Also lick my balls.
Have a good day, faggs.
Have a good day, faggs.
Ask!
glory to ukraine
i'll pee on your father's head, shithead
Russians usually call it "manyameeroque", or smth like this.
Faggot.
I too, but i like to write "nuefag" to any anon who didnt get any post and it is always work
Glory to Ukraine!
What a faggot.
Holy fuck, why they blocked my sweetheart 4chan((
There is no /toy/ on sosach(((
There is no /toy/ on sosach(((
>Glory for The Emperor!
Fixed. No thanks needed.
>/toy/
It's about dildos?
me too or me either
you stupid fag
Glory to The Heroes!
Как будет по английски "плацкартный вагон"?
Found all of you too ignorant to speak English. If ya ain`t agree let`s discuss. Try to disprove me.
carriage
When faggot has nothing to say,
He is starting to "dojobivatsa" to orphography.
Once upon a time a bear walked in the forest, then he saw a burning car, sit there and burned to death :c
Thx
You`re welcome.
lol. You're a funny guy.
You're grammar a shit m8
Can we start carriagethread?
On Engrlish, ofc.
On Engrlish, ofc.
But you are not.
Yay! That`s the only thread without vata. They are just too uneducated to understand any foreign language.
>>If ya ain`t agree
You speak like a redneck scum somwhere from texas. Piss off, wanker!
Where did I do a mistake. C`mon try to fix me.
Too fat
But I can't say same for "urians".
IYGI
i'm just not a clown, but you are. Make me laugh once again, shitpreak
Петушок подгорел потому, в учебниках нет ya и ain`t?
Once man bought Escalade, and, suddenly, old lady huyak a bag full of shit on bumperm
Xai, guys. Ulm glad Rio see u here. I'll reptilliid abs I eaanba deak with u corrextppruly. My question is where xa n I cuck some eus girl?
There you go.
Triple isn't "pizdit"
Dura lex sed lex!
What level is it? Intermediate?
Of course! But you are above them all, not like everybody else in your country, pal.
what is profit?
no. i just don't like this y'all, ain't and other shit
You just useless piece of shit.
Don`t give a crap `bout your preferences. Screw you!
Jasno.
Can you work as simultaneous interpreter with this piece of paper?
Something like bottom elementary
Frankly speaking, I dunno. But C1 is one of the highest in the Cambridge system, only C2 is higher. I may apply for the next exam next year to get a better certificate but meh. The difference won't really matter in Russia.
The proof that I really am skilled in English with usage of legal terms. My first degree is lawyer and the second one is English translator with knowledge of english legal terms. May help with finding a good job unless Putler decides to close borders and we'll have zero connections with outer world.
hey guys, maybe we should stick together and immigrate in usa, like friends? it would be much easier for us
Probably could apply for such a job but not sure if I'm cut out for it. Translating text, typing and talking is one thing, interpreting shit at once is completely another. Sadly, I don't have any opportunity to practice right now.
Got ya. Besides I think about 98 percent of dear Russians can`t speak English at all. I feel sorry for these dweebs.
Nah, screw USA, they got fuckhuge taxes and we'd be just piss poor immigrants for them. I'd rather migrate to Europe or Canada but my degree won't help with that, so I guess I'm stuck in this shithole.
Can u translate "Everlasring Summer" VN?
elite zakukorekala
Oh wow. We have a guy with butthurt hear. Just take a look at him.
Why r you intresting in 'dobro' like this?
but USA is the land of opportunity, we can get rich together, be someone, not just a slave
I guess I could but not sure it's possible to do it 100% accurate. Are there many russian memes, idioms and inside jokes? Haven't seen/read/played it yet myself.
Don`t want to do anything for free. Just wasting of my time,
I want to hello one by one all anonim in this itt.
I was about to take the toefl test, but its results are valid only for two years. So I changed my mind and zabil hui
Hello Russians. What happened to rouble?
It sunked.
It`s drowned.
he's fucked up
Catch the fag!
Look, mate, you're probably joking but anyways... yeah, USA may be advertised like that but frankly speaking you've much more choices and opportunities in here unless you're a top-notch specialist in a peculiar field of science. A friend of mine who had 90% "5" grades after finishing МГУ's biochemistry faculty (can't be arsed to look up it's english anagram variant) moved to Holland with no problems and leads a healthy and happy life there. Can you prove that you are as useful as him?
It's just underestimated, so all good man))
>he
Don`t pretend you can speak English.
nice meme
sniper is here!
We're Puttin' our hopes within it.
Mister rouble is fucked up?
Hi, anon. Can you speak some words about AI? My english is bad.
Another Astana-kun rollin in da thread.
Это так весело и интересно!
In Putin We trust
Don`t pretend you can pretend to say that someone can't speak English.
God bless Putin.
Another Astana-kun rollin in da thread.
Ask your answers.
