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Sup /b/
I've just taken a shit.
I've just taken a shit.
СУКИ ПОДПИНДОСНИКИ ВАЛИТЕ НАХУЙ ИЗ РОССИИ В СВОЮ ГЕЙРОПУ И ТАМ ГОВОРИТЕ НА СВОЁМ ГОВНОГЛИЙСКОМ И В ЖОПУ ЕБИТЕСЬ ПИДАРАСЫ!!1
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Wow. So have I.
A coincidence? I don't think so.
Все привет. Чем сегодня занимались?
In English, bitch.
Не понимаю мову, приши по-русски.
Noone cares about your weird sexual life in football team. I mean it is possibly cool to jerk off to 11 sweat faggots(am I correct about "captain" role?)
Btw, I have the gf and social life so your arguments are as shit as your English, mate, yeah
Привіт друзі, а коли Україна в ЄС візьмуть?
>Da Rules:
Rules, not DA RULES!
>1. You do not write anything in Russian
You shouldn't/mustn't/don't have to write anything in Russian
>2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian
the same
>3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately
FTW? 1st conditional:
if you write smth in Russian, you will(!) ...
>4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen
>5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though
>6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishy. It doesn't, though
>7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want
>8. Rolls aren't forbidden
>9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/
>0. You're welcome
даже лень дальше читать, двоечник
Почему одни хохлы пишут русскими буквами, а другие английскими?
Solid statement. Of course, I'll not prove it...
This is not мова, this is English, the world's number one language.
Мгимо финиш?
У одного меня так, что когда я вижу как пишут на английском, то я представляю, что это разговаривают пони?
Че ты до меня доебался, хохол. У меня нет сала.
Скорее долбоебы. Пони-долбоебы. /b Все сходится.
The OP text was proofread by a native speaker and he found only one mistake: "runglishly" instead of "runglishy." Try harder, Ivan.
Hello, white nigers. How are you live in russia? Do you like it? I like to live here. Moscow looks good.
Ты заебал на русской борде писать на украинском.
А якщо знайду?
Wtf why it is so many slavs here?
faget
да да, конечно
Bicouse this is a slav board I guess.
Ну только если на пузе децл, но я тебе его хуй отдат.
"LONDAN IS THE CAPITOL OF GRET BRETAN"-level of language knowledge. Gtfo
bicouse блять сука не могу
Do I have to show you a screenshot?
ты че бля
what about modal verb like "ought to"?
poyacni
For what?
poyacni
For what?
А ты че?
roll
what are you
Мы твой коллективный папа, Илья, не признал?
Посоны тут рядом FAP тред, че вы хуйней страдаете https://2ch.hk/b/res/124312454.html
who is you
The same thing as have to or need. You can use all of them whenever you want.
Hello there!
English is my native tongue.
English is my native tongue.
ought to - книжное слово, и чаще обозначает моральное долженствование
ебать ты индус, нахуя have to тут применять? в общем нет, очередной говнотред с якобы "пагаварить па английски", нахуй мне не нужен твой скрин
So this is shitty English?
So why don't you just get there and leave this thead?
Чтобы тебя позлить. Это же очевидно.
Собираются такие говноеды поиграть в англичан, а тут я.
Hello here, /b/rodher.
Guys, you are so stupid that you can only imagine about speaking english as your Master do.
Gtfo slav scum, let upper stratum of society to discuss about their philosophical issues...
Gtfo slav scum, let upper stratum of society to discuss about their philosophical issues...
Don't be a fagorussian go away please
Умоляй и ползай на коленях. Пришли суп.
Are you dissapointed, yummy-tummy-little faggot?
Сука, каждый тред долбоебы "практикуются" в английском используя словарный запас из 200 слов приправленный фагом и шитом.
Зачем вы это делаете?
Зачем вы это делаете?
Кстати anons, me тут decided заниматься English. From чего to me начать and как many времени leave на this?
That was a futile attempt. Try harder. And i don't play anyone. I'm just writing things in english here. That's it.
Note that you haven't written a single word in English yourself, which suggests that you're afraid to fuck up in the very first sentence.
Here's the screenshot, as you have asked.
Idi naxyi okay
толсто
Первый подорвался.
Сажи даунам
я писал в самом начале
>as you have asked
не просил
>скриншот от "нейтива"
>"доказательство"
It doesn't matter how many words someone knows. Everything in this world starts with small steps. And Learning english or any other language is that thing. Don't be so arrogant or judging. It's not a good way to be.
Sometimes people with a good command of English come by and we have profound discussions, like about how many dicks can fit in your mom's oozing mouth.
A sensible person. I'm glad you are here.
Well here we go.
The first two rules are a reference to Fight Club:
>1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
>2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
What are you gonna say to this, smart aleck?
I've already said
I know you're trolling but "you don't have to write anything in Russian" translates to "вам необязательно писать по-русски" which misses the original meaning completely. Learn them modal verbs.
