ITT we speak English. Welcome
I remember similar thread yesterday, it was OK.
Let me bump
Some more
Where are all English-speaking anons?
English practise, only here and now! Free, no registration and SMS!
You from MGIMO too?
No, I'm from MSU
Someone gave me an idea of going to 4chan, because there almost everyone speaks English
English is not needed
Why do you think so?
Is there anyone, who wants to chat in English?
Everybody love russians there, just go.
What do you mean by chat?
How bugurt theads sounds in angel language?
chatvdvoem
ТУПЫЕ ПОДПИНДОСНИКИ АХАХАЗХАЗ ИДИТЕ НА УКРАИНУ ВОЮЙТЕ!!! РОССИЯ!!! МАТУШКА!!!
Butthert-thread, I suppose
Try thinner pls
ALLO MENYA SLISHNO ?
Let's chat ITT
ЧЕ ПЛЮЕШЬСЯ ПОДПИНДОСНИК!!! КАК МЫ ВАС НА ДОНБАССЕ!!!
Ukranian bidlo wants look as english elite.
Helloo? Yoba-kun, is that you?
YOBA DAVNO NE VIDELIS KAK DELA?
SIT LIKE A SYCH
Im bidlo too.
fix
Hello 4chanders welcome to 2ch :#)
I forgot my sage!
ALLO Y MENYA VSE HOROSHO, PISHU V ILITNOV TREDE, A Y TEBYA?
>bidlo
Fucking REDNECKS!!!
>Ukranian
Please, don't start stupid quarrels here. This is not what this thread is created for. It's a place where you can leave all bad things typical for imageboards and have a nice time speaking English.
What for forgot??
Little owl же
>is that you?
Baron Alexander, what you do here?
He meant "I faggot"
This is too hard for me
Fukken ur mamka
Hi, 2ch. Do you wanna Rus at NATO?
fuck your mom go dotka drink vodka
Newfag please!
Is there anyone from English-speaking countries here? Maybe someone for whome English is native language?
Hi. This is a great time to get your hands and feet up.
MEANT?? what this MEANT ?
Why not? I like disputes about Ukranian. You a facking bidlo, im too, then why not?
The first thing you need is your responsibility for the first time.
The only problem is that you have received. Please contact me if you are not the intended.
Let's invade to 4chan, bratya!
Hey there is a great time to get your email address below and click on the way to get the best way.
Breeki thread
>Why not?
Потому что пошелъ нахуй, Ѳеофанъ.
>You a facking bidlo
...
Just don't. There's too much Ukraine now everywhere. If you want to talk about it, you have /po, /ukr, /nvr and other shit. If you want to have the same thing in English, you can come to 4chan.
>Breeki thread
Da
CHTO ETO BUMKNULO???
>pony
Pony eto malenkaya loshadka.
Твой пуканъ, няша.
Privet.
I want blow your butt, that's why.
Kakoj wsraty thread, psze kurwa.
Privet. Ta toge anglichanin?
Da ladna& ti ne pisdish?
Norm tred)))) Che ti)))
Oh , finaly ! I knew i would need it one day !
Da, a ti?
Oh , finaly ! I knew i would need it one day !
Da, s semi let na anglickom govoru.
Ya toge.
Govori na anglickom plizz
Hey , maybe we shall go deeper ? Like .... 1337?
Guys, what's the language you're speaking?
Hy, everyone. Study English since six years old(on present time I'm sixteen). I planning travel in USA or UK. How much skilled my English requirement for free speaking with americans or brits?
English ge.
Tvoi anglickii ochen ploh
Let's start talking on English!
Niggaskill is enough.
Way higher , then now , dummy
English ge, ti che v yaziki ne mojesh?
upper-intermediate
Это Главгероиня шестой финалки?
Go to fack out, Petr. Fack! Out!
Quickly!
Okey bratan
Talking on ? Really ? Where have u been studying it ?
Capital is great britain city is london.
This your sentence
>How much skilled my English requirement for free speaking with americans or brits?
is a bit hard to understand. You want to know how skilled you need to be to have no problems?
Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to!
Is that how retarded troll now ? If so , i'm not impressed
Hi dudes! Advise to me audio books on English for people who studying English
BROO!
Pizdabol ti, a ne kritik.
))))) ya ponel)))
>u
Nigga pls
Hahaha
Euthanasia is the only advice i can give
NE UZHELI U MENIA EST FANATY V ROSII???
Do you mean tutorial books or fiction books?
rolled in
Anon you should speak english fluently to be a qualified expert.
Anon you should speak english fluently to be a qualified expert.
Nope, just kidding, dude
>
>NE UZHELI
SOOQAAA
>NE UZHELI
SOOQAAA
Uncle Tom's Cabin
No thanks
No, i fack your mather and rape you dog.
Its do not trolling.
>dude
Some people translated dude as "Дьюд" in X-Files, it was very funny.
Пиздец, просто иди нахуй. Ты же в машинный переводчик предложение вставил, так?
Oh... So... I shouldn't learn Russian?