Ask your answers.
whe
All this shit itt is happening because of 4chan is in blacklist now?
So viele Deutsch-Fags und keinen einzigen echten Deutschen!
München-kun
München-kun
AI is the abbreviation of arsehead intelligence. So it is a non-biotic sing, that can really think with its arse.
Running through the stars and galaxies, winking pulsars included.
8/10
Сборище ньюфагов пиздят на примитивном ни о чем, и никто не завайпал.
Протухло все, ребята.
Протухло все, ребята.
no narrow-eyed in this thread
What interesting says Putya today on his show?
Bitches don't know bout my candleja
Whatever, even a janitor in USA get more paid, then my father and mother in Russia.
2k per month! And they said it's nothing, but my father was proud getting those money.
sup boys
Screw you slavesheet.
>slaveshit
Amerika wil fuck up soon.
What did you say? I madee out only vodka, cyka and putin
>slaveshut
С'mon, i'm nice and i'm not some narrow-eyed nomad guy livin in yurt.
>slaveshoot
>slaveshare
>SlavaRoseushke
That`s a good idea to speak only in English, isn`t it? This way we`ll be protected from vata and +15men.
That is what Russians call "mnogohodovochka".
B patient, b wary, b cautious.
You mean little many moves?
>Sankt-Peterburg
Its Saint Petersburg, dolboeb
Yup.
>
This is why no one likes this site.
Имена собственные не переводятся. Пидор.
Hui musoram, svobodu pacanam!
Russians speaking english? HAH, NICE JOKE.
In voice max volume.
Ponyfag detonated. Kek.
To iichan, bydlo.
Олдфаг хуже пидораса, ю кнов?
>ko-ko-ko
What you say?
...
...
ERROR
UND HIS LEGENDARY GRANDFATHER BOKE
Hi all in this thread!
>What you say
>did
Don`t try to use the language anymore.
PENTIPLE
The same to you.
There are exceptions. Pidor is your name I suppose, so I won't translate it.
CTPEJIOK72rus : qq
nice b8
I talk langauge ok.
Only horsefuckers clucks about name translation, schoolfaggot.
Лол. Маня не поняла, что прибавление the означало именно английский язык.
В школу, быстро.
>iichan
IIchan is ded. As the IIIchan. Or do you mean weeb iichanhk? This is shit site too, m7.
Shkool is finish long many ago.
U r talking bout ut as it was smth bad
Пидорашка, почему бы тебе не съебать в /fl/ со своим птичьим говном?
cuz
wow, look at him and laugh, he's bombanool
Dead Morose, leave me alone!
Битарды, посоветуйте книжку на английском, интересную и легкую для понимания.
Do you translate the small colorful horses to the Russian, anon?
Try "Lord of Rings", "Harry Potter" type of thing.
Brave New World.
catcher in the rye
Dr. Sleep by Stephen King.
Three Men In A Boat, Jerome K Jerome
Ylyssus.
If you're >16 and reading this, you're done
fenks, gays)
of the rings
whats wrong with you?
i just have sucked so many cocks
Аааааа, сикнул!
Just try to read it in English, and you will wonder, how the fuck "Longbottom" translares into "Долгопупс".
I'm about to have a good trip in an hour or less, do you have any trippy art, dear sirs?
oh you
>ain`t
How is your cow? Your crops? I heard this was a pretty bad summer for a farmer.
Hello. My English is bed.
I'm sosachin' from the vedro. no pics m8
me either
Censoreship.
SPBkun here itt.
How are you old, son?
I ainta say nothing 'bout my cow.
Still better than "Долгоднище"
A pity, seems that you are the only one who paid attetion.
14 years old.
Sodomizer!
I am Bedman so I will help you with the forces of the night.
I enter the kitchen and put the kettle on the stove. I light a match, look at it for a couple of seconds, turn stove handle and bring the match to the burner. Flame erupts. Flame is blue and steady. Five minutes later a wild stench spread through the kitchen. No wonder. There is urine in the kettle after all. Why the urine is in the kettle? Because I pissed in it...
underage b&
It's alright, not all townfolk are bad, friend, don't be afraid to tell.
Except for retarded kids...
LOTR would be hard to read in English. Harry Potter is ok
Let me guess. Your name is Yuri?
Read this first
> hard to read in English
Try "Dune". I had to read with a fucking dictionary.
copypast from 2ch. move along
Я вхожу в кухню и поставил чайник на плиту . Я зажечь спичку , смотреть на него в течение нескольких секунд , включите плита ручку и довести матч до горелки. Пламя вспыхивает . Пламя синий и устойчивым. Пять минут спустядикий смрад распространяется через кухню . Неудивительно, . Существует мочи в чайнике в конце концов. Почемумоча в чайнике ? Потому что я пьяный в нем ...
Good one.
