Yer arsehole smells delicious, matey
I guess it wasn't all about that word only.
BE WALKING DOWN THE STREET
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SEE FEW ATTRACTIVE GIRLS WALKING TOWARDS YOU
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PASS THEM
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WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD EXPLODES WITH THEIR LAUGHTER
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SEE FEW ATTRACTIVE GIRLS WALKING TOWARDS YOU
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PASS THEM
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WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD EXPLODES WITH THEIR LAUGHTER
こんにちはトレド。はじめまして。
lol honours the thread with her presence.
Holy dogshit, English speakers only! Only steers and queers come to 2ch, Private Piturd! And you don’t look much like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? Do you can make a Barrel roll?
аноны, как грамматически правильно написать на инглише "Бочку сделать сможешь?
аноны, как грамматически правильно написать на инглише "Бочку сделать сможешь?
>まして
lol
Can you make a barrel?
lol
Would thee kindly ti makest the barrelle-rolle?
>bitch
>languages
>トレド
LOL!
What the fuck is it? Look like a faggot password
@
NEVER MESS WITH SHAHEED WOMEN
>Look
lol
thnx, i knew inglish veri gud naw
EROCHIN WEARS SKIN-TIGHT JEANS
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HE'S A MASCULINE BOY
SEECHIFF WEARS SKIN-TIGHT JEANS
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WHAT A FAG!
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HE'S A MASCULINE BOY
SEECHIFF WEARS SKIN-TIGHT JEANS
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WHAT A FAG!
A CUTE GIRL GOING TOWARDS YOU
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DON'T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK
YOUR CRUSH ASKS YOU WHAT'S THE TIME
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THINKING ABOUT IT ALL DAY
A GIRL GLANCED AT YOU
@
THINK SHE LIKES YOU
Can you do a barrel roll? Или are you able to perform a most delicious barrel roll, если у тебя есть хоть немного творческой фантазии.
That is correct.
I would like to suck a teen's dick. Moscow residents are welcome.
>SEECHIFF
lol
I accidentally my Fleshlight. The whole thing! Is that bad?
what does 420 mean?
Looks like we have a Sea Chief here, kek
It's a number.
lol
It means four hundreds twenty units of something.
Вообще тред будет правильно スレ.
HOW'S YOUR DOINGS ON THE THEATRE OF OPERATIONS?
blaze it!
SHEEET, dawg! Ther'a thread abawt mah nigguz language!
300
>password
кек
YOU'RE A WEIRD GUY...
F.U.B.A.R. WENT COMPLETELY CLOSE-QUARTERS HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT.
Hey guys, can you explaine me what does "JUST" meme mean? Can't find it in UD.
MY LIMO IS STILL OUTSIDE OF THE GARAGE! FIRE IN A HOLE!
...AND YOU'RE FINE WITH IT
NO WAY, NIGGA. AINT IT COOL, YO? C'MON, LETZ DO HIP-HOP AND SPRAY-PAINT ALL DAT SHIT IN DA HOOD!
Идите нахуй
Jeez U Suck The most
JUST COMING HOME FROM UNI
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SOME HIGH SCHOOLER SHOUTS OUT "HEY NERD"
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TURN AROUND LIKE HE MEANT YOU
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HE ACTUALLY MEANT YOU CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF "THOSE"
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SOME HIGH SCHOOLER SHOUTS OUT "HEY NERD"
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TURN AROUND LIKE HE MEANT YOU
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HE ACTUALLY MEANT YOU CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF "THOSE"
What do you mean?
DAMN, THAT SHIT WAS DOPE!
sage
Calm down, Mr. Ivan!
にほんごをべんきょうます
＠
＠
Май фРенД ВеЙр Ар Ю? Ай доНт Си Ю эНд Ай СтАрТ ФилИнГ ЛонЛи эНд АнкАмфРтБл...
I just can't even start to be bring able to can explain it, bro. It's like that.
ALL WE HAD TO DO IS TO FOLLOW THE DAYMN TRAIN!
CUZ I'M A CREEP
I'M A WEIRDOO-O-OO-OU
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE?