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>1. You do not write anything in Russian
Вы не пишите по-русски (+: это утвердительное предложение)
>You shouldn't/mustn't/don't have to write anything in Russian
Вы не должны писать по-русски
причем must - сильный модальный глагол, применяется в случае если ты что-то хочешь сказать от себя лично, на "эмоциях": You must see it!
should - даешь совет
have to - используется в официальной речи, официальные правила: You have to pay your taxes
>вам необязательно писать по-русски
You don't need to write in Russian. Мне больше нравится этот вариант: It isn't necessary to write in Russian
занимаюсь с нейтивом кстати, и еще в командировки мотаюсь
>это утвердительное предложение
It looks like one but actually it's an imperative.
See
>занимаюсь с нейтивом кстати
It doesn't help a lot I see.
>It doesn't help a lot I see.
диванный эксперт, опытный видимо, ладно сваливаю отсюда, удачи тебе
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Hi guys! Now is the time to talk dirty to me. Gimme some filth!
I dreamed about you last night. Good thing I forgot the dream itself, I only remember it was about you.
Holy shit, I don't know whether to be flattered or disturbed. Too bad you've forgotten the dream, I'd love to know what it was.
Бляяядь mу одногруппники по English лучше speaks чем все of you....
What's не так с you, ребята?
You же можете use some сайты like лингвалео.ру
What's не так с you, ребята?
You же можете use some сайты like лингвалео.ру
So has anybody talked dirty to you in these threads so far?
че несет этот fuck, иди наdick англиканец блядь
There was a dude in one of the first threads who did, but that's pretty much it. There also was another one recently, but all he did was write a single dirty message. Unfortunately, he didn't care to take our conversation any further.
>18:41:41
>Nocturnal
2ch is full of omegas, especially at night. They - who am I shitting - we, we can't talk dirty even on the Internet.
But that's just a skill. And like any skill it can be mastered through practice. So practice!
bvmp
ХУЙ
ПИЗДА
ДЖИГУРДА
АБУ
ВАКАБА
ПАССКОД
ПИЗДА
ДЖИГУРДА
АБУ
ВАКАБА
ПАССКОД
Сеги даунам, думающим, что в 2016 умение говорить по-английски это что-то необычное. Это необходимость, епта. I Sage you, retards
Brit here again
why don't you guys go to /int/
why don't you guys go to /int/
Nobody thinks that, shithead. It's just a thread for those, who want to speak a little English with their peers.
Because we don't want to.
There's no /int/ here.
My diagnosis is dat u have terminal illness. If I were you, I would never joke like that.
Двачую. С английским тредом пиздуй на форч.
Why do all those "да ваш инглиш и так все знают" always write in Russian?
>Why do all those "да ваш инглиш и так все знают" faggots always write in Russian?
fix
fix
Ыы
игьз
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Cuz I ain't see no need to prove shit to you
Shithead is your cocksucking mother. Fucked her yesterday while you've been at school.
>'ve been
kek
Ну was at school, какая разница, если твоя мамка — шлюха?
>you
>was
topkek
The thread is extinct.
Plan on taking an english test to document how well I can into english. I am self-taught by the way. And I speak almost perfectly.
I haven't decided yet - TOEFL or IELTS? I don't care really, I am sure I'll ace any of them.
I've been waiting for that thread for tywo years!
I create them every day.
Since when?
Haven't been in /b for about a year or maybe even more.
Like two months already.
Anybody else want to punch that dude in the right?
I love how russian semi-cunts write in the language of civilized sosiety! Keep on trying russia !
Yours truly, with best regards
Ukrainian the true European
what else do you go on? isn't the rest of 2ch really empty
I tried to use English in /po in OBR threads about half a year before but when others started to write in English I realized that their posts might lead me to consolidating of false knowledge, that is to remembering their mistakes.
Unexplainable but it is a fact
> sosiety!
Did you mean society or sosyote?
Hey e'body! Howdy?
I was in /po periodically.
Guys, r u dead?
Anyone here?
nooo we in Ukraie are true europeans and we mean what we mean! Now leave! You are dismised subhuman!
I am my friend
People are assholes. Screw over them.
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have to - вынужден что-то сделать в силу обстоятельств
I had to do it cause that was my last chance
however "don't have to" isn't the opposite of "have to"
it translates to "вам не нужно"
взлетай сука
>You shouldn't/mustn't/don't have to write anything in Russian
>shouldn't
>mustn't
>have to
Лол блять, ты, даун, думаешь они одинаковы по значению? you don't have to write не то абсолютно.
He was just trolling.
lol
Official. Nocturnal. Yours.
Da Rules:
1. You do not write anything in Russian
2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian
3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately
4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen
5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though
6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishy. It doesn't, though
7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want
8. Rolls aren't forbidden
9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/
0. You're welcome