London is the capital of Great Britain.
What about your holidays?
Yesterday I had been (*am I right with "had been"?) in the thread until the bumplimit, but I'm not sure if today I have the same amount of time.
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
A liitle bit
How do you do?
>yesterday
>I had been
I think I see a mistake in my OP-post, it must be no registration or SMS
Liitle! Look at this faggot, bros. Liiiiitle.
A LITTLE!
I remembered some rule about period of time..
I'm sorry, typing with one hand now
Hello, i am the girl and i am 15 yo. Who want to speak with me in Skype?
Hello, I live in ivano-frankivsk.
будите предераца к г роматеке и тред утонит дауны-инлитарии учтите
>girl
Well, you know what they say... Titd or GTFO
And what you did with your other hand? Jerking off?
Are you banderoveц?
If I was jerking off, I wouldn't be writing there. I had some inhalation
dude a u pervert? or don't u know that is illegal?
i am proxykhohol. Do you have proofs, rooster?
In some countries it is NOT illegal
OK, any other legal proof that you're a girl
On the other hand, if we don't, the thread will come down to "fak maza go to hui" bullshit.
It was a question not a statement. I dont need any proofs, hohol
Yes, I think it's a good idea to be kind of a Grammar Nazi a little. That's how we can improve our grammar
In your country it's illegal. That why i do not show my tits. I don't want see u in prison.
Guys, please, don't start ukro-quarrels
>improve our grammar
Thou mean'st "enhance our deftness"?
I`m from Novorussia, baby. We dont have laws at all
um sorry. We forgot to ask your shitty opinion.
What shall we do if those German speaking bastards come again? Last time they did kill our thread with their wierschpillenkraft groaning.
I want to start pig-massacre ITT.
Ja.
Hurry to see, a cottonman againsta toren lard-eater. It's like urina ate crap.
ja-ja - head of the dick, ya
Wow! Why you not left that place?
What "ja"?
yes in german
I'm rely hastl I'm rely gorila struck strickly stick steeply sleep in my heela
THIS THREAD IS OCCUPIED BY BRAVE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
Because its my homeland. And because I dont have money. To sad for me
You stupid jerk, I never asked "what is ja".
Everybody knows shit's fucked!
Guys, if my ENGRISH very sucks, may i still hang out with you?
>Brave
>UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS
You are funny guy
Course you may. But you will be treated like a beast.
Хэллоу. Май нейм из Борис. А лив ин Раша. Ай лёнт инглиш эт скул. Ландан из э кэпитал ов Грейт Бритэйн.
How do you say хохол in English?
Khokhol is just a fucking transliteration.
Khokhol is just a fucking transliteration.
Like a shit you mean? or maybe like a retard?
U patrol both sides of the border
I can read and understand everything ITT. But i have big trouble with writing something by myself. What should i do with it?
Ukrfag
Найс ту мит ю, Борис! Ю а уэлкам хиа! Уот эбаут сакин он май болз?
Just write. Practice itt.
No, we already treat you like a retard, there is no need in two retards in this ITT thread
Poor! How about leave all (home, parents) and going on eats in Voronezh or something like refugee?
Ukrofag should be more euphonic.
wait wat. but why?
Use a google translator ahahhah
Wait a sec, you've just written something by yourself
Fuck u. That's why.
U-fag sounds better.
Ай'м нот шуэ, вот ду ю вонт... Ит'с абаут водка?
OK. Let's examine what is written in OP's post.
>Practise
Practice
>needed!
are needed
>Practise
Practice
>needed!
are needed
Some english music.
Because humiliation is my destiny bro. Nothing personal
The only thing he would learn here is copying others' mistakes. Anon's English leaves pretty much to be desired, you shouldn't follow his example.
mmmm'okay.
or not.
FUCK U
FUCK U & YOUR FATTY MOMMA
Ukrainian theme is not what my rosethis thread is created for.
Пожаловался мочератору на тред. Вообще охуеть - на вражеском языке на русской борде пиздеть.
Who else wants to build tractor like pig Peter?
btw, required is better in this context I think
Я такой русский Борис, что я даже боюсь тут что-то писать на моем отвратительном ингрише, ведь питурды будут смеяться и издеваться надо мной. Хотя все, что написано в этом итт треде я понимаю.
Read more book about programming, for example. There is no idioms and speak is simple.
U are a ignorarant prick, but i forgive you. Let be friends itt.
If i were you ,i would try to write ITT.
Complained to mocherator about the trade. Generally ohuet - use the enemy's language on the Russian board.
Don't bother us with your russian than, please.
Where? Thread like this, created not everyday.
