>>82259228 Would love to, but the fact is, that Finland is going to be a part of russia in near future, so what's the difference? Let's move to Thailand instead? ;)
>>82259506 Дядя Сэм превратил твой любимый язык в ведро с помоями, от которых он в жизни не отмоется. Гордится его знанием в 2015 году - верх идиотизма.
I have not found a appropriated thread for this. So i'm posting it here.
Сиськи или жопа?
Какой неожиданный вопрос.
Скажите, а как бы вы сами ответили на данный вопрос? Данный вопрос актуален уже несколько лет, и, к сожалению, очевидного ответа на него нет. Последний раз он поступил мне от молодых семей.
Приведу буквально несколько цифр. Посудите сами: бобер может проплыть 800 метров под водой сделав всего один вдох, на территории России открыты более профессиональных 600 театров и 29 зоопарков, да к тому же в нашей стране 1046 учебных заведений. Я думаю мне не нужно объяснять, что это значит для молодых семей. Это очень, очень важно.
Что делается для решения? Недавно был принят ряд федеральных программ, которые помогут решить данный вопрос легко и без инфляции. Мы много раз слышали разные устные заявления и обещания ответить на данный вопрос. В своё время нам обещали не расширять НАТО, потом нам обещали не размещать базы. Но и НАТО расширяется, на восток движется, и базы вокруг нас растут как грибы. Так же и с этим вопросом.
Сука, не устаю проигрывать с маминых нейтивов в этом треде. Лишь бы выебнуться задроченной грамматикой. Всем похуй на ваши попердывания и покряхтывания.
>>82259376 I'll give you that. I'ts even more difficult than russian to learn. I was a guard in one museum and learned quickly russian basicks.. tuda, suda etc..
I don't know anything about Finland except for Nokia. My father has a Finnish friend. I used to talk to him a couple of times, he is very funny. These bitches are beautiful!
>>82260040 Лично мне больше немецкий нравится, звучит гораздо приятнее. Норвежский ещё довольно мелодичен. Ещё у ирландцев забавное произношение, "их" английский мне тоже нравится, но он не канон. >>82260076 Ну так напиши что-нибудь на своём языке илиты, макни меня лицом в говно.
>>82259479 Likewise, but in this time what can you trust? Western media says that Putin is a child of satan and Russia says that UN is cancer. I just sit down and mind my own problems, becouse no matter who comes to our land, we can't do shit about it. Just dealin' with it.
In meanwhile.. losing my temper with this catchpa asking me every time i'm posting...
>>82260400 Well weather is fine and it was nice to have some snow for christmas still drinkin' with myself in my aparment LOL .
I found you when somebody linked this site to finnish board ylilauta.org and been visiting your site ever since. Your WEBM threads are awesome. A bit hardcore sometimes but still 5/5 >>82260464 Thank you, m8!
>>82258697 >How russians sees finnish people? They dont actually bother much bout Finland. It's like, "yeah, it's exist and I'm okay with that". And, well, Russia is now have very large fucking problem with, like, almost everything, so we dont actually think about Europe much. Hope that answered your question and sry for my English. Merry Christmas.
>>82258697 >What if i tell you that i'm from Finland? Benis XXXX--DDDDD Then I will cal you pizdabol without proofs.
>How russians sees finnish people? 1. see 2. We almost fucked you up in winter war 1939. Fucking retarded finnish scum, I hate you, bitch of the USA, like every other european, stay on your benis board and don't come to board where normal people live, slow idiot. Fuck you.
>And BTW merry, merry christmas everybody! We celebrate Chrismas on 7th on January and we celebrate New Year more then Christmas, but thanks, and merry xmas too. Fucking retard. Sage.
>>82260664 Hello to you too! How is your evening? We have a lot of russian builders here workin' in constructions and shipyards. They are mostly nice fellows and a good company to drink with :3
Кто ответит в тред без сажи - тот вдовйне пидараха, чем те, кто отвечает в тред с сажей и кидается говном в ОПа. Иностранца они увидели, вообще охуеть. Вы ему так скоро хуй начнёте сосать, пидоры. Ненавижу вас.