I DON'T BELONG HERE...
YO YO YO
DAM SON, ARE ONE OF "THOSE"?
BUSTA
STRAIGHT BUSTA
>にほんご
>べんきょう
RORUDO
Thanks :)
>to be bring able to can explain it
кек
inb4 sarcasm
22 YEARS OLD
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THEY DON'T SELL YOU BEER WITHOUT A PASSPORT
Need help, is https://kickass.to down for you too?
Wanted to pirate some shit.
Wanted to pirate some shit.
TALKING WITH THAT QT GIRL FROM SCHOOL ON SKYPE
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YOUR FATHER COMES BY IN JUST HIS UNDERWEAR
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COMMENTS ON THE GIRL'S SECONDARY GENITALS
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YOUR FATHER COMES BY IN JUST HIS UNDERWEAR
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COMMENTS ON THE GIRL'S SECONDARY GENITALS
DON'T MAKE FUN OF WAR! THERE'RE OTHER BOYS THIS TIME!*
Do the barrel roll вообще-то
I'm still look like a 15yo boy.
IM NUCLEA IM WAYRIO
You Russian-speaking turds are little whiny pussies.
あなたわどうしておろるど？
There's piratebay for pirating. Why the fuck would you need that stinkhole?
Nope, it's up.
MOTHER GAVE YOUR BEATH BEING UNDERAGE AT THE TIME
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WHEN YOU WALK WITH HER ON THE STREETS, EVERYONE THINK SHE'S YOUR SISTER/YOU FUCK
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WHEN YOU WALK WITH HER ON THE STREETS, EVERYONE THINK SHE'S YOUR SISTER/YOU FUCK
Do you posess a prowess of executing an aerobatic manoeuvre namely A FOKEN BARREL ROLL YOU CHAV MOM'S PUNANY'S PISS FLAPPY MONGREL YA HEAR ME FOKEN ANSWER WHERE
>пидоры
>вы
>должны
>гринтекстить
>вы
>должны
>гринтекстить
Foken blaze it faggy!
>おろるど
It had more seeds on some top movies than TPB.
>IMPLYING SOMEONE HAS TO DO GREENTEXT.
I see.
27 YEARS OLD
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STILL NO BEARD
ブリャヂ
>わ
は
40 YEARS OLD
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THEY DON'T GIVE YOU EURO VISA WITHOUT ANAL BEER
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MAYDAN IS COMING
зЭа, ЗЭа, лИТл БАдИ. аЙ эМ ХИаР джАсТ фО Ю. аЙл НэвА лИВ ю.
Никто тебе ничего не должен, хуеглотина.
EROCHIN TASTED HIS OWN SHIT JUST FOR LAUGHS
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HAHAH LOL LMFAO WHAT A GUY!
SEECHIFF TASTED HIS CUM FOR LAUGHS
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UH, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM? WHAT A GAY, PIDR
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HAHAH LOL LMFAO WHAT A GUY!
SEECHIFF TASTED HIS CUM FOR LAUGHS
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UH, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM? WHAT A GAY, PIDR
FUCK
@
YOU
>あなたわどうしておろるど
>わ
>どうしておろるど
あほか。
Да что за нахуй, я помню, что wo писал.
U handsome chum
>べんきょうます
Maaan, it's kinda like 勉強fuckingしbitch meます!
Everybody stop for a moment! I think that lol-retard left the thread!
@
THE BITCH FALLS IN LOVE WITH YOUR DAD
Dolbaebs ITT oh my fucking god fucking weeaboos DDOS me again oh my fucking hell shit der'mo
SASAI
@
KUDASAI
YOU
@
FUCK
Yeah. His mamka told him to go to bed.
Оу зАт Воз СвИт. НоУ ХоМо ЗоУ. ДЖаСт ПюЭр МаСкУлИн ФреНдШиП.
U WOT M8?
He's a weeb of a man. This is where his study ends.
Посоны, по правилам ингриша перед словом first ставится артикль the всегда. Почему в некоторых случаях артикль опускается?
DA WHOLE FLESHLIGHT!
HELLO SIR CUCK AND WELCOME TO MACDONALDS, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?
