HEY HEY THE GREEN WALL
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GIRLS FUCKED THE PRIEST
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BECAUSE HE DESERVED IT
девки выебли попа так иму и нада
девки в озере купались хуй резиновый нашли...
>RUBBER DICK
Yeah, breaker one-nine
This here's the Rubber Dick
You got a copy on me Pig Pen, c'mon?
Tendons and muscles of steel.
and the blaze of lightning in its eyes.
white as the snow on the hills.
and it's reins, that i hold, they are mine.
This stallion and sword in exchange
for my heart and both of my eyes.
the ravens of swift wings my sight
surely now victory must be mine.
Eight legged stallion of mine.
run with the speed of the winds.
eight legged stallion i stride.
run as if you carried wings.
I paint thee with the blood from my veins
images of origin long lost.
i adorn your white mane and tail
with the stars that fell from the sky.
A glade in the eternal deep dark woods...
midnight hours...
and the blaze of lightning in its eyes.
white as the snow on the hills.
and it's reins, that i hold, they are mine.
This stallion and sword in exchange
for my heart and both of my eyes.
the ravens of swift wings my sight
surely now victory must be mine.
Eight legged stallion of mine.
run with the speed of the winds.
eight legged stallion i stride.
run as if you carried wings.
I paint thee with the blood from my veins
images of origin long lost.
i adorn your white mane and tail
with the stars that fell from the sky.
A glade in the eternal deep dark woods...
midnight hours...
he's gonna take you back to the past
to play some shitty games that suck ass
to play some shitty games that suck ass
I fell in love with some guy once
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Then found out he has no dick at all
@
Dafuck I need that dickless fuck
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If there are shitload of dicks, big and small
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Then found out he has no dick at all
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Dafuck I need that dickless fuck
@
If there are shitload of dicks, big and small
нахуя мне без хуя если с хуем дохуя
The OP has the audacity to call all 2ch users "too stupid" yet he can't even translate a simple poem without butchering the English language, classic.
I'm not saying that I'm a fluent speaker, but structurally your translation isn't really good. That said, I couldn't really think of a nice translation myself, so you can have that, I really do suck at poetry.
> I couldn't really think of a nice translation myself
>Pooq
Зис.
Чета неинтересно, предлагаю прогонять текст в переводчике туда-сюда несколько раз и сбрасывать сюда
сложность можно указывать в количестве прогонов, типа тир-1, тир-2 и т.д.
сложность можно указывать в количестве прогонов, типа тир-1, тир-2 и т.д.
I HAVE BEEN FAR-FAR THE NORTH
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MINING SHINY GOLD
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IF I HADN'T CUNT THAT WORKS
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I*D BE DEAD FROM COLD and hunger
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MINING SHINY GOLD
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IF I HADN'T CUNT THAT WORKS
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I*D BE DEAD FROM COLD and hunger
Дурочка, переводчик не рифмует.
beside of my wife mother home
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I don't walk without jokes
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sometimes I push in my dick through fence
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sometimes I show her my ass
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I don't walk without jokes
@
sometimes I push in my dick through fence
@
sometimes I show her my ass
Ну так ОП тоже не рифмует, поэтому все честно
оп рифмует, остальные нет.
мимо тёщщиного дома...
Fish in thick tomato sauce
Swims in happy comatose
Only me, pathetic wimp
Have no fucking place to swim
My father likes it and cooks each week.
Here is the average recipe, cuz there are plenty of variations. He takes the beans, but doesn’t stew them, stewing is not about my father. He puts em in a pan and fries them. He also adds lots of beef, onion, garlic, black and chili pepper, as well as RICE! for extra thickness, then some tomato paste. He fries it until it is smoking hot, cools it down on the balcony, then my dad adds lots of Tabasco sauce and starts to eat it directly from the pan, while scratching it with the spoon. When he eats it, sometimes he is whispering oh my fucking god. He is also sweating while eating. Sometimes he kindly offers me to try it, but I refuse. Should I even mention how badly he farts after? It stinks worse than Saddam’s mustard gas, even wallpapers are torn down by the smell.
Down the river drifts an axe
From the town of Byron.