>Почемумоча в чайнике ? Потому что я в нем
Moderator, stay in the kettle.
itak moy dorogoy uebanskiy drug ya znayu chto ti sosesh hui eto vo PERVIH vo VTORIH idi blyad` nahui ebuchiy daun dvach pidaras a ti interesno breesh podmishki svoey mame? a blayd` uebok tupoi ebushiy sin tupoy sobaki kak zhe ti menya zaebal ti ne predstavlyaesh ya bi trahnul tebya no ti uzhasno urodliv pizdyuuk sukka
>in English language
Ещё только оп-пост, а уже обосрался.
Mah nigga
>copypaste from 2ch
私は台所に歩き、ストーブの上にやかんを置く。私は試合を点灯、数秒のためにそれを見て、ストーブのノブをオンにしてバーナーに一致をもたらす。炎噴火。青と着実なの炎。5分後、野生の悪臭は台所を介して拡散。も不思議ではない。最終的には尿中のやかんがあります。なぜ急須で尿？私はそれに腹を立てているため... です～
My little cock touches mouths of all itt
今で日本のスレッドです
Correct.
Check your codepage perdolya, bgg
zakroy svoy ebuchiy polniy gneva rot mraz` SUKA huli tebe nado?? huli ti doebalsya do menya blyad` A SUKA A&& otvetish mne ili NET NET? nu i poshel ti NAHUI pizdyuk
No.
>>>81901270
Etot obdvachevalsya.
Etot obdvachevalsya.
You fap on furry! AZAZAZ
Pls, translate, i dun understand moon language.
And what is your name?
Does anyone know any song by his heart?
Let me try...
A weakling...
Weighing ninety-eight pounds
Will get sand in his face
When KICKED to the ground
And then in a gym
With a determined chin
The sweat from his pores
As he works for his cause
Will make 'im glissen and gleam
And with massage
And just a little bit of... steam
He'll be (?) and quite clean.
He'll be a strooong man
Oh, honey!
But a wroooong man.
He'll eat nutricious (?)
And swallow raw eggs
Try to build up his shoulders
Chin, arms and... mmm... legs
Such an effort
If he only new of my plans
In just seven daaays...
I CAN MAKE YOU A MAAA... AAA... AAA.. AAA.. AAAAAN
Don't peep at lyrics, I dare ya.
Let me try...
A weakling...
Weighing ninety-eight pounds
Will get sand in his face
When KICKED to the ground
And then in a gym
With a determined chin
The sweat from his pores
As he works for his cause
Will make 'im glissen and gleam
And with massage
And just a little bit of... steam
He'll be (?) and quite clean.
He'll be a strooong man
Oh, honey!
But a wroooong man.
He'll eat nutricious (?)
And swallow raw eggs
Try to build up his shoulders
Chin, arms and... mmm... legs
Such an effort
If he only new of my plans
In just seven daaays...
I CAN MAKE YOU A MAAA... AAA... AAA.. AAA.. AAAAAN
Don't peep at lyrics, I dare ya.
me think you lost on kfc today lol
Miguel
>this fucker
Are you the guy, that rhymes in threads somitimes?
...
Get out of this thread then
Ima wa de Nihon no surredo desu.
...
Im out
and my name is alexander, what should i do?
です～
Lolsto threedotfag-furrymraz?
I doubt it. As I'm on Dvaches only once or twice a week.
hui sosesh? Do you give in your pooper?
smell my ass, of course!
Ich habe deutsch in der schule gelernt
Hello,
is there anybody in there.
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone at home.
Come on now,
I heard you're feeling down
But I can ease your pain
And get you on your feet again
etc.
I'm too lazy to type all the song out.
i can smell it from here, you're a dirty faggot
Whom are you pizding?
1/10
lol? i scared
say what?
Thank you kindly.
again?
>
Hello, yopta
I am here for your pleasure. Email me to [email protected] Btw don't forget to bring your corovan with you.
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
Are you driven? What the diving? What the lamp?
you're a strange guy. so weird
I just can't understand what you trying to say
what's wrong with you?
London is a captian of Great Britain!
Didn't read the thread. What's goin' on there?
Guten Junge.(Ich habe auch, aber habe nicht eine Zeit lang practizieren)
It's not me, it's google translate. The truth is, i am a bad boy and don't use polite speech.
So I'll fix this:
今で日本のスレッドだ
finally, someone answered!
i see you are a smoking hot kun
what is the size of your Johnson?
capital
We r fuckin ur mum
It's really nothing. Pointless conversation between 5-6 fags. Nothing more.
fucking daun! dont you know the verb "to dive" ????
bleh not keeeeeeewwwl
Lampy sitting
Sorry for what? Our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they are such good size and all
Call of duty iPhone?
How are you supposed to dive in anus? Are you a faggot?
now make me unhear it ,plz
No thanq.
let's go bowling, guys!