>>82260841 Almost lost my good spirit, but it's nice to have you here also. Do you like SBURDO? We aren't anykind of bitch of USA, our goverment is. We have our eyes open, just don't know what to believe. And enjoy your holiday with pakkasukko or what should i call him? freezy guy anyway :3
>>82261183 Always drunk is correct. Hah. My ex-neigbour was an russian-estonian contractor and I spent many good evenings there, all hail to vodka. [green] >2:00 [/green] in Finland it's 21:09 >>82261268 I'm pretty sure that my English is pretty good. My mother is a translator of english and russian so she started to teach me before schoolage.
>>82262013 That's the site where you must be, not here. Fuck off, this is Russian (Russian-speaking) board. Of course our liberals will suck your dick because you live somewhere else, but your place is on Finnish board. GTFO.
>>82258697 >How russians sees finnish people? Well, evertyhing's seems fine for us. Except a very common opinion, that it's very boring in Finland. It's like if it's over 8pm a city is dead. By the way, a lot of russians like your actor Ville Haapasalo.
>>82262141 Oh, how rude of you. On ylilauta.org we have /international, but i just couldn't find it from this site so that's why i wrote on /b. I hope i didn't ruin your day.
>>82258697 >ala-aste >2000-luvun alku, meno vitun dippi :D (inb4 -94 jonne) >samassa koulussa kehitysvammaisten osasto, jossa noin 15-19 vuotiaita vammasia >vammaset ovat rakentaneet hienon ja suuren lumilinnan mihin he majoittuvat aina välituntisin >mietimme miten ali-ihmiset ovat voineet rakentaa jotain niin hienoa >5-luokkalaiset kummioppilaamme eivät diilaa tämän kanssa >muodostamme vastarintaliikkeen vammasten sortovaltaa vastaan >La resistance lives on saatana! >annoimme liikkeellemme nimeksi "Helvetin perkeleet" >Helvetin perkeleiden ensimmäinen salakokous pidetään koulumme metsässä, suuren männyn ja nokkoskivikon luona (siinä kasvaa kesäisin vitusti nokkosia) >kokoukseen ilmautui kaikki 5-luokan pojat, sekä minun lisäksi kolme muuta ekaluokkalaista >sovimme, että hyökkäämme jo ensi välkällä vammasten kimppuun ilman sodanjulistusta, ja levitämme sanaa eteenpäin Helvetin perkeleistä >välitunti koittaa >hyökkäämme metsästä kepein ja lumi(kivi)palloin varustettuina yllätys momentin turvin >vammaset eivät tajua heti tilannetta (ylläri:D:D??) >mutta kun tajuavat, taivas putoaa niskaan >2-metriset (aspect of the 130cm 1st grader) kuolaavat hulk vammaset tulevat karjuen ja apinan raivolla ulos linnasta ja hyökkäävät >tässä kohtaa rivimme hajoavat ylivoiman edessä ja joudumme pakenemaan takaisin metsään >onneksi näiden teini-ikäisten mutantti ninjojen motoriikka oli sen verran alikehittynyttä, että eivät juoksussa edes minulle pärjänneet >pääsimme kaikki turvaan, ja saimme aikaan pienehkön reiän linnan seinään. se voidaan laskea jo voitoksi >sana Helvetin perkeleiden urotyöstä leviää kulovalkean lailla >seuraavan päivän ruokavälkälle sovittu uusi salakokous, jossa värväämme uusia sotilaita, ja organisoimme vastarintaliikkeen toimintaa ja laadimme sotastrategiaa >jäsenmäärämme lähes kolminkertaistui, ja saimme partisaaneja kaikilta luokilta, jopa muutama 6-luokkalaista >jaoimme taistelu roolit luokkien mukaan, esimerkiksi meille ekaluokkalaisille lankesi paskimmat duunit >olimme "pikku-pioneereja" >tehtävämme oli kaivaa juoksuhautoja vihollislinjojen lähelle, sekä tunkeutua linnaan eturintaman sotilaiden (3-4-luokkalaiset)tekemistä rei'istä, ja tuhota linnaa sisältä päin >5-6-luokkalaiset toimivat upseereinä (heittelivät vammasia kivillä ja huutelivat ohjeita) >meidän tehtävä oli ylivoimaisesti vaarallisin, sillä huhuttiin että jos jäi vangiksi, vammaset pussaavat ja imevät pallia, ja että vammasten purema muuttaa uhrin myöskin vammaseksi >toinen hyökkäys toteutettaisiin keskiviikkona toisen välitunnin sarastaessa >keskiviikko >ennen hyökkäystä kokoonumme Helvetin perkeleiden päämajaan ja vannomme valan >varmoina voitosta käymme taistoon >suureksi yllätykseksemme vammaset ovat valmistautuneet hyökkäykseemme, he ovat saaneet riveihinsä lisää vammasia, ja he ovat myöskin aseistautuneet kepein lumi(kivi)palloin >emme silti peräänny >eturintaman sotilaat saavat murrettua kohtalaisen ison aukon linnan seinämään >me pioneerit ryntäämme sisään, mutta joudumme kuitenkin nopeasti vetäytymään kun nämä korstot vetävät taas hulk-modet >koulun isoin vammanen ehtii kumminkin napata 2-luokkalaisen jontun syleilyynsä >en voi jäädä auttamaan >Helvetin perkeleet joutuu taas vetäytymään metsään, kun vammaset alkavat jyräämään >erilaisia variaatoita tarinasta, mitä vammaset tekivät jontulle liikkuu varmaan koulussa edelleenkin, mutta joka tapauksessa kaikki koulun oppilaat säälivät häntä, ja kohtelivat häntä koko ala-asteen kuin sotaveteraania joka oli menettänyt raajansa ja näkönsä sinappikaasu hyökkäyksessä >sovimme hätäkokouksen ruokavälkälle >Helvetin perkeleiden kolmas kokous >erityisluokan pärinä-eerot haluavat liittyä vastarintaliikkeeseemme >riemu on korkealla, sillä pärinä-eeroilla legendaarinen maine koulussamme lukuisien tihutöiden ansiosta >organisoimme nyt liikkeemme uudelleen kolmeen divisioonaan >5-6lk. elitekorps >1-4lk. muukalaislegioona >pärinä-eerot. duudsonit >sovimme perjantain ruokavälkälle suur-hyökkäyksen, missä hyökkäämme tällä kertaa kolmesta suunnasta ja tuhoamme koko paskan >perjantai >asemiin >hyökkäykseen >ei vittu, party boopers! (välkkä valvojat) >vammaset ovat kannelleet opettajille >joudumme kaikki jälki-istuntoon, ja liikkeemme lopetetaan, vai lopetetaanko? >perjantai aamutunti >"pidämme kummioppilaiden kanssa ulkoilutunnin" ilmoitti opettaja matikainen >päättäväisesti marssimme kummiemme kanssa vammasten luokkahuoneen ikkunalle ja koputimme pari kertaa, ja lähdimme juoksemaan kohti lumilinnaa >17-vuotta pitkän elämäni aikana en ole kokenut mitään niin hauskaa kuin ne noin 20:tä vammasta liimautuneena luokan ikkunaan, ja heidän priceless ilmeensä kun potkimme heidän upean linnansa paskaksi >me olimme Helvetin perkeleet.
muistelen tätä ala-aste aikaa erityisellä lämmöllä. Suurin osa nykyajan ala-astelaisista ei ollut vielä edes syntynyt ennen näitä taisteluita, teimme heille ala-asteestamme paremman paikan elää, paremman huomisen. näytimme vammasille heidän oikean paikkansa, koulun roskiskatoksen. Kun luet tätä, tiedät, että kirjoittalla on valunut muutama nostalgian kyynel.