Let it float by itself -
Fucking piece of iron!
Ookh blya
In a tree a duck got stuck
Noble eagle fucked that duck
You can hear branches crack
Sqeaky-dick and fucky-quack!
Хах, как будто в Интернете нет ни одного сайта с переводами таких смехуечков. Копипиздить я и сам могу, а вот извлекать из этого лулзы – не очень
at a dawn witout me
@
at a cassette tape without me
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outdoors without me
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wtihout me at home
@
without me for now
@
a joke with a beard without me forever
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at a cassette tape without me
@
outdoors without me
@
wtihout me at home
@
without me for now
@
a joke with a beard without me forever
Guy Miron shows such a trick:
Crow is sitting on his dick
And as soon as starts to croak -
Has he boner on his cock
In an hour from here to street
The fat flows trough the humans
So much poems I opened for you
I am spender of precious words
The fat flows trough the humans
So much poems I opened for you
I am spender of precious words
Годно, ОПхуй одобрил
From the hill from the mountains
Peasant showed his rusty bardiche
He not just showed how does it look
He attached axe to his coock
Peasant showed his rusty bardiche
He not just showed how does it look
He attached axe to his coock
Mmmm Yandex.Music
ты просто бесполезный кусок говна с атрофированным МНУ
Съеби нахуй отсюда, тут люди головой упражняются
>THRU
Не успел тред создать, а уже обосрался.
WILD WEST
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MIDDLE EAST
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MONEY SMELL DELIGHTS
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GOLDEN ANTELOPE STAMPS UNDER MY ASS
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MAKES MONEY
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MIDDLE EAST
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MONEY SMELL DELIGHTS
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GOLDEN ANTELOPE STAMPS UNDER MY ASS
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MAKES MONEY
>оп рифмует
В каком месте, лол?
Только ориджинал контент от ОПа этого треда.
CHURCH WAS ROBBED LATELY
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AT THE BRIDGE "VOGRESS"
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SOMEONE HAD SHAT AT BELL
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AND FUCKED PRIEST'S FAT ASS
CHURCH WAS ROBBED LATELY
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AT THE BRIDGE "VOGRESS"
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SOMEONE HAD SHAT AT BELL
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AND FUCKED PRIEST'S FAT ASS
Если б не моя пизда,
С голоду б пропала.
>>THRU
>Не успел тред создать, а уже обосрался.
маньк-среньк, учебник отложи в сторону и расслабься
Про ландан потом дочитаешь.
Рыбка плавает в томате,
Ей в томате хорошо.
по реке плывет кирпич..
Как у нашего Мирона
На хую сидит ворона
вот это я никак не мог отгадать, спс
Из-за леса из-за гор
Показал мужик топор
I have loved and I have hated
All ive got is emty soul
All is gone and not a trace is left behind
Doesnt know about pain inside me icy shard
All ive got is emty soul
All is gone and not a trace is left behind
Doesnt know about pain inside me icy shard
Убивает всех микробов утёнок туалетный
А я ОПу срал в ротеш, вот это поворот.
А я ОПу срал в ротеш, вот это поворот.
В жопу выебли попа,
В колокол насрали!
Hoopla, hoopla
cunt and ass fused
this can't be
gap should be!
cunt and ass fused
this can't be
gap should be!
У меня папа начальник,
У тебя в жопе мороженное.
Нескладно,
Зато прохладно!
Этого не может быть!
Промежуток должет быть!
In love with tractor driver guy
@
I have lately been
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I pissed solyara after this
@
Boobks tooks 3 weeks to clean
Еблан, хочешь сказать, что в слове through нет лишних букв?
Near subway with my chad
we was kissing really hard.
We would do it even more
but the pain in fuckin hole!
we was kissing really hard.
We would do it even more
but the pain in fuckin hole!
Ахахах, как будто я не прав
>Ахахах, как будто я не гей
На березе, на макушке
Соловей ебёт кукушку.
Раздается наверху:
"Хуй-пиздык, чирик-куку".
Да он в лужу пернул и съебался с позором уже
I can remember what we had dream of
But life not for those who like to dream
We for too long had searced for the way off
But walked infinitely by the wall
Целовались бы еще,
Да болит влагалище.