I have a dick
My dick is big
My dick is bigga
Cause I'm a nigga
My dick is big
My dick is bigga
Cause I'm a nigga
Всегда казалось, что греи стоят выше рептилоидов или как-минимум с ними конфликтуют.
Russian for bidlo.
I don't think so. Looks more like if he divided the sentence into parts and each one he translated just like a machine.
What is better for vocabulary skills?
Nope.
Yo, yo nigga, what a u doing, mafaka
Yes, I also read that the grey ones are friendly to people and the reptiloids are not, so they have conflicts
Man , you're probably the most pathetic dumbass i've seen for quite a while .
ПояСните за артикли, например black vase on wooden table или black vase on the wooden table, как правильно? в нете какую-то невнятную хуйню пишут.
I'm sry. I don't speak ukrainian
Glory to Ukraine!
Let me some CP in this tread
.wow...
...what a twist!
But it's very strange that reptiloids bait is DNA. Does it mean grays are genetic skilled race?
Holy shit!
I've just created another English thread here
Three hours ago I also created a can-afford-it thread when there was already one.
A coincidence? I don't think so.
I've just created another English thread here
Three hours ago I also created a can-afford-it thread when there was already one.
A coincidence? I don't think so.
Double
Russian is for asian scum. Ukainian is for arian gods.
O. Petr is burn... ~~
Friends, do not you think that you are overworked, eh? Well, let's look at parts you have written. To begin with, it is not necessary to open this topic. One gets the impression that you are young, playful, shell-shocked and offended by life imbitsily that everything is easy. That's probably a hundred times already said it, but do not rock the boat. Because if to shake, it will be bad and bad to everything. Can you in the eye and say it, ready to come to listen? You have absolutely nothing to notice in his bloody haze. Be still, and people. It is better not to go. It's not that. This is not Chikatilo or even archives of special services. All that garbage you have written - it is a simple pizdabolstvo, Rimbaud you room. From what you have written a lot, your life will not be better. Have a system that really works, do not need to break the system. Because the consequences will be very sad. Complain - not moving his bags. Many of you in the spring thawed. About such as you say, Mom did not want Dad did not try. Delve into my message to you, try to analyze and draw conclusions for themselves. I fully understand that this message call additional interest, but I want to warn inquisitive - stop. Others simply do not find.
I think fiction is better. At school and university we read some scientific literature, with teacher giving us some language patterns and special vocabulary. We als watched films, I also like watching sports with English commentators. From fiction I omly read The Lord of the rings.
Glory glory man united
Glory glory man united
I've wrote some rap here, rate:
i fak yor maza, yo
check it out now
i very good english no doubt son
london is a capital of britan, kamon mazafaka
i fak yor maza, yo
check it out now
i very good english no doubt son
london is a capital of britan, kamon mazafaka
Officer, pls.
the - это как наш артикль "-то", указывает на известный предмет. "The car is sheeit." "Машина-то гавно".
А a - это в остальных случаях. "I want to have a coockie." - "Я хочу печеньку."
Нет, хотя это было бы не так обидно. У меня с пониманием речи, текста и чтением проблем нуль. А вот формирование предложений, мягко говоря, оставляет желать лучшего.
1 piece of crap out of 10 retardiness
Do you know a good scientific book? I recently became interested in physics
GLORY TO NIGERIA!
OBAMA HAVE GLORY!
OBAMA HAVE GLORY!
the-конкретный этот стол
а-абстрактный стол
Broer, учи нидерландский, будем насмехаться над инглиш дебилами.
I LOVE YOU, OBAMA!
I WANT HAVENT CHIDREN FROM YOU!
I WANT HAVENT CHIDREN FROM YOU!
a
This is used when you speak abot something in the first time, f.e.: I saw a cat,
when you speak about some thing in general: A dog is an animal
the
The is similar to this
It is used when you speak about a specific object, f.e:
I saw a cat. The cat was black.
Close the door (we know which door is meant).
Something like this.
plus 15, now go away
I always think, are they trollis or really so stupid
NO U
Go home, /po/rashnik
How does this translate?
"A penny for your thoughts my love
A swinging door, a swinging door"
I get
"О чём ты задумалась, любовь моя?
Вращающаяся дверь, вращающаяся дверь"
Also "they're spaghetti, they're spaghetti". Does it mean "your thoughts are tangled like spaghetti"?
"A penny for your thoughts my love
A swinging door, a swinging door"
I get
"О чём ты задумалась, любовь моя?
Вращающаяся дверь, вращающаяся дверь"
Also "they're spaghetti, they're spaghetti". Does it mean "your thoughts are tangled like spaghetti"?
Если ты учишь его так долго и до сих пор такой уровень, то у меня для тебя плохие новости. По порядку:
>Study English since six years old
I began to learn English when I was six.
или
I have been studying English for X years.(но судя по всему про perfect continuous ты не знаешь)
>(on present time I'm sixteen)
пиздец.
>I planning travel in USA or UK.