I did. But i not sure was it right or not.
"Practise" is okay as a verb.
"to be" may be omitted in phrases like that one. See also "Game over", "Page not found" and shit.
You suck.
I`m too proud for this option.
Ayyyymao.
Well, my engrish is suck too, but i don't afraid, BICOZ NOBODY FUCKS
I've just googled a bit and found out that it is normal to write "practise" meaning the verb.
The second mistake is true I think
Everyone's English sucks ITT, they won't even notice your mistakes.
Eu wasap homies!
I look like nigga?
I look like nigga?
Oh...i see. Thanks for good advice.
>humiliation is my destiny bro
U know urself very well comrade.
confuse is not proud, kek
Try something, maybe your mistakes are easy to correct
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Gtfo stupid pindosi.
>Do I
I guess. But probably you should google it.
Did anybody here pass IELTS or TOEFL exam?
What age guy do you want to fuck you?
Yeah, a little
Guys you should not open this topic. You are young, playful, you are all easily. It's not that. This is not Chikatilo and even secret services archives. It is better not to go. Seriously, any of you will be sorry. Better to close the topic and forget what to write here. I fully understand that this message call additional interest, but I hasten to warn inquisitive - stop. Others simply do not find.
kek your mom, bitch
Why russians players everytime say something like "Your banny wrote"? What does it mean?
Fuck you, OP, and fuck your fat mom too. Sage.
nope, we are buch self-study IVANs
"We don't give a fuck about the lower creations", a tiny voice resounded somewhere from the latrine corner.
The guys, as ever, paid no attention to these strident sounds. Let him scream on, what else could he yield?
A pansy is not human, and he's fixing to have a really tough night. Throughout the last eighteen months it's been this way, and now his anus is stretched so wide it can easily hold a can of condensed milk inside.
I got 101 out of 120.
My name is Boris, I live in Russia. My inglish is srsly soo bed.
I didn't get your ПОДЪЁБ. Can you clarify your point?
What don't you like here?
fucking mouth
Who doesn't jump is mosqal
Liar.
Ask your answers, bros.
Fuck this shit, why nobody listens really good even SUPERIOR English music?
http://youtu.be/MtOhJbUm5i4
Two chemists come to a bar, one of them asks for water, the second one asks for it too. After drinking the second one dies. Why?
ЛЛООХХХ! ПИДРРРРР!
>Your bUnny wrote
Absolutely nothing, but somethimes this may means that your mom cheap bitch or you nigger nwm anyway
I want to start self-development. What underwater stones?
Everebody in Russia has own personal bunny. We call them bears. And phrase "Your banny wrote" its some kind of idiom
Could you give me some advice? What is the most hardest part of the exam? What should i do to be propeply prepared for the exam?
There is 2 thrones. On first are penises masturbaten, and on second are pics pain. What for you and what for your mother?
>SUPERIOR
D'you know value?
pants on fire. Please, I want to humiliate perfectly in English too. I need your help
Pit bul
bicoz he is мудак
>bul
BULL FAGGET BULL ACCEPT IT
> Why russians players everytime say something like "Your banny wrote"? What does it mean?
It is tale about little american bunny, who was jailed by russian military forces, and he was try wrote many mails to homeland, but was tortured to death.
>Creep
Is it that "amma krip, amma wiennou" crap?
So booooring.
Game of thrones, /b/ - edition
You'll shitty on a skype-lecture.
Surely, I do. And, I think you had to use 'meaning' instead of 'value', but, whatever.
i am creepp, but you are wiener
>value
Heavy water have detonated. So obvious.
GUYS! SNIPER IN THE THR
>value
worth, nahooj
There is something inside you
OK, let's examine what your text.
>There is 2
>2
>is
are
>On first
On the first
>What for you
You nedd some verb here.
I played in a game with similar plot. Prince of Persia: Two thrones
you mean t
You are sociosluts everybody
No!
yeah beach, value
it's hard to explain
I know nothing about you. The preparation heavily depends on your background.
PEEDOR's answer.
Water... detonated...
Kill yourself, man
>beach
YA U MAMI VERY RICH
Don't even care to open that shit.
SAY 300[b/]
Glory to Putin
three hundred
Such a pleb you are.
mayonnaise?
Three hundre. But what's the trick? Suck the tractor driver's dick!
what is wrong? beach mean female dog.
u mean
You on miami, you very rich?
It's easy.
First man request some H2O. Second man say something like "I want some H2O too". Here's too sounds like "Two", and waiter bring him H2O2. As you know its Hydrogen peroxide.
I sense the smell of a burning ass.
