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In the previous threads I used "why not have" instead of "why don't we have" for which I was pissed on by some anons. But Google says "why not have" is fine too.
The second thing anon didn't like was "themself" which I had to replace with "themselves", although themself is a valid word, just informal.
The second thing anon didn't like was "themself" which I had to replace with "themselves", although themself is a valid word, just informal.
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This is a pasta s 4chana?
Nah.
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recently just watched SHERLOCK the 1 st ep, found out the actor was really cool/
By the way, why people in Ukraine hate russian folks?
By the way, why people in Ukraine hate russian folks?
Hello guys!!
Salam pidoruega!
Kaksoispiste viiva viiva dee
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Btw what are you up to, guys?
I'm drinking a poltoraxa of beer with some kosichka cheese.
I also have a headache, but over taking painkillers I chose beer. Am I a douchebag? I fucking am.
I'm drinking a poltoraxa of beer with some kosichka cheese.
I also have a headache, but over taking painkillers I chose beer. Am I a douchebag? I fucking am.
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>tfw no1 replies 2 ur thread
I just had a conversation in English with myself. And I got winded up, what the fuck.
>winded
I seriously hope you didn't do that, pal.
This is not a jokes,
We met in marshrute autobes.
His number is the one,
We sitting and here speaks no one.
We met in marshrute autobes.
His number is the one,
We sitting and here speaks no one.
what's he's name once again?
smth like karabah bubaleh?
We are everybody know, in 2ch nobody can talk in English free
Ok, then i'll pay for this.
>a jokes
Pissed on you.
Ya tvoi rot jebal
I'm started to drinking hard 3 days ago. I' normally?
'Cause Putin is huylo.
игьз
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Viva la Putin! Viva la Revolution!
Can me finda Sir Mutko? Wanna speak from me heart.
hello there.
ur mom is so fat
jaja
ur mom is so fat
jaja
Stimmt das?
игьз
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Здорова пацаны, вы чё тут типа инглишь-да? ну умные типа?
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LET ME SPEAK FROM MY HEART IN ENGLISH
There are two chairs. At one chair chiseled peaks, on the other - jerken dicks. At which chair would you sit, and where your mother would be planted?
If the thread gets 200 posts, I'll give you a correct translation of this phrase.
yea kinda why
Don't be greedy, give now. I doubt the thread wil last for so long.
You have two chairs, first chair has sharp spikes on the seat and the second one has hard cocks instead. Which of them will you sit on and which will you put your mother on?
Not perfect but still better than the butchery of english above.
Why not is general to use too. Why not buy beer, why not wank on your mom's fb page, Why the fuck not?
why not bump
shan't we bump once again
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When I was 15, my father hung around the toilet while I was shitting. And asked me why I was so silent, why he didn't hear me. First time I hadn't replied, so he started to break in and scream "why don't you speak, what's happening?". He used foul languge and threatened to remove the door. Also my father abused if I shitted without flushing, besides not just in the end of defecation, but immediately after shit comes out, he motivated this with stink. He told me: "I shit a bit and then flush, so act the same way!". Once I sat down to shit and heard as father stood somwhere off the door and fell silent. Well, I wiped ass and crouched on all fours. The bottom gap of the door was wide, so I looked through the gap and there was my father sitting an all fours staring into the gap. "Are you fucked? What are you doing there?". By the way, father regularly drinks some herbs to shit often, shits 5 times a day afterwards saying his ass burns, also he farts. Fucking hell, in general! True story, not a troll
Пишіть на зрозумілій мові. Слава Україні!
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How old this paste is, and so far there ain't been a correct translation.
London kun reporting in,
ask your answers about life in England and the English language.
inb4 pidorashka butthurt kokoko
ask your answers about life in England and the English language.
inb4 pidorashka butthurt kokoko
proof
What's this, orcish?
A fellow Altmer! Hail!
what proof would you like, friend?
A view from your window with sup.
Excellent effort. Keep it up.
view from my window (its a bit dark,lol) with sup and a pack of salad from Sainsbury's
the English? Do English-speakers really say so?
Sounds persuasive. Now you've obtained my trust, so what then?
Course they do.
"English" or "the English language", but never "English language".
(jk)
>14/3/14
>2014
>2014
>2014
>2014
>2014
i dont know, you wanted a proof, I supplied a proof, just because I could
the English language, as we are talking about a subject, should be used with a definite article "the".
It can be used like:
1. I can speak English
2. I have a good grasp of the English language
>a pack of salad as a proof
I, too, can get a can of Dr. Pepper and kookareque I'm so much american
lol, im still living in 2014
where is my 2007
Make a sup with Her Majesty.
she is a tyan, and I can not talk to tyans, because I am a hikkikkomori
I see what you did there
Come on 2ch, I want to talk, any other London people here?
>Pall Mall
My nigga!
American here. Let's talk about ur mommy.
pack of cigarettes
640 roubles, holy shit...
what do you wanna know?
I dont know eng, but know en-US...Can I sit here with u, guys? If u want, I can tell u a reason between eng and en-US.
Sup, guys.
Another day, like last wednesday, I became a manager in some organisation. Head of department in my town.
The trueth is - I never was a manager like that before.
I am just usual folk in his early 27.
What do?
Another day, like last wednesday, I became a manager in some organisation. Head of department in my town.
The trueth is - I never was a manager like that before.
I am just usual folk in his early 27.
What do?
Hey, man.
1. Barrel
2. Suck a cock
Be serious, please.
Off course, you can.
worrup fems whutcha be doin' i for one be choppin' waits
Why are americans so reduce sentences?
OK fags, i know u'r waiting for DV-lottery results.
Tell me which one time you've trying to get roll your tractor ?
U see, en-US is more easy than eng. For example.
The British often use the past perfect tense, but americans prefer a simple. Smlt like:
eng - I have just arrived home
USA - I just arrived home.
or
eng - They suggested that he should apply for the job
USA - They suggested that he apply for the job
And some reason between words and grammar.
lot of peeps do. it just fast to type it this way when u value speed or in hurry altho I prefer not to look like a ghetto illiterate nigger outside of private chats
Same. Here mostly for the funny pics and webms. 2ch seems to keep content in cache for a longer time than 4chan after threads go 404 and I don't want have time to check them all before they expire.
Also unfortunately gotta bounce. Toodles!
About eng and usa. 5/10
About eng and usa.8/10
Never.
It's pretty comfy in my slav Russia.
>I prefer not to look like a ghetto illiterate nigger outside of private chats
Well, u are not right, man, cuz en-US and eng have a big reason in grammar.
For example.
eng - colour, favour, apologise, paralyse.
USA - color, favor, apologize, paralyze.
eng - government, flat, biscuit, maize
USA - Administration. Apartment, Cookie, Corn
etc.
Feel free to write anything here in English! Except for politics.
Don't correct somebody's mistakes unless they ask for it themselves. We don't want to have another shitstorm about the grammar.