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>why not have
lol
ukraine is pig and shit, all hail to Russia
his inglish is very best, m8
>very best
lol
>themself
lol
can tell you about my life. i am hikka and live with mother and cannot into language of course
Hey folks. What've you been up to these days?
>am hikka
>cannot into language
lol
This one shoulda been attached to the op-post, not to
UKRAINE IS SHIIIIIIIT!!!! UKRAINIANS SUCK COCKS AND EAT SHIT!
Glory to Putin and Russia.
Glory to Putin and Russia.
I am fine.
>SHIIIIIIIT
lol
What do you suggest? "why not to have"? "to" is always omitted after "why".
If "they" refers to "somebody", we use "themself" instead of "themselves" because it's singular.
>What've you been up to these days?
>10 Ways To Say Hello So That Nobody Understands Anything
I wonder who taught you that?
lol
Oh come on.
Anyway, let's discuss some shit. Have anyone read the visual novel called The devil on the G-String?
I don't read shit. Why you do?
Native speakers of English.
How can one state that something's shit without having any knowledge of it?
They lied to you.
lol
I use my sense of smell.
Why should I believe you?
That's bullshit, y'know?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they#Inflected_forms_and_derivative_pronouns
>The schoolboys are in bed
Great pronunciation and perfect knowledge from 2ch.hk
I don't expect you to believe me.
>nonstandard
lol
Well, how should I have written that?
"Singual they" is a nonstandard thing itself.
Huli, I can speak n write in English.
Singular*
I don't know.
lol
Clear.
I would still write "themselves", though. Not sure which is right.
I'm kidding you.
lol
>still
lol
Who the hell are you?
lol
Hi dudes! I don't know what to say?
Bump
>say?
>?
fix
Hello homosexuals. Rolling in.
I think we can all agree that PIDORAHI is the most retarded nation of the entire world. They can't learn foreing langugages, complete university degree or even find a well payed job. It has been scientifically proven fact.
>Rolling in
lol
I am you.
>I am you
lol
>payed
BURN IN HELL MOTHAFUCKA
>payed
lol
English have I learnt for gears; still unable to say a thing. Wherefore shall I live?
It's all about meh. The weather is fucked up. Wut bout you
Try thinner.
Hello lads, I speak english almost fluently
pruf
>almost fluently
lol
I think all Russians should get butchered like cattle.
Kick existence.
a strong jet of urine hits the ugly pidorashques faces as they try to open their dirty mouthes
Hi faggot
Its because you are a kreakle.
>jet of urine
>mouthes
lol
>Its
lol
>jet...hits
lol
lol
You people have no idea how english grammar works, do you?
lol
lol
lol
;';
lol
p;p
lol
lol
;';
lol
p;p
lol
>english grammar
>works
lol
Guys, stop pretend being me.
true lol
>find a well payed job
well-paid job
don't thank
>stop pretend
lol
All Russians should get burned alive with bloody napalm
Finally, a statement without mistakes.
lol
how about this one?
Sorry man, but there is one mistake there.
Thy tongue is sharp and wise; thine adroitness unerring.
Hello asshole
lolfag r u american?
Works very well in your moma bed
Does it matter?
Why am I reading every message in this thread with Borat's accent?
The temperature today is high.. .... it was yesterday.
In Murmansk it is not ... hot ... in Sochi.
Should you need more information, please ... our office
In Murmansk it is not ... hot ... in Sochi.
Should you need more information, please ... our office
Just wonder.
Because.
No. We won't help you with the home assignment.
Двачеры не найдут тут ошибок
We?
Who let this pleb at our rout? Oust him!
Us!
>such the
Didn't read further.
>should...need
lol
>Lol
Kek
DO NOT TRUST! DO NOT FEAR! DO NOT ASK!
Good evening guys, just one question. Have u heard bout K E K U S?
Девчонка, это ты?
>abbreviation
>non-capitalized
Hello! My name's Dmitry. I fucked all your moms. Good night fags
Shopped not too well.
Could you please specify how many of my moms you fucked?
>bout
lol
Ты не читала книг по грамматике?
My english don't speak good. Sorry.
Пофиксить это предложение слабо? Одно это.
Иди нахуй. Я тебе не школьник, который ведётся на слабо. Делай домашку сам.