Newfagget doesn't give a single shit bout my detonating water.
someone, beach please, i'm too tired
Beach means sea shore!
Bitch. Beach means the row of the sand or small rocks before the ocean, or sea, or river, or what-fucking-ever full-of-water-thing.
Why didn't you just post your skype?
Where are the Crimea threads? Haven't seen them for a while.
They sinked
Beach means a place on a bank of a river or on a sea or ocean shore, filled with sand usually, where you can enter the water and then relax on the sand.
Did I just feed a troll?..
And we have a winner!
Deff and blind fagget. Kick him, abuse him. He deserves it.
Wake up, Neo, you're shitting in your pants!
Guys, I'll be out for a minute, look after my glass of milk.
Crimea threads in putin`s hands.
Sinkin sinkin
>What is /nvr/
Maybe they are in special boards like /ukr, /nvr and other shit? I am very glad I don't see them any more.
SUCK TRACTORIST'S COCK
Ai yo, I don't like them too, but it's pretty surprising that this shit is dead. Had no no hope of that.
Nice milk.
Dying diving
Piss in that milk before he return.
PIDOR, VERNI IT BACK
They were banned here.
NIET
Seriously? Abu was for them, wasn't he?
You can take your glass back.
When my daddy rape me i feel hate of my mom. Why ahe don't hate my father. That is him action but she fault me. Why?
PEEDOR! YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED NOW!
Ruski kurwi pitayutsa goworit po angelski, wi wso rawnie ne ewropejska derzawa
Thank you, friends. It was so nice of you.
So you are raped by your dad and your mom thinks it's your fault?
She didn't visit abortion clinic.
Dont care, m8.
Freud, where are you? We need you in this thread immediately
That's a different glass.
I'm khokhol. Ask me questions.
SO U'D BETTER START CARING MUCH NOW UIEBOK
Why are you bombing your own cities?
I know.
I don't give enough just to give a fuck.
How is your war? What is it good for?
Yes. I don't want fuck with him. But he threaten me and i don't have a chance decide.
I don't know, really.
You retarded? You retarded.
So... much... butthurt. I almost can touch the aura of this pain.
He moved them to /nvr/
I gave him a cheaper glass, so now I've got a better glass and tasty milk inside of me.
What made you open your dick-acceptor?
My name is Petro, i'm super khokhol.
Kiev is the capital city of Ukraine.
Kiev is the capital city of Ukraine.
You`re not hohol. True hohol should know answer for this question. And the answer is: BECAUSE OF PUTIN!
You forgot about the bouillon.
Are you suck poland dicks, Petro?
>dick-acceptor
Oh, please, you have at least three fucking boards for fucking Ukraine theme here on 2ch, /b usually has some threads aboy Ukraine, you have 4chan if you want to discuss Ukrainian situation in English.
And you decided to come here.
Hello my brothers i am Kakel
I love suck dicks because i am KAKEL FROM UKRAINE
Poroshenko PEPE is the best President in the Zimbabwe and each russia big boss fucked me in ass hole
I wanna expression opinion of all Ukraine , WE ARE SHIT
I love suck dicks because i am KAKEL FROM UKRAINE
Poroshenko PEPE is the best President in the Zimbabwe and each russia big boss fucked me in ass hole
I wanna expression opinion of all Ukraine , WE ARE SHIT
I don't know. Maybe. I love russian dick's or american dick's too.
>bouillon
>milk-based
What the fuck?
>Petro
How's life after becoming the President? Too much troubles? Are your candy factories still working?
Fuck you, stupid Semyon. Get the hell out of here.
Anything wrong?
YOU CANT KILL ME
I AM IMMORTAL
YOU CANT FUCK ME
I AM RUSSIAN
YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK
BECAUSE YOU ARE KAKEL
I AM IMMORTAL
YOU CANT FUCK ME
I AM RUSSIAN
YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK
BECAUSE YOU ARE KAKEL
Why does russian rebels kill peaceful citizens in my homeland?
Maybe to hell? Thanks. Hell is a Russia. I hate Russian's hell. Only hell by Ukrainians.
>2015
>not knowing the joke about bouillon
Why the fuck live like this?
Go fuck yourself in /nvr or other shit!
did you suck anything truly big like my dick
Oh, good day, guys. Who need some practice? I can help you, and you me too
>WE ATE SHIT
a little fix.
Russian dick's is very small dick's in world.
Cuz we can. No offence.
I know the joke about bouillon, but Im too autistic and boring.
Reported you, you stupid motherfucker!
Godmode on
>Who need
>you me too
Help yourself, faggot.
