SIT DOWN, THERE IS NO TRUTH IN YOUR LEGS
- WHAT'S ONE HUNDRED FIFTY PLUS ONE HUNDRED FIFTY?
- THREE THOUSAND
- SUCK A TRACTOR DRIVER'S DICK!
- THREE THOUSAND
- SUCK A TRACTOR DRIVER'S DICK!
три хандред, а не таузенд
A HOLE IS IN YOUR ASS, THIS IS A TECHNICAL OPENING!
- NO
- FAGGOTS ANSWER!
- FAGGOTS ANSWER!
- Say three hundred.
- Whats the trick?
- Suck a tractor drivers dick.
HERE SHE IS, HERE SHE IS, WRAPPED AROUND THE DICK
IT'S BETTER TO DRINK 1L OF BEER
THAN LICK A SALTY CLIT
THAN LICK A SALTY CLIT
С этого взлольнул.
Bump
ME ?
@
DICK HEAD
@
DICK HEAD
- BUT FOR ME?
- HAND'S COVERED IN SHIT!
- HAND'S COVERED IN SHIT!
HEY SKINHEAD
@
MAKE A PEE PEE
@
MAKE A PEE PEE
HEY HAIRY
@
MAKE A POO POO
FOUNTAIN
@
YOUR UNDERPANTS RIGHT THERE
@
YOUR UNDERPANTS RIGHT THERE
HEY SKINHEAD
GIVE ME A PIE
GLUE
@
DRINK A CAN OF SLIME
@
DRINK A CAN OF SLIME
FIRST PANCAKE ALWAYS BALL
YOU DESERVED IT, CHICKEN-LIPSTICK
Be a brother
shit a square
ты заслужил это, куриная губная помада ?
IM NOT IN PAIN
@
CHICKEN IS HAPPY
@
CHICKEN IS HAPPY
I SUCKED DICKS, MY ASS WAS FUCKED
GREEDY BEEF, SALTED CUCUMBER
@
LYING ON THE GROUND AND NOBODY EAT
@
LYING ON THE GROUND AND NOBODY EAT
курица-помада
WORK NOT A WOLF
@
IN FORES NOT RUN
FORMALIZE A BURPILLO, OLDMAN
n my knowledge I am so filled that I seem to be already. one hundred trillion billion years living on trillions of planets
SAY ROCKET
@
ROCKET
@
YOUR DAD IS A TOILET BOSS
@
ROCKET
@
YOUR DAD IS A TOILET BOSS
COOTIE COOTIE AND A SPACESUIT, I'M AN IRON MAN CHARMED FOR THE CENTURY
I SUCKED
AND WAS FUCKED
SAY 300
@
SUCK DICK TRAKTORISTA
требуются пояснения
Work is not a wolf, a wolf is a walk, work is work
Сак э трактор драйвер'с дик!
Лол блять!
Вот она, вот она - на хую намотана
вот она, вот она, на абу намотана
Не слышал такого никогда, спасибо
Auf, guys!
Я проснулся в семь часов
Нет резинки от трусов
Вот она, вот она
На хую намотана
Shizofrenic tradition is united
WORK IS NOT A WOLF, WORK IS A RABOTA, HODIT' IS A WOLK
ON THE MOUNTAIN IS NOBODY, HE HAVE 131 FOOT
@
WHO SUCKED IT ?
@
WHO SUCKED IT ?
path of the empty syringe
HOHOL HAVE EYES
AM I PUSHKIN FOR YOU?
Down the river drifts an axe
From the town of Byron.
Let it float by itself -
Fucking piece of iron!
I am standing on asphalt
With the skis on my feet
Either skis aren't running
Or I'm moron indeed
By the house of mom-in-law
I just can’t pass by no more!
Either waving her my dick,
Or my arse exposing quick!
From the town of Byron.
Let it float by itself -
Fucking piece of iron!