Где am/'m блядь? Где to travel? Нахуй тут вообще прогрессив? Ты прямо сейчас когда пишешь планируешь? Ты планируешь это на ближайшее будущее(сегодня ночью вылет)? Нет? Так нахуя тогда planning? 'in USA'? 'to USA'!
Be going to используется, когда ты хочешь выразить запланированное действие:
I am going to travel to USA or UK.
>How much skilled my English requirement for free speaking with americans or brits?
Это даже объяснять лень. Серьезно.
Твой уровень в районе pre-intermediate.
Кто-ж виноват, что у вас такой уебанский taal? Только Nederlands, только казуальность!
>pre-intermediate
Know the meaning?
That's somewhere between beginner and elementary.
As I understand it, they are genetically engineered race, created by reptiloids.
>Нахуй тут вообще прогрессив?
ЭТО ГЕРУНДИЙ, СУКА, ГЕРУНДИЙ, ОТРОСТОК МАМАШИ-БЛЯДИ
by the way, good channel that learn english
http://www.youtube.com/user/krutopridumal
http://www.youtube.com/user/krutopridumal
*Кто ж
Listen, fat trolls are stupid too
gerund: I prefered playing soccer.
progressive: I'm playing soccer.
Feel the dicfference
Why's nobody replying to my posts?
Ты ебанат, иди обратно в 6ой класс.
Which are your posts?
Depends on what you want to do there. I mean if you're planning to study in university then you need a better knowledge background. But anyway even if you're going to learn english on very advanced level without speaking practice it's quite unuseful. Specially with brits. Their accenet sometimes is so fucking hard to understand that every conversation turns in to gestures speaking.
He says he wants to travel.
>we speak english
lmao
mb u mean "we are speaking english"?
Hello, I'm from Alabama.
My name is Joe and i'm dixie.
England sucks.
My name is Joe and i'm dixie.
England sucks.
then niggaskill is enoug, as i said
Has anyone there been to a language school? I've been twice
Серьезно?
londonschool.com/level-scale/
Pre-Intermediate I can communicate simply and understand in familiar situations but only with some difficulty. A2
2 Elementary I can say and understand a few things in English. A1/2
1 Beginner I do not speak any English.
What the hell is going here?
Can I ever 2 speak ingl, what can I do 4.
OP, TVOY MAMKU EBAL
Like if you're glinomes too.
Get down, plebs. A man who knows English here. Native fluency and shit, y'know.
If you'll be nice, I'll even answer your questions on the grammar and correct your mistakes.
Don't you try to find any flaws in my message, there's none. "will" after "if" is okay in this case.
If you'll be nice, I'll even answer your questions on the grammar and correct your mistakes.
Don't you try to find any flaws in my message, there's none. "will" after "if" is okay in this case.
>we are speaking english
That's right, but if you think about this thread as about usual thread in /b for English speakers, which is almost always there, you can speak about it in present simple..
Hey, guys!
I want to speak in English with a Texas accent.
Pitfalls?
I want to speak in English with a Texas accent.
Pitfalls?
ITT OP hooy.
Хуйню какую-то принёс и рад.
Are you redneck?
NICE)0))
CAMBRIDGE CERTIFICATE NIGGA! DO YOU HAVE IT?
You meant YOU'VE TWICE BEEN?
>pitfalls?
Lots.
Энд ват ми сай? Хелло, декаедс-тиетх фаготс, ю аре лов арабиан бананос?
Fuckin stupids, fuck urself.
Заебали мамкины пидары, которые думаеют, что знают ангельский, сосите хуй у меня.
Заебали мамкины пидары, которые думаеют, что знают ангельский, сосите хуй у меня.
I don't know really
I fucked your mother, i fucked your father, i fucked your whore sister and whole you family
I MEAN IT!
DO YOU HAVE CAMBRIDGE CERTIFICATE MANYA?
I'm dixie, fcking yankee!
What?
Yay!
I just thought you were that guy from yesterday's thread where he wrote "I've twice been" which made some anons have a butthurt.
My classmate has been there for 4 years and still she's stupid as a ten-year child.
Speak English please, I can't understand you.
I FUCKED YOUR STICKY GRANNY AND YOUR SLUTTY GRANDFATHER)
English need only to watch series
pottle
pottle
Are you kidding me fucking shiteater? You have to shut your mouth and go eat sheat later.
All the unanswered ones.
Can I fuck yr mom?
Suki ya ne znayu angliiskowa
*go to eat
Are you yesterday's thread's OP as well?
She bears a remarkably significant resemblance to my former crush. Have you got any more of her?
He said he fucked ur mum. Im too
I don't know English. how to learn?
Wht yay, you fucking retard, it's clr?
LinguaLeo.
Так я бы даже на русском не опозорился.
Кто тут знает ангельский? Оп?
WHAT PASSA NIGGA?
Screwin' and shootin', by hook or by crook. Keep in mind that you are inferior to the white race until you attain native fluency in English.
Заебали. На еот мою похожа, есть моар?
Англичане, блять, а сложнее go to hui ничего не понимаете.
op huy mamu ego v rot ibal, 2 raza ebal , pidor byvchiy
but need to pay
i haven't money
What I remember is that almost all of us communicated mostly with people from the same country, especially those who were of intermediate and lower levels.