When I was fifteen and have been using the bathroom my dad was always poking around nearby asking why am I so quite, why can't he hear me. First time I didn't answer so he started to bang the door and yell why don't you say anything what's up with you. He started to swear and said he's going to break the door, also dad was mad if I made number two and didn't flush, and not just in the end after the whole dump is out but immediately after each bomb dropped, referring to stench, he said: I make one piece and I flush and you do the same. Once I was taking a dump and heard dad lurking nearby so I wiped my ass and gone on four on the floor, and there is a wide gap beneath the door, so i look into that gap and there was my dad in it looking at me and saying: are you totally nuts? what are you doing in there? Also my dad always drinking some herbs mixtures to take a dump often, like five times a day, and afterwards complaining his asshole burns, also he farts. Gad damn it! The story is real, I'm not a troll.
>>82262174 Yeah i've heard that Ville Haapasalo is like a national treaseure. Drinkin' vodka with big people and shit.. very feet-on-a-ground- kind of guy tho'.. and knows how to drink :D >>82262244 Take Jagermeister with energy drink and you'll be learning all night. That's the drink they poured me all the time in Germany while i lived in there
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>>82262864 ! Guys should not be open about it. You are young, playful, you are all easily. It's not that. This is not Chikatilo or even archives of special services. It is better not to go. Seriously, any of you will be sorry. It is better to close the topic and forget what's been written. I fully understand that this message call additional interest, but I want to warn inquisitive - stop. Others simply do not find.
>What if i tell you that i'm from Finland? Finland is cool (literally too). Not many countries can fuck with Russia. Finland did it. Also I heard you guys have on of the best education systems in the world (my step sister happened to study there in uni).
>How russians sees finnish people? Like a nordic version of russians. Like, we're pretty similar, but you guys are more european. By the way, I was drinking with some finnish investors (Startup Sauna, maybe u heard about them) some time ago, really cool guys.
>>82263098 I wrote a lot of txt but this site didn't post it, i did refrest the site and all txt went like a fart in sahara. I'm still here.
>>82263139 I don't. I'm pretty knuclehead and i don't give a shit atleast for what people are writing anomyously on internet. In Finland it's white, @ the moment and santa claus is on his annual tour. I would love to move somewhere else becouse of the weather. In dry seasons i have semi-psoriasis so my skin and myself we don't like the weather. Somewhere sonny would be lovely.
When I was fifteen and have been using a bathroom my dad was always poking around nearby asking why am I so quiet, why can't he hear me. First time I didn't answer so he started to bang the door and yell why don't you say anything what's up with you? He started to swear and said he's going to break the door, also dad was mad if I made number two and didn't flush, and not just in the end, after the whole dump is out, but immediately after each bomb dropped, referring to stench, he said: I make one sausage and I flush, and you do the same. Once I was shitting and heard dad lurking nearby so I wiped my ass and gone on four on the floor, and there's a wide gap beneath the door, so i look into that gap and there was my dad in it, looking at me and saying: are you totally nuts? what are you doing in there? Also my dad drinks some herb mixtures to shit often, like five times a day, and afterwards complaining his asshole burns, also he farts. Long story short: it's like the world ends. True story, i'm not a troll.
>>82264026 I was a sailor. But meanwhile i was living in Germany, I had a call, that one girl was pregnant for me and no option for abortion, so i moved back Finland, took my responsibility and bought a house. Family life is shit, but now i'm working with ships on shipyards all across europe.
>>82264216 So was that it or shall we chat some more? Wife comes home in any minute and i'm so wasted. Just waiting for femdom brutality so we can do few more questions.
>>82264346 Damn U must be tough guy. Will leave soon.
>>82264355 The best thing i know is the morning coffee with cigarette, watching sun rising from horizon and no land on sight :3 I really do miss that!
>>82264449 I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you people. It seems that it doesn't matter what board i go on and there's always somebody forcing this furry shit :D
>>82264903 > Damn, sailing must be cool, i think. > The best thing i know is the morning coffee with cigarette, watching sun rising from horizon and no land on sight :3 I really do miss that! Конфёрмд фор э ретард.