Or what?
Or stay here.
Разрыв шаблона
Come here fucking bitch suck my dick i wanna fuck your mouth
I doubt janitor can understand this angel-speaking post.
>he does it for free
OK, let's talk about something. Recently I started "travelling" in Google maps, found some beautiful places in Scotland and South England. Did anyone travel there?
- Winduws is better than Linux!
- By what?
- Than Linux!
No it doesn't work in English.
- By what?
- Than Linux!
No it doesn't work in English.
What?! Oh, he is an biowaste
So that`s a true reason that your mom take in her mouth two russian dicks in one time?
See this funny picriletade. Enlgish memes itt.
But ur mom does.
Lol. Zoy is alive
A dun gerit.
dudedudedudeees! let's go to /int/ of krautchan or someone and get fun there!
i lost with кепчук.
I TRAVELLED IN YOUR MOM'S MINE))))))
Ura2slou.
I'm sick of the excuses that you want me to believe
I've been understanding, givin' everything you need
Using me is over now and soon you're gonna see
I'm done with you, I'm done with you
Would there be a difference if I followed what you say?
Taken from my mind and I can't seem to get away
Using me is over now and soon you're gonna see
I'm done with you, I'm done with you
Everyone is the same
Quick to point the blame
All I know is that life is a struggle
Why, I can't seem to escape all the games that you play
All I know is that life is a struggle
Sorry, I'm angry, I've fallen from everything
Why am I so angry inside my head
Life's all the same, It's gonna change, I'm not ashamed to live my life
Everyone is the same
Quick to point the blame
All I know is that life is a struggle
Why, I can't seem to escape all the games that you play
All I know is that life is a struggle
(Repeat)
Why am I so angry inside my head
Life's all the same, It's gonna change, I'm not ashamed
I've been understanding, givin' everything you need
Using me is over now and soon you're gonna see
I'm done with you, I'm done with you
Would there be a difference if I followed what you say?
Taken from my mind and I can't seem to get away
Using me is over now and soon you're gonna see
I'm done with you, I'm done with you
Everyone is the same
Quick to point the blame
All I know is that life is a struggle
Why, I can't seem to escape all the games that you play
All I know is that life is a struggle
Sorry, I'm angry, I've fallen from everything
Why am I so angry inside my head
Life's all the same, It's gonna change, I'm not ashamed to live my life
Everyone is the same
Quick to point the blame
All I know is that life is a struggle
Why, I can't seem to escape all the games that you play
All I know is that life is a struggle
(Repeat)
Why am I so angry inside my head
Life's all the same, It's gonna change, I'm not ashamed
Bear walks in forest, sees - car burns. So he sat in it and burned.
>Did anyone travel there?
Not only there, everywhere, I'd say. I use Google Earth since like 2006 or something.
To make the traveling more interesting, here, try this: http://geoguessr.com
Post your results then.
A lot of
>/int/ of krautchan
>fun
Anus of your mother is funnier than this shithole.
in the falen monestery i ovn destroy every magical alaince
Hi guys, lets lick penises
Так-то этот анекдот замечательно описывает ситуацию на украине, лол.
Can't see a single human on this pic.
ролл
How can you support your statement?
I'm also on /int/ right now. Found something interesting? Share a link.
Faggots should burn
реролл
Pupil detected
As a schoolboy I have been to language school near Eastbourne twice. We visited Brighton, which is a nice town on the shore. We also visited the nature park, which I liked most. The nature is really beatiful in the forest there, and there wa some river joining the sea near giant white rocks
My sides.
Hello may nime is LEHA
i lav buhat ant drochit moy hui to your rot
i lav buhat ant drochit moy hui to your rot
Guys, i has been invented the joke.
Father fuck son and tell him: see son how worst that mom has been dead.
Father fuck son and tell him: see son how worst that mom has been dead.
Eastern Religions and the West: The Making of an Image Author(s): Nathan J. .... Pseudo-Clement claims the Seres are a blessed people who never get sick, live long ..... According to Alexander, the Brahmins live like beasts, too poor to have ...... occurrit punctum vel hora quam ipsi phylosophi petunt, unus clamat valenter
ыhыhыhыhыhыhыhыh
Ahahahaha, let's go to bioreactor, dude
>I have been
Ой бля, да пошёл ты нахуй, повыёбываться сука решил, мол смарите, какой я умный, перфектные времена в речи использую! Да вот только на самом-то деле ты как был ЧМОШНИКОМ, так и остался! ЛОХ сука ебаный! Иди САМОРАЗВИВАЙСЯ, гандон.