I don't have to. I'm native English.
Ты очередная глупая лолка, которая не может в грамматику
> I'm native English.
lol
>don't have to
true lol
You the local clown innit?
you local?
2funny, no scope!
Where do you come from?
>You .... clown t
>are ... isn't it
true lol
Das Russland
>get burned
nu ladno
We don't care about that "she-he-is-are" bullshit. We speak the way we like, and it's always correct.
41st side, Queensbridge.
Hello, I'm just fat troll is. Me want two speak from my heart. These thread make me sick. Me never imagined so much stupid people to see in hear.
>statement
lol
>the schoolboys are in bed
It's false, I'm here.
I'm going to pass FSE this spring and I was learning english with a tutur this year until February. Then I decided to get ready for the exam by myself, but I do nothing since that time and pinay hui.
I wrote this post with a great effort and used dictionary a lot.
All is correct
lol
>all
lol
proxy hohols?
Everythere!
what wrong?
And Everythay
and everytwo!
>tutur
>ready for
>by myself
>do...since
>that time
Thou shan't pass, m'lord.
Buy-buy! Mom calls me to bed! See you tomorrow
is op a russian?
Lolfag don't leave us
op is dick
FCE dla dnisha, pohuy je. Nas v uchehe zastavlyayut sdavat' CAE, tam daje sammiy donniy student sdast. Vot CPE uje slojno, da.
Sure thing, buddy.
How naive. I'm school boy and I don't will go to sleep for all night.
æfen, mín
fréond!
>don't will
lol
maybe we start talking about race?
Anyhow it is not a big deal though
Hello, I speak English very well. So, I am a little bit stoned, guys, tell me something interesting.
F1 sucks nowadays
> very well.
lol
Give me some stone @ first
>tell me something interesting
Elephants never piss; urine constantly drops off their dicks.
My file is uploading to Dropbox. Actually, is it difficult to stop smoking every fucking day?
Хватит выёбываться. Знание этого позорного языка шлюх и наркоманов не делает вас лучше. Наоборот, причисляет вас к национал-предателям.
Сажи.
Сажи.
plus fifteen
Enough vyёbyvatsya. Knowledge of this shameful language whores and drug addicts does not make you better. On the contrary, classifies you to the national traitors.
Soot.
lol
no no, other race. swastik, marches, gas cameras etc
I think so too. I have forgot english lesson, because I straday huinёy at english lessons.
Grammar and listening are quite easy at this exam, but I'm not ready for speaking and writing at all. Reading is not difficult too, but I do it too slow, I think.
Mum will kill me unless I wil pass it, because she have spent a great quantity of money on extra lessons and exam.
WHAT BE WRONG THOU MOTHERFICKER DIE IN FYAH
Wollen wir Deutsch sprechen?
You mother speaking on this language.
Ебучие малолетние дегенераты снова скатили тред.
Exams dont show a thing. Go and fuck a girl, then leave her as an Englishman.
You'd better to know this language, because it might help you to sweat captive pindoses.
I'm stupid faggot who is not able to learn this beautiful language. I'm gonna kill myself.
Kak SSnova?
Kak je ya proigral
По-русски пиши, мразь.
Kill yourself with fire please!
English is a language for fucking skum.
Ukranian is a language of the future.
Ukranian is a language of the future.
i don't understand dutch language
RuSSki?
Bonsoir.
"Will" ещё переводится как "желать", соси ногу.
Два Солов'яненка цьому прихильнику солов'їної мови.
Glory to Ukraine!
Death to the enemies!
No, it hurts too much.
Good idea, but it would be difficult, because I'm ugle and shy.
It is not a way out
Prosto idi nahiu, degenerat.
God save the Heroes!
You can say "I'm not willing to go...", never "I don't will go".
lol
Why are you such a dolbayob?
Another dolbayob.
Never say never. He's just made it.
How long have you been into English?
Die Schweine aus RuSSland?
Eternal memory to flying hundred!
3.5 years
>'s
lol
Passed with flying colors!
Another dolbayob.
Why are there so many dolbayobs?
Mother didn't want, father didn't try.
Ananases, I am requesting godnyye texts to translate from english into russian. Topic: programming and maths. Yebuchiy university.
> lol
> lol
> lol
It's more like Chaturbate.