The older (16-17) people from different who were of advanced or professional levels often communicated with each other, which was unusual in general. These were the most interesting.
At the first time I was at upper-intermediate and then moved up to advanced level.
We lived in campus, but I know somewhere you can live in family, but my friend once got to a bad family, so I didn't choose this option.
It's me. Really
Да все поняли, только никому дела нет.
No, I'm not
Зато до ебания мамок дело всем есть.
I hope one day Abu will organise english speaking day here when anon can't post russian. That should be awesome
why not?
But how can it be done? Also, I think there'll be translit everywhere.
That's nice. Bc he was "sankt-peterburg kun" who "spoke in English language".
What dose mean "awesome"?
Пиздец, англичанин хуев. Как же вы, дети, заебали.
"Speak English please, I can't understand you." - это что вообще?
"Speak English please, I can't understand you." - это что вообще?
Hey guys! Guyz, guyz!? I need to pass an IELTS exam, for university. The overall grade must be achieved is not big, only 5.5
With my level , I guess its intermediate lol, is it possible to get ready to it by one month? Exam will be after one month, I need to get a 5.5 score. Possible?
With my level , I guess its intermediate lol, is it possible to get ready to it by one month? Exam will be after one month, I need to get a 5.5 score. Possible?
Видишь, как низко ты пал?
But they die, fucking dead corpse absolutly disgusting
Just I'm not. I liked that thread and decided to recreate something similar
Hello ITT, bitches. I have just moved to new place and I don't have any kitchenware so I have to eat cup noodles. It gives me diarhea, but there is nothing I can do because I'm too lazy and too poor to buy something. So I have noodles for a week and I don't know what to do when it will be eaten. Fuck you, anyway. How was your day, faggot?
What's the problem?
Аbout this much.
So u thinkin its ok?
Today, i was fucked your mummy/
Ya gonna smoke it, aren't ya, nigga?
Something that leaves you in awe, that's so fucking evident.
If you revere something, it means it's awesome.
I can't see any mistake there unlike in your words
Fucking necrophile
Hey, guys!
I'm eat chili corn carner, and you?
I'm love Dallas Cowboys, how abt you?
I'm eat chili corn carner, and you?
I'm love Dallas Cowboys, how abt you?
Abuuuuuuu, take the necrophile's IP!!!
maybe filters? Also it's a shame if you can't speak english in 21 century.
awesome means cool great and so on
You bore me asleep, anon.
Sankt-Peterburg kun here
Proofs!
I was used rig to got your mummy.
You are going to die young. I fucked your mamma before she was fucked by whole Dallas Cowboys team. Even by midjet with towels. Go out, you dirty bitch
When are we return to the GB?My sister SD never
the 21st century, you bastard.
Wtf are you want dude?
But I seen.
GB?
BAAAMP, YA NIHGGUZ
Suck my southern dick, yankeeeeeeeee.
my nothern dick? to
>filters
For any cyryllic letter and russian word? Also he may have filters for translit words, but there are sometimes many ways to translit a word.
Hi bro. What district? I'm in Moskosky near Park Pobedy
No, you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mllAnPKS6Zs
Ну нихуя ты стрелочник.
No, you, rly.
Hello, what is your name?
So tell me please what it is
But how can you, if you write I seen?
Denis.
mr. Cat
Alex?
Masha, and what is yours?
Denis is suckin smelly dicks
go underwash
Pussy? ICQ?
My name is Semen.
Yah, but why? Rusnja cannot into languages.
Sup /fl/, I'm CIA!
I`m nigga, so what? And u? Tell me right now
And you definately can
I don't understand both of you.
Why are you kidding Cuper?
Hello, big gay.
Go eat watermelon in Africa, you fuckin sandnigga
Victoria. Where you from, Masha?
I'm Muzzy, Big Muzzy
Under NATO, fuck yeah.
NOU
Bonjour! Ca va?
Пасаны, а перевидите на ингриш всякие двачерские выраженьица, ну там типа "Да похуй мне, щенок ёьаный", "Опять начинае6шь, ебучий шакал" и прочее в таком духе.
We want big russian dick in small frightened NATO's ass
Denis sucks a lot of penis
Maybe NATO at Rus.
I don't fuckin care you faggot
Anton is here. Thanks Abu
GTFO
G'day, folks, may i drop in? Lovely!
You know how much watch?
Nice to meet you, Victoria. I'm from New York, and you?
Good, moar plz.
Kek
You misspelled
Двач тесен.
Stupid russian moron!
Fucking monkey, stop snaking wakaba!!!!
>Muzzy
only oldfags remember ;_;
Да это я. Ну и хуле, по делу ответишь?
Old fag!
Old fuck
You started again, fucking faggot(jackal)?
Second that. Its the only way to stop incoming civil war.
I don't give a fuck, you snot nose punk
Are you starting it again, fucking jackal
С таким уровнем - нет.
Fork in eyes or fuck in ass?