I am standing on asphalt
With the skis on my feet
Either skis aren't running
Or I'm moron indeed
By the house of mom-in-law
I just can’t pass by no more!
Either waving her my dick,
Or my arse exposing quick!
FOREST OF HANDS
fasfs
VLADIMIR CENTRAL JAIL, NORTH WIND
@
STAGE BY STAGE FROM TVER, FILLED WITH ANGER
@
STAGE BY STAGE FROM TVER, FILLED WITH ANGER
Cockhole
SO GRANDPA MAX DIED
ONLY DICK IS STAYED WITH HIM
ONLY DICK IS STAYED WITH HIM
WHERE? WHERE?
@
IN ASS!
@
IN ASS!
DID YOU FORGOT YOUR HEAD IN HOME?
GERMAN ARMY STARTED MARCH
Be a sister
Shit a star
WHERE? WHERE? IN KARAGANDA!
the fucking mouth of this casino
i fuck you bulshit shit
i fuck you bulshit shit
- How much is one hundred plus two hundred?
@
- Three hundred. So, what's the trick?..
@
- Suck the tractor driver's dick!
OUR VILLAGE STARTS IN MORNING
WHO WAS BIRTH IN AFROAMERICAN ASS?
Как диалог из фильмов Тарантино
YOU'RE NOT MY BROTHER YOU BLACKASSED CRUM
BE A BATYA
SHIT IN THE BED
LAYS ON HEART
@
HEAVY BURDEN
YOU WANT TO DRINK AND I WANT TO PEE, LET'S NOT ALLOW EACH OTHER TO DIE
- wanna some beer?
- sure
- my penis will pour
- wanna eat?
- yes no maybe
mgimo finished?
Aaaask
Так тебе и надо, курица-помада.
YOU DRINK VODKA
@
TAKE CARE YOU VAGINA
EVERYONE SAY TO BUY AN ELEPHANT BUT YOU MUST BUY AN ELEPHANT
WHEN YOU WAS BEING FUCKED, WHAT HAVE BEEN WRITE ON YOUR ASS ?
Pioneer is guys example
*written
Fast fix
EMPTY CHOCOLATE BAR
ON THE BRIDGE STAYED PASSERBY
@
A FUCKED MOTHER HE LOOKED ALIKE
@
OUT OF NOTHING THEN APPEARED
@
A HEAD FUCK'D!
TWOTEASE
I CAN'T BREATHE :(
Проиграл
There's nobody on the heap
@
He has gotten 40 dicks
@
Who has fucked you?
ON A MOUNTAIN STATUE
THE STATUE HAS NO ...
THE STATUE HAS NO ...
HANDS YOU PERVERT!
DICK!
@
DONT YOU DARE TO SPOIL MY TALE!
@
STATUE DOESN'T HAVE ITS EYES!
SAY BASEMENT
@
BASEMENT
@
YOU WERE KISSED BY THE SKELETON
@
BASEMENT
@
YOU WERE KISSED BY THE SKELETON
HAVE YOU SEEN THE FIGHT?
@
WHICH ONE?
@
MY DICKS WITH YOUR LIPS!
@
WHICH ONE?
@
MY DICKS WITH YOUR LIPS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXiBjuotIj4
O-O-O-O-OH SAMARA LITTLE TOWN!
@
HOW WORRIED I AM!
@
O-O-O-O-OH SAMARA LITTLE TOWN!
@
UNWIND ME PLEASE!
SO LONG I LIVED MERRY
@
KNEW I NOTHING 'BOUT NUTS
@
TILL ONE DAY THE NUTS DID KNOCK
@
DID KNOCK MY TINY ASS!
Шо
>TECHNICAL OPENING!
Ору!
SAY GLUE
@
YOUR MOM IS DEUTSH LOVER
@
YOUR MOM IS DEUTSH LOVER
TO DRIVE A TRACTOR YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED, SUCK A DICK AND BE FREE
AT DRIVING TRACTOR I AM GOOD, NOW YOULL SUCK THE DICK OF MINE
SAY ONION
@
ONION
@
FOREHEAD KNOCK
@
ONION
@
FOREHEAD KNOCK
>A HOLLOW IS IN YOUR ASS, THIS IS A TECHNICAL HOLE!