>>82264487 vining about typos? Be real, man. I think none of us speaks english as a main language. So sit on your cock.
>>82264558 I think that Russia at the moment is in a deep shit with economy and so are we, but if there will be the second coming, we'll go as deep as you guys are. no fence.
>>82264563 We don't give a fuck about Ukraine. I'm well aware about the situation there were, but the media is doing its best to confuse the people. So I can't tell what's really going on in there.
>>82264579 Slavic bitches.. there's no like other. The best fucks has been by former soviet bitches.
>>82265832 still pidora otviet. Say, you have two chairs: one with sharpened poles, another with masturbated dicks. Which one you sit yourself onto, which one you sit your mother onto
lol you guys are so butthurt that someone out there not only considers your language inferior (on your messageboard, to add insult to injury) but also totally fucking obsolete for anyone living in 1st and 2nd world countries. Face it.. Nobody fucking cares about your stupid language! Half the decent words are borrowed from french, german, and latin while using a pseudo-greek alphabet. Sure, I'll learn russian for the sake of getting my point across to a bunch of self-entitled cocksuckers on a messageboard! In fact, why don't I just pummel myself in the head with one of my Nike shoes (they cost so much in Russia, but here they basically give them away, how's that feel Ivan and Igor?) until I completely forget English so that I have more room in my brain to learn your crappy language! Second of all, all of your writers suck and I'm not going out of my way to learn your shitty language more than I already know it because it would serve me no purpose. So, would I learn Russian to "understand" the great minds such as Chekhov (who sucked) or Dostoevsky (who also sucked, even more than Chekhov), would I learn it to be more eloquent with my words and truly express how I feel, or would I learn it to impress you, you worthless galosh-wearing, Putin-voting, borscht-eating sons of cunts? No. I wouldn't do any of those, because each and every one of those instances would not justify the effort to reward ratio; in fact, doing nothing at all does more than what you're suggesting I would do.
>>82266372 here's a catch only appers in english: you can't chop the dicks off with sharpened poles 'cause they're basicly the sharpened sticks, they'r round except for the tip. You can't cut anuthing with those.
>>82266282 Nah, I'm 100% slavtard. I just love army threads on 4chan /int/ where everyone telling coolstories about their duty, especially finn ones. It's like a summer camp for grown ups when I read about your army. I literally laughing my ass off from Finns stories.
>>82266628 ну не отрежешь ты ничего заостренными кольями, они круглые, кроме заостренного кончика, ебанарот. Эта хуйня только в английской постановке вопроса проявляется.
>>82266564 I don't know much about russian politism, but does it matter who you vote 4? Before there was Jeltsin (great vodka tho'), then Putin, in between some Putins friend while Putin sat behind him all the time, and now Putin again. I think it's all planned a long time ago, like politics in Finland. They are forcing us to NATO and not even asking how the people feels about it. The say that politicians knows better than people. That if anything is fucked up and while i'm typing this i get the feel that cops gonna get here and take my computer for investigation.. don't trust nobody and OPs still not gay so heres another pic of finnish bitch.
Sorry for my english i'm getting pretty fucked up.
What makes you think we care about Finland? Just an ordinary European country. Lots of lakes. The easiets way to get a visa. What else? Used to be part of Tsarist Russia. A high standard of living and scary juvenile justice.
>>82258697 Very much love finland language, but did not understand. Op why you so vodkafeg? ebin Say please where I can fap on hot suomi bitches? seksitreffit.fi is so uncomfortable... maybe finland have site like porntube style, with only Chukhonka chics?
To be serious, for me Finland associates with Nokia phones and Linus Torvalds (yes. i know that Nokia has been pwned by MS and Torvalds moved to USA long ago). And forests with lakes. And a stupid war.
>>82271482 oh ogay but watthefug? >www.alastonsuomi.com its like a shity russian site www.doiki.net U trallin me? x----D Sorry for this agression rhetoric. I am already fap on danmark pron, there are teen girl whith big mouth huehue... and musculinic face
Pic of finnish bitches for attention.