Here's two chairs. One is with fapped dicks and the other one is with sharpened spades. Which one is for you and which one is for you mum?
Op-dick.
Manyaworld
Evening in house, guys
You is bidlo
I love suck dicks, but im natural
This is not EOT-tread, but these is one tyan...
Sorrow-tread
I am from London is the capital of Great Britain!
>Manyaworld
>Evening in house, guys
>You is bidlo
>I love suck dicks, but im natural
>This is not EOT-tread, but these is one tyan...
>Sorrow-tread
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
What the fuck am I reading?! Stop, bitch!
You forgot this:
SAMORAZVIVATSYA
ЕОТ - crush, ЕОТ тред - I gotta crush thread (IGC thread)
Тян не нужны - Girls are of no need
Haha pendosi
Хуйня какая-то. Запилите русек треда
when I was fifteen, and went to take a shit, my dad, as if accidentally, would always hang around the bathroom, asking now and then 'Why are you so quiet there? Why can't I hear you?'. First time I didn't reply he started trying to break in, shouting 'why are you silent? what's the matter with you?' He started swearing, and threatening to take the door down from its hinges...
Your butt in fire!!!!;DDDD
I SAMOSTOIATELNY
You mean SELF-DEVELOPMENT?
Also self-training, mary world, mary projections.
>Your butt in fire!!!!;DDDD
Of course, because of your awful level of English!!1
You faggot this.
your butt's on fire
SAMORAZVLECHENIYA
LONDON IS A CAPITAL OF GREAT BRITAN.
The cake is a lie.
2ch isn't a lie.
2ch isn't a cake.
2ch isn't a lie.
2ch isn't a cake.
SOOOQA
Remember, remember the fifth of November
...also dad would get angry if I shit and don't flush, not only at the end of shitting to boot, but directly when the turd gets out - he explained that it stinks and would later say to me: 'Listen, I shit and flush at once, and you do the same!'. Once I sat down to shit and heard my dad position himself at some distance from the door - well, I wiped my arse, and...
Lol, newfag(got) ITT. You missed threads of Privatbank's trolling.
Why do you keep ignoring my posts?
I'm on the verge of leaving this thread for the webm one.
I'm on the verge of leaving this thread for the webm one.
I HAVE NO REASON
THAT GUNPOWDER AND TREASON
WILL BE FORGOT.
I'm so sorry :( I know this.
I didn't, I was there.
Nothing interesting though.
Don't leave us.
..squatted on the floor. The crack below the door is very wide, and so I look into it and see my dad squatting there and looking in through the crack, and he said to me 'what's your problem? are you fucked up? what are you doing there?'. By the way my dad always drinks some herbs, to shit more frequently, he shits about 5 times a day, and then he says his arse stings, and he also farts! Fucking shite! This story is real, I'm not a troll
>tfw no one talks to you on the board.
Boys, fix text. Teacher talked it has mistake! From me as usual.
/b/ always was pure shit
Of course I won't. Bc nowhere to go.
Yeah. It hurts as much again when you are ignored even by schoolboys writing "mamku ebal))go to dick" bullshit.
а в тинай не можешь, пидор
instagram.com/rav_shana
Did anyone there travel in Great Britain? I've been there several times, as a tourist in London and some places near it and as a schoolboy in language schools.
Recently I started "travelling" in Google Maps and discovered some interesting places to visit. The only problem is that many of them are not in towns or cities, so I doubt I can easily get there by bus or something like this, and in Great Britain they drive on the left, so I don't think that I can rent a car.
Recently I started "travelling" in Google Maps and discovered some interesting places to visit. The only problem is that many of them are not in towns or cities, so I doubt I can easily get there by bus or something like this, and in Great Britain they drive on the left, so I don't think that I can rent a car.
stupit makaba talks word from spamlist! post in picture then
English is worst, language. По правде говоря.
If speaking like you, it is.
Вуд ю лай э кап оф ти. Ес офкоурс.
Чурка какая-то.
Видимо, одежда + фотошап + освещение + фильтры сделали своё дело.
/b/ was never good, that's an original phrase
Вот из ёр нэйм. Май неэм ис Джон. Хау олд а ю Джон?
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Newfags don't know about That 2ch.
Cat is good.
English, motherfucker, do you speak it ?!
ну уж твоя то еот-шлюха лучше
А туда ли ты зашёл, басурман.
I want see threads like this more often in /b ^,^
newbie
newbie
Oh this sweet butthurt
If you don't see one, jus create it!
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
i dont know how, and i think my thread will be not popular here.
Lo-li-ta.
It's very simple. Unlike other threads which usually discuss some topic and therefore need specials bumps, this thread is simpy about speaking English, you can speak almost about everything. See, it was 6 easy bumps enough ITT to get someone.
Why "was"? I was taught at school that if "never", then always "has been"!
I'm a little late. Hello everyone. Vkatilsya.
Ну она на всех фотках выглядит на 9-10/10, судя по словам анона.
nowii thread i nowii, takoi nezametnii yoba.
topkek, it's not a quoute from Lolita
>separated like riрples on a blank shore
She was probably a reckoner, wasn't she?