Поправил, не благодари.
В шепот
NO
@
FAGGOT'S ANSWER
@
FAGGOT'S ANSWER
AS DARK AS IN THE NEGROS ASS
YES
@
CUNT
Ну же бетманы, где контент?!
Чукча не писатель, чукча — читатель.
Чукча не писатель, чукча — читатель.
YES
@
GET A COCK
A hole is anal, but thaïs is hollow!
WHAT?
@
WRAP A DICK OVER SHOULDER
HELLO?
PENIS STRUCK YOUR FOREHEAD, NO?
PENIS STRUCK YOUR FOREHEAD, NO?
I WAS AT THE NORTH, WORKING AT GOLD DIGGING
IF NOT FOR MY CUNT
WOULD HAVE DIED FROM STARVING
IF NOT FOR MY CUNT
WOULD HAVE DIED FROM STARVING
HELLO, IS THIS A LAUNDRY?
@
YES
ME
@
A HEAD OF A LARGE CALIBER SHELL
@
A HEAD OF A LARGE CALIBER SHELL
HELLO, IS THIS A LAUNDRY?
@
DICKAUNDRY! MINISTRY OF CULTURE.
-WHY ARE YOU SO SAD?
-SUCKED UNPALATABLE DICK
-SUCKED UNPALATABLE DICK
HELLO, IS THIS A LAUNDRY?
@
YES
@
CUNT
HELLO, IS THIS A LAUNDRY?
@
A LAUNDRY MY ASS, IT'S THE MINISTRY OF CULTURE
-WHY ARE YOU SO RED?
-SUCKED BEAUTIFUL DICK
NEITHER IN CUNT, NOR IN RED ARMY
ONCE UPON A TIME PUPA AND LUPA GET A DECENT JOB
SITTING HERE LIKE OWL AT YOUR COMPUTER
BETTER GO FART-OUT OUTSIDE
BETTER GO FART-OUT OUTSIDE
BEER WITHOUT VODKA-MONEY DOWN THE DRAIN
HELLO IS IT A RABBITSON'S HOUSE?
@
NO
@
THEN WHY THE EARS A STICKING OUT?
@
NO
@
THEN WHY THE EARS A STICKING OUT?
IT'S TIME TO BECOME A ROUND SON
t
A month passed and they went to recieve their salary
A month passed and they went to recieve their salary
SITTIN'-FARTIN'
@
FSB ROSSII (C)
IF THERE WAS A SEE OF BEER, PRETTY DOLPHIN I WOULD BE
BUT SOMETHING WENT WRONG AT THE SALARY DAY
A MAN BOUGHT A HAT AND IT FITТED WELL
IS THERE WAS A SEA OF VODKA, I WOULD BE A BIG SELEDQUA
-TAKE DICK!
-CHEW TWO!
-CHEW TWO!
I FINISH EATING A DICK WITHOUT SALT
GREEDY BEEF
@
CHOCOLATE IN ASS!
@
CHOCOLATE IN ASS!
>LARGE CALIBER SHELL
Штоу?
Tell me 'glue'
@
Glue
@
Drink a bottle of bogey
SUCK A DICK
@
SHAKE YOUR LIP
@
SHAKE YOUR LIP
KHOKHOLS HAVE EYES
SUCK A DICK, READ THE NEWSPAPER
YOU'LL BECOME A PROSECUTOR THIS SUMMER
YOU'LL BECOME A PROSECUTOR THIS SUMMER
>DICKAUNDRY
Записал. Лол.
TOMBOV WOLF IS YOUR COMRADE
NO
@
FAGGOTS ANSWER!