>that photo
Of shit, didn't think it's real, looks really astonishing.
Man bought a hat, and she told him just
лолд гуглтранслейт
Aw! Don't speak Russian here, please!
After you.
Well, looks funny at least.
>damage control
Пошёл нахуй, мы на РУССКОЙ борде сидим.
Пиздуй на форчан со своим английским, петух.
>>I have been
Oh, I'm sorry if I am wrong somewhere. But what should I use instead?
With me
LEHA, IS IT YOU?
Так-то ты в английском треде, парень
Thank you for reminding! That's really interesting thing.
Your hand in my hand and go forward one time. Deal?
Поправьте ребятки.
Look at this vata's explosion!
Yes, certainly
report to moderate.
Two teas for this guy
This thread is sinking
Hello my friends, I speak english very well, I wish, I could find new friends on this cozy website!
Zoebis, we have here chyat with foreigners.
Spinning flying shivering vomit.
Shit and piss are flying things. They fly when we shit and pee, it's the only moments in there lives when they can fly. I even want to be like them.
SMOKEHOUSE IS COMING. THEY WILL TAKE AND SMOKE. GONE MAD IN MADNESS CAN'T SLEEP!11
I was walking in the street but suddenly shivering shit took me and sucked me out to my computer and here i play. Computer is cool.
Emission rays are emitting, rotating transforming, relocating.
Things are moving there and back. Moving fast, can't see anything, that's why it's buzzing, transmutating.
Flying barrels with substance! Substance is flying, barrels are standing, substance is inside. Thus they are flying and so on.
Barrels disappear and start spinning, when substance is returning. Spinning-spinning barrels. And substance is flying. And then barrels stopped.
There are 3 stages: rotating, transforming and relocating. I need to master them one by one. So far it's rotating, i think.
N К0НЕЦ ЭТNХ СЛ0В - NЛЬRNЙЛbЯR∀Й
Spinning flying shivering vomit.
Shit and piss are flying things. They fly when we shit and pee, it's the only moments in there lives when they can fly. I even want to be like them.
SMOKEHOUSE IS COMING. THEY WILL TAKE AND SMOKE. GONE MAD IN MADNESS CAN'T SLEEP!11
I was walking in the street but suddenly shivering shit took me and sucked me out to my computer and here i play. Computer is cool.
Emission rays are emitting, rotating transforming, relocating.
Things are moving there and back. Moving fast, can't see anything, that's why it's buzzing, transmutating.
Flying barrels with substance! Substance is flying, barrels are standing, substance is inside. Thus they are flying and so on.
Barrels disappear and start spinning, when substance is returning. Spinning-spinning barrels. And substance is flying. And then barrels stopped.
There are 3 stages: rotating, transforming and relocating. I need to master them one by one. So far it's rotating, i think.
N К0НЕЦ ЭТNХ СЛ0В - NЛЬRNЙЛbЯR∀Й
How i can do english better at home?
Singing sinking dying diving
The river also has nice meadows there, with unknown for me plants. I was excited to see how different English nature is to Russian
Hi. guys. In next year my family will emigrate in France, but, as you can see, my english language is on fuckin' low level. I am very sad about this shit. I can explain myself excelent on russian, but then i start talkin' english I look like stupid faggot. So, if i would live in France, i can't make friendship with somebody — they all will think what i am stupud as fuck.
So, all ways to better live for me seems to be closed. Should I remain in Russia?
So, all ways to better live for me seems to be closed. Should I remain in Russia?
Let write on this board in english like we are ilitka like in Tolstoy's fictions and novels where persons have speech in French. We will speak in foreign language too.
Watch movies, tv-series, read something in English. And do it regularly.
Awwwwww! Stop it, please!
I think your language will improve fastly. With your present level I think one yaer will be enough.
But why do you need English if you are going to France?
Why your dialog I read very easy, although my English not so much good?
Watch Colombo with en sub. There is very useful dialogs for speak practice.
Listen English lessons. Very good lessons are by Pimsleur, google it
Well, first of all - improve your grammar, then start to wasting your time at 4chan, then - speak, in Skype, with your english-speaking friends top lel and so on.
Tnx, but what films i can watch? Any what i like, or specialy?
>implying English is any useful in France
Top kek. Most people will refuse to talk in English even if they know it.
Yes, you are right
Maybe because you understand in general what is written?
What to do now.
>France
>english
These silly pathetic frogs know nothing about english, or know it, but on the level, which is lower than yours. And even if they know, they will pretend, that they dont understand, because all of them - fucking arrogant bastards. Better learn French, m8.