>In love with tractor driver guy
>@
>I have lately been
>@
>I pissed diesel after this
>@
>Boobks tooks 3 weeks to clean
почему не дизель? Подходит же даже лучше.
Everything we fucked
Except awl and nail
Awl is sharp and heavy crooked
Fuck with nail is impossible at all
Except awl and nail
Awl is sharp and heavy crooked
Fuck with nail is impossible at all
Шило острое, кривое
А гвоздя ебать нельзя.
Это был такой тонкий юмор "сру = обосрался", но вы слишком тупые частушечники с канала Россия Уан.
>почему не дизель?
я художник, я так вижу
>Это был такой тонкий юмор
Я даже не тот чел, у меня просто айкью выше, чем у консервы с сайрой.
YOU SAY I`M DEMON?
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YES I AM
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YOU WONT HAVE LUCK WITH ME
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YES I AM
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YOU WONT HAVE LUCK WITH ME
>mfw op trying to create an intradasting thread, but fails it and dies from wet fart, while someone's semen pours out from his rectum, lmao
Walked by oilfactory street
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From behind by board was hit
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Ouch fuck your mothers throat
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Can't pass in safety by road
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From behind by board was hit
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Ouch fuck your mothers throat
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Can't pass in safety by road
I OPEN EYES
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TURN ON TEAPOT
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WATER IS BOILING
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DONT SLEEP EVERYNIGHT
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TURN ON TEAPOT
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WATER IS BOILING
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DONT SLEEP EVERYNIGHT
I'LL SWAP THE SHEETS
OF CALENDAR
AND AGAIN IT'S SEPTEMBER THIRD
IN PHOTO YOURS
I'LL TAKE A LOOK
AND AGAIN IT'S SEPTEMBER THIRD
OF CALENDAR
AND AGAIN IT'S SEPTEMBER THIRD
IN PHOTO YOURS
I'LL TAKE A LOOK
AND AGAIN IT'S SEPTEMBER THIRD
Закрываю пивко,
убираю стакан,
открываем глаза
на работу пора.
MY DESTINY IS EVIL AND REVENGE
THERE IS NO OTHER WAY FOR DEMON
A bear was wandering through the forest when he saw a burning car
He got in and burned down
He got in and burned down
Мать твою ети,
Нельзя по улице пройти!
LOL
Какой-то шизик, в течении треда отвечает на переведенные частушки, теша своё чсв, чтобы показать как он охуенно знает инглич
Мимо.
Sup /b/, i pooped
One day, not so long ago
I have sucked dick of John Doe
He is pretty and well-keeped
But is salty on the lips
I have sucked dick of John Doe
He is pretty and well-keeped
But is salty on the lips
ориджинал контент, если что
Now it`s King and Clown official thread
АВГН.
Ah shit, here we go again
@I'm planting aluminium cucumbers on the oilskin field@
once upon a time
on a Kiev station
donuts have been sold
but that have not been donuts
just a dick ends
on a Kiev station
donuts have been sold
but that have not been donuts
just a dick ends
I brought my girlfriend in the shed
And there was very dimmed light
I wanted to show
To show her
To show my precious
My precious tool
There is no better vagina
than a commrade's asshole
than a commrade's asshole
Инглиш не знаю. Знаю частушки. И я не шизик, зачем меня обидел. Ненавижу тебя.