SASHKA
@
IN MOUTH A POOPOO
@
IN MOUTH A POOPOO
BALD HEAD
@
GIVE A PIE
@
GIVE A PIE
SIR GAY
GAY ORGY
SEMEN
GAY ORGY
SEMEN
FIRST TIME UR NOT GAY
ALSO SECOND
A LITTLE BIT ON THIRD
ALSO SECOND
A LITTLE BIT ON THIRD
What's your astrological sign?
@
I'm pisces
@
And I'm beer
@
I'm pisces
@
And I'm beer
SIR, CAN I...
@
YOU CAN MARY FOR A HAUNCH
@
OR A GOAT ON A CART
@
SIR, ALLOW ME...
@
A GOAT? I ALLOW
@
YOU CAN MARY FOR A HAUNCH
@
OR A GOAT ON A CART
@
SIR, ALLOW ME...
@
A GOAT? I ALLOW
SOOO STUPID
HEY, HEY
@
GREEN FENCE
@
GIRLS FUCKED A PRIEST
@
HE DESERVED IT
POOPA AND LOOPA WENT TO GET WAGE
@
BOOKKEEPER MIXED IT UP
@
LOOPA GOT FOR POOPA
@
POOPA GOT DICK
@
BOOKKEEPER MIXED IT UP
@
LOOPA GOT FOR POOPA
@
POOPA GOT DICK
Они с романского что ли в английский пришли?
Поясните
Они просто припиздуныте все в пиндосии
лысый, пописай
лысая бошка дай пирожка
called father bold
what a disgusting man
what a disgusting man
ON A BRIDGE ON A BRIDGE
STANDS ALONE A FUCKING BITCH
OUT OF NOWHERE SUDDENLY
COMES A FUCKING IN THE MOUTH
STANDS ALONE A FUCKING BITCH
OUT OF NOWHERE SUDDENLY
COMES A FUCKING IN THE MOUTH
IF THERE WAS SEA OF VODKA, I WOULD BECOME A SUBMARINE
I WAS IN THE NORTH
DIGGING UP THE GOLD
THANKS TO MY CUNT
CAUSE I COULD DIE STARVING
DIGGING UP THE GOLD
THANKS TO MY CUNT
CAUSE I COULD DIE STARVING
CAN'T WALK AROUND MOTHER'S-IN-LAW HOUSE WITHOUT JOKES
I PUSH MY DICK THROUGH THE FENCE
OR SHOW MY ASS
GUYS, THIS TOPIC SHOULD NOT BE SOLVED. YOU ARE YOUNG,HUMOUROUS, EVERYTHING IS PEACE OF CAKE FOR YOU.THATS NOT THAT. ITS NOT CHIKATEEELO, AND EVEN NOT SPECIAL SERVICES ARHIVES. BETTER NOT TO TOUCH IT. SERIOUSLY, EVERYONE WILL REGRET. BETTER CLOSE THIS TOPIC AND FORGET EVERYTHING WHAT WAS WRITTEN HERE. I UNDERSTAND ENOUGH, THAT I WILL CAUSE ADDITIONAL INTEREST BY MY MESSAGE, BUT I WANT TO WARN THE SMART ONES- STOP. OTHERS SIMPLY WILL NOT FIND
TOMATOES, TOMATOES, TOMATOES, VEGETABLES
@
CUNT IS RIDING A MARE
@
AND DICK IS DRIVING AN AMBULANCE
LEGГESS
What is the main part of a tank, private?
Armor, comrade captain?
No dumbass. The main part of tank is not to fart
А в ангельской стране?
WITH MY BOYFRIEND NEAR THE SUBWAY
WE KISSED EACH OTHER TILL THE MORNING
I WISH WE COULD KISS MORE
BUT MY WOMB ALREADY HURTS
PSS... PSS... HELLO IS IT YOBA?
Там тоже
-I!
-HEAD OF DICK!
Давайте отпразднуем, отсосав чем-нибудь хуй
Не I а me.
-WHAT?