Where there is a flame
Someone's bound to get burned
But just because it burns
Doesn't mean you're gonna die
You've gotta get up and try try try
Gotta get up and try try try
You gotta get up and try try try
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTCDVfMz15M
Guys i have technical english exam in this semester. What should i do? Our teacher doing nothing for improving our language skills and i think my english is not good for got a good mark on exam.
Me too.
My sole interest in life is English, all my activities on the Internet are confined to shitposting on /fl/, 4chan, English threads on /b/ and (you can piss on me here) doing schoolboys' homework on otvet.mail.ru. But my skills don't get any better.
>there
lol
>But my skills don't get any better.
They won't, you have to fly to Pindosiya and work at McDonald's, that's the only way to learn English properly.
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lol
An anekdot here!
- Hey, limey, what's your zodiac?
- A fish.
- And mine is chips!
- Hey, limey, what's your zodiac?
- A fish.
- And mine is chips!
PIDORASHKOAA PLIIIIIZ
I lost.
What if I'm an autist and don't talk to anyone? How would my skill get better if I'm always silent?
Me found
In golosina.
Nohow
inb4:lol
Didn't get it. I must be retarded.
With podliva.
i'm relaxing in this thread after fucking day
Is it okay if I use past simple in cases when present perfect is required? Nobody will beat me, right?
Man bought a hat, and it is like one for him.
You have to speak in English, that's the only way. If you don't feel like talking to people, you could record yourself speaking and listen to it. Try imitating your favourite actors' accents
I will.
lol
Пидорасы, блять. Борда русская, РУССКАЯ БЛЯТЬ! Если хотите пиздеть на своем предательском, пиздуйте на форчан.
Day after day in this fucking thread i'm relaxing
Russland über alles!
This cottonman is toren, bring next one.
Don't worry about it. I tried to write properly ITT at first, but now I don't pay (or give?) attention to it.
Gimmerschwiegspitz auf Plaud, kann diese Wierspatzbrongen nicht.
cottonman
Nice title for a film by N.Migalkov
i can smell your BIRMINGHAM from here.
>Russland über parasha!
small free fix for you
Leider weiss ich nur Hochdeutsch.
>über
Know the meanin'?
Laughed like I never did in my life
ub er
"I am finished the job" vs "I have finished the job"
What is more proper?
What is more proper?
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
o n
Das Riegernaucht gesollt und Wierschaggenpraufscholtzenpilg kriegen!
You're kidding, aren't you?
Donnie Brasco?
The first one if you are Irish shit.
Something from the nazi slang.
>Irish shit
Says russian slave. Go drink Putinka.
Belfast is our!
Ireland is a Europe.
Londonyaky on gilyaky!
No I am not, why do you think so? I've heard both variants many times.
>mary projections
Ist es ein Dialekt aus Bayern? Ich das nicht verstehen.
>pok kek kukarek
Fucking dutches
Maybe you meant "I am finished"?
You can't say "I am finished the job", "I am read the book" and so on. There's no such tense
Scheisse
get the fuck out from our thread! fashist ebaniy
I am finished the blowjob
Ну серьезно, кто-нибудь может посоветовать, какой текст взять для перевода? Математика, кампутеры, ну?
Warum, muss ich dich fragen?
Ja. Kinnersprult was die Aubeniegnie, worst auf zu piernegen Bilnerghaute.
How to learn English without any SMS and registration?
Is it a good idea to speak it on 4chan? And will watching films and other videos help me? If yes, advise something. Films are usually to difficult to understand unless they are boring shit for children.
Is it a good idea to speak it on 4chan? And will watching films and other videos help me? If yes, advise something. Films are usually to difficult to understand unless they are boring shit for children.
ru-eng
eng-ru?
speak english suka
Какой объём?
No way, you either pay or leave.
There is. Irish plebs speak like that. "I'm done my homework" and shit.
> Is it a good idea to speak it on 4chan?
It's the WORST idea you've ever had.
eng-ru
10 thousands
Das ist dehr leicht für mich. Sprichst du Deu?
Nazis! Nazis! Death in June!
Хау мач?
Why?