Say it again bitch! I double barrel you, bitch! I gonna fucking roll you like a sushi turd, you bitch!
I SWEAR YOU ARE ONE CHIKKY CUNT MATE!
Нет места на странице, например
>passport
Passports are for foreign travel m8. What you mean is an ID card.
Блять, в прошлый раз фашисты весь тред своим немецким засрали, а теперь - японский. Откуда их тут столько? Среднему российскому битарду ведь японский в жизни не выучить.
First thing first: just because, my nobleborn friend.
Потому что делает что то не по понятиям.
АЙД ЛАЙК ТУ СПИК ФРОМ МАЙ ХАРТ
Lets create a russian speaking thread at 4ch. They have to learn russian language. For their own good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDQ7hXMLxGc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDQ7hXMLxGc
Well, you are a first to ask this question
Ima suguni deddoni itteshinasaiyo. Mou ashita ha gakkou daraka sa.
Du bist eine böse Kuh!
Дохуя интелехент я смотрю?
すいち！！！
AND THE FIRST ONE TO THE CHALKBOARD...
Во времена, когда я пришёл на борды, знать английский + японский было нормой. А теперь, блядь, японский среднему битарду не выучить, ну вообще охуеть.
Дык, кто тебе сказал, что тут сидит средний битард, унтерменш?
Hahaha kanichva ou homoooo!
FOREST OF HANDS
TACTICAL GAUL AIRBORN DEPLOYMENT:
Oró, sé do bheatha abhaile anois ar theacht an tsamhraidh. 'Sé do bheatha, a bhean ba léanmhar, do ba é ár gcreach tú bheith i ngéibheann, do dhúiche bhreá i seilbh méirleach, is tú díolta leis na Gallaibh.
Oró, sé do bheatha abhaile anois ar theacht an tsamhraidh. 'Sé do bheatha, a bhean ba léanmhar, do ba é ár gcreach tú bheith i ngéibheann, do dhúiche bhreá i seilbh méirleach, is tú díolta leis na Gallaibh.
Кроме того, что тебе уже сказали, бывают случаи, когда количество перечисляемых вещей неизвестно. Оно может идти до бесконечности и тогда артикль не употребляется. Более точную формулировку поищи всё-таки в гугле, потому что это уже немного тонкие материи и их надо уловить. Кстати говоря, за 5 лет в универе на переводчика, мы поднимали этот вопрос только один раз и препод немного замялся.
Потому что тогда битарды не знали эбаут май вестерн калча!
> CHALKBOARD
You're fucking kidding me, sir. Ain't it the BLACKBOARD, faggot?
EROCHIN ASKS GIRLS WHAT KIND OF UNDERWEAR THEY ALL ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW AND WHAT COLOR
MAY I GO OUT?
WHO IS ABSENT TODAY?
GET BACK TO YOUR GHETTO WHERE ALL SHIT IS BLACK JUST LICK YOUR MOMMA
HE NEEDS TO PEE LEL
said Erochin round these parts
おねえさん～
いただきます！！！
いただきます！！！
Nope, we use coalboards here, noble faggot-sir!
>JUST LICK
SHIIIEEEET
Анон, подкинь годноты по old english.
>Среднему российскому битарду ведь японский в жизни не выучить.
Обосрался в голос. Ты вообще видел этот японский, что так говоришь? У меня ушло каких-то 5 лет, чтобы я понимал практически весь контент. На слух, правда, ещё какая-то часть ускользает. И это без всяких кружков и богатых репетиторов. Любой может этот ссаный язык осилить, если он ему нужен.
3-инязыка-фэгот
You mean "go on-little"?
эБСоЛЮтлИ. вИ а вЕРи СТрэйт эНд МаЧОу мэН. вИ ЛайК вэДЖайНа ЭНд БИг БУбс.
Ты что за хуйню несёшь?
Suck tractor drivers dick!