-COCK OVER SHOULDER!
-COCK OVER SHOULDER!
EVERY TRICKY ASS WILL FIND A THREADED PENIS
She II a you
STAYING SILENT? STICKING IN SHIT
Что за HELAME?
Not "I", dumbass. You should say "me".
А вот это хорошо.
SHUT YOUR MOUTH, IT STINKS WITH DICKS
- Me!
- A head of Timex watches!
STAYING SILENT?♂STICKING IN THE ASS♂
dumbass your mom is for sucking dicks for this cheap
WHAT TO DO? PUT A DICK TO AN ANT
COP WAS BORN
Sorry, what are you mumbling? I don't know the cocks language.
WHA? DICK IN THE EYE
THERE'S NO ANY BETTER WOMB
@
THAN YOUR FRIEND'S ASS
@
ALTHOUGH STINKS WORSE
@
BUT FEELS MORE TIGHT
@
THAN YOUR FRIEND'S ASS
@
ALTHOUGH STINKS WORSE
@
BUT FEELS MORE TIGHT
Переведи обратно
WHEN YOU WERE FUCKED, WHAT DID THEY WRITE ON YOUR ASS?
Садись, в ногах правды нет
THAT YOU WERE FUCKED EARLIER
YOUR BUNNY WROTE
WHOOM
WHAT FOR GRANDPA
THE BATTLE OF MY DICK WITH YOUR MOUTH
TEA PIECE DOOR BALL
GIRLS SWAM IN LAKE
@
THEN THEY FIND A RUBBER DICK
@
THEY FUCKED ALL DAY
@
AND EVEN MISSED THE SCHOOL
CAUTION, THERE'S MEATGRINDER!
LAUGH IS LAUGH BUT A CUNT IS WITH FUR UPWARDS
Did they write so?
YOU ARE GRANADE RIGHT NOW
@
RIGHT NOW WHAT?
@
GRANADE
@
RIGHT NOW WHAT?
@
GRANADE
Y got ur ass pedorasd m8
забавно, учитывая что оригинал и есть на английском
>GRaNADE
FUCKING RETARD
Ahahah, im lost
Боже какое быдло, транслейтором пользуется
I FELL IN LOVE WITH GUY
BUT FIGURED HE HAS NO DICK
WHY THE FUCK I NEED A DICKLESS
WHEN GUYS WITH DICK ARE FUCKING AWESOME
MY ASS IS NOT A PAPER AND YOUR DICK IS NOT A PENCIL
The pilaf of three dicks
Бля, последнюю строчку с другой на автомате попутал
oh, shit, i'm sorry
We eat the last saltless dick*
I wake up at six o clock
Didnt found pants resin
Wherez ir wherez it
Wrappd 'round gad dem cock
UPPERCASELESS, PLEASE
FUCK OFF
@
YOUR ASS IS GOOD FOR DICK
@
YOUR ASS IS GOOD FOR DICK
А, понял. Не слышал такую раньше
FROM OVER A FOREST AND MOUNTAINS
@
MAN SHOWED AN AXE
@
BUT HE DIDN'T JUST SHOW IT
@
HE TIED IT TO HIS DICK
MEN SAT AT THE TABLE
AND ATE
HORSEMAN PROVIDED SOME MEAT
EVERYONE SAID FOOD WAS GOOD
AND THE HOST WAS HAPPY
TALKED ABOUT HIS WIFE ALL THE TIME
AND ATE
HORSEMAN PROVIDED SOME MEAT
EVERYONE SAID FOOD WAS GOOD
AND THE HOST WAS HAPPY
TALKED ABOUT HIS WIFE ALL THE TIME
Men eat meat!
Вааапщета будит So you and need, chicken lipstik
Мимо живу в англии
Ну кстати есть воплне себе аналог.
DICK AND BOB RECIEVED SALARY.
BUT ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT MESSED UP AND DICK GOT BOB'S AND BOB GOT DICKS.