Shat myself
Fuck off boyfriends, fuck off girlfriends
I'm fucking well all by myself
Ivanych once upon a time
Dipped his dick in English tea
Right away everything's anew:
Dick is English, tea is dicked
Dipped his dick in English tea
Right away everything's anew:
Dick is English, tea is dicked
Yesterday you have presented me
a fat cock under my nose
and you told it's
a liliiiiies of the valleeeey
a fat cock under my nose
and you told it's
a liliiiiies of the valleeeey
DRUNK LUMBERJACK
@
WALKED THROUGH THE FOREST
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SUDDENLY SCARED
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SAW THE DEAD MEN
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WITH NEW BOOTS
Го качественный перевод этой пасты замутим, я начну, а вы поправляйте там где я обосрался, заранее говорю что сосу в грамматике
Игорь, ты? Помнишь меня? Я твой одноклассник. Я узнал тебя по твоим шизоидным словам и высерам. А помнишь, как мы всем классом нассали тебе в кружку в третьем классе, на сладкоежке? Ты ещё выпил, облизнулся и попросил добавки. А потом тебя пришёл забирать твой отец, тот самый дворник, который на Вернадского изнасиловал собаку и получил условный срок за то, что украл плавленный сырок в магазине. Он зашёл в класс, все стали смеяться, а ты обосрался под себя от стыда, а потом сказал, что всю жизнь будешь ненавидеть дворников, но в 9м классе, когда ты пошёл на рейд, чтобы их отпиздить, то они пустили тебя по кругу, после чего тебе наложили на анус восемь швов. Как поживаешь, Игорян?
Is it you, Igor? Remember me? I'm your classmate. I found out that it's you by your schizoid words and other crap. Do you remember, when all our class pissed in your cup in the third grade, on sweettooth holyday? You just drank that, licked your lips and asked for more. And then you father came to take you home, that janitor, which fucked dog at John Doe street and got suspended sentence for stealing a pack of melted cheese. He steped into the class, everyone began to laugh, and you just shitted your pants from shame, then you said, that you will hate janitors forever, but at the nine's grade, when you came to raid to kick them, they just let you in a circle, after that you got eight stiches on your anus. How are you, Igoryan?
Игорь, ты? Помнишь меня? Я твой одноклассник. Я узнал тебя по твоим шизоидным словам и высерам. А помнишь, как мы всем классом нассали тебе в кружку в третьем классе, на сладкоежке? Ты ещё выпил, облизнулся и попросил добавки. А потом тебя пришёл забирать твой отец, тот самый дворник, который на Вернадского изнасиловал собаку и получил условный срок за то, что украл плавленный сырок в магазине. Он зашёл в класс, все стали смеяться, а ты обосрался под себя от стыда, а потом сказал, что всю жизнь будешь ненавидеть дворников, но в 9м классе, когда ты пошёл на рейд, чтобы их отпиздить, то они пустили тебя по кругу, после чего тебе наложили на анус восемь швов. Как поживаешь, Игорян?
Is it you, Igor? Remember me? I'm your classmate. I found out that it's you by your schizoid words and other crap. Do you remember, when all our class pissed in your cup in the third grade, on sweettooth holyday? You just drank that, licked your lips and asked for more. And then you father came to take you home, that janitor, which fucked dog at John Doe street and got suspended sentence for stealing a pack of melted cheese. He steped into the class, everyone began to laugh, and you just shitted your pants from shame, then you said, that you will hate janitors forever, but at the nine's grade, when you came to raid to kick them, they just let you in a circle, after that you got eight stiches on your anus. How are you, Igoryan?
Ой, блин, тогда для тебя это челлендж, извини что обидел, приятного треда!
One of these days to a theatre I went
Stuffing vibrator in my cunt
What an amazing rush I felt
By experiencing some fine art!
Stuffing vibrator in my cunt
What an amazing rush I felt
By experiencing some fine art!
>c'mon
чмоня тип?
I AM ASKING YOU SINCERELY
@
TO LAUGH AT ME
@
IF IT HELPS YOU A BIT
@
YES, I AM JESTER
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BUT WITH THE KING'S SOUL
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AND NOBODY CAN DO IT MY WAY
Бамп годному треду.
TWO FRIENDS WENT HOME
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BY NIGHTY ROAD
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SUDDENLY BANDITS FROM THE FOREST
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QUIT BY BIG COMPANY
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BY NIGHTY ROAD
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SUDDENLY BANDITS FROM THE FOREST
@
QUIT BY BIG COMPANY
>BECAUSE HE DESERVED IT
Блядь, как же я проиграл
Лень было отдельные моменты переводить, решил полностью переделать на свой лад:
Igor, is that you? Do you remember me? I'm your ex classmate. The moment I saw your autistic gibberish and verbal diharrea I knew it's gotta be you. Remember when everyone in the class pissed in your cup in the third grade, on the Sweet tooth day? You drank it up, licked your lips and asked for more. And then your father came to pick you up, that janitor who raped a dog on Karasik's street and got probation for stealing a pack of melted cheese. He stepped into the class and everyone burst into laughing, you shat yourself in shame and said that you will hate janitors for the rest of your life, but in the 9th grade, when you went out to fuck them up they ran a train on you, after which you got 8 stitches on your anus. How are you doing, Igoryan?