ты чё бля не понял ПО АНГЛИЙСКИ говори нахуй
чё ты там на своём фашистком языке шпрехаешь петушок сука
чё ты
чё ты падла
Was? Wiederholen dies einmal
The more the better. It depends on your aims and the place you live
Who told you, stupid, that schoolboys are in beds? Schoolboy itt
Whatching films is really helpfull and not so difficult. Just use russian subtitles for a period of time, then English, then none. Try watching a TV series, you will be able to adjust to actors' accents and it will be easy to understand them.
Because Internet language and real life language are not the same thing.
Holy fucking shit, how hard is it to learn some basic grammar rules? You spend 10 years studying english at school and then 5 more in your sharagas, but somehow still manage to make mistakes so retarded they would make a random 12 year old Swede weep. And this is the best case scenario. 90% of you degenerate cunts don't even know the meaning of common words or how to spell them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWi4ASMcIFo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWi4ASMcIFo
>Death in June!
That does it mean? I know a band with this name, and their vocalist is fascist. At least, their tracks in VK are called "паёт фошист - al pegs myst dai"
Nicht. Ich nicht sprache Deutsche. Sprache English, ich nicht ferstein dich.
Ein Russische Hahn hat gekräht
All pigs must die! This is august 99.
Wie geht's?
This English retard torned. Bring here the next one
Geh raus!
Piorredge?
Alle Grammarnazis hassen dich.
I usually watch with english subtutres.
> Try watching a TV series
Advice some!
Deutsch suck
Gtranslate wie es ist
Also, vocalist is faggot.
Ich denke so nicht, wenn ich mein BMW fahre
Du bist ein Idiot
No, Duglas Peers. But Piorredge is from the saim "petushinaya oboima" called ezoteric ubderground.
*meinen
Don't worry about it, there are no strict grammar rules in English due to its popularity.
Well, me neither, but only when ur mom sucks my torch
I know. He says he prefers to suck white uncut dicks.
Stoopid shkolota.
*meine
Die Bayerische Motoren Werke Aktiengesellschaft (BMW AG)
Stop it you fascist shit. I don't understand your ich-mich language.
Wer zuletzt lacht, lacht am besten
Jokes about pigs?
You are just like one of my friends. He likes speaking Deutch despite nobody except him knows it.
Aber BMW als ein Auto ist er. Deutsch ist nicht Russisch.
Yes, very thin elite jokes.
FŰR DEUTSCHLAND!!!!!
>Advice some!
Sherlock BBC for orgasming English accents
Game of Thrones
a lot of different accents
Every series is made for profits so they all suck in a way. Just watch what you want
Sherlock BBC for orgasming English accents
Game of Thrones
a lot of different accents
Every series is made for profits so they all suck in a way. Just watch what you want
ŮBER ALLES!!
What else could be expected of a Germanfag...
Es bleibt dabei!
Durch von?
>Sherlock
>Game of Thrones
For bydlo. =( and bomjes
Fick dich ins Knie!
Seriously, even old rules are denied and changed nowadays.
For example, "I already ate" can be heard in USA often, even though it is known that when we say "already" perfect tense is required.
Hey, Fritz, advice some German music. I like how this language sounds.
But not Rammstein please,
But not Rammstein please,
Stoopid niggers.
>kokokokokoko
Pzychobitch - german electronic noise band.
Буэ. Слушал в свое время, лол.
That's what I said, but you will be bydlo who knows how English sounds
Early albums really cool.
Ist da Aggro Leute?
i cho?
Ich bin zu alt für diese Musik.
Wie alt ist zu alt?
OK. But I'm a bydlo for a little and don't find all the series so bad. On example, "PARKS AND RECREATION" and "South park" are good to my mind.
Wanna know how I troll Germanfags?
>write random German-looking words like "ich gefraugt wollenschwilte"
>says, like, "I don't get it"
>again write random words putting "Bayerische sprachtspig" somewhere inbetween
>thinks it's a rare Bavarian dialect
>says "Sorry I don't German that well"
>random words
>that well
lol
>write random German-looking words like "ich gefraugt wollenschwilte"
>says, like, "I don't get it"
>again write random words putting "Bayerische sprachtspig" somewhere inbetween
>thinks it's a rare Bavarian dialect
>says "Sorry I don't German that well"
>random words
>that well
lol
Sie macht meine Öhre wehtun.
The bear walked in the forest. He sees - the car is burning. Got into it and burned.
