LONDON IS CAPITAL OF GREAT BRITAIN
I LIKE SICK LONG DICK
Hello brothers
bump
In this thread (ITT) we speak English without dictionary as good as we can. If yon don't know required word write it in Russian.
Okay, so ask me anything.
OP is a faggot
Sup, anonchiks. My english is very dirty and I have disleksy, but ill try to chat with you on any requested topic.
Whathcha thinkin bout?
Ай вонт спик фром май харт, ай лав двач анд Нариман
pidoraha' accent detected
Oh well. So what do you think about vegetarian?
How r u, my friends?
Everyone is evil Pinocchio to himself.
I'm thinking of studying swedish more, cuz since i start to my progress isn't very impressive. HBU?
They is stupid people and not have money so dont eat meat
I see. I'll give you a tip. You can only say IS if it's not plural, so if you want to say "they ARE something" you should use ARE instead of IS.
\o/ COME ON AND SLAM \o/
\o/ AND WELCOME TO THE JAM \o/
\o/ AND WELCOME TO THE JAM \o/
>who ass can
fix
Actually it's so pity that most of russians are like very shallow in english. FEELSBADMAN.
In my oppinion being vegeterian or not is the individual desision of everone regarding one's own experians. For example in my schooldays there was a period when my parents didnt have money for meat ar all, so I had to test veriteranity on myself and i didnt like ity
very hard thinks in english. ne hvataet myslei. ya tupoi
'Bout dat visit I'm payin' yo momma tonight.
Okay, your english is pretty weird but i got you. And my next question is "what's your opinion about gay couple adopting kids".
So you think that vegeterian diet for nishebrods only?
ain't got no opinion
I learned german in school but I wanna see porn in english
He didn't mean it like that i assume.
Are you straight?
i sure am
It is acceptably if one of them - trap
Did you pass any test in english? I'm talking not about IELTS or some shit, just some internet test works also.
Remembering different english pidgins and dialects I'd heard and find them very funny. Have you already seen "The building is on fire" on Youtube. A sort of black getto english is there. Laughing every time I'm watching that.
If you can say fuck you in online game you know english :3
haven't passed any tests.
There is no word rememberING ;). Yeah i'm pretty good in accents also and no i didn't see that video, but i've found some funny guy who's really good in accents and not only english ones.
Hm, speaking honestly, I think gay-people are just unabled or mentally ill and they dont have right to treat little children that copy поведение of their parents as they want.
You made me impressed, you know times but you could make easy mistakes. For how long do you study english?
поведение -> behavior
povedenie is behavior. Okay i got you. I have different opinion, but i'm straight. So i guess your you'd say that you don't born as gay, you become it with age.
-your
was learning it throughout school and haven't improved it since.
Yeah it's pretty good, even better if you'd refresh your knowledge.
What are you drinking right now?
Cola, lel. I should drop it. hbu
Havent been practicing english since school (for 5 years) Guess how long will it take me to восстановить my advanced?
But how?! How did you know that I just right now drinked water?
nothing right now, but most of the time it's tea.
Helo my comrads, im nev to zis threds.
tnx
khokhol?
I desannoned you.
Greetings, comrad, welcome to our little thread
Who am I then?
vosstanovit is recover. I think you can make it just by two hours per day. So i'd say one or two months.
Little faggot.
Oh Allah...
Thenk you fore warme aceptshon
sup
I came here from 4chan nd found this thread
Can you tell me wtf is going on here?
I came here from 4chan nd found this thread
Can you tell me wtf is going on here?
Where are you from?
Are there any good jobs in the dc available for some russian dude who speaks upperintermediate english?
what were you doing here? Are you lost?
poland lol
we havent got our imboard so i gotta use 4chan
Just wanted to see how russians doing hah
Ass we can.
You came to sosach from 4chan... but why?
Yeah pal. I'm also about to upper so recently i have had some offers.
And if i dont know nihuya?
what is sosach?
This board.
See, you can speak English
Do a barrel roll and suck some dicks then.
