IF OR ELSE, THEN MUSHROOMS GREW IN A NOSE
WITHOUT HARD WORK YOU CANT PULL A FISH FROM THE POND
HELLO BUTTHOLE MERRY CHRISTMASS
SEVEN NANNIES HAVE ONE BABY WITHOUT AN EYE
FROM WORK HORSES ARE DYING
>from work
ya sosal menya ebali
SEVEN DONT WAIT FOR ONE
WHAT TO DO? ATTACH A DICK TO AN ANT!
MEASURE SEVEN TIMES - CUT ONCE
If grandma had a dick, it would be grandpa.
яяяяяяяяяяяя
A FOOL'S GLASS DICK IS UP TO THE FIRST CORNER
TOSEE-BOSEE, DICK ON A CABLE
IF GRANDMOTHER HAVE A DICK - SHE WOULD BE IS GRANDFATHER
EGGS DON'T TEACH A HEN
ухя
EAT FISH AND SIT ON A DICK
FROM ASPEN NOT BORN ORANGES
The chicken pecks one grain at a time. Knock-knock-knock.
DISEMBARKED ON POKAK
NOT LIVE RICH - NOTHING TO START
WHEN TROUBLES GONNA FAST - STRIKE FIRST, NOT LAST
THE BARN IS ON FIRE - LET THE HOUSE BURN
-HELLO?
-WERE YOU HIT IN THE FOREHEAD WITH A DICK?
-WERE YOU HIT IN THE FOREHEAD WITH A DICK?
SWING ON A DOLLAR - PUNCH ON A CENT
QUIETER RIDING - FURTHER BE
Непонел
GOING FAST - MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH
LIKE WITH A LITTLE PALM ON A CUNT
COW IS DEAD? HAH! NEIGHBOUR HAVE A TWO DEAD COWS!
EGYPTION POWER
– WHAT?
– THE DICK OVER A SHOULDER
– THE DICK OVER A SHOULDER
DO GOOD AND THROW IT INTO THE WATER
LIKE PIECE OF SHIT IN THE ICE HOLE
NIPEL SYSTEM
По русски говори, блядота
I lose.
- MAY I?
- YOU MAY MARIA BY LEG! WAIN ON A RUN! GOAT ON THE CART!
- YOU MAY MARIA BY LEG! WAIN ON A RUN! GOAT ON THE CART!
WOLF EAT, IF HE HAVE A LEGS
- SAY THREE HUNDRED
- THREE HUNDRED, SO WHATS THE TRICK?
- SUCK THE TRACTOR DRIVERS DICK
WHERE WOLFS ARE AFRAID TO SHIT
- FROM NOW I DRIVE THE TRACTOR, MY DICK FOR YOUT MOUTH IS ATTRAKTOR.
Пробовали когда-нибудь эту хуйню в англоязычные интернеты кидать?
– SAY "CAN"
– CAN
– YOUR MOTHER IS A GYPSY
Поясните плез
I'M NOT SIT TO SHIT THIS YOU IN SAME FIELD
HUMAN TO HUMAN - WOLF
FROST OVER A DICK
У семи нянек дитя без глаза.
CAME TO DVACH YOU, WANTING ADVICES FULL OF WISDOM...
WELL, SUCK SOME DICK
WELL, SUCK SOME DICK
У семи нянек дитя без глазу – нехуй одно дело всемером делать.
Пасиба
Все равно нипанятна
Ну про эффективность хуевую это.
То насколько кто то бесполезен в деле. Семь нянек не уследили за одним дитем и он глаз себе вынес.
BREAD IS THE HEAD OF EVERYTHING
RIDING TO THE DEVILS SAND CAKES
BEDBUG IS SMALL, BUT SMELLY
Благодарочка
Не, тут немного другое значение: чем больше человек задействовано в каком-либо деле, тем больше вероятность того, что в итоге получится хуита. "Лебедь, щука и рак" Крылова.
HAVE NOT SERVED - NOT MAN
BULLET IS A DUMB BITCH, BAYONET - REALLY WELL DONE
- John!
- Ah?
- Take dick
SEVEN FINGER SPANS OF A FOREHEAD
DICK WRAPPED IN NEWSPAPER REPLACES A CIGARETTE
Почти в рифму, кстати.
I'D RATHER HAVE A GIRL WITHOUT PUSSY THAN CAR OF MITSUBISHI
IT'S BETTER TO HAVE A DAUGHTER WHO IS A WHORE THAN A DRUG ADDICT SON
SUCK DICK, READ NEWSPAPER - YOU'LL BECOME PROSECUTOR BY SUMMER
WHEN YOU WERE BEING FUCKED, WHATS BEEN WRITED ON YOUR BACK?