RECENTLY I SUCKED A DICK
OF SERGEY SAVICH
IT LOOKS PRETTY
AND TASTES SALTY
Dem son
COLLECT MONATKI AND WENT AWAY ON DICK
BROKE MARY'S HYMEN
@
FUCKED ALEX IN THE ASS
@
AFTER THAT SHITTED IN THE PIANO
@
WE HAD A GOOD TIME!
сука, лучшее!
Where is the beginning of the end that comes at the end of the beginning?
>- Say three hundred.
>- Whats the trick?
>- Suck a tractor drivers dick.
Hello, is it Al Coholic on here?
SON-BASKET, GO ABOUT-FART YOURSELF ON THE STREET
WHAT TO DO? TAKE OFF PANTS AND RUN
WHERE?
@
WPIZDERE!
Budto drugoie fsb est canis lupus.
WHO IT ARE
WHAT TO DO?
@
ATTACH A DICK TO AN ANT
Заебись, ты теперь повторять будешь одно и то же?
- HELLO CALL PETROV PLEASE
- HE IS AWAY
- MAY BE HE IS IN WORKSHOP?
- SHEEPCOCK DOES NOT EVEN WORK HERE!
- HE IS AWAY
- MAY BE HE IS IN WORKSHOP?
- SHEEPCOCK DOES NOT EVEN WORK HERE!
Ben Dover only here.
Повторил тебе за щеку.
RABOTA NE WOLK, RABOTA WORK
ONE GUY STOOD ONE THE BRIDGE
HE LOOKED LIKE MOTHERFUCKER'S MOM
AND SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE
FUCK-IN-MOUTH ALSO SHOWED UP
LET ME TAKE A RIDE
@
YOUR ASS IS NOT FIT
@
YOUR ASS IS NOT FIT
Половину не понял, какой то бред шизофреника
drink baba not own herself pussy
OOPS! OOPS! GREEN FENCE
@
TEENAGER GIRLS FUCKED POPE
@
HE DESERVE IT
@
TEENAGER GIRLS FUCKED POPE
@
HE DESERVE IT
-HELLO! THIS IS 2CH!
- THERE IS NON FUNNY POSTS
- POST LULZ BY YOURSELF
-WHO? ME?
- THERE IS NON FUNNY POSTS
- POST LULZ BY YOURSELF
-WHO? ME?
TWO ACCORDIONS WERE BROKEN
@
WHILE MOTHER-IN-LAW BURIAL
@
WHILE MOTHER-IN-LAW BURIAL
HEIL TO ALL KAMAZ'
@
I'M DRUNK TODAY
OOPS! OOPS! ASSHOLE AND PUSSY GET MERGED!
@
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
@
THERE IS MUST BE A GAP!
@
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
@
THERE IS MUST BE A GAP!
SCIENTIST
@
TWISTED ON DICK
@
TWISTED ON DICK
IN SHIT DIPPED
SON, YOU EAT?
@
NO
@
WHY NOT?
@
NO
@
WHY NOT?
DRUNK WOMAN
@
NOT A MISTRESS OF HER CUNT
ONCE 'TWAS FLYING OVER VILLAGE
A PIECE OF SHIT OF SILVER IMAGE
NOWADAYS THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH
UNKNOWN SPOOKY SHIT AND SUCH
ANDREW, WE HAVE A DEAD BODY, MAYBE CRIMINAL, MOUNT!
@
DON'T MOVE! I'M A FOOL, DROP THE WEAPON!
@
WE ARE NOT WOLVES, WE ARE FOREST NURSES
@
DON'T MOVE! I'M A FOOL, DROP THE WEAPON!
@
WE ARE NOT WOLVES, WE ARE FOREST NURSES
-WHERE DO YOU GO?
-I'M GOING TO FUCK A CAMEL
-I'M GOING TO FUCK A CAMEL
WHAT IS THE MOST FAMOUS AIRCRAFT ON THE PACIFIC THEATRE OF WAR?