Double tnx for обнадеживать(hoping in my potential). You're best :3
Wazup my niggers, game always be game.
How could it be except bad tending to okay? I think most of them just existing.
lol wtf
Hello fags, how ya doing? This imageboard became very crappy place.
polish guy coming in hot
whatsup?
whatsup?
2ch has a long history. Genuine 2ch died years ago, then after some time 2ch.so emerged as some sort of replacement. And because it wasn't that old 2ch we all loved, anon called it sosach. 2ch.hk and 2ch.so is the same thing, it's just domain in slightly different.
Bulshit, 2ch always be 2ch.
oh now i get it
thx
You know it's hard times here atm.
Hold out hope - you can use it as obnadejivat. Jag har inga problem.
Love us or leave us.
What you guys think about simonov and nemagia situation.
Do you like Cirno? What your favourite loli, dva4?
your mom always be slut.
What's about it, i'm almost 23 yo and all i can assume is it's some retarded youtube show, but i don't know anything about it. Is there something interesting?
>dva4
It's twoch
Crappy crap
dayum
Hey bois. Did u play this gaem? What do u think of it?
How to escape the army?
Pay to some doctor.
damit. it luks layk e shit. i prefer to pley wiz your moms vagina
do a barrel row
Me dont play games. Me thinking its a kind of отдаление, подмена of reality, that definitely makes you omega.
>implaying i don't now that.
As something bad
it's a fucking masterpiece
Now we have to translate двачую somehow.
dvachuiyu
or we could use "i appreciate that" instead
What up what up my russian brothers. Canadian guy here, english is my first language. I don't actually know any russian but I want to learn, it's hard though. I know some french because was mandatory in school here to learn it. (Because quebecois are fags)
You all good tonight?
You all good tonight?
masturbating on this site
Maybe dva chewie
двачую = два чую
два = two
чую = smell
twosmell
Simonov wanna fight with nemagia, they agree with that, but fight have to be without cameras.
twosmell
Masterpiece!
hi, what city are you from ?
Like it's worse than wasting your life in odnokomnatny saray on okraina and thinking of suicide every day.
Why?
are u all stuped in Canada?
c3n I h483 4 pU55y p15?
I'm ingrish human in this threandj now you cen ask me any ansvers about ingland
Not really, it's early morning here and i still haven't sleep. Why do you want to study russian?
lol
Op is dick who doesn't know english grammar. Possal tebe v roteshnik.
Oh if I woundn't have to sit here, in the class, and have a germany language lesson...
Oh if I woundn't have to sit here, in the class, and have a germany language lesson...
what better inglend or pokemons?
OP is dick cocker.
/thread
/thread
what exactly you don't like in the OP's post ?
Я РУССКИЙ СЛАВЯНИН БЛЯДЬ Я БУДУ ГОВОРИТЬ НА РУССКОМ БЛЯДЬ. ПИДОРАСЫ ИЗ СШП И ГЕЙРОПЫ ИДИТЕ В ПИЗДУ
Ottawa, Ontario
Why what?
No, I don't think so. A lot of people are pretty stupid though but not all of us. Are you?
By the way, who's your fav pokemon?
Oh u!
Yuor mums ass
Oh this russians :3
Collect your manatki and go to huy, we don't like mimikriruyushchie pidorasy here.
I can make nothing of you gents here, whether you're really that looney or your horseplay has gone too far at this point. Truth be told, that's a thing to brood upon. However, on the other end of the spectrum, whenever I see you gents come a howler, my hearts fills with joy. Keep the log rolling.
Ich pisse in der englischen Sprache
Jag knulla germansk.
u r nazi scam u nid tu bi ded
Awesome, i wanna moar thread like this.
>mimikriruyushchie pidorasy here
lose by this words
Roll in, what actually themes here?
>Yuor mums ass
Is my moms ass is pokemon? Doesnt it?
I want to read posts on 2ch and understand them.
I will maybe move to Russia and live there for a bit if I ever stockpile enough money to survive there. I am bored with my life.
true inglish man vkatilsya
Fcking idiot
Pisse in dein mund
Staying pessimistic and doing nothing is not the right choice, but setting up the illusion is even worse.