Find fags to roll some balls elsewhere, gay.
i`m busy,Roman
Обосрался на второй же строчке.
>Peterburg
Что за дети пошли?! Вы сначала уровня нормального достигнете, а потом выделывайтесь.
Gentlemen, it seems we've got a spy.
are you freakin' blind? I told you, imma a dickgirl
if russian language are great and powerfull, why everyone speak english?
Потому что говна полна башка у них.
are you fucked?
>Вы сначала уровня нормального достигнете
>достигнете
You can't into Russian. Don't speak about English.
I can speak inglish wisaut google translate. You oll fuking noobs.
Calm down, Walter, not today, you crazy fuck
Okay you are fukken gaish anal faggot. Why do you live?
two teas to this gentleman!
you're still here, cockroach?
Because monkeys can not in the language of true white people.
THIS IS A BUCKET.
Walter White?
to irritate dumbasses like you ;)
Why then monkeys doing better then white people?
Doing what?
son-basket
Faggot's answer.
No, Walter Sobchak
Everything.
WHY ARE YOU SITTING LIKE AN OWL AGAING? GO FART A LITTLE
Try thinner, scum.
Is that butthurt?
heh
So, do you prefer a sluggish tyan's hole which bleeds instead of tight kun's hole?
You aren't bi curious, aren't
butthurt is newfag's meme
>bleeds
Your woman encouraged you to fyck her during period?
>y
u
You have it? You should know better. Lol, wait, you are a monkey after all and you can't even understand if your ass is in flame. So I explain you: yes, you have a butthurt.
nope
вдохновила пиздееецццц
хех)
3d not needed.
Then you better stop feeling it
i second that
>Let's speak in English language
Готовимся к оккупации всем Двачем
>no you
Nice try.
Oh, you're trying to be thinner. That's good. You see, communication to normal people in normal language is good even for such scum as you.
Newfags can't into this game http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html
magnificent isn't it?
>clucked mommy's oldfag from lurochka
For faggots. Real men love ponies.
>THEY'RE MONKEYS, AND I'M GOOD, TO FAT, YOU SCAM!
Is it butthurt?
>NO YOU BUTTHURT!
Nice try.
>I'M NORMAL AND YOU SCAM
I can feel your heat from here.
types of shit
why she has a penis?
These projections. Do monkeys always see butthurt in there, where is just a joke? You can to give no answer. I know you will try to detect butthurt again, lol.
If you're a gay nigga.
ayyy lmao
>I DON'T HAVE A BUTTHURT
Ok, ok, take it easy.
always wanted to ask
if i jerked off reading hentai trap manga, am i a faggot? But i don't want to suck dicks and fuck in my pooper.....
Kek. Just as I said.
check em
>nihon shit
You are worse than a faggot.
fuck you batman
look at this
what are you talking about?????
so close....
Make a new thread someone. This one is close to bump-limit
I do not talk to faggots.
what does this meme mean?
i always wanted to screw your mum, fella
she is so fucking hot....
but you replied to my post
so....
not as close as now
Have you ever read a post on /b/ and wondered whether or not it is copy pasta? It is almost as though half the posts are pasta. Maybe they all are. Maybe this one is. Maybe it is not. Maybe it will become pasta at some point in time. Maybe it will be pasta'd over and over in this very thread. Maybe more threads will be made filled with this post. Although I fear it, I wouldn't doubt it.
So, you recognized you are a faggot. That's such a simple faggot test.
->
but but butt
you got me mate
i have nothing to say
cuz u'r fag
stop it plz
i'm so confused....
maybe i'm bi-curious
500
Fags are always confused of their deviation.
Go shit yourself, looser.
suck a traktor driver's dick
pls no bully
Guys we need a OVERROLL
so, is there some way to salvation? or am I dammend for eternity?
Make a transfer to other thread, because of bumplimit, ZHI EST PO BRATSKI
Perry Kat
How did u learn english hach?
why is she so perfect?
Three letters for you.
MLP
-alpha
Russian bitches taught me, while I fucked em deep
she has great boobs
no no no
you are one of them
one of the people who are called ponnyblyads
sheeeeeeeeeeeeit
imma prefer to be faggot but not ponnyblyad
for you
what? I'm male not a female...
you're not a big guy
You're a big goy.
nice dubs
Ok, suck cocks and let other rags to drill your anus instead of being a real man and the warrior of true metal.
And it's not about you honey.
We have to create a new thread lazy bastards.
pls do a roll to the new thread
Get rolled over the thread.
>tfw no new thread
portal to /b/ yay
blocked :^(
MLP is shit, Aikatsu much better.
Is somebody looking for a new thread? I have one.
Faggot, eat some shit. You love it so much after all.
>>>/mlp/
get b&
> Anger
Ho ho, you've skipped the first stage, right to the second.
Sankt-Peterburg-kun here.