The car was Albert Einstein?
Hi guys! Since 1999 I have a dream...
I want to lick Britney Spears pussy. When i was 12 years old, I masturbated and represented that I lick Britney pussy and eat her shit. Now I am 27 and I still want the same things.
I want to lick Britney Spears pussy. When i was 12 years old, I masturbated and represented that I lick Britney pussy and eat her shit. Now I am 27 and I still want the same things.
No worries. It's just that you ebanutiy.
No, just some Bear Grills
Good idea, I'l try too.
Äßğöß ß äüß! very elite dialect
Ist das Deu?
Yeah. Well... ya know, that's just like... uh... your opinion, man.
ßtö bläd?
Gute Nacht, Dieter!
Das ist. Der Normannische wulgenschpracht, bin du est viergolgen?
> bin du est
> viergolgen
Was bitte?
Well let's look at , what you wrote )) Seems like you're really a contused , mentally injured imbecile )) I can say this face to face ,how about you come and listen?) All this bullshit that you wrote is just plain simple fucking lies , you indoor rambo)) your life wouldn't get better cuz you wrote a lot)) bullshiting isn't a hard job, lots of fags like you melted in spring )) People say about fags like you: Mom didn't want it, dad didn't even try) Read my message to you closely and try to analise it and make some conclusions for yourself)
Excuse me, what you mean at ebanutiy ?
Let's not reveal this topic
Guys, you shouldn't open this topic!
Schulejunge detecte! Waurgiefschpielgwarfgiestrummergowelstwollgenpract auf Nach!
Hivemint!
Don't sink!
Singing sinking
diving dying
diving dying
I'm on my way
What's wrong with pics on Forchong? They have disappeared.
Shall I download Wishmaster to return them?
Shall I download Wishmaster to return them?
Hello fellas, how r u feelin right now?
Doing daily pron as usual
I'm not your fellow, bro.
I'm not your bro, friend.
I'm not your friend, comrade.
I'm not your comrade, buddy.
Can somebody help me with android developing? I just doesn't have enough knowledge to figure out my issue
mate
My fucking eyes fucking hurt. Shiit.
I suggest "why don't we have", that other anon was right about top kek'ing at your original sentence.
Dunno, maybe. Feels bad man.
Ahahaha wel well well, what is it, wannabe native speakers ahahaha, finally. And maybe you asking yoself what's the profit those threads?
You definitely have a problems with your tongue
Ahahaha wel well well, what is it, memoses, memohirens, finally.
>tongue
Lost in golosina with podliva.
>your tongue
You too, lol.
>what is sarcasm
baby dont fuck me
Have you problems with auto-upgrade too? I mean, dollchan-users.
>have obosralsyaed
>says what was just a joke
What is your question?
But you know that "tongue" has a definition of a "language", right? Otherwise you are ducked.
Guys, could you please stop writing sentences so retarded they make my neighbour look like a native English speaker
>obserenkalsya
Proof.
Its a common principle of humanity, didn't it?
I think who knows english good don't joins these threads.
It's a common principle of deine fett Mutter.
You can go fuck yourself on fockin' for chan.
Dieses Fäden ist gut. You cannot deny that.
But we can't, me at least!
How much tenses contain english?
well, I did write there, so you aren't quite right. I've seen a couple of anons who seem to know English well enough as well
But 4chan is for niggers. And I've just been recently banned there for 9000th time already
Is it that important? You should not unseal this.
You are a mufuckin racist, biatch!
Nope, I just hate niggers. I fucking hate those banana-eating monkeys
Wudidyasayboutmamama?!
I said that yo mama is so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof
>bucket of chicken
>what size
>the one one the roof
Vs'o s toboj yasno, lalka))0
I like bananas. Whats problem?
That wasn't me writing that disgrace of a "joke". I didn't get it anyway, it doesn't make much sence even in Russian.
If you're a nigger I have some bad news for you, m8
bump
English is an overly simplified germanic language created by retards for retards.
Sup guys! Got a question: how to improve my english up to higher intermediate lvl living in a flyshitvill? Got no money, no practise, but have a dream to work in some international company.
Feel free to write about anything here in English. Except for politics.
Don't correct somebody's mistakes unless they ask for it themself. We don't want to have another shitstorm about the grammar rules.