Can someone play the balalaykas itt?
whot rashin tresh forget et may inglish imeygboard???
Ja.. ja... ja det är faktiskt... jag har... I tsuppa... ja... jag... är pög.
hello, i am ilya maddyson
Travel to Novosibirsk. This is trylly russian city.
您好俄罗斯
chinese kun breaks this thread
chinese kun breaks this thread
Russian boy reporting. Well, you know the Internet rules. Give us proofs that you are really from Canada.
Who is it?
Wie geht as die?
Russian porn actor
>No, I don't think so. A lot of people are pretty stupid though but not all of us. Are you?
If i was not so stuped, i dont scroll 2ch 5 hours every day =(
Any salty video with him?
Do you have middle age crisis lol, why would you visit Russia even. I could agree on that russian is pretty interesting since i'm half rus half swede so i'm able to see it i think, but i don't think you should go here and even more live. Try to make your things up. How old are you btw
onix. he long as my dick
don't feed trolls
Здраститя. Я говорю двачесленгом. ОП хуй, мамку ебал, хейтерю овощей с треда
are u hav some porn with girl on 3d pick??
> 5 hours
we scrolls 12 hours
Your dick pomestitsya v pokeball
Is it your odnoklassnik???
Blaziken of course
just random lines and symbols???
Canadafag, don't forget to see Russian place if proud MDK, or better version if 4chan - 4ch.
i interesting in puting some pockeballs into your moms whole
今すぐ死んでくれ、この人間のクズ。
大和のマスターレースは本日をもって当スレッドを乗っ取ることにするぞい
Sup. I've noticed some weird stuff in my spunk recently. When i go nofap for a week or so, may be longer than that, and fap after that, it happens. There are some, i dunno, rice seed-sized parts of jelly consistence, which are colorless and transparent. Like agar, you know.
Is there someone who knows what that is about?
Is there someone who knows what that is about?
why u scroll rushian imageboard 12 hours? ti ebanutiy? U nas zhe est forchong
>Me dont watch the movies. Me thinking its a kind of отдаление, подмена of reality, that definitely makes you omega.
>Me dont read the books. Me thinking its a kind of отдаление, подмена of reality, that definitely makes you omega.
>Me dont listen the music. Me thinking its a kind of отдаление, подмена of reality, that definitely makes you omega.
Sugoi sugoi
Cancer
Don't mind it, it's just your natural liquid.
I don't
CP <3
here is the proofs :DDD
mr officer, pls
Your sperms army gets so bored that they start playing agar.io with each other
Are you khohol?
Hui sosesh? Bochky delaesh?
I'm 19.
These captchas are fucking hard
But that parts are literally not a liquid - weird jelly-looking shit. So I've decided to fap more often and it seems to help, didn't notice that shit last week or so. Is it really normal for everyone?
No, these are your mom's obligations.
Can you meet me with Ryan Gosling? I'm big fan.
That feeling you have shit internet and you want upload webms in webm thred and captcha failed.
Do you know who's your ancestors if you were born in Canada.
))
Слишком сложно для здешних обезьян, уходи.
Sup eng anons, i am your new camwhore
I don't think it sperms, it's completely transparent like precum so it's more related to the prostate imo.
Depends, what is khohol?
Rolled in this thread/
I NOW INGLISH YOUDONTOU I FACK YOU YOU BIC
How did you find this site ? I mean you have a lot of boards in English and I don't think 2ch is popular for english users
Are your fron Ukraine ?
хохол блядь.
> cam
Do u know what that mean?
Пися
Мгимо финишд в треде. Пиздец. Нахуй так жить.
Why does 4chan feels like total featureless crap comparing to our superior Putin imageboard?
It's rly funny, lol :D
Another lalka trolled up.
Like cum?
In english please we're dont undrstanding what u saying
Do u have anything to tell about thar sharaga?
And ? In MGIMO doesn't learn foreign languages ?
Wie heiBt du?