@
TIGER
@
TIGER
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
@
FROM A CAMEL!
CALL ME WITH YOU
@
I WILL COME THROUGH EVIL NIGHTS
SON, YOU EAT?
@
NO
@
NOT WHAT?
A WORD IS NOT SPARROW nothing is sparrow except sparrow FLYING AWAY, WON’T CACH IT
GRANDPA MAXIM PASSED AWAY
@
AND HIS DICK STAYED WITH HIM
@
AND HIS DICK STAYED WITH HIM
WE DIDN'T EVER LIVE RICH, SO LETS NOT EVEN START TO
SAY "WHAT" AGAIN, MOTHERFUKER!
@
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
BEING FIRST IS MIND-BLOWING
A REPEATER IS A PIG
@
SHITTY TOY
@
SHITTY TOY
SIT DOWN POSRAT
@
FOOTSTEPS OUTSIDE THE DOOR
@
WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?
@
YOU FUCKING CRAZY?
@
FOOTSTEPS OUTSIDE THE DOOR
@
WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?
@
YOU FUCKING CRAZY?
SAT DOWN
@
AT KARACHIKAKH
— BARACK
— OBAMA?
— YES, SOMETHING LIKE THAT
— OBAMA?
— YES, SOMETHING LIKE THAT
AM I FUCKING?
ARE YOU BEING FUCKED?
THERE IS A CRIPPLE ON THE BRIDGE
@
HE KILLED A MAN WITH HIS DICK.
@
ANOTHER STANDS UNDER THE BRIDGE
@
ARCHING HIS DICK IN AN ARC.
I AM GOING BY THE RUSSIA
AND I CAN'T REACH IT TO THE END
WHERE'S MY FATHER'S PANEL HOUSE IS STAND
AND I CAN'T REACH IT TO THE END
WHERE'S MY FATHER'S PANEL HOUSE IS STAND
I HAVE SUCKED AND I BEING FUCKED
THERE'S A STATUE ON MOUNTAIN
PENIS IS ABSENT
PENIS IS ABSENT
IS SOMEONE HAS SAW MAYBE BABY'S PANTIES?
IT'S DARK LIKE IN THE NIGGERS ASSHOLE
>Половину не понял, какой то бред шизофреника
I'l take bicycle and go to the other side
So I go-o-o
So I go-o-o
AM GOING TO WENT OUT IN THE FIELD WITH MY HORSE
Who said "meow"?
>SEE
Иди уроки учи
I CAN’T WALK WITHOUT JOKES
@
ALONG MOTHER-IN-LAW'S HOUSE
@
SO I'LL STICK MY DICK IN FENCE
@
OR EVEN SHOW MY NAKED ASS
Базед
@
Редпитед
@
Редпитед
LAZINESS IS TOY OF DEVIL
THERE'S A DEAD MAN WAS CARRIED
@
BEYOND OUR WINDOW
@
THAT DEAD MAN HAD A WOOD
@
HIGHER THAN A WINDOWSILL
OH SHIT! OH SHIT!
PUSSY AND THE ASS HAVE MERGED!
BUT THIS IS CAN NOT BE!
THERE MUST BE SOMETHING IN BETWEEN!
THE THAAAA AND THE SHAAAAAA
EZHZHI!!