Простой кукарек или по делу скажешь, какой же у меня уровень??
>omitting "the" before "language"
>writing "поправде" separately
How does it feel to be a cripрle in languages?
I dunno lol
Beginner to elementary.
Я вижу нотки бугурта в твоём посте.
I know, LOL
It is association.
no, serost'
Yes, she wasn't to blame for bittersweet distractor.
Ю телл ми.
Waz up, bitches?
Yo now dis here be uh thread o' ebonix language. jive like uh pimp what the fuck sup now?
http://joel.net/EBONICS/translator
>Hey guys! Guyz, guyz!? I need to pass an IELTS exam, for university. The overall grade must be achieved is not big, only 5.5
>
>With my level , I guess its intermediate lol, is it possible to get ready to it by one month? Exam will be after one month, I need to get a 5.5 score. Possible?
Hey guys. I need to pass an IELTS exam for entering an university. The overall grade to be obtained isn't too high, only 5.5
With my level, I guess it's intermediate lol, is it possible to get ready for it in one month? I have the exam in one month, I need to get a 5.5 score. Possible?
I'm Sergei. I have a cat, he's nice.
In last summer i was in Turkey, it's hot and sun. I knew one girl from there, but we was separeted
WAZZA MAN!
I fucked your mother, you stupid nigger.
Меня одного передергивает от таких тредов? Какой-то физический дискомфорт. Прям пиздец.
Guys, check out the joke
-What is one nigger at the bottom of a river?
-Pollution!
-What is a thousand niggers at the bottom of a river?
-Solution!
-What is one nigger at the bottom of a river?
-Pollution!
-What is a thousand niggers at the bottom of a river?
-Solution!
What da all daz crazy hoes talking about in diz ITT thread?
Guys..guys...everyone has just grenade.
'cha ain't talkin' ebonix son. Dis is tha real ebonix, check it out tho.
Two chemists come to a bar. One of them asks for water, and the second one too. After drinking the second dies. Why?
Everyone has just what a grenade?
What did you say bout mah ma, you, snowflake sugar bleached bitch, you gonna scream loud and clear when I'll get to your little whiny-tiny asshole.
It detonated.
Я вижу нотки провокации и толстоты. Ты по делу скажи, чтои конкретно в моем посте на элементари? Лол
What the hell are you speaking there, you black motherfucker? Get out of there, this thread is for gentlemen only.
No
Can't care less, bitch.
check ur privilege u racist cis scum!
The grenade which you have just
Also i have a little problem (pic). I have beeline's enternet. How can I change it?
OP DICK
that's the only frase i now on english
that's the only frase i now on english
Why are you don`t love niggers?
use tor or anomizer
Aaight homeboy, ya got me! Shit got worse nigga. Gotta be cool wit it anyeay nigga.
I speak english like a nigga
Cause they do smell like they are dead allready.
So even blind people can hate them
i want now lick loly cunt, what i must do if i is hikikomori
>frase i now
>frase
>now
>on english
>on
>english
Damn..I'm too lazy to do it.
HELLO? YOBA, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
PSH PSHHH
PSH PSHHH
I'm not Yoba, but I hear you.
Посмотри ответы, я пофиксил твой пост.
Исправлял только грамматику/лексику, в общем и целом сообщение всё равно выглядит на уровне my name is sasha i studi in 4 klass
This nigger tore, bring next one.
You should try out 4chan's /int/.
Покажи мне свои сообщения в треде, лел.
С носителями вообще общаешься?
I feel that too, but it allows me to practise English.
My hair is a bird, your argument is a tore.
Guys should not be open about it. You are young, playful, you are all easily. It's not that. This is not Chikatilo or even archives of special services. It is better not to go. Seriously, any of you will be sorry. It is better to close the topic and forget what's been written. I fully understand that this message call additional interest, but I want to warn inquisitive - stop. Others simply do not find.
Hi suka blyad. I noob in this thread. Please nauchite me speak English epta.
Sup /b/, just want to tell you my boring story. In middle-school I never do my engish homework. In those days I did'nt get how much english is important, may be more important than math, history or smth. But in high-school I have learned engish by helping by computer games and movies, of course I did'nt understand how english works, but have good enough pronunciation. After high-school I did'nt goes to university, but start learning a computer science, or may be just how to code. And there is was a huge problem, Im do not understand how to read manuals, and searching my issues. After three years I steel have quiet poor english knowledge, but can read manuals, and watch videos without subtitles.
So I want tell to all school-boys, if you are reading this, start to learn english now! And in future you will not be as bas as Im.
Поставьте оценку, по уровню третего класса пожалуйста.
So I want tell to all school-boys, if you are reading this, start to learn english now! And in future you will not be as bas as Im.
Поставьте оценку, по уровню третего класса пожалуйста.
PSH PSH, ITS YOBA'S MOM, DO YOU COPY?
Окай:
Общаюсь, хоть и не люблю это дело. Общаться, в смысле.
How hard I lost.
>there is was
And something else, but I'm too lazy to find it again.