London is a capital of Great Btitain, bitch. Whazz up guys?
WEy I am from MGIMO My name is Akhmed and I have five mark Russian enlish checnen languages
I have a big Johnos
Give us some scenery from your window. How's the weather?
Gtfo
I googled "Where to russian people go on the internet" a while ago. I don't exactly remember what I searched. I'm not sure why I come here, I'm just interested I guess.
I don't know, I don't use 4chan much except browsing some days. These styles of websites all feel pretty outdated honestly
How to on hearing to distinguish words: CUM, COME, CAM?
I need more threads like that
Now its rate anon thread. Rape me.
Is that you, Stogov which is on duty today?
Now very cold that my balls began icicles
>> Rape me.
Prepare your tuz manya
Pizdabol v trede
rape
sasay
raped by anon
Fucking rich idiots, nastolko besites s zhiru, chto hotite v rashku.
No way man. Who is fucking Stogov? Nigga>?
Rate
oxxxymiron/10
faggot
>dat russki schoolboy-level english
>not even a 4chan memelord
Spaleelsa peedor)))))))
Ah zabei
Who can translate this?
"field-assisted sintering"
"field-assisted sintering"
faggot/10
Why? btw, that is me 2 year ago
White boy from Russia. He think that he very beatiful, but he is one of the most ugly motherfucker.
In Russia you will raped in first time by taxi driver or railway station by russian rednecks called GOPOTA
Pizdish, faggot
sup Fly
>16 LYUTOGO
>VOLOSSYA
What on Earth is that language?
Ассистированое полем спекание.
Faggot
Hmmm... i think it's.... faggot.
HAHAHA VOLOSYA is HAIR?
khohlyadskaya
Maybe it's UKRAINSKIY?
dolbaeb
twosmell this question
Rate
0/10
da
Ohuel, your volosya so cute :3 xD
Top of the morning to you, fellow /b/tards. Haven't been sleeping all night long. Is there anyone as stupid as me?
Pointing out my mistakes is very appreciated
Pointing out my mistakes is very appreciated
its me?
Ah, for God's sake! Guys, are you really that bad in the English language? If I were you, I would kill myself, seriously.
Uebivai/10
Faggot/10
Absoulutley faggot.
let mi spik from may hart
pizda
da da dadada, moya pizda da dadada
I'm too lazy and stupid to learn this masterrace language but I don't give a fuck.
How to be better in English guys? Your advice's.
Rate plox
Kirkorov edition
Go to school
But is not nececary to learn ukranian for you
what is 'pizda'? Is that rushian word? Its looks like 'pizza' or something else
Same here. Working nightshifts sucks.
Dickhead
Explosive excitement 20/10
Attentionwhore/10
First of all, you need to sosnut huica
Omfg, the level of your English is quite low.
what is it ukrainian? Is it some rushian dialect language??
Pizda = cunt
>Top of the morning
What does this mean?
Nonnononon
They're mixing Russian with English, absolute madmen!
MGIMO finished?
I'm study(Univ). I dont have time to English school.
More practice? Also find some motivation.
your ICQ is quit low
>pizza
YOU good boy. Dont learn this pseudo language
Basically it means "Good morning". I heard Irishmen greet eachother the same way.
Yu bich
>Pizza
But Ukrainian is shit-tier language like any other from slavic family.
Good morning = Zaebca utreco
The hella you guys doin' here?
IMMMGAAAAAAAY
Bad morning?
Who said anything about being rich? I'm sorry you're upset
You don't know the first thing about english if you think normal people speak like an 18th century novel
I'll walk
>pizza
Fucked up morning
Hello
Ти охуїв, хвойдо?
I talking even no about Russian words, but about grammar in general. You no, propositions constructions of sentences
Greetings
Huevo utreco.
We are stupid retards mmm. Who speaking fucking english in these tread. What else want yo now, motherfucker?
I have no idea.
dvach, there is one chan...
Khokhol detected.
Spierdalaj, kurwa!
Post some ukrainian music for our english fellows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3Go8ub9a1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3Go8ub9a1k
repare your detector
Пше пше, курва, пше пше.