BE HAVING A TEA-PARTY AT SCHOOL
@
YOUR EOT EATS THE CAKE LIKE A PIG
@
YOU JUST CAN'T EAT OUTSIDE OF HOME
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LEAVE WHILE EROCHIN EATS THE WHOLE CAKE LIKE A PIDORASHKA
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YOUR EOT EATS THE CAKE LIKE A PIG
@
YOU JUST CAN'T EAT OUTSIDE OF HOME
@
LEAVE WHILE EROCHIN EATS THE WHOLE CAKE LIKE A PIDORASHKA
Ich habe deine Mutter in ihen schmutziger Mund gefickt)) Heil Hitler!
He means "doo ah numbah one"
С IQ 170 можно что угодно выучить, да.
>. Кстати говоря, за 5 лет в универе на переводчика, мы поднимали этот вопрос только один раз и препод немного замялся.
MGIMO FINISHED?
I lost so hard...all over my apartment actually.
Sieg heil, Kamerad!
YO HOL UP FAM AYYYYYYYYYY SMH TBH FAM U NO WHAT FINNA IM SAYIN????
>BLACKBOARD
Someone's gonna get a tad of a spanky-wanky on their ass, you lil' brat!
ИНТУ ЗЕ МОЗЕРЛЕНД НАЗИ АРМИ МАРШ
Да, но ты не сможешь прочитать даже простейшую инструкцию в автомате по продаже трусов школьниц!
Гэльтахт?
Отмазки ленивого долбоёба детектед.
He is obviously an incestious pussylicker
Oya.
А с icq 63884?
Когда я последний раз проходил тест на IQ, у меня он был в районе 100. Просто я усидчивый и могу дрочить говно по 10 часов в день.
-кун
ICQ в пять знаков - символ аелитности. Тоже можно.
I NEED TO POO NOW FOR CHRISTS SAKE!
Oh... Ehm, never mind.
ЭнД нАйС ДжУсИ Эсс ДоНт ФорГеТ ЭбАуТ ЭсС! ВуМаН Эсс ОфкОрз...
КОМРЕДС СТЕНД САЙД БАЙ САЙД ТУ СТАП ЗЕ НАЗИ ЧАРДЖ
EROCHIN IS FAMOUS PRANKER, HAS MANY PICK-UP VIDEOS, WAS SEEN IN STOPHAM
@
SICHEV CAN'T EVEN FILM A YOUTUBE VIDEO
@
SICHEV CAN'T EVEN FILM A YOUTUBE VIDEO
Но ведь я учился практически по такому же контенту! Зато вот недавно мой отчим принёс мне коробку с каким-то йоба-поплавком, я там половину слов не знал, а другая половина была каким-то ебанутым гайрайго, которое я естественно не распознал, как ни пытался.
>schmutziger
Is that a weapon? In German everything sounds like a weapon.
ALREST LEBE ICH MIR WERDE
You'll read Vinnie-the-Pooh at home, Sichev! Now sit still!
как прокачать усидчивость?
инбифо: подходишь и садишся без задней мысли.
алсо, ебаные вафли
Я говорю сестре:сестра, приятного аппетита!
EROCHIN WEARS JOGGERS TO SCHOOL
@
DAMN THE GUY HAS A STYLE
SICHEV WEARS TRENIKI TO SCHOOL
@
HAHA WHAT A PIDORASHKA BIDLO GOPNIK
@
DAMN THE GUY HAS A STYLE
SICHEV WEARS TRENIKI TO SCHOOL
@
HAHA WHAT A PIDORASHKA BIDLO GOPNIK
язык охуеннен, но только непонятна целесообразность его изучения
>долбоёба
That's it, анон. Даже переезд в страну языка не поможет. Мой мозг просто не может учиться.
>ALREST LEBE ICH MIR WERDE
LIEBE IST FUR ALLE DA
ФОЛЕН ИН ВО! ВИ БЕЛОНГ ТУ ХИСТОРИ! ФОЛЕН ИН ВО ЛЕЙ СИКС ФИТ БЕЛОУ
Просто так. Живем один раз, почему бы не польстить себе бессмысленными знаниями?
LA LI LU LE LO
Только заинтересовать себя. Мол если выучешь можешь говна поесть или что там тебе нраица.