I had never learned English before, but I have started English in this year. I agree with you, English is important even in daily life.
Жопа с временами, и вообще runglish. Третий класс индид.
>there's none
Проиграл.
For 3d year it's good evem to write a text of that length. There are mistakes in grammar, but your vocabulary is not very bad.
>did'nt
didn't
>quiet
That means тихий. You should have used quite
U WOT M8S?
Лол, понятно всё.
Is there to know English well? I know it only on school level, and i dont need more.
>Is there to
Is there reasons to
It sucks to be you.
Let me speak from my heart in English.
why?
Your message full of mistakes. C-
On the bright side, you've got something we call "the hang of English". You have a basic vocabulary and insight into how English works. In other words, you won't have to learn English "from scratch" just like I did. It took quite a while.
I let you to do it.
Why are they smell?
Что тебе понятно?
For me ability to communicate with people from other countries is very attractive, I like it. And I want to do it as well as possible
Да вы правы, я нихуя по временам не шарю, знаю только i will, i did, слов много знаю, как мне кажется, но соеденять их реально трудно. Произношение зато, опять же, как мне кажется, весьма не плохое. По крайней мере без очевиндого русского акцента, хоть и не мне судить.
You bet there are. Plenty of them to be honest. You may tell native speakers how badly you did their moms recently without been called a white-nigger or slavshit.
Holy shit, I fucked up with "is" in the first sentence.
They're the same scum as Russians. People are scum as a kind.
When I came to England, I got the accent pretty soon, but lost it with leaving England almost as soon as I got it. Now I get the accent by watching videos, sports, for example, with English
And with "insight into" as well.
I fell my bad English only when i'm posting in /int of krautchan. The last time, when i really needed in English was 1 year ago, when i chated with 2 arabs. And having a discussion with people from another country was fusken awesome. But now i dont chat with this guys, becouse i don't know where they are.
>tfw no qt3.14 Irish bf
Do you know that the word "Russia" derives from "rust"? Like, we are rust on the earth.
Nope.
Oh shut up, like there is no rules about tautology in english.
How many of anons are there?
Where did you see any tautology there?
>fell
Feel of course
Fixed by myself
There are only two of us here. Fuflyzhnoly sitting.
You are a messed up type of a fag, I see.
Однокорренные слова подряд, блеать.
When I was in a language school, it was definitely good to have high level of English. Not only you understand everything, but also you kind of get higher status. You communicate better with staff. You can find those people from other countries who you can speak with as easily as using your native language.
And those whose English is bad can't understand what's going on, they communicate with people from their country (they can make it without coming to school, btw) and often are more stupid.
Point them out, I can see none.
insight into
Damn. It sucks I think. When I saw this thread I thought that there would so many speakers, but there are two Anon.
Yeah, it feels fuckin' great to speak English better than others. You feel superior to them. And you are.
does it mean we're all enlightened and euphoric true detectives?
That's the way this word is used.
You basically need "into" after "insight".
Lol, proper language, but so small amount of thoughts, that it's just pathetic. You could say "bydlo sosnuley" without all this ass-wobbling.
Maybe you're right.
Блять, как же мне бомбит от этой хуйни.
У этого пидора все артикли проёбаны, и ему пишут "proper language".
А у меня доёбываются до "insight into", хотя там никакой другой предлог не подходит.
Я пытаюсь сохранять спокойствие, но не получается.
but I'm a grill :3
dont hit on me silly bois
unless ur a qt3.14 Irish guy w/ a big dick like Fassy
I won't even request your tits. I don't need it. Just get lost.
Пилюлю прими, илитка.
Ебало закрой своё, клоун.
С американцами пообщайся, англофаг. Им точно так же будет похуй на артикли и они точно так же не оценят insight into.
Самое занимательное, пидорас всегда указывает на "ошибки" по-русски или на ломаном английском, в особо запущенных случаях допуская те же ошибки, на которые он указал.
>Fassy
Диванный, плиз.
Без артиклей будешь звучать как полуграмотный негр.
В прошлом треде, могу поклясться твоим анусом, я писал просторечными фразами типа he don't got no time. И аноны в один пронзительный голос утверждали, что так говорят только индусы, а нейтивы хуярят на чистом блять posh'е.
Это ещё раз доказывает, что вам лишь бы только доебаться до чего-нибудь.
Индусы и есть нейтивы, няш. Что ты несешь вообще?
>Индусы и есть нейтивы
Ты уже сломался походу.
Что угодно готов спиздануть, лишь бы выкрутиться.
Any other cool stories?
Bazarysh.
Captcha is 997788 LoL
Какой же ты долбоёб, у меня аж настроение поднялось.
I presume he means that English which Indians use is not as pure as the one use by, for exampe, British.
>use
used
fastfix
Вот этот всё пояснил хоть и с ошибками.
Did he mean London British, or maybe Wales British, or even some shitty-Gaelic one? There is no such a thing, as a pure language.
Do they all speak English worse than Indians?
>he mean
Oh, all.