I just wanted to know if I can join you?
>Huevo
This thread male me lose
Orly?
Hate Polish bitches, they speak like snakes.
Kakie nahui orly?
The thing is you're structuring your sentences just like a non-native speaker will, just as I am now. So idi nahuy pedoraha.
Fuck yo nigga. What did yo say about our moms? Do yo have problem man? No? I can make these problems.
Russian bump
What i know abou Canada? - he's american bitch, he havent voice, cause american dick in his mouth.
Новйу межународйу йазика! Што ес Словио? Словио ес новйу межународйу йазика ктор разумийут чтирсто милион лудис на целойу земла. Словио можете употребит дла гворение со чтирсто милион славйу Лудис от Прага до Владивосток; от Санкт Петербург через Варшава до Варна; от Средземйу Морие и от Северйу Морие до Тихйу Океан. Словио имайт простйу, логикйу граматиа и Словио ес идеалйу йазика дла днесйу лудис. Учийте Словио тпер!
Imma fuck you up dude
I will punch you in face if continue.
Think you're tough, ha? NO YOU ARE NOT TOUGH, BITCH
Lol Til Schweiger
I think it would be funny if we go to krautchan's /int and create some slav english-only thread.
Oh dude you just HAD to say it, didn'tcha?
Sovy zhe!
SKAAAl
RUSSIAN til shwaiger
Ofcouse i dont. But im fucking idiot from Russia. I can write here. Be careful bitch.
That wasn't me, somebody wants to fuck us up, bro
That's actually good idea, never shitposted there before.
Проиграл с местных языкознателей
Мимо-C2/JLPT2
Мимо-C2/JLPT2
ONLY ENGLISH SUKA BLYAT
ĉu eĉ esperanto bro?
HOw to speak english PACANY VAZHE REBYATA?
Yap, it's can be rly funny and interesting
Is he your bro? Bet you're a faggot just like him
Get out ОТСЕДОВА
Hui sasai, bydlo
I'll be careful with your mom
rot ebal
кек
Guys, davayte live friendly.
Knock knock!
proof or pusduy otsuda
Что значат эти буквы?
Nah, this is the difference between a native speaker and somebody who learned this shit in a book, so take note. Native speakers just speak. They don't care about proper formatting or "structure" whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. Besides that I don't understand what you're getting out of reading from a post. Most people don't speak like they do write posts.
You're butthurt.
Yo cant. Im your FATHER. STOP IT SON. LETS LIVE IN PEACE@!
Guys at all guys
а вот и первые порванцы, wwwwwww
Хуесосы
thanks bro
KNOCK KNOCK
You are not a friend to me, fucking monkey.
I'm not your bro, buddy.
Who are you?
boys are real guys
Who is there?
Not at all
Rufus
Im not your buddy, bro.
Once upon a time, a man came in bar.
And tells barmen such: go have a deal i can piss in that glass and wont fall a drop?
And the barman says Ok.
And tells barmen such: go have a deal i can piss in that glass and wont fall a drop?
And the barman says Ok.
ONE HUNDRED GRAMM
ху зере?
LIAR!!!!
The Japanese-Language Proficiency Test (日本語能力試験 Nihongo Nōryoku Shiken), or JLPT,
Dont feed troll
Rufus who?
"Rufus"? It's looks like name of little dog
C2 - Mastery or proficiency
JLPT2 - The ability to understand Japanese used in everyday situations, and in a variety of circumstances to a certain degree.
Cum in
Rufus the most important part of your house!
Pedorashka does not scorch
In short. You like suck diks.
いいえ、じゃない！！
А ты хорош, вот только тут не японский тред, уебывай
I know japanese too. 卐 卍 卐 卍 卐 卍 卐 卍
KNOCK KNOCK
なぜで僕嘘つきですか？？？
Mister White?
>everyday situations
>everyday situations
>everyday situations
>everyday situations
ясн))
FROM NOW ON THIS IS ANEKDOTY-THREAD
Student came to the woman, and then just started calling my husband came. Wife cadet:
- Run to the balcony!