>with your english-speaking friends top lel
It's pretty easy to find some on interpals.net
Already spend many weeks near Red Mountain and one haunts me. Howl unpleasant and scary creatures that roam in the dark, barely lit by light red candles. They are looking for the victim and can not find the howls of hunger and terrible disease, which covered their bodies mutilated them, turning it into a shapeless mass of monstrous flesh, stems, thorns and teeth with eyes that seemed to radiate light of hatred and thirst to devour.
Everythhing, but don't saw yourself
Do a barrel roll.
u a self-conscious because that you wrote is clear and undestand dude
I found few on 4chan's /int/, kek.
Everythhing, but don't saw yourself
My father was at France year ago. Then he returned, he said nobody speaks french, except old mens.
Oh, is it Shepard on pic?
Thank you, i found it in vk, now sit and listen.
>was at France
>nobody speaks french
Sounds very strange.
I've seen only one anon from Russia who was actively looking for friends. Masha, is this you again?
>>saw
LOST
Ok, nag
In Paris its possibly could be true. But outside of capital - prepare your anus.
And we have a winner!
http://youtu.be/65ihOY0Z1YQ
Hey do anyoune need forehead paste? I'm want to start a company which will produce paste made from dead men foreheads. I will call it "Paste from dead men foreheads". I think that it can bring good profit. Basically i will offer families, which have recently lost someone to sell his forehead. Everyone have profit from this, they - money, my -forehead to make paste from.
Atlantis is something
Kek, no.
Actually, I found those guys just accidentally in some sad-threads.
do you speak english? whot is your name??
All this languages from roman group is the same shit. I know româna, which is similary to french. I can understand french when they talk slowly, in exemple.
Ironically, that the best episode of whole show is about investigation in Las-Vegas.
>whot
Ho-ho. Top keks
I peed on the everybody's face in this itt treahd
Yep, but its totally different with English, I mean like, absolutely.
I'll just leave it here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS8Kr8porl4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS8Kr8porl4
are u created threads in /b/ of 4chan like "hello i'm russian anon from deep country of russia"?
i want take several pictures about my routine and show it them.
anybody have that experience
i want take several pictures about my routine and show it them.
anybody have that experience
Why not make from foreskin?
I'LL PULL UP ON YA BLOCC WIT MA CHOPPA N ROB YALL BITCHEZ
Good idea, also i thought it will be good to make it from brukhlee, i don't now english word, that is how it's spelled in russian. Brukhlee.
Labia, you mean?
>i don't now
u fokin wot m8 il fokin hok ye in the gabber u cheeki kunt m8 1v1 me rust 4:20pm u fokin fgt m8 i sware on me mum il rek ye so hrd ur nan wil feel it
Yeah, that's it, the long and formless ones.
Let's continue with travelling. New Zealand appears to have beautiful nature parks in the mountains. The Lord of the rings was filmed somewhere in New Zealand.
I want to be a little girl in tender rose-coloured dress. I want to find someone who is alone and to gift myself to him. I want to let him cum on my face.
Sоsach, it is anything allright with me?
Sоsach, it is anything allright with me?
I used to collect all my SCHLEECKCHAAH in a jar and store it under the bathroom, where we had all sorts of cleaning products. It was my treasure. One day my mother was cleaning and found it. It was painful.
That depends on your male
>male
What?
The problem with travelling in UK is that they drive on the left. In other countries I can rent a car and drive easily, but what about UK? My father says he would be able to drive there after several days.
I'm not sure if I can get to any place using public transport.
Sorry, I mean your sex
>Implying there are girls on internets
There are some, I believe
I don't have it, i'm still a virgin.
Wans i toked to a english man but hi dayed on may ies.
ALLO KAK MENYA SLISHNO?
> hi dayed on may ies.
Did you mean: he died on my eyes?
Honour for Ukraine! Honour for heroes! Honour for nation! Death for enemies!
Hello sosony I fucking do not know English but I think that's cool with you to talk, I use Google transeyt if Cho.
Maibe. Hi finishd his life.
>they drive on the left
You'll get used to it after a week or so.
Today's the third day I'm wasting my time on those "i fak you maza - no i yours" discussions. Burn in hell he who came up with English threads on /b/.
Did he finished MGIMO first?
I dont now whot is mgimo. Bat hi wos drohil when i toked to him and then hi dayed. Was blod evriwer.
Go to 4chan if you're looking for meaningful discussions.
My English isn't good enough for 4chan. They say I write like a faggot and basically ignore my posts. the same shit goes on 2ch, maybe it's not about language skill tho
Drochil?