AINT YA ALL A BUNCH OF TEH FUKKEN RACISTS, YO? I'M GONNA STEAL YOUR DAM CARS AND ME AN MY BROS LISTEN TO DAT HIPHOP MUSIK IN'EM, SUCKAZ!
тебе должно это нравиться
*выучишъ
Nun alrest lébe ich mir werde,
sît mîn sündic ouge siht
daz here lant und ouch die erde,
der man sô vil êren giht.
ez ist geschehen, des ich ie bat:
ích bin komen an die stat,
dâ got menischlîchen trat.*
>сестре
>さん
Чот проиграл.
Не считая, что так можно стать забитым неврастеником вроде Доби из ГП, работает только на день-два. А дальше?
It means dirty, filthy.
Local dunderheads can't spell ever their own surname. What a pitiful creatures!
PHILOSOPHERS'S LEGACY
Btw, shouldn't it be Sychev, eh?
>выучиж
Бестолочь!
Just like Frank?
А с o-kaa-san не проиграл еще?
Старшей, блять.
А дальше ты будешь неврастенником всю жизнь. По крайней мере, я перегорел и теперь сплю по 15 часов в день уже 3-й год. Как же меня тошнит от капусты.
Dass vir eine Gommelkompfeit nicht geschweine.
SITTING AT HOME
@
A TELEPHONE CALL
@
CHECK THE PHONE NUMBER IN GOOGLE
@
A TELEPHONE CALL
@
CHECK THE PHONE NUMBER IN GOOGLE
Зря проигрываешь. Пиздец, посмотрят парочку тайтлов и потом корчат из себя дохуя знатоков.
@
SUCK YOUR OWN DICK!
Нет.
HQ! HQ!
PATROL HERE!
PATROL HERE!
Finished в этом году.
FAGOTS ANSWER!
>be at home
>phone ringing
>close the browser, start pacing the room nervously
АЙ кЭН нЭвАР фОГеТ эБАуТ эСС. иТ иНСпаЙЕрС мИ тУ ЛИв, аЙ ВЕйк Ап Ин ЗЭ моНиН эНД ГоУ тУ СЛип сИНкиН бАУт э нАЙс дЖАсТ Э ЛиТл бИТ хэАРи бАТ.
Какой непоследовательный
Bi reberu nihongo.
нет в телефоне японской клавы сейчас
Anon from EN-thread who asked me to express myself using vocaroo. You still here?
おねえさん ー オードシステル
わかりましたか？
Фаготы отвечают.
Yuss.
MAST PASS THE IELTS-LIKE EXAM IN ~1 MONTH
@
CAN'T EVEN WRITE CORRECTLY IN BAREBUH-THREAD
True story, I'm not a Green.
@
CAN'T EVEN WRITE CORRECTLY IN BAREBUH-THREAD
True story, I'm not a Green.
чому у джапанов такие точки? Чому у кетайцев такой странный шрифт когда они пишут на английском7
CODE RED
CODE RED
REQUESTING REINFORCEMENTS, OFFICER DOWN!
>tfw 100+ toefl points at first try
I'M NUCLEAR
>オードシステル
>か？
Чот проиграл.
>I'm not green
Neither is your card.
WHILE YOU WERE STILL LEARNING HOW TO SPELL YOUR NAME, I WAS BEING TRAINED TO CONQUER GALAXIES!
1)Озванчают звуки. 2)Моноширный шрифт лучше выглядит в окружении иероглифов и его легче читать
Я тебе лишь интонацию показал. Естественно, что в Японии не надо писать вопросительный знак.
WOW THAT'S REALLY ENGLISH TONGUE YARN
What card, man, what you be talkin' about?
愚かなアニヲタのクソ餓鬼っていうあんたはスレを出て行かなきゃならんぞ。
Whatever.
НаУ зАт ВоЗ оУкВарД...
Wow, that is the best joke about green card ever
I'M WILD[\S] HAVEN'T PLAYED MGS BECOUSE I CANNOT INTO FUCKEN' ENGLISH
Ｓａｄ ｓｔｏｒｙ， ｂｒｏ．
вУПс...