About her:
- You fool! Seventh floor!
She answers:
- I am a magician, a member of the turf - you will become a butterfly.
Jerked cadet became a butterfly and flew away. Flew, sat on a bench and began to swear obscenities as the back? I thought and thought and decided he might be able to? He pulled a member - has become a cadet, pulled - butterfly and so carried away, heard a voice:
- Comrade cadet! Not only do you masturbate in the post, so you have something and turns into a butterfly, the cadet!
Student came to the woman, and then just started calling my husband came. Wife cadet:
- Run to the balcony!
About her:
- You fool! Seventh floor!
She answers:
- I am a magician, a member of the turf - you will become a butterfly.
Jerked cadet became a butterfly and flew away. Flew, sat on a bench and began to swear obscenities as the back? I thought and thought and decided he might be able to? He pulled a member - has become a cadet, pulled - butterfly and so carried away, heard a voice:
- Comrade cadet! Not only do you masturbate in the post, so you have something and turns into a butterfly, the cadet!
>cumIN
>PUmIN
>PUTIN
How did you know?
What say hero of South Park in original which is translated as пнятненько ?
Let's me speak from my heart in English! As the saying goes if you're over 13 you'll never get to the point where you could be fluent on a native-like tier. Tusche tusche and stop daydreaming. Use a language which you've already learned
Aaight.
Для bydla: Нихонский JLPT2 равен Английскому Advanced
I forgot his name. His have veri big head.
Nigga takes sunbaths
>Tusche tusche
The hell is that?
詰まり貴方が日本語でペラペラ喋られるの？
じゃ、見せてくれないか
For poor people. Exactly.
Speak english fucking russian, i just see"SUKA BLYAT bydla: SUKA BLYAT JLPT2 SUKA BLYAT Advanced
"
nahuj nuzhen etot tred voobsche?
Koniiichiwa! Arigatou gozaimashta!
i meant touche sorry for that disgraceful tipo
>tipo
You're just toying with me.
is that a real thing or you just made this fact up?
This thread is for little practice in ingrish.
>trusting posts from /b/
Damn it. I've got this shitty office chair I've been using for almost 5 years now and it's just falling apart. The plastic part on the bottom that goes out to the wheels literally snapped apart and now it's razor sharp. I just accidentally made a clean cut straight down the bottom of my foot against it and it's bleeding. I tied a sock around my foot to hold it off for now.
SHUT THE FUC UP!!! I"VE JUST SPOKEN FROM MY HEART YOU PANCY
Im drinking vodka right now, while my dad is riding a bear. Oh its my turn, sorry, I have to go.
You said it, but you didn't mean it!
まだ勉強中自身にとってそれはなんか怪しそうｗｗｗ
しかも戯けがやはり苦手ね、君
G - Go away
What a fucking loser. Look at you, how pathetic. Better go kill yourself with a fire. Geez. Disgusting.
Suck a dick.
I seriously hope I haven't came in this sock but it's hard to tell because it's pretty thick grey wool.
>まだ勉強中自身にとってそれはなんか怪しそうｗｗｗ
>しかも戯けがやはり苦手ね、君
Y-yamatte kudasai!
>haven't came
You fucking what
вот это реально грустно
Pardon me good Sir, but can't you see that I'm trying to smoke out that C2/N2 guy here?
Don't be sorry for him. Fucker deserved that.
Why do russian so primitive not like russian? everything is very easy! what the shame
Hm russian anon can speak english
its good. we can
its good. we can
I didn't get it but suck a dick, just in case.
Excuse me, Ser
WHY U NO speak clearly? Is that chinese english or something?
the same question for you. WHY U NO speak clearly? Is that chinese english or something?
Zdravstvuyte
I can't into katakana, hiragana and other bullshit. Gomenasai.
That's N2 for you.
Hello, anons
Может быть мне кто уже обяснит, почему же английский такой примитивный если сравнивать с русским? Ни родов ни падежей все строго по порядку, и нету уменшительных! Пиздец просто! да и синонимов у нас намного больше! Как сша стала такой развитой с таким языком
Guten Tag, Herr Stierlitz. Wie geht's?