For me it's also the third day. I first came to such thread on Friday, and created the same threads yesterday and today.
>i fak you maza - no i yours
That's really awful, I must think how to prevent it. Yesterday someone had an idea of starting a tradition of English threads with numeration etc, but didn't agree with it. I also did not say in OP-post about any rules, but now I think it would be a good idea..
This your post shows pretty good level of English
WTF, I was posting as OP
Dont now english word. Hi wos movin his hand on his member.
Makaba, please
Again
>maybe it's not about language skill
Exactly, faggotass bitch
lolololol so, so, what do we have there?)))) mems memes memeees lol finally
Finally
DAFUQ
musturbation
Imagine the discussion about economy or politics.
Oh, it's really disgusting
test
What's not?
Let me bump a bit
I have a problem: I want to post as OP, so I choose this option. But there is no effect. Where am I wrong?
That's the curse of being a tripfag. Tripfags must suffer.
Why do i like to uguu so much. I don't know why but i keep to uguu forever.
I sometimes come across this problem too. Wakaba's bugs, it can't be helped.
Now, it laughed - craped thread!
I lost.
Guys..
guys
Guys.
Guys listen.
I have the best ide
Guys listen
I have the best idea ever
guys
What if we
Guys, listen
What if go to 4chan
guys listen
What if go to 4chan and make a thread in RUSSIAN
guys
Guys.
Guys listen.
I have the best ide
Guys listen
I have the best idea ever
guys
What if we
Guys, listen
What if go to 4chan
guys listen
What if go to 4chan and make a thread in RUSSIAN
You mean one of these you ground you snake threads?
You laugh - you lose.
continue?
Press O to exit.
Press X to win.
w
Good boy, take a pirozhok from the shelf.
What's the point of these threads?
We need something more meaningful, any topic for discussion.
We need something more meaningful, any topic for discussion.
Oh ye? rly?
SPEAKING?
You mean write?
get the fuck out from my board's
The peerawjawque.
"nor" would be precise
You're right. When I was creating the thread, I wanted it ti have no topic of discussion, but it led to srach, translit, memes... That's not waht we need.
And if yestrday there were some good English speakers, who discussed some grammar questions, today there are almost none.
You didn't get it, enter the thread, then speak. Writing is not necessary!
pizdarique
Good boy, take a pie from the shelf.
YES!
It works
Thanks
PULL UP KURWA AHEAD
neubiWAYte
Don't panic, Andriukha!
oh gd u fkken wht m8's?
d u wnt sme sht on ur face?
d u wnt sme sht on ur face?
ໃນປັດຈຸບັນຢູ່ໃນກະທູ້ນີ້ພວກເຮົາເວົ້າລາວ.
u fukn wot m8? ill rekt ya i swer on me mum m8
No, we don't. We speak English, the Queen's language.
ແລະຂ້າພະເຈົ້າບໍ່ໄດ້ບົວລະບັດໃນ, ສໍາລອງຕໍາແຫນ່ງ. ຍາວອາໄສຢູ່ສປປລາວໄດ້!
Two cups of tea for this gentleman.
>yestrday there were some good English speakers, who discussed some grammar questions
I saw none of them.
This thread will be everyday on a zero-page? If yes - in what time?
I actually remember something interesting. I was watching this video called like two butches one bucket or something. My dick became rock hard and started erupting semen all over the place. At the same time i started to shit an vomit with rays of shit and vomit. It mixed all within and became the Mess of Creation. It covered everything, walls, ceiling, floor. Even sky became mad from vomit and shit, even god.
>I saw none of them.
At least their English was better than mine, and they explained me some mistakes
bitches, selffix.
2 girls 1 cup?
It depends on you. After my yesterday's thread which was quite successful and even had a sequel, I expected to see another one today, but I didn't. So I decided to create another one.
U mean MIXtakes m8?
Yep.
ແທ້.
Shit, here.
ຢ່າກັງວົນ, /ອ້/າຍນ້ອງ, ມັນຈະເກີດຫຍັງຂຶ້ນບາງຄັ້ງຄາວ.
Good. Well, what about create english-speaking threads every day on definite time? I swear, i will be in each thread.
Maybe first thread in 13:00 MSK and second in 19:00 MSK ?
ການຊື້ຂາຍໃຫ້ແກ່ພະນັກຕໍາແຫນ່ງລ່າງສ່ວນໃຫຍ່ຂອງສປປລາວ.
Level /b/ improvement.
The Ckolbawsah has come to awaken hell.
Why not? Someone will surely come there.
Dubs confirm
There is an opinion to create thread in /se or other section.