Good one
Пошли нахуй отсюда, пиздоглазые. 往生しなさい или как там по-вашему
Nikirikochu sasakai Govnjuk-san!
FOR YOU
Я только учусь. Не возникай.
Had anybody heard a joke about a troll, a hag, and a leprechaun all walk in to the bar?
Sakawanamocha kipanamarocha
Go on, I'm all ears
Кимочи варуй.
Kusikaki sosipisi
I've heard it. They walk into a bar and the bar FITS them, right?
>leprechaun
レペルちゃん～
Nikirichto sosiblya.
>mfw when these russian white their > with bold and @
Muh sides.
Nah, they all sit down and burn to death
Look u got awesome voice. I want quite the same. As u could hear mine i got a lotta disgusting russian-bullshit sounds. Any advice to fix it?
ПЕНДОССКИЙ ТРЕД КОНЧАИЦЦА ЗДЕСЬ)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Let's be serious for a moment.
What actual profits or advantages the knowledge ofwnglish gives yu in the everyday life? Of course if you still live in a post-soviet country.
What actual profits or advantages the knowledge ofwnglish gives yu in the everyday life? Of course if you still live in a post-soviet country.
Professor McGonagall certainly did. And she DOES NOT approve it.
Ability to talk with good people and learn almost EVERYTHING.
じゃ、こんなことを他人に見えようにしなさいね。そして板に書くの変わりにもっと熱心に一生懸命頑張って勉強してほしい。グドラック！
I can vyebivatsya before others. Girls flow, scum fears.
> girls flow
Lose completely
>implying if you could learn everything you'd still waste your time on the imageboard with a bunch of losers
YEROKHIN, IS THAT YOU, SOOQA?
Alright. Got u!
thx btw
>implying that everyone on the imageboard are losers
A troll, a hag, and a leprechaun all walk into a bar, determined not to pay for their drinks.
“I’ll show the bartender my club” grunts the troll and guffaws at his idea.
“Ha, muscle! Trickery is always the best,” says the leprechaun showing him his fool’s gold. As they stand there comparing their club and gold, the hag, saying nothing, removes her veil and gives a loud greeting and a big toothless smile to the bar’s patrons. At this, everyone, including the bartender, runs out screaming. The hag grabs herself a drink from the bar and sits down, looking scornfully at the troll and leprechaun.
“Power and riches! Ha! Leave it to a woman’s beauty…”
Я кандзи еще не знаю, но понял, что ты пытаешься донести. Я буду стараться.
Drowned girls flow in a river. Look at the pic
Переведите нормально шутку про математиков сходящихся к двум.
Можно на форчане пофорсить.
>そして板に書くの変わりにもっと熱心に一生懸命頑張って勉強してほしい。グドラック！
Ты его со мной спутал, лол.
Copypaste the original one here, please.
Нo ведь мaтемaтики cxoдятcя к e...
Infinity amount of matematiks come to bar. The first one asks for one cup of beer, the second one asks for 1/2 cup of beer, the third one asks for 1/4 cup of beer. Bartender says: "fuck you, assholes" and gives them two cups of beer.
Shoo, old tabby, shoo
А, не вcе тaки к двyм.
Where can I find a good guide to old English?
Here, of course!
I lose
HA HA HA, LIMITS ARE SO FUNNY!
Still not follow.
Yep. You know why? Because the needs of mathematiks in beer FITS in two cups.
Dayum, now I'm gonna find some burning car and burn to death in it.
Hello, bear. How r u doing?
Watching a game, having a Bud.
Brace yourselves
In a mathematician asylum an acute patient runs and scares others, shouting 'I'll differentiate you!'. All patient are covering, except one, just one, who just have no reaction at the ruckus. The acute patient runs closer and shouts again, 'I'll defferentuate you!' 'I don't care', the calm one answers, 'I'm an exponent.'
スレをします
Нy пиздец, oдни нyфaки крyгoм.
WHASSUUUUUUUUP
WHASSUUUUUUUUP
I can do treeforce
>tree force
Druid incoming, this thread is cursed!
The force of trees can do YOU!
