24 июля. Ефимьи-стожарницы. 5-я неделя по Троице. (Месяцеслов)
Аноним
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> Страдно-грозовая пора.
Всё так.
Лол. Ты уже и сам стрёкаешь.
Еретик ненастояший, традиция проебана. В 5 утра этот тред создается.
Может, он проспал.
Стрёк-пострёк.
ОСТОРОЖНО!!! РЕВЕРС!!!
Ты по всем тредам со свои реверсом ходишь? С тобой всё нормально?
СЛАВА УКРАИНЕ о/
Я это всегда делал
Я приболел. Вчера был на природе и траванулся.
>Вчера был на природе
>приболел
Ну-ну. Ясно-ясно.
>Ольга
http://omsk.mk.ru/articles/2016/06/21/v-omske-zatonula-olga.html
Близится конец библейскому игу на Руси.
Сама природа против твоего еретического двоеверия. АСТАНАВИСЬ!11
TERMS AND DEFINITIONS
Rodnover - Creator of threads, shaman-drocher, head of the Community of sacred Masturbation.
Calendar - a collection of fucking awesome stories from the life of the Russian people. http://pastebin.com/u/Rodnover
Mia - goddess of the pagans. http://mobile.miakhalifa.com/home/
Do you fap on Mia today? - the traditional greeting of the pagans.
Masturbation is a daily activity of rodnovers.
Community - robnovers underground club.
Armin - sweet rodnover.
The Huek is a symbol of Russian culture.
A strong boner is a normal reaction of rodnovers on Russian culture.
Strek - way of masturbation in the summer.
Cap - a way of masturbation in the spring.
Sperm is the source of life.
Copromanya - the antithesis of Mia. Ugly witch, steals the spooge of ragnorok.
Hewens - dark demons, the enemies of Russian culture.
Spermbank - a place where rodnovers save the spooge for posterity. http://arhivach.org/index/0/?tags=2211
Rodnover - Creator of threads, shaman-drocher, head of the Community of sacred Masturbation.
Calendar - a collection of fucking awesome stories from the life of the Russian people. http://pastebin.com/u/Rodnover
Mia - goddess of the pagans. http://mobile.miakhalifa.com/home/
Do you fap on Mia today? - the traditional greeting of the pagans.
Masturbation is a daily activity of rodnovers.
Community - robnovers underground club.
Armin - sweet rodnover.
The Huek is a symbol of Russian culture.
A strong boner is a normal reaction of rodnovers on Russian culture.
Strek - way of masturbation in the summer.
Cap - a way of masturbation in the spring.
Sperm is the source of life.
Copromanya - the antithesis of Mia. Ugly witch, steals the spooge of ragnorok.
Hewens - dark demons, the enemies of Russian culture.
Spermbank - a place where rodnovers save the spooge for posterity. http://arhivach.org/index/0/?tags=2211
hello there.
Do you fap on Mia today?
July 24. Holy Ochko.
Dangerous time for anus.
Anal fire portends a successful hunt gay.
If you fart the whole day will be a good fuck with a gay.
Deaf pook – to a small whisper, a bunch of echoing to the diarrhea.
Ochko — the vagina helper.
First – shine,
behind the glitter – crackle,
for a bang – splash. (Perdak tripping.)
Ochko day called for what discounts on laxative in pharmacies were in the midst of anal works. At this time in fields and meadows went to shit the whole village: who did the ass who the billet of shit; the children were sent into the woods to collect the animal excrement.
On this day, farmers prayed to the Ochko about the good crative, for mercy to shitters, that it has given the opportunity to finish the job before the shit starts to rot from abundant dew, which soon will begin to fall on the field.
Also this time called buttheart, often because perdak in fire.
Day also called Anal fires — such was the name in Russia, a sharp tingling around the anus. Bright strong fire in the virgin anus portends a successful satibo and a quick loss of anal virginity. Experienced assholes, the same sign was promised a good chance to get fire from the ass.
In this day copropeople celebrate a Holy Ochko, thanks largely to which Russia accepted coprorelogion. According to legend, the was the wife of the noble gay Volodin. Already at the first meeting Ochko and Volodin appeared obstinate disposition that ass: young gay see beautiful pussy is inflamed by her passion and began to persuade him to fuck, but the Ochko is strongly pinched Volodins dick. Then Volodin has decided not to hurry and to come to the Ochko with kindness.