Also Native-speaker doesn't mean born-to-be-a-grammar-Nazzi. It only reflects what is your native language happens to be. For a huge amount of Indians it's an english, so I can't see your point.
>it's an english
I think you take his words about articles too seriously
You should try to understand gaelic-english fusion. I bet you would prefer Indian version.
Хело, мазафакерс, ю спик инглиш ин зис тред? Ту шоу май лангвич скилл айл трай ту спик виз ю. Ю кен рейт ми олреди.
First of all start writing using latin letters
>ю спик инглиш зис тред?
Дид ю мин: "Ар ю толкин баут сом щит ин зис треахт?"
Герарехиэ, нау!
Донт тел ми вот ай шуд ду, бич.
Но ай мин ай фак йор мам естедей.
lol, u r just jealous of fassy's big dick, my short-barreled friends :3
anyway, this thread is boring. if you want to speak english, go to 4chan and troll lalkas in /int/.
Ol' feck ye, yer Brettesh scum whayrl ye doin here?!
THANUM AN' DHUL! GREEDY EEJITS!
THANUM AN' DHUL! GREEDY EEJITS!
Why are you speaking so weird English?
Поясните почему американцы стебают британцев? Они как-то не так говорят?
Which accent or dialect is it?
Ну мы тоже хохлов стебаем.
Because stupid yankees are nothing in comparison with British lords.
Fuck you! You want to have a conversation but you abuse my mother! You are awful person!
Any post with Russian flag turn thread into pole/balt/finn/ukr butthurt threat by instant, so it's kinda lame to troll there.
А я думал, только хохлы с пидорахами так собачатся.
How does it feel to live in a FLAT?
Thanum an' dhul, do ye eejits think o'ym death?!
uisce bheatha and mush-o ring o dum o' ma-da
Dabl you bro.
Let me speak from my hart.
Cause they use all those peep-peep and how-de-how greetings from cartoons. And their teeth are ugly as fuck.
Жить в плоском? Что?
Жители разных штатов тоже не любят друг друга.
Британцы стебают ирландцев и шотландцев.
Так везде.
That's how they call an apartment.
One cola please
Единственное, что я знаю
Типа они разговаривают, как в мультиках, их зубы стрёмные?
Это же глупо.
Yep.
Зато весело.
What's up?
А, где-то слышал, что так называли. Только я чет думал, что это чердак.
Nothing much.
OK gays let's speak English bleat
Это как грится "дружеские потрунвания"
Oh, lord, that's not what I expected to hear :(
EÍRELAND IS FREE
Lets try didko.
I bang your mother, bro
Proof it.
Sup, /b/ros, greet you from Belarus. How are you doing?
>lord
Burn the witch, for a lower case in a name of God.
Prove, dude, not proof it.
I'm thy fatha
Ask her
What thou expected'st to perceive, you lord?
U def knew I'm a girl. Yup, don't believe in your god, lol
Have we been Belarused already?
Are you proofster dohuya?
padre you meant?
Gentlemen, our thread has just reached the bumplimit, so it's time to say goodbye for all of you. I've had a good time and a nice conversation with you here.
Yes i am suka
2ch, let me go to sleep!
Something that won't kill a conversation all at once, you know
I'm doing good. When I see ,essage "How are you doing?" I remember Joey from The Friends. He sad it so funny.
Duck you
Do the perekat dude
It was killed from the very beginning. bc you started it with the platinum whatsup
It's too late here, I must go to bed
There were the bad conversations. The day before he conversations were better.
Wkol`nik
You're right, but every thread has stupid zaletyshi in it
Goodnight. I hope you will create new thread tomorrow.
What do you mean?
There are way too many grills to have a nice thread. You probably should leave.
You expected me to start it like Jehovah's witnesses do it?
Hope you enjoyed this series and this phrase
Dude, can you even spell 'girls'?
Let's make it a good tradition to have English threads. We can even numerate them, like English thread #15 and shit. But I'm afraid that mocha will end up deleting these threads and banning OPs.
Local reddit/4chan mem.
How about making another thread?
Y do u think so?
Go for it
lol, could you explain me its meaning?
Why would I? It's a common way to spell it in da internets, you know.
They delete RM, pony and anime threads for a similar reason.
American much, huh?
Воу, зей ивен ноу где белоруссия находится.
It is good idea I think. We will create English thread every evening and would relax there.
Nope. But sometimes people from all around the globe start making a combo in the middle of the tread with a word "Belarus" letter by letter. If they succeed - thread is officially belarused.
So let's not numerate them. There's no topic of discussion which requires logical numeration. Also when you speak about numerated threads I remember those shitty times when /b was full of awful Crimea-related threads.
Nope, but mostly speak with those motherfuckers, so get used to their shit.
Не-а. Но иногда люди со всего земного шара начать зарабатывать комбо в середине протектора с слово "Беларусь" буква за буквой. Если им это удастся - резьба официально belarused.
Does it mean that thread has already belarused?
Same here, but 4 d first time I hear (read) 'grills' instead of 'girls'. Where r u from?
I bless you. Goodnight everyone.
Don't let the bed bugs bite