I dream to find here mentor
by the way, I dream about thread in "subjects" where I'd could write Essoyes about my day and read Essoyes from other anon's. This would be cool, right?
on English, of course
>read Essoyes from other anon's
All of mine would be like "I went to work. Then came back home. Then scrolled 2ch. Then went to bed".
ການ-ການ-ສໍາລອງຕໍາແຫນ່ງ! ຍາວອາໄສຢູ່ສປປລາວໄດ້!
Как это переводится на руский?
Взе знают что дерьмо выебано.
"Все знают что говно въебалось?"
Что это может вообще означать?
ລາວເຖິງແມ່ນວ່າສາມາດຈັບຄູ່ໄດ້! ແລະທ່ານບໍ່ສາມາດເຮັດໄດ້.
ລັດສະຫມີພາບລາວ!
You can write about all you see.
for eample: I went to work, the bus was be yellow, in bus was be a red-hair-nyasha...etc
shit's fucked что-то вроде "пиздец нахуй" в значении "дела идут крайне хуёво".
Doesn't sound very interesting.
It'll be too boring to write, let alone read.
>nyasha
ຜູ້ຮັບໃຊ້ທີ່ສາມາດເຮັດໄດ້ຕໍາແຫນ່ງບໍ່ໄດ້ແມ້ແຕ່ຢູ່ໃນການປົກກະຕິພາສາອັງກິດ
Как на счет, "Пиздец нахуй блядь"?
yes, but we can point and correct mistakes from anon.
I think this is a very good practic, because we can learn write and learn correct foreigner mistakes.
I'd like to write maybe about something related to UK or other foreign countries, I wouldn not like to get a thread full of mum's trolls, translit yobas, nigga sp1kaz
хуйню сморозил
Can I bump?
I am really bad impressed by all of that bullshit you wrote. There are so much grammar mistakes that I'm gonna to put my eyes out.
Great!
Choose section!
>gonna to
Kek
>gonna to
ວິທີການທີ່ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າໄດ້ສູນເສຍມັນ!
>much grammar mistakes
Oh, that's bad. I hope that this thread will continue, because I want to enhance my deftness a lot
The worst grammar mistake
>enhance my deftness
refine upon your adroitness?
No, that's a good one.
Stupid russian retards even don't pretend that they could be trolled in that way
Ah shet there is too much knowlege for me oh no don't rape me plz here is moy money
Is there anyone in this thread who havent's sucked my dick yet?
>much grammar mistakes
ເຖິງແມ່ນວ່າສປປລາວມີບົດບາດທີ່ມີທ່ານ.
ທ່ານກໍາລັງສະນັ້ນລົງທີ່ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າຕ້ອງການທີ່ຈະໄຫມ້ທ່ານມີໄຟ!
что это за мунспик
прошу
перестань
ສຸດທິ!
Хинди же
Yes. ABU. And me.
ແຕ່ ... ມັນເປັນຄືກັນ ... ລາວ ...
ໃບລາວກະທູ້. ທັງຫມົດໃນຂະນະທີ່ໄດ້.
PAY ATTENTION!
Anons, what's about to create this threads every day in definitte time?
Or create english threads in another section?
Anons, what's about to create this threads every day in definitte time?
Or create english threads in another section?
I'm up for it.
There is no living people in languages section. So let's destroy Krymothreads here
Okay, threads in /b every day in 13:00 MSK
Many of us work or study, therefore have little free time, usually in evening. I think we can simply create a thread if it doesn't exist in /b. Why do we need to have the thread in special time?
Okay, in what time you offer?
He is not offering any time, just if it doesn't exist, we could make new thread
I don't offer, because I'm not sure if I will join the threads. I'm here today because of holidays.
Why do we need special time for threads? Just come to /b, look for the thread, create it if it doen't exist here.
You're right. I'm just hope to find here a mentor
>I'm just hope
It's "I'm hoping" or "I hope".
I've would accent on JUST
Whatever, "I'm just hoping" or "I just hope".
SAGANUL adepts of Navalny's church. Fucking fifth column! Grandfathers fought and you sell you homeland when speaking on this hell language bastards!!
lel
The thread is almost dead. Any way, it's 9 posts to the bumpilmit
>Any way
Anyway, of course.
Oh, and what do you guys think of the idea of English-vocaroo thread? Somebody's posting something in English, we all are recording it and rating each other's vocaroos.
btw I hate my voice
I've just listened to those voices and decided that it's better for us to text.
Too few are going to participate in these vocaroo threads so it's not even interesting.
OP here to put an end to the thread.
Practise English, only here and now, for free, no registration and SMS needed!