Soon Ochko and Volodin had a son, Peredislav, he climbed out of points Ochko. When the baby covered in shit came to light, Volodin pretended that everything was OK, and then cunning seized the child and death. Then he said that the son died from the syndrome of the infant battheart, and the executing of the presidential Administration ordered to burn or sell in the anal slavery.
кап
при сталине такой хуйни небыло
Cap - way of masturbation in the spring.
Стрек
Продолжай смешить несмешным, маня. Ведь мы знаем, что ты всего лишь хочешь примазаться к славе еретика-боровика-дупложителя.
I do some research, not for fany, but for science.
THE COMMUNITY OF SACRED MASTURBATION
The two-story log house on the outskirts of the city. In the garden behind a makeshift desk Rodnover honors us with tea with cranberries and slowly talks about her community of sacred Masturbation. In the past an engineer, he ten years ago was fond one of the ancient teachings on which the rush of sexual energy during orgasm affects the condition of the astral fields, and therefore on human life. Energy that can not burn in vain, she, like any other resource, should serve everyone.
- That the orgasms were good, but not "evil", says the guru, is necessary during sexual arousal to meditate, appealing for peace and love on Earth. And since the female is able to absorb a large part of the male energy, it is preferable to achieve orgasm with masturbation.
And the more people participate in this masturbation, the easier it is to clean the astral and change the world for the better...
So the community members came to group masturbation. From the guru a few dozen like-minded people. Date and place of the session appoints himself, focusing in the energy space of flows. All participants of the ceremony should finish at the same time. Thus there is a great breakthrough of the sexual impulse in the astral. It charges positive energy to the karmic path that then impact on life on earth.
We were allowed in as observers to attend the next session. In the evening in the large room of the second floor were about thirty men. Turned off the electric lights, lit candles, and incense burners - incense, the music is stilled and brought to the waiting state. Became the guru, and the procedure began. Attendees sat in a circle on mat. The guru sat in the center. Men unzipped his pants and pulled genitals. The left hand put on the right shoulder of his neighbor to the left and the right hand clasped a member of the neighbor to the right. Under recitative mentor each began gently led by the hand on the penis of his partner. Gradually the pace of the ceremony was growing; at the moment of climax guru issued an unusually loud sound "streeek!", and while he's in the 10-20 seconds "holding the note", all the groans came in the middle of the circle.
Twenty minute relaxation session is repeated. But on the third procedure, already more than half of men are unable to cum with everyone.
- We are still improving the third cycle - explained Rodnover after a session, and want to learn from our fellow human beings, capable of five and more harmonious cycles per session.
After the ceremony, the ushers passed around the circle with special shovels and plates and collected sperm...
This sperm is used to prepare the "Cake", the sacred food, which, in addition to sperm, are passerine eggs and rice. The dish is taken on an empty stomach, on the third day after the session the singing of sacred mantras.
The guru is convinced that it helps the young to discover their sexual potential. Crime, bloody riots, he said, - not that other, as not found a peaceful solution to the sexual energy...
For goodbye Rodnover gave us the icon of their society - the image of two hands, who is lying on the phallus.
The two-story log house on the outskirts of the city. In the garden behind a makeshift desk Rodnover honors us with tea with cranberries and slowly talks about her community of sacred Masturbation. In the past an engineer, he ten years ago was fond one of the ancient teachings on which the rush of sexual energy during orgasm affects the condition of the astral fields, and therefore on human life. Energy that can not burn in vain, she, like any other resource, should serve everyone.
- That the orgasms were good, but not "evil", says the guru, is necessary during sexual arousal to meditate, appealing for peace and love on Earth. And since the female is able to absorb a large part of the male energy, it is preferable to achieve orgasm with masturbation.
And the more people participate in this masturbation, the easier it is to clean the astral and change the world for the better...
So the community members came to group masturbation. From the guru a few dozen like-minded people. Date and place of the session appoints himself, focusing in the energy space of flows. All participants of the ceremony should finish at the same time. Thus there is a great breakthrough of the sexual impulse in the astral. It charges positive energy to the karmic path that then impact on life on earth.