ну тип e^x один хуй туда-сюда без разницы) тип смешно)
Не "туда-сюда", а производная экспоненциальной функции равна этой же экспоненте. Тебе в Макдональдс не пора?
нелюблю умные слова
ROFL
Thread eliminated, returning to base.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
Returning back, then.
Привет, КОТЫ!
For great justice.
I am here, guys! My FUEL TANK is empty.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Move 'ZIG'.
MY EGRISH IZ VERY HART
А если серьёзно, то я могу понимать хорошо английский, но когда нужно самому что-то сказать - все, пиздец.
А если серьёзно, то я могу понимать хорошо английский, но когда нужно самому что-то сказать - все, пиздец.
Но ведь такая вариация не имеет смысла, в оригинале было "войн" от слова война, а учителя типа подумал, что это воин и поставил ошибку, а тут этот смысл утерян.
ИТС ОКЭЙ, ДЖАСТ СПИК ФРОМ ЁР ХАРТ
WAYRIOR - имя главного персонажа
Good england
Okay.
I have a datfeel from ES. Only Lena, only hurt!
No
WARJOR
bydlo
OP blows a cock
R u into S&M, bro?
I thought Miku was perfect since we first met
Да нихуя, ты это только что придумал.
I saw strange phrase:
"THIS GUY ARE SICK"
Yes, ARE SICK, not IS SICK.
"THIS GUY ARE SICK"
Yes, ARE SICK, not IS SICK.
Да ладно, не стесняйся. Я как-то на игромире подошел к стенду, спросил по йобагаме, а там чел такой "sorry?". В итоге разговорился, как оказалось что он прямой разраб, и так-то друг друга поняли. Друзяшки глаза по 5 рублей сделали, сами все понимают, но ни бум-бум.
Это была моя первая языковая практика, лил.
So fucking what?
cyrillic ittttttt, wtf ?
ISIS ?
No! What are you talking? Insane!
That's because THAT GUY WERE SICK. What's the problem here, moron?
What? I don't understand this phrase.
No, Miku is awful
A to chto huy sosi, mraz.
But this moment at present time.
Suck my balls fag, i know you love it
> Only Lena, only hurt!
Looks like you DO enjoy pain. Picrelated.
> No, Miku is awful
Why?
No, go duck yourself, bitch.
niet eto "i chto blyad !?"
> duck
Fuck
fix
newfag detected
I don't understand you, dipshit. Your combinations of letters don't form any meaningful words.
> > Only Lena, only hurt!
> Looks like you DO enjoy pain. Picrelated.
OH GOD!
> > No, Miku is awful
> Why?
Because she's crazy and mental bitch, lol.
i mean you want to seat on BOLT
oh shi, I WANT TO SEAT ON BOLT
blows or sucks ?
LOCAL TELEVISION IN YOUR FLYSRANSK
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DAILY NEWS:
LEAKING ROOF ON THE LENIN STREET AND ZHEK DOESN'T CARE, INTERVEW WITH DISSATISFIED PENSIONER
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BEER STAND HAS BEEN ROBBED BY A GROUP OF TEENAGERS, 3000RUB LOST
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PERFOMANCE OF YOUTH ENSEMBLE IN THE LOCAL CULTURE CENTRE
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AND NOW THE CONGRATULATIONS PROGRAM
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WIFE, LOVING DAUGHTER, SON, GRANDSON AND CAT AFANASY CONGRATULATE GALINA PETROVNA WITH ANNIVERSARY
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ANCIENT VIDEO OF NADEZHDA KADUSHEVA "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
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DAILY NEWS:
LEAKING ROOF ON THE LENIN STREET AND ZHEK DOESN'T CARE, INTERVEW WITH DISSATISFIED PENSIONER
@
BEER STAND HAS BEEN ROBBED BY A GROUP OF TEENAGERS, 3000RUB LOST
@
PERFOMANCE OF YOUTH ENSEMBLE IN THE LOCAL CULTURE CENTRE
@
AND NOW THE CONGRATULATIONS PROGRAM
@
WIFE, LOVING DAUGHTER, SON, GRANDSON AND CAT AFANASY CONGRATULATE GALINA PETROVNA WITH ANNIVERSARY
@
ANCIENT VIDEO OF NADEZHDA KADUSHEVA "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
> Because she's crazy and mental bitch, lol.