OPA! OPA! THERE'S A GREEN FENCE
THE GIRLS FUCKED LOCAL PRIEST
SO THAT WAS HE REALLY NEEDS
PEOPLE SAY I AM NOT PRETTY
BUT I SAY WHO GIVES A FUCK
GIVE ME BEER AND GLASS OF VODKA
I'LL FUCK ANYONE TO DEATH
BUT I SAY WHO GIVES A FUCK
GIVE ME BEER AND GLASS OF VODKA
I'LL FUCK ANYONE TO DEATH
I JUST WENT TO THEATER ONCE
WITH A DILDO UP MY ASS
MINUTE LATER I CAME HARD
THAT'S THE POWER OF THE ART
WITH A DILDO UP MY ASS
MINUTE LATER I CAME HARD
THAT'S THE POWER OF THE ART
в голос
EVERY CRICKET KNOW YOURS SHESTOK
PREPARE SLEIGHS A SUMMER
IN GOD TRUST BUT DON'T FUCK UP YOURSELF
IT'S NOT ALWAYS MASLENITSA FOR A CAT
WHAT DEGENERATES THE COCKHOLES ARE
LAKHTOHOLE FROM THE FUCKTORY
Блин ребята, вот читая я эти ваши шуточки и вот очень многие пишут все неправильно и неграмотно. Поэтому я испытываю кринж.
Do it right gayass nigga
SAY DUNGEON
@
DUNGEON
@
YOU WAS KISSED BY SKELETON
@
DUNGEON
@
YOU WAS KISSED BY SKELETON
WHO, ME???
SEVEN TIMES MEASURE ONE CUT OFF
FUCK YOU BITCH
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SUCK A BRICK
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SUCK A BRICK
ДА
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ДА МОЯ ЖОПА
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ДА МОЯ ЖОПА
ON DICK
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ON DICK YOUR ASS IS GOOD
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ON DICK YOUR ASS IS GOOD
какой оригинал?
Я на днях пошла в театр,
Запихнув в пизду вибратор.
Обалдеть, какие чувства
Мне доставило искусство!
IN A RUSSIAN KINDERGARDEN
CHILDREN'S VOICES CAN BE HEARD
GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING HORSIE
ELSE I'LL FUCK YOU UP YOU TURD
CHILDREN'S VOICES CAN BE HEARD
GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING HORSIE
ELSE I'LL FUCK YOU UP YOU TURD
GIRLS SWIMMING IN THE LAKE
RUBBER DICK THEY FOUNDIG WAS
ALLDAY THEY FUCK UP YOURSELF
AND TO SCHOOL THEY DO NOT WALK
RUBBER DICK THEY FOUNDIG WAS
ALLDAY THEY FUCK UP YOURSELF
AND TO SCHOOL THEY DO NOT WALK
YOU ATE?
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YES
WHAT YOU ATE?
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YES
WHAT YOU ATE?
SHITTING WITH A MARK-UP
>- Say three hundred bucks.
Oh Hi Mark!
Losed in the voice from this thread
SOMEONE'S SEMEN IS LEAKING OUT OF THE ASS
LIQUID POOKNUV DIE
На жопе написали-это вроде просто прошедшее время.
WHEN YOU WAS BEING FUCKED, WHAT WAS WRITTEN ON YOUR BUTT
Рифмы нет, но звучит лучше.
HOW DO YOU SPEAK WITH YOUR MOTHER!!!111
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FATHER, BRING THE BELT!!!111 LOOK WHAT AN UNGRATEFUL BASTARD WE GREW UP!!!111
LOST WITH GRAVY
NIGHTINGALE DO FUCK CUCKOO
ONLY HEARD ON BRANCH
CHEREEK-PEZDEEK-CHOOYAKS-COO-COO!
ONLY HEARD ON BRANCH
CHEREEK-PEZDEEK-CHOOYAKS-COO-COO!
содомит безразметочный
I SHIDDED AND FARDED
TURKISH DRUM
SNITCH-BITCH, SOURED CUCUMBER
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LAYING ON THE FLOOR AND NO ONE EATS IT
UNDERGAGE WHORES
WENT TO A PARTY
CRUMPLING ON THEIR BONY LEGS
ALL GET VERY DRUNK
WENT TO A PARTY
CRUMPLING ON THEIR BONY LEGS
ALL GET VERY DRUNK
JAVA, JAVA
STOP TREMBLING, YOU WHORE
STOP TREMBLING, YOU WHORE
WE'RE BEING FUCKED BUT GETTING STRONGER
-SHIT A CIRCLE!