Why are you so aggravated?
I don't really care that much so it's pretty pathetic that you do. Is your life that bad?
Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Bitch I'm talking English here, don't even get me started.
>Ни родов
He/she/it
It's tomat time!
Danke, mir geht es gut
Сразу после того, как освоишь русский язык, безграмотное ты ничтожество.
ну ты и дибилоид
Started on what?
Not to provoke you or anything but I'm interested to know what you plan on doing. Nice english by the way I guess.
Все там есть. Учи лучше
Так чем примитивнее чем легче он для освоения, а стал он таким от влияния на него вначале древнескандинавского а потом французского, хозяева англичан не собирались реально учить язык холопов а потому то что казалось им сложным выкидывали нахуй
Sie sind nicht ein sowjetischer Spion, ja?
Sorry, my inner vocabulary's so poor at the moment that I can not express my thoughts well but I don't mean any bad to you. Swear.
M'kay?
И да, извините за то что запятые потерял, не привык с телефона писать
Verno
Shkololo woke up for classes? Why so many retards?
ты, в основном, где-то мозги потерял. Примерно в тот момент, когда заинтересовался конспирологией
Entschuldigung, ich verstehe dich nicht. Was hast du gesagt?
НУ ЧЕ АНАНАСЫ, ПОБЕЖИМ НА ФОРЧОНГ УЧИТЬ АНГЛИЙСКИЙ?
I don't now why's there so many of you dude :D
That's ok lol. I understand, it's all in good fun. If that's how you want to speak english I encourage you, as long as you're having fun and enjoying it
It's a shame that ROSKOMBULLSHITPARTY blocked pictures from 4chan for me. Without them, that's not as fun as it could be.
>Why so many retards?
Чего бля? Где ты конспирологию увидел болезный?
Lol guys u suck
Have you ever heard of such thing as proxy?
And you swallow
>хозяева англичан не собирались реально учить язык холопов
Прям тут!
NO U
>>хозяева англичан
Это кто ? Жидомассоны?
И ты мне такой говоришь, что данелаг и нормандское завоевание англии это сказка?
Well, I'll say this at least, you guys are all better than a minority of the united states.
Dunno how to turn it on lol, anyway I don't care that much. Still, such huge porn folder lost.
REPTILOIDY EVERYWHERE!
Better than white people?
я тебе говорю, что я агрюсь на политату энидэй. Особенно в последние 2 года, когда без политоты посрать нельзя уже, и вся она зиждется на каких-то заговорах, жидах, мировом правительстве и глобальной тирании ОМЕРИКЕ!
podjebal
Когда я писал про язык, я не думал о политике, извини если что
HELLO YOU GOD DAMN COMMIE SONS OF BITCHES. AMERICAS GOING TO RIP YOU A NEW ONE AND PUTIN WILL BE THE FIRST ONE TO BE ANALLY THRASHED. GOD DAMN RUSKIE NIGGERS HAVE HAD IT COMING FOR A LONG TIME AND WE'RE GIVING IT TO YOU ON A GOLDEN PLATTER. YEE-HAW!
Я, тащемта, на тебя лично не в обиде. Просто уже на ключевые слова дергаюсь. Меня в детстве выебало дикое племя конспирологов, вот я и вырос в шизофреника
COME AT ME BRAH AND I'LL SHOW YA FRICKIN REDNECK SCUM
Just go to Chrome extensions and search proxy or vpn, there're lots of them.
>Chrome
See, that's the problem. The thing is, I'm more into foxes.
Ur are good man, thanks for this pics. Added to my fap collection.
Depends. Speaking it? Probably not. Better than a redneck maybe. Writing? yeah most of you aren't too bad. You have to realize people type messages to each other differently than how they would be writing a book or something like that. It's way more formal, so most of you really aren't doing a bad job as long as your vocabulary is decent enough to make sense of what you're trying to say.
I hope you'll choke on it. furfag scum.