Уёбывай на свою пикабу, залётыш
AS AT THE KIEV STATION
@
SOMEONE SHOUTED AEROPLAN
@
ALL EVEN LIFTED AND I STOLE A SUITCASE
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SOMEONE SHOUTED AEROPLAN
@
ALL EVEN LIFTED AND I STOLE A SUITCASE
All of a sudden I shoved my cock in your mouth and started fucking your throat.
Because you were trying to say something you vomited and then swallowed the wrong way what looked like a mix of your puke and my semen. You shouldn't have talked with your mouth full, bitch.
Then I pissed on your corpse, lit a cigar and nipped out in the sunset.
-granddad, look, a dog is sitting.
-lol.
-lol.
Oh girls I felt for a guy
Turned out he dickless
Why the fuck would I need a dickless guy
When there are plenty of those with dicks?
Turned out he dickless
Why the fuck would I need a dickless guy
When there are plenty of those with dicks?
было уже, причем лучше
Над Киевским вокзалом пролетал аэроплан.
Все лица вверх подняли- и украл я чемодал
Вот это блять сложное дерьмо, пиздец заставляешь напрячься
*Кто-то крикнул "Аэроплан"/
Woke up. Ordered a 40cm florentina for 24 bucks, Jack Daniels and some pineapples. Already anticipating this Gods' feast and watering in my mouth. Can't wait till it's finally delivered.
Meanwhile you can keep scraping pennies and starve, pathetic poor nobodies.
Meanwhile you can keep scraping pennies and starve, pathetic poor nobodies.
OP - dick
A man bought a hat and it fit him just right
Оп-хуй. Изи
>AS AT THE KIEV STATION
>@
>SOMEONE SHOUTED AEROPLAN
>@
>ALL EVEN LIFTED AND I STOLE A SUITCASE
Once at Kiev railway station
Someone shouted: "look, flying bitch!"
All looked up, it drew attention -
I took a briefcase, such an easy snitch.
OH, TEN-FOUR, PIG PEN
Целый день они ебались,
Даже в школу не пошли.
Тебе пора в печать, сука летучая
Ебаная шкила с нулевым айкью не выкупает и так и thryot под себя с воплем "nje zdayomsya!"
>THEY'VE
Так и не понял в каком времени нужно употреблять have had и прочую залупу. Поясните, плиз.
IT HURTS TO SEE THE LIGHT OF SUN
@
IT'S BETTER WHEN IT'S PERFECT DARK
@
FOR MANY YEARS THAT NOW ARE GONE
@
I DREAM TO EAT BUT I AM STUCK
@
INSIDE THIS LOCKED AND NARROW ROOM
@
A SINGLE DREAM FILLING MY MIND
@
GET BACK TO FREEDOM FROM THIS DOOM
@
AND BREAK THAT DAMNED OLD HOUSE OF MINE
@
THAT DAMNED OLD HOUSE OF MINE!
GORE SHOCK
>Двач слишком тупой, чтобы сказать по английски что-то сложнее ЛАНДАН ИЗЗЕ КАПИТАЛ ОФЗЕ ГРЕЙТ БРИТАНЬ
Преподаю матан в США))00
Я смотрю, формы прошедшего времени вы еще не проходили?
пруфай хули
>пруфай
прув ме вронг
GIRLS WERE SWIMMING IN THE LAKE
@
FOUND THE RUBBER DICK
@
FUCKED IT THRU NEXT WHOLE DAY
@
EVEN SCHOOL THEY'VE SKIPPED
ну или поехали угадай-по-медскилзу тред поэтичечкий англицкий для 3.5 анонов