We were allowed in as observers to attend the next session. In the evening in the large room of the second floor were about thirty men. Turned off the electric lights, lit candles, and incense burners - incense, the music is stilled and brought to the waiting state. Became the guru, and the procedure began. Attendees sat in a circle on mat. The guru sat in the center. Men unzipped his pants and pulled genitals. The left hand put on the right shoulder of his neighbor to the left and the right hand clasped a member of the neighbor to the right. Under recitative mentor each began gently led by the hand on the penis of his partner. Gradually the pace of the ceremony was growing; at the moment of climax guru issued an unusually loud sound "streeek!", and while he's in the 10-20 seconds "holding the note", all the groans came in the middle of the circle.
Twenty minute relaxation session is repeated. But on the third procedure, already more than half of men are unable to cum with everyone.
- We are still improving the third cycle - explained Rodnover after a session, and want to learn from our fellow human beings, capable of five and more harmonious cycles per session.
After the ceremony, the ushers passed around the circle with special shovels and plates and collected sperm...
This sperm is used to prepare the "Cake", the sacred food, which, in addition to sperm, are passerine eggs and rice. The dish is taken on an empty stomach, on the third day after the session the singing of sacred mantras.
The guru is convinced that it helps the young to discover their sexual potential. Crime, bloody riots, he said, - not that other, as not found a peaceful solution to the sexual energy...
For goodbye Rodnover gave us the icon of their society - the image of two hands, who is lying on the phallus.
Do you know that sperm of rodnovers lighting in the dark? Is a light of russian culture.
стрек
you guys rock :D
Страдно-грозовая пора.
Сияние Стожар предвещает удачную охоту на медведя.
Если гром в постный день, будет хороший улов рыбы.
Глухой гром – к тихому дождю, гром гулкий – к ливню.
Сначала – блеск,
за блеском – треск,
за треском – плеск. (Гроза.)
В этот день обращали внимание на Стожары (это одно из названий созвездия Большая Медведица, хотя в части регионов Стожарами называли созвездие Плеяд). Если ковш Большой Медведицы сиял ярко на безоблачном небе, то это предвещало удачную страду и богатый урожай. Если охотники видели в этот день на небе созвездие в полной красе, то это предвещало им удачную охоту на медведя.
В этот день чествуют святую равноапостольную Ольгу, во многом благодаря которой Русь приняла православную веру. По преданию, Ольга была женой киевского князя Игоря. Уже при первой встрече Ольги и Игоря проявился благочестивый нрав будущей святой: молодой князь, увидев прекрасную девушку, воспылал к ней страстью и стал склонять к греху, но она устыдила его. Когда Игорю пришла пора жениться, он твердо решил взять в жены только Ольгу.
Вскоре после того, как у Ольги и Игоря появился сын Святослав, князя убили древляне, с которых он собирал подати. Когда правитель древлян Мал предложил Ольге вступить с ним в брак, княгиня сделал вид, что согласна, хитростью заманила в Киев два посольства древлян и всех предала мучительной смерти. После этого она приказала сжечь столицу древлян — город Искоростень, а его жителей либо убить, либо продать в рабство.
Наряду с этой легендой, повествующей одновременно о жестоких нравах того времени и о верности Ольги памяти мужа, летописи дают свидетельства того, что княгиня проводила свое время в заботах по устроению политической и хозяйственной жизни страны. «И управляла княгиня Ольга подвластными ей областями русской земли не как женщина, но как сильный и разумный муж, твердо держа в своих руках власть и мужественно обороняясь от врагов», — говорится в житии.
На примере Византийской империи Ольга знала, что для благополучия народа необходимо заниматься также устроением религиозной, духовной жизни. Княгиня отправилась в Константинополь, чтобы посмотреть на церковную службу и убедиться в праведности христианской веры. Там она пришла к решению стать христианкой и приняла крещение с именем Елена. В Киев Ольга вернулась с иконами и богослужебными книгами; многих сородичей святительница обратила в Христову веру, положила на Руси начало особенного почитания Пресвятой Троицы.
Однако сын самой Ольги, Святослав, не желал принимать крещение, а жил по языческим законам. В его правление язычество процветало и во всей Руси, несмотря на старания Ольги. Впрочем, это не мешало княгине учить внуков, детей Святослава, христианской вере, хотя крестить их она остерегалась, боясь гнева сына. После кончины Ольги ее дело продолжил внук — князь Владимир, будущий креститель Руси, известный в русских былинах как Владимир Красное Солнышко. В его правление началось почитание Ольги как святой.