Please, calm down and go get prepared. Your classes are going to get started soon. You'll be late. Go. Chop-chop
der untermensh/10
If you're not a troll and you're really from US, then thanks. It's always nice to hear an opinion of someone who know their stuff.
>If you're not a troll and you're really from US
How do you think someone like you just discribed could possibly get here in /b?
Its ok to be furfag m8. I mean u shall be right with my annotation.
You're basically saying that it's ok to be gay. And furfags are even worse than gays. So please. It's not ok at all.
Our russian is also much better than the majority of our country's. That's because we broaden our mind and develop ourselves in order to compensate for the lack of social life.
>broaden our mind and develop ourselves
By watching japanese cartoons and fighting snakes everyday?
Суки, как выучить американский?
Учи английский, а там и до американского недалеко.
Russian phaggots trying to act like civilized people. I lol'd.
I'm not a troll and I'm from Canada, not the US.
I'm more than happy to help anybody who wants it, although I'll admit even most of my own posts have been kind of fucked up. It's 1 a.m. here so I'm tired and my brain's not 100%.
But to clarify what I was saying, it's like I imagine somebody learning english to say something like
"Hey, how are you doing? Do you want to go do something on the weekend?"
Which isn't wrong, it's very perfect but almost too perfect. Most english speakers are very casual when communicating with each other and don't worry about grammer, sentence structure or any "rules" like that. As long as it's making sense it's good. "Hey what's up, wanna do something this weekend" would be pretty normal, and it doesn't help that we have these made up words and slang that people use so much that it's pretty normal and everyone understands them like "Yo what's good, tryna chill this weekend?" means the same and is universally understood.
Those are kind of poor examples ad you'd maybe need more to get the full picture but I'm no real teacher, just somebody who grew up with english as their language and I hope they at least get the point across. Maybe looking at how I type this will give you a better idea. Look for things that you think would be 'Wrong' in english, which by the books might be, but know between two english speakers this isn't out of the ordinary and perfectly normal/acceptable
So why are you trying to act like civilized people anyway?
Man, the stereotypes. It's 2016 out there, weaboos are now mostly getting humiliated and laughed at here. Btw, by "fighting snakes" you mean jerking off, right?
>by "fighting snakes" you mean jerking off, right
Damn straight.
Hi guys! its left two hours before an exam, but i still posting here in my broken english.
What to do?
What to do?
lol, i have exam is 3.5 hours
Ah, thanks again, for, y'know, participating.
>It's 1 a.m. here so I'm tired and my brain's not 100%.
Huh, tell me about it. It's 9 AM and I haven't gone to bed yet.
Do a barrell roll
No problem dude, glad to find someone pretty chill.
I'm probably going to use up a sick day and stay home from work so I can sleep.
I'll probably just refresh this thread all night and make people confused about why I'm even on their website
Thanks, man. It's kinda surprise to see such 'sane' post in /b/.
I had a frind from Canada, so he told me the same. It was not easy to communicate still whith 12 hours time difference. You'd better take some sleep, huh.
-passing-by
There's a bump limit at 500 posts. The thread can be considered done.
BLYAT I NEED to submit laboratory work asap but my mac is so slow, i can`t compute anything
Ask EOT for help
/I have to pee on your face
I don`t have EOT or any friends.
Restarting of the computer didn`t help.
>I don`t have EOT or any friends
HAHA LOOK AT THAT FAGGOT
LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH
Daaamn, the thread is going to bump-limit right when i found it.
ЖOPA YETO TI?
CHO
Well, in that case I'll just go to bed but I'll still call in sick because I'd have to get up really early, and I can't do my job safely with less than 4 hours of sleep after being up so long. I look forwards to the next english thread, if there's one going the next time I come around. Goodnight whoevers left in here.
Epic thread is fucken saved!
ZE capital, eblan.
Good night, man, see ya around.
I will restart computer again
What's going on in this thread?
Not that epic, I'd say. More like a regular english thread in /b/.
Your mom's getting knocked up so good, come join us!
GO ananimasy