REMEMBER OTHERWISE YOU FORGET
THREW A COCK TO A NOSE
BLUENESS GAVE BIRTH TO ME, BLUENESS WILL KILL ME
FUCKING MOUTH OF THIS CASINO
TAKE PAYLOAD ON IT'S OWN, SO AS NOT TO FALL WHILE GO
WHY SO SAD - SUCKED A DISGUSTING DICK?
ON ONE CHAIR ARE SHARPENED PICKS
ON THE OTHER ARE JERKED DICKS
ON WHICH ONE WILL YOU SEAT YOUR MOM?
ON WHICH ONE WILL YOU SIT YOUR BUM?
ON THE OTHER ARE JERKED DICKS
ON WHICH ONE WILL YOU SEAT YOUR MOM?
ON WHICH ONE WILL YOU SIT YOUR BUM?
GEESE, GEESE, GA-GA-GA
ARE YOU HUNGRY? YES-YES-YES
BREAD WITH BUTTER? NO-NO-NO
WHAT EXACTLY? AS FOR US - SOME CANDY
ARE YOU HUNGRY? YES-YES-YES
BREAD WITH BUTTER? NO-NO-NO
WHAT EXACTLY? AS FOR US - SOME CANDY
- WHO WAS BORN IN NIGGERS ASSHOLE, ANSWER
- WHO NOT ANSWERED - IN NIGGERS ASSHOLE LEFT
- WHO NOT ANSWERED - IN NIGGERS ASSHOLE LEFT
I WAS THERE, I DRANK A HONEY AND BEER
IT WAS FLOWING BY MY MOUSTACHE, BUT DIDN'T GO INTO THE MOUTH
IT WAS FLOWING BY MY MOUSTACHE, BUT DIDN'T GO INTO THE MOUTH
LARD AND BUTTER - DEGRADING
SAUSAGE LOOKS LIKE PENIS
"PRIMA" CIGS AS WELL
CHEESE SMELT LIKE CUNT
A HEN WAS FUCKED BY A COCK
WATES WAS PISSED BY FISHES
PIGGY WAS A FAGGOT
BREAD IS CULTIVATED BY COMMIES
POTATO WAS STOMPED BY A COP
SAUSAGE LOOKS LIKE PENIS
"PRIMA" CIGS AS WELL
CHEESE SMELT LIKE CUNT
A HEN WAS FUCKED BY A COCK
WATES WAS PISSED BY FISHES
PIGGY WAS A FAGGOT
BREAD IS CULTIVATED BY COMMIES
POTATO WAS STOMPED BY A COP
DONT METTER HOW YOU FEED THE WOLF - HE WILL BE LOOK TO FOREST ANYWAY
THE HORSE WORKED MORE THAN ANYONE IN THE KOLKHOZ BUT DIDN'T BECOME THE CHAIRMAN
-HELLO DEAR!
-PAINT THE FENCE HERE!
-ЗДРАСТЬЕ!
-ЗАБОР ПОКРАСЬТЕ!
WHY SO NASTY? SUCKING DICK WAS NOT TASTY
– SAY "CAN"
– CAN
- FUCK YOU
ESKIN AND BESKIN COME TO COLLECT THEIR SALARY.
BUT ACCOUNTANT MADE SOMETHING WRONG, AND ESKIN GOT THE SALARY FOR BESKIN, AND BESKIN GOT FOR ESKIN
BUT ACCOUNTANT MADE SOMETHING WRONG, AND ESKIN GOT THE SALARY FOR BESKIN, AND BESKIN GOT FOR ESKIN
– DEAR, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
– I WAS RUNNING.
– ITS STRANGE, BUT YOUR T-SHIRT IS DRY AND DOESNT SMELL AT ALL!
– I WAS RUNNING.
– ITS STRANGE, BUT YOUR T-SHIRT IS DRY AND DOESNT SMELL AT ALL!
I woke up at seven o'clock and there was no elastic in my underwear.
TELL ME UNCLE, WAS IT IN VAIN
THAT MOSCOW BURNED BY A FIRE
HAS BEEN GIVEN UP TO FRENCH?
THERE WAS A BATTLE FIGHTS,
PEOPLE SAY THEY WERE GREAT!
NOT FOR NOTHING PEOPLE REMEMBER
ABOUT THE BORODINO'S DAY!
THAT MOSCOW BURNED BY A FIRE
HAS BEEN GIVEN UP TO FRENCH?
THERE WAS A BATTLE FIGHTS,
PEOPLE SAY THEY WERE GREAT!
NOT FOR NOTHING PEOPLE REMEMBER
ABOUT THE BORODINO'S DAY!
YOU CAN ENDURE POWER, YOU CAN DRINK TEQUILLA
YOU CAN WAIT ENTIRE MORNING, AND I'LL CONTINUE
TO CHOOSE MY SUN, LIFT UP MY EYELIDS
YEAH I'LL CONTINUE TO CHOOSE MY MIRACLE
YOU CAN WAIT ENTIRE MORNING, AND I'LL CONTINUE
TO CHOOSE MY SUN, LIFT UP MY EYELIDS
YEAH I'LL CONTINUE TO CHOOSE MY MIRACLE
DICKINS GOT THE SALARY FOR HIGGINS, AND HIGGINS GOT DICKIN'S
- AND I KNOW YOU MASTURBATE!
- I DON'T! I DON'T!
- YOU MAAA-STUUUR-BAAATE!
- STOP SAYING THIS! STOP SAYING THIS!
MASHA IS FINE, BUT SHE'S NOT MINE
Stiv BUSHEMI
Stiv BUSHEMI
WELL, GENTLEMEN? WILL WE LET THE BOSS DOWN OR WHAT? ARE WE DIVING BEETLES OR RYE BUCKWHEAT AMERICAN MEN?
STOP THE VEHICLE! STOP THE VEHICLE! VITYA NEEDS TO GET OFF!
THERE'S A COTTAGE CHEESE UNDER MY FORESKIN, FELLAS
THIS PORRIDGE IS SO FUCKING TASTY, THE ONLY SADDNESS IS THE DISH IS TOO SMALL
GOODBYE! YOU'RE SLUT. BUT NOT MINE....
Лучшее названия электроприборов переводить. Типа, у них ВАКУУМНЫЙ УБОРЩИК, а у нас - DUST SUCKER!
SELFLYER, SPINFLYER...
SELFLYER, SPINFLYER...
I DONT KNOW WHY GYPSIES WASHING UP BUT ANYWAY SMELLS BAD
I'M NOT A GOD, SO WHY I MUST FUCK THAT SHIT
I'LL PUT MY MOM ON JERKED DICKS
AND SIT ON HER LAP
ПИНАЛЬНАЯ КАТАЛКА
@
SELF SKATER
@
SELF SKATER
маспо - budder
YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER
FLAVORING "GOOSE"
PENIS WRAPPED INTO THE NEWS - SMOKING SUBSTITUTE TO USE
YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT МАСПО
COMRADE LI'LDICKY!
THE BEAV'R DIDN'T ANY CRIME!
SNAKED OUT AND GROUNDED
WHAT TO DO? TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND RUN
GREKA DRIVED OVER THE RIVER
GREKA LOOKS - LOBSTER IN RIVER
GREKA SHOVED AN ARM TO THE RIVER
LOBSTER SNAPPED GREKA'S ARM
GREKA LOOKS - LOBSTER IN RIVER
GREKA SHOVED AN ARM TO THE RIVER
LOBSTER SNAPPED GREKA'S ARM
DONT TEACH A SCIENTIST
> GREKA
GREEK
THE GOLD NUGGET IS SMALL BUT EXPENSIVE
CENT TAKE CARE ABOUT DOLLAR
IT'S BETTER TO DO LESS, BUT BETTER
WAKE UP WITH THE FIRST COCKS
NEITHER A PALING NEITHER A YARD, THE ASS IS FULL OF CUCUMBERS. WHAT IS IT?
WINGED HUSSARS, SILENCE!
LET'S THINK ABOUT IT, TELL ME, STOP FUCKING MESSING AROUND. TELL ME HOW TO DO THAT BEAUTIFULLY, FUCK.
ATTENTION, KIDS! HERE'S YOUR HOMEWORK
ALWAFFLITY WAFFLER IS SPEAKING TO YOU, PISS-SOAKED RAGS FROM SHIT CELLS
A MAN BOUGHT A HAT. AND IT FITS PERFECTLY
A BEAR WALKED IN FOREST. HE SEEN A BURNING CAR. HE SAT INSIDE AND GOT BURNED DOWN
Тащем-та, HOMO HOMINI LUPUS EST.
THIS GUY WANTS TO MESS WITH "DON'T WAVE"
Пидарасы пишите под спойлер переводы нихуя непонятно.
FAGFOTS, WRITE A TRANSLATION UNDER THE SPOILER. I AINT UNDERSTAND A SHIT
WOMAN HAD NOTHING TO DO, BOUGHT A PIGLET
CHICKEN IS NOT A BIRD, WOMAN IS NOT HUMAN
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE A SHIT, DON'T TORTURE YOUR BUTTHOLE
WHEN YOU WERE FUCKED, WHAT DID WRITE ON YOUR ASS?
EAT SOME SMOKED SHIT
OLD MAN… GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
Ο ΆΝΘΡΩΠΟΣ ΓΙΑ ΤΟΥ ΑΝΘΡΏΠΟΥ ΕΊΝΑΙ ΛΎΚΟΣ
WELL DIED AND DIED, WHY GRUMBLE SO?
IF THERE WASN'T DIFFERENCE A DICK WOULD GROW ON ARSE
SHE DROWNED)
FAGGOT HAS STOCKINGS UP TO THE DICK
A FORK IN THE EYES
OR DICK IN THE ASS?
OR DICK IN THE ASS?
THERE IS A HELL OF A GUY OVER THERE, EDUCATED, REVOLUTIONER
IF GRANDMOTHER HAS A DICK IT WOULD BE GRANDFATHER
- SAY "OVEN"
- OVEN
- YOUR MOTHER IS UZBEK
IF WE CATCH TERRORISTS IN THE TOILET - WE WILL MAKE THEM WET IN THE TOILET
в голосину
WOMAN OUT FROM CART - HORSE GET EASIER
- SAY "LOOK"
- LOOK
- YOUR FATHER IS CUCK
WORK IS NOT A WOLF, IT WILL NOT RUN AWAY TO THE FOREST
A FOOL DOES NOT KEEP A COCK OF GLASS FOR A LONG TIME
GREEDY PERSON BEEF TURKISH DRUM
BROTHER
BROTHER
I BROUGHT YOU SOME FOOD
BROTHER
I BROUGHT YOU SOME FOOD
DONT GO TO HELL BEFORE DAD
YOU ARE LUNATIC, Y'KNOW?
@monkey О чем трэд
Тред про полный бред. Пост просто набор слов без смысла, и аноны в основном продолжают в том же духе, кидая абсурдные истории или мемы.
POSHOL NA HOOI
POSHOL NA HOOI
POSHOL NA HOOI
PIDARAS
POSHOL NA HOOI
POSHOL NA HOOI
PIDARAS
IT'S A HEGEHOG
о мамаше твоей далбаебина
Кек че порвался на ровном месте?
GO AWAY
GO AWAY
GO AWAY
BAD MAN
- SAY "GLUE"
- GLUE
- YOUR MOTHER LOVES A GERMAN
CURIOUS BARBARA GOT HER NOSE TORN OFF AT THE BAZAAR
TURKEY THOUGHT — GONE TO THE SOUP
MAKE FOOL PRAY TO GOD — AND HE'LL SMASH HIS FOREHEAD
DON'T SPIT INTO A WELL — YOU'LL DRINK FROM ONE
DON'T SPIT INTO A WELL — YOU'LL DRINK FROM ONE
SAY BASEMENT
@
BASEMENT
@
U HAD BEEN KISSED B SKELLETON!
ALLO, YOBA, ETO TI?!
SAM KIDAY
NEWFAG, GO TO THE NAHUI
YO, SO ONE DAY THESE TWO HOMIES, LUPA AND PUPA, ROLLED UP TO GRAB THEIR PAYCHECKS. BUT THE ACCOUNTING CREW STRAIGHT-UP BOTCHED IT. LUPA GOT HANDED PUPA'S CASH, AND PUPA GOT STUCK WITH LUPA'S.
YO SERYOZHA, PEEP THIS—"PROSAK" IS THAT NO-MAN'S-LAND CHILLIN' BETWEEN THE FUN ZONE AND THE EXIT RAMP, MY DUDE. THE TAINT, BRO. THE GOOCH. THE BIOLOGICAL DMZ.
YOU KNOW LESSER, YOU SLEEP BETTER
BETTER A DAUGHTER WHORE THAN A SON CORPORAL
SAY ROCKET
@
ROCKET
@
YOUR DAD IS A TOILET'S BOSS
I'M ON A ROCKET AND YOU'RE IN THE TOILET
@
YOU'RE ON THE DEVIL'S MOUNTAIN AND I'M WITH YELTSIN IN THE KREMLIN
TIT IN THE HANDS IS BETTER THAN CRANE IN THE SKY
TO KUDYKINA MOUNTAIN TO STEAL TOMATOES
SPARROWS OF FUCKERY
HOW DO I CLEAN WITH A FORK?
Непонел
ONCE ONCE ONCE
THE CAT DIED, ITS TAIL FELL OFF, AND M&M'S CAME OUT
BOSS! THIS FAGGOT SHAT HIS PANTS
WHAT DOES SHIT TASTE LIKE?
-WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE THE EARTH
-WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE THE EARTH
WHAT IS THE MOST FAMOUS AITCRAFT ON THE PACIFIC WAR THEATRE?
-"TIGER"
-"TIGER"
FROM THE BARAHTAH BAY