You're fucking kidding me. Of all the girls, only Miku and Slavya were NOT crazy and mental. They were friendly and pleasant, without shit tests and psychotic behavior.
OOO みんなすごい
> FLYSRANSK
YOU MADE MY DAY, MAN!!
Slava not, Miku yes.
My waifu is Slava. And Yula, lol.
> Flysransk
Maybe MUHOSRANSK or FLYSHIT-city?
> FLYSHIT-city
That's better
RACCOON-CITY
An exotic choice, man. But what makes you thing Miku is crazy and stuff?
> FLYSHIT
Letaushee der'mo? Or Govnomuh?
She is.... A VERY LOT TALKING. I HATE HER!
There is a name for such a town:
Bumfuck Nowhere, VA
My friend in the pic lives there.
Lol, that's exactly the reason I adored her.
SIR, HAVE YOU EVER VISITED BEHINDASSBURGH?
Whoa. That's a nice name for a town, too, bro.
Dat drawing, still better then Malta aka /pa/'s KillDozer.
The eyebrows are OVER the hair, though.
> Malta
Cubes? FUCKING CUBES!
> That guitar
Man, this sucks.
I understand the volume!
А я из английского только знают как пишется лол.
THIS MIKU IS ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY FAKE!
How do I know? She ain't talking!
How do I know? She ain't talking!
You're an old geezer. The cool word now is "kek".
No, she must talking.
Yeah, she must talking, but she no talking in the picture. I cannot into English either, because I'm too stressed by the horrible sight of a fake non-talking Miku!
Malta - motherfucker, who spamed /pa/. He made CUBE and TRACTOR
And he made Visual Novel
Моё знание времен сосет.
My 26yo English-teacher called it tea-tea party (check pronounceation)
> tea-tea
Two tea for this teaman.
>26yo English-teacher
I'm getting some tension in my pants. Do you have any photos of her?
OK, now here is a rare picture of a non-talking, yet genuine Miku. Enjoy!
Be vary, do not fall for cheap-ass fake Mikus from China!
Be vary, do not fall for cheap-ass fake Mikus from China!
Hello? Is anyone alive? Hell-o?!
Summerscum made the thread go amiss. The fuck you're doing here? I made you a reservation so you don't bitch around in /vn/ and now you're coming out of the closet here. Your sole purpose is to ruin everything on your path.
Well, the thread went kinda sleepy, man. I just sorta revived it.
Hello there.
C++ or Java?
Pure C.
Oh why? Why you don't use c#?
A hardcore choice.
C# is somewhat proprietary shit.
Pure C is an good choice for system level programming.
Mkay, ya'll lazy bastards. Can anyone here distinctly and audibly tell me, what is the fucking difference between an interface and an abstract class?!
SIR, YES SIR!
No one? Gawd, ain't you just a bunch of dumb bitches! Your mommy told you to learn Pascal and Basic, didn't she?
You, private! Can you tell me what a pure virtual function is?
SIR, NO SIR!
Fucking pathetic! Go write 50 FizzBuzz programs with unique variable names!
I nill to do it.
EVERYONE ITT REPEAT AFTER ME
SOLID IS COOL
AND SOLID IS FUN
IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW SOLID
I'LL SHOOT YA WITH A GUN!!!
SOLID IS COOL
AND SOLID IS FUN
IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW SOLID
I'LL SHOOT YA WITH A GUN!!!
What's the matter? Are you trying to deference a null pointer again, private Sychev?!
SIR, COMPILATION ERROR, SIR
It is time for Ш33D, dude! there is the story(i dont remember its all. just google it)about guys, meeting in 4.20 and smoking weed, so 420 became the symbol of cannabis
>>SKIN-TIGHT JEANS
Anyway disgusting. actually.
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TEACH GIVES ME F- FOR MISSPELLING THE WORD WAYRIOR!
dumb hippie bitch